Undercover cop cars just got a whole lot sneakier

[skidMark]

Just seen an undercover while getting lunch with my mate in his car....

undercover with front lights at top of windscreen....by centre mirror....bloodey hard to see....

and the tail lights flash red and blue..... so no little parcel shelf ones.....

were fucked :bye:

[Stickchick]

Well if you stick to the law like you have said you wanted to in previous threads, you shouldn;t have a problem with them should you?

[skidMark]

Well if you stick to the law like you have said you wanted to in previous threads, you shouldn;t have a problem with them should you?


the law.....

sorry cant write anymore...laughing too hard :dodge:

[Stickchick]

the law.....

sorry cant write anymore...laughing too hard :dodge:

Mmmmm this from the person that said they needed to slow down etc....and you wonder why people don't take you seriously.

[jrandom]

These cars are not being bought and fitted out specifically to catch you and your buddies doing 11kph over the limit, you know.

Sorry, fulla, you've used up the available sympathy on this forum, we're just pointing and laughing now.

[TLMAN]

Mark - you should be restricted to posting in PD only from now on.:oi-grr:

[sunhuntin]

+1 to everyone above. besides mark... your walking for the next few months... start saving for the tickets youll get when you get your license back.

[Grahameeboy]

Oh Marky.............

[Pussy]

You looking for sympathy, Mark? You'll find it after "shit" and "suicide" in the dictionary

[Swoop]

You didn't run into them by accident... They're following you!

Would you like to borrow a tin-foil hat???:whistle:

[Blackbird]

Just seen an undercover while getting lunch with my mate in his car....

undercover with front lights at top of windscreen....by centre mirror....bloodey hard to see....

and the tail lights flash red and blue..... so no little parcel shelf ones.....

were fucked :bye:

Nothing new at all. I got done about 7 years ago (my last offence!) on SH1 north of Bulls for towing a trailer at 105 km/hr. The police car that stopped me was a Nissan 200 SX turbo. Quite an impressive bit of kit - who would have thought it!

[Grahameeboy]

You looking for sympathy, Mark? You'll find it after "shit" and "suicide" in the dictionary

Actually maybe he was just posting information...............Pussy harder to find I am told:blink:

[bugjuice]

I've seen a couple of real shitter cars, no idea why I took a second glance, but only to see a radio in the dash, couple of extra lights, and a cop flouro vest on the back seat. They have been using some 'obscure' cars for a while now. A brown Mazda thing round town (where I've seen them) and a corrola sedan down near Puke. Granted, they aren't going to keep up with much, but I've heard bout WXR's and Evo's been kitted out too.
Sneek, yes. Justified, yes. You break the law, you accept you will be caught at some point

[Ragingrob]

As long as they don't care about L plates going over 70km I think that's fair enough, ha!

[skidMark]

You looking for sympathy, Mark? You'll find it after "shit" and "suicide" in the dictionary


i'm not able to ride at the moment anyways wasnt looking for sympathy...was trying to help out by letting you guys know...

sorry next time i know sumthing like this ill keep it to myself and u guys can get pinged...sorry for helping...

[Stickchick]

i'm not able to ride at the moment anyways wasnt looking for sympathy...was trying to help out by letting you guys know...

sorry next time i know sumthing like this ill keep it to myself and u guys can get pinged...sorry for helping...

Its not soo much the information it is the way you present it dude and laughing when I mentioned the law....Well that just says it all really.

[sunhuntin]

i'm not able to ride at the moment anyways wasnt looking for sympathy...was trying to help out by letting you guys know...

sorry next time i know sumthing like this ill keep it to myself and u guys can get pinged...sorry for helping...

mark... you laugh when we pass on relevant info looking to keep you alive. so forgive us for laughing when you pass on info to assist in keeping us from getting tickets. what happens will happen, no matter what anyone says... youve proven that.

on the upside, with enough walking, you will have bitchin calves!

[skidMark]

Its not soo much the information it is the way you present it dude and laughing when I mentioned the law....Well that just says it all really.


If u got fucked over like i did, your attitude towards the current New Zealand justice system would be the same.

[skidMark]

mark... you laugh when we pass on relevant info looking to keep you alive. so forgive us for laughing when you pass on info to assist in keeping us from getting tickets. what happens will happen, no matter what anyone says... youve proven that.

on the upside, with enough walking, you will have bitchin calves!


wasnt worried about u getting tickets.... well...maybe for riding too slow.

[Usarka]

If u got fucked over like i did, your attitude towards the current New Zealand justice system would be the same.

wat happened bro?

[BIGBOSSMAN]

wat happened bro?

Don't ask, for fucks sake. DON'T ASK!!

[ManDownUnder]

Sorry, fulla, you've used up the available sympathy on this forum, we're just pointing and laughing now.

Can you stop pointing now please? ... and put your pants on!

[skidMark]

wat happened bro?

well you see... this one time at band camp....there was this bear...and we shot it and we killed it.....

and then it died!.


Don't ask, for fucks sake. DON'T ASK!!

The tribe has spoken.:shutup:

[ManDownUnder]

wat happened bro?

See MarksLife in code.
Run Mark Run!

Sub MarksLife()

Do

MarkDoneBad = True
MarkGotCaught = True
MarkGetsFines = True
MarkComplainsOnline = True
MarkGetsFlamed = True

ResetValues
Loop
End Sub

Sub ResetValues()

If MarkApologises = True Then

MarkDoneBad = False
MarkGotCaught = True
MarkGetsFines = True
MarkComplainsOnline = True
MarkGetsFlamed = True
End If
End Sub

Edit - thinking about it there should be a while loop in there referring to fines being doubled and vehicles being impounded while License = False but I can't be arsed...

[Stickchick]

If u got fucked over like i did, your attitude towards the current New Zealand justice system would be the same.

You were in the wrong in the first place so how the hell did you get fucked over?

[Luckylegs]

Come on guys... Hes providing a service..... Its the closest thing he has to a job..... :girlfight:

(Mark, a rough count indicates that I have reached my quota on employment jokes at your expense in the last 72 hours, so consider this the last and just a friendly p/t) :bye:

[jrandom]

Heh.

Nigel is going through the VB larval stage (http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/L/larval-stage.html).

Poor bastard.

[FROSTY]

AND STILL mark wonders why of over 300 people Ive had at KB track days only 1 has raised MAJOR concerns in my mind

[skidMark]

youll just have to trust me as i have said via pm i would never ever ever put anybody else at risk tony... ive made that clear.....just mucking round a bit were only kidding...or at least i was....

[ZeroIndex]

Mmmmm this from the person that said they needed to slow down etc....and you wonder why people don't take you seriously.

the law.....

sorry cant write anymore...laughing too hard :dodge:
Wow, even I am getting the same laughing effect :killingme

[ManDownUnder]

Heh.

Nigel is going through the VB larval stage (http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/L/larval-stage.html).

Poor bastard.

jrandom = cunt

[ZeroIndex]

If u got fucked over like i did, your attitude towards the current New Zealand justice system would be the same.
No Mark, you just have a bad attitude... I also did the nice court appointment, and I'm learning from it... doesn't sound exactly like you're even trying to get any valuable life experience. From where I'm standing (in the non-driving state, which means I'm standing fairly close to you...), I can see how people that don't break the law (or