Scooters - a bit gay?

[carver]

i have evidence that scooters are gay..
from the toronto gay pride rally, i bring you..

thats conclusive evidence!

[Sollyboy]

Does that mean motorolla is gay as well? Do you actively seek out home pics?

[carver]

Does that mean motorolla is gay as well? Do you actively seek out home pics?

motorolla's are just shit.....
some scooter fan forwarded the pic to me
his sexualiy is questionable, and his name...

ZEROINDEX

[MisterD]

i have evidence that scooters are gay..
from the toronto gay pride rally, i bring you..

thats conclusive evidence!

Evidence that Chinese-made 50cc 4-stroke scooters are gay...

[Steam]

I think you guys need to reconsider whether scooters are gay or not...
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http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c155/GS1966/ae7098d032.jpg

[hospitalfood]

steam, i like your shots better........but scooters are gay as !
however they are 1 less cage on the road so you have to respect them, and they can be heaps of fun if you have drunk enough.

[Luckylegs]

I think you guys need to reconsider whether scooters are gay or not...

...Thank you steam, returned balance to the FORCE you have !

[Luckylegs]

anyone remember this guy ???

(mugshots after being arrested in downtown toilet with George Michael)

[Bren]

and a few more ....


http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/photopost/data/574/Vespapinup.jpg (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/photopost/data/574/Vespapinup.jpg)

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/photopost/data/574/kamascooter.jpg (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/photopost/data/574/kamascooter.jpg)

[SpankMe]

Looks like a pretty gay form of transport to me.

[carver]

Looks like a pretty gay form of transport to me.

thank you for your valuable input!

[NighthawkNZ]

It seems pretty gay that you lot have found some of thes pictures :scratch: :chase:

[avgas]

Scooters are gay.
bike like scoots (b-scoots if you will) are cool. Ya cant diss a TR50 or a monkey bike

[deanohit]

Not a fan of scooters, but the girls in this link, I'll forgive them for being scooter fans, mainly the pair down the bottom::headbang: http://www.leedscrusaders.co.uk/Freya.htm

[ZeroIndex]

motorolla's are just shit.....
some scooter fan forwarded the pic to me
his sexualiy is questionable, and his name...

ZEROINDEX
Seriously dude, this is starting to get annoying... You choose to ride a geared motorcycle, so stay in the non-scooter part of KiwiBiker... You post enough garbage in the standard forum, and there's still enough space on there for you to keep posting there (even though most of the people are probably sick of it)


Looks like a pretty gay form of transport to me.
Why join in? I know you started the whole KiwiBiker forum, but you did create a Scooters subforum... I would've thought better of the founder of KiwiBiker to start dissing other bikers just because they prefer scooters to geared motorcycles...

[Mekk]

Thankfully they didn't go for the full body paint.

[Flatcap]

I spent a minute or so thinking of a response to this thread but decided it was such an obvious and poorly executed troll it wasn't worth the effort

[MisterD]

Looks like a pretty gay form of transport to me.


Ooh look, it's a Honda....

[SpankMe]

Why join in? I know you started the whole KiwiBiker forum, but you did create a Scooters subforum... I would've thought better of the founder of KiwiBiker to start dissing other bikers just because they prefer scooters to geared motorcycles...

It was created under protest. <_<

Having a bunch of fag hags stand next them doesn't make them any less gay.

[dave_a]

sounds like you little boys just need to make up for something by having a bigger bike.

its alright we understand

[carver]

sounds like you little boys just need to make up for something by having a bigger bike.

its alright we understand

na, you dont...
look at the bikes i have owned..my penis hasn't changed when i changed from a 650 - 125 or from the 125 - 500


Seriously dude, this is starting to get annoying... You choose to ride a geared motorcycle, so stay in the non-scooter part of KiwiBiker... You post enough garbage in the standard forum, and there's still enough space on there for you to keep posting there (even though most of the people are probably sick of it)




dude, you dont even ride a motorcycle or scooter, so GET OFF KIWIBIKER!
there are plenty of other sites around for you to post on

like this (www.search4jobs.co.nz/work)

[Aerox50]

google fight can solve everything;

www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=%22gay+scooter%22&word2=%22gay+motorbike%22

:devil2:

[ZeroIndex]

na, you dont...
look at the bikes i have owned..my penis hasn't changed when i changed from a 650 - 125 or from the 125 - 500



dude, you dont even ride a motorcycle or scooter, so GET OFF KIWIBIKER!
there are plenty of other sites around for you to post on

like this (http://www.search4jobs.co.nz/work)
But it's ok for Joni...? :crazy:

[ZeroIndex]

google fight can solve everything;

www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=%22gay+scooter%22&word2=%22gay+motorbike%22 (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=%22gay+scooter%22&word2=%22gay+motorbike%22)

:devil2:
That makes absolutely no sense at all...

[Luckylegs]

sounds like you little boys just need to make up for something by having a bigger bike.

its alright we understand

Pillock.... I couldnt even ride a bigger bike !!!!!







....And the Penis enahancement hurt :pinch:

[Slicksta]

Why cant carver and SpankMe appreciate everything on two wheels. At the end of the day its just another way of getting from A to B, i cant see anything "gay" about that.

[Steam]

At the end of the day its just another way of getting from A to B,
Oh dear!
You have hit upon the very crux of the biker/scooter conflict.
A scooter may well be "just another way of getting from A to B" but to most real bikers that attitude is totally alien.
Proper motorcycles are for themselves, for the feeling, the sport, the thrill, etc etc, not mere transport.
The best scooterists see this also, and value their scoots as more than just one step up from a bus.
Sadly, I think you have revealed what camp you are in!

[deanohit]

I think you guys need to reconsider whether scooters are gay or not...

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c155/GS1966/ae7098d032.jpg

So Steam, ya got any more pics of this lovely lady? Purely for thorough research purposes of course!!

[Steam]

So Steam, ya got any more pics of this lovely lady? Purely for thorough research purposes of course!!
Sadly not, that's some fresh photography right there eh. But here's where I lifted those photos from, 29 or so pages of scooter babes. http://www.nyscooterclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2735

[Slicksta]

Oh dear!
You have hit upon the very crux of the biker/scooter conflict.
A scooter may well be "just another way of getting from A to B" but to most real bikers that attitude is totally alien.
Proper motorcycles are for themselves, for the feeling, the sport, the thrill, etc etc, not mere transport.
The best scooterists see this also, and value their scoots as more than just one step up from a bus.
Sadly, I think you have revealed what camp you are in!

So your saying scooters are not fun? i can assure you i do have a lot of fun on my wee 100cc. Don't forget its more fun to ride a slow bike fast than a fast bike slow.... Its not the same "thrill" but a different one....

[deanohit]

Well, after extensive research, give you these, some very nice non gay girls on scooters: :banana:

[deanohit]

And now the very gay looking pics: :puke:

[UberRhys]

Oh dear!
You have hit upon the very crux of the biker/scooter conflict.
A scooter may well be "just another way of getting from A to B" but to most real bikers that attitude is totally alien.
Proper motorcycles are for themselves, for the feeling, the sport, the thrill, etc etc, not mere transport.
The best scooterists see this also, and value their scoots as more than just one step up from a bus.
Sadly, I think you have revealed what camp you are in!

I have been resisting entering into this debate, but then I read the above and couldn't have put it any better. To me it is more than a mode of transport to get from A-B. It is the feeling you get when your on open roads and twisties. The feeling of freedom and the thrill of all of the senses having to work together to make the right decisions.


The best scooterists see this also, and value their scoots as more than just one step up from a bus. :scooter::scooter::scooter:

[ZeroIndex]

I like the standard Vespa advert pictures for the new Vespa GTS250... they look nice

[MisterD]

Oh dear!
You have hit upon the very crux of the biker/scooter conflict.
A scooter may well be "just another way of getting from A to B" but to most real bikers that attitude is totally alien.
Proper motorcycles are for themselves, for the feeling, the sport, the thrill, etc etc, not mere transport.
The best scooterists see this also, and value their scoots as more than just one step up from a bus.
Sadly, I think you have revealed what camp you are in!

Nope, I think you've just nailed one of the patronising attitudes bikers have towards scooters...

With the money I've spent on my Lammy making it go faster I could have bought a bike that would be twice as fast straight out of the box...but that would just be boring.

I don't want to turn up at a ride-out to find three bikes exactly like mine, and I don't want to have to dress up like a tube of toothpaste to ride it either...

[MisterD]

And now the very gay looking pics: :puke:

By the way, fact fans, picture 2 is the original "Exile" chopped Lambretta - the first custom chopper built by Russell (Exile Cycles) Mitchell.

[Steam]

Nope, I think you've just nailed one of the patronising attitudes bikers have towards scooters...
With the money I've spent on my Lammy making it go faster I could have bought a bike that would be twice as fast straight out of the box...but that would just be boring.
I don't want to turn up at a ride-out to find three bikes exactly like mine, and I don't want to have to dress up like a tube of toothpaste to ride it either...

Did you read the bit where I said "The best scooterists see this also, and value their scoots as more than just one step up from a bus."

[MisterD]

Did you read the bit where I said "The best scooterists see this also, and value their scoots as more than just one step up from a bus."

Yep. That's patronising too - would you talk about the best (insert ethnic origin of choice)...

There are scooterists and there are commuters.

[Steam]

Goddamn scooter riders! I have changed my mind and hate you all!

Nah, P/T

[moT]

notice in all the pics there are either girls (very lovely ones btw) and gay guys rideing them. I think this implys that only girls or gay guys are rideing them and if you (straight) are unfortunate enough to ride one you will probably be assumed by the general public as a lovely girl or a gay guy.. if people want to make scooters seem less gay they should probably advertise it more with straight guys on it with girls. like the ones zero index posted above.. but really to all you straight scooter riders you should really get a motorbike to save you this dilemma but sexy lady scooter riders feel free to continue scootering

[Luckylegs]

Yep. That's patronising too - would you talk about the best (insert ethnic origin of choice)...

There are scooterists and there are commuters.

Ahh, no... there's scooterists and......... :girlfight:

[ZeroIndex]

notice in all the pics there are either girls (very lovely ones btw) and gay guys rideing them. I think this implys that only girls or gay guys are rideing them and if you (straight) are unfortunate enough to ride one you will probably be assumed by the general public as a lovely girl or a gay guy.. if people want to make scooters seem less gay they should probably advertise it more with straight guys on it with girls. like the ones zero index posted above.. but really to all you straight scooter riders you should really get a motorbike to save you this dilemma but sexy lady scooter riders feel free to continue scootering
Thanks Tom...

[Luckylegs]

notice in all the pics there are either girls (very lovely ones btw) and gay guys rideing them. I think this implys that only girls or gay guys are rideing them and if you (straight) are unfortunate enough to ride one you will probably be assumed by the general public as a lovely girl or a gay guy.. if people want to make scooters seem less gay they should probably advertise it more with straight guys on it with girls. like the ones zero index posted above.. but really to all you straight scooter riders you should really get a motorbike to save you this dilemma but sexy lady scooter riders feel free to continue scootering

Actually just to confuse the issue, ZeroIndex has recently taken some shots (in another thread) of a Gay man on a ER6n

[Machiavelli]

Hey all,

I ride a motorbike but I don't see anything wrong with people wanting to drive scooters. Sure, I chose not to ride a scooter precisely because of how it looked it, they just don't do it for me. But i'm not going to bag somebody else if they want to ride it.
I *wouldn't* say that people should ride scooters with any less gear though... getting smacked over by a car isn't going to hurt any less if you're on a scooter.

I'm mostly posting here because this attitude stirred a response:


You choose to ride a geared motorcycle, so stay in the non-scooter part of KiwiBiker...


you dont even ride a motorcycle or scooter, so GET OFF KIWIBIKER!
there are plenty of other sites around for you to post on

We're all bikers of sorts, we're all distinct from cagers - scooters and motorbike alike. Yes we all choose to ride for different reasons and our motorbike or scooter each carry their own distinct styles, abilities, and properties - but I wouldn't say this means that scooter riders can't view or post elsewhere other than here and that this area is a biker-free-zone! :no:

Secondly, I know at least one person on KB who has a car in their 'motorbike' property area (and what a nice motorbike it is). KB is a community, why close doors and put up walls where there doesn't need to be any. People should feel free to browse KB and post whether they own a motorbike, scooter, or are simply interested (heck, we even have a wannabe sub-forum, suggesting this is an official position).

[ZeroIndex]

Actually just to confuse the issue, ZeroIndex has recently taken some shots (in another thread) of a Gay man on a ER6n
you are so right... but... i was just the photographer... there are however some disturbing pictures of sidewinder and carver on sidewinders gallery/attachments, but i'd rather leave the url out of this thread, as it is gay enough...

[ICE180]

Whats wrong with being HAPPY ?????????????????? as grandma asked

[Dave Lobster]

Who has the gayest wig?

[ZeroIndex]

Who has the gayest wig?
I'll ignore that post, as petty name-calling is just low, but I have to say: Love the Lammy profile pic you've got!

[DougB]

What a lot of absolute rubbish. How can a machine be of any sex. I checked out both my bike and my scooter to see if I could find a penis or a set of tits - no luck.

Is there any point at all to this ridiculous thread?

[ZeroIndex]

What a lot of absolute rubbish. How can a machine be of any sex. I checked out both my bike and my scooter to see if I could find a penis or a set of tits - no luck.

Is there any point at all to this ridiculous thread?
The guy with the arrow pointing to him (Carver)... He is confused...

[Big Dog]

Well, well, well.
I have a foot in both camps, does that make me Bi?

I ride a Hayabusa, but could not afford to do so with out my commuter scooter.

Truth be told I am more likely to lose my license or get killed on the scooter, and few "real" bikers can keep up with me on the scooter when we are both obeying speed limits.

I used to be a scooter snob, but after 3 months of scootering (2,500km's) I have saved the cost of the second hand scooter in fuel, half the cost in maintenace and it is more practical than riding a Hayabusa through 8kms of 50km zone.

Travel time is lower because you can split more easily and less prep before you go.
Going to West Auckland for physio on my back when i sprained it was more viable on the scooter, and 10 minutes quicker on the return.

Since the advent of the scooter I have better timing on the 'busa because you have to have excellent timing on the scooter to be in the right revs to make a hill stick with a 110cc two stroke hauling 150kgs up the hills on the way to and from work.

There are two statements that really come to mind everytime someone questions the manhood of the scooter:
Real men do not measure manhood in cc's.
Scooters are like fat chicks, just as much fun to ride until your mates find out.

[UberRhys]

Well, well, well.
I have a foot in both camps, does that make me Bi?

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[ICE180]

some more pixs of gay scooters

just because I have them

[Luckylegs]

Well, well, well.
I have a foot in both camps, does that make me Bi?

No, I think you need to be using more than your foot to be considered..............



Scooters are like fat chicks, just as much fun to ride until your mates find out.

All Class......

NICE POST DUDE !!! (For me, Thats worthy of the final word)

[Luckylegs]

...I checked out both my bike and my scooter to see if I could find a penis or a set of tits - no luck.

Is there any point at all to this ridiculous thread?

Hmmm, no dick.... no tits..... no your right theres no point(y) bits

:lol:

[bert_is_evil]

I think you guys need to reconsider whether scooters are gay or not...
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http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c155/GS1966/ae7098d032.jpg

What makes you think none of these chicks are gay?

[carver]

What a lot of absolute rubbish. How can a machine be of any sex. I checked out both my bike and my scooter to see if I could find a penis or a set of tits - no luck.

Is there any point at all to this ridiculous thread?

look harder

[Flatcap]

There is nothing wrong with gay scooterists


Just as long as both chicks are hot

[homer]

I think you guys need to reconsider whether scooters are gay or not...
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http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c155/GS1966/ae7098d032.jpg

definately not gay

[bert_is_evil]

What about this one? :corn:

[Pancakes]

If I had to choose between a PX 200 or a GN 250 for the rest of my life. 200cc 2 stroke wins.

What about this beast (http://www.slashgear.com/piaggio-gilera-gp-800-worlds-fastest-scooter-193030.php)?

[ZeroIndex]

If I had to choose between a PX 200 or a GN 250 for the rest of my life. 200cc 2 stroke wins.

What about this beast (http://www.slashgear.com/piaggio-gilera-gp-800-worlds-fastest-scooter-193030.php)?
I want the Vespa GT200 (200cc 4-stroke), which basically puts out the same amount of power as the GN250, looks... well... chinese Suzuki vs Italian Vespa, no comparison :) and comfort? Go find a Vespa GT200 at a dealer near you and sit on it... comfy!!!

[LilSel]

So are you saying that my GF is gay because she rides a scooter?? :gob:

[Sidewinder]

try this for gay

[avgas]

bit rushed sorry for the spelling mistakes

[bert_is_evil]

So are you saying that my GF is gay because she rides a scooter?? :gob:

Noooo - dykes ride harleys, everyone knows that

[LilSel]

Noooo - dykes ride harleys, everyone knows that

:lol:... they do?

[bert_is_evil]

:lol:... they do?

Yes. With tassles on the footboards and leather waistcoats.

[LilSel]

Yes. With tassles on the footboards and leather waistcoats.

LMAO... I guess we are not 'dykes' then... :scooter: :D

[Sidewinder]

look at this closely!! it might be another scooter boy......

[carver]

look at this closely!! it might be another scooter boy......

exactly..zero index?

[Sidewinder]

exactly..zero index?

thats the one, have you seen that pole on "are scooters gay?"

[carver]

thats the one, have you seen that pole on "are scooters gay?"

my link dont work!

[carver]

If I had to choose between a PX 200 or a GN 250 for the rest of my life. 200cc 2 stroke wins.

What about this beast (http://www.slashgear.com/piaggio-gilera-gp-800-worlds-fastest-scooter-193030.php)?

really?
i have owned both..the GN is better

the PX dont handle or brake

[ZeroIndex]

look at this closely!! it might be another scooter boy......
Damn... she looks hot... do you know her from somewhere?

[MisterD]

the PX dont handle or brake

I know a few people that would disagree on that score...

[Big Dog]

What about this one? :corn:

No scooter in site but definately gay.
Probably been with more women than me.:devil2:

[Zuki Bandit]

I think you guys need to reconsider whether scooters are gay or not...
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http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c155/GS1966/ae7098d032.jpg
Not Gay!!!

[carver]

I know a few people that would disagree on that score...

you can mod lawn mowers for racing....
trust me, i have owned both, and ridden about 20 different scooters, some of them i have owned for around a year..
the bigger the worse they are
good, really good,comfy, capable, but really BORING!

[Pancakes]

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c155/GS1966/ae7098d032.jpg

She's nice and light..... and really tasty!

[Monolith NZ]

lol that google fight thing is sweet

[SpankMe]

hmmm, nup. They're still gay. I can see the attraction for you homosexuals thou, having a vibrating engine under your arse. :p

[Flatcap]

hmmm, nup. They're still gay. I can see the attraction for you homosexuals thou, having a vibrating engine under your arse. :p

I know you are, but what am I?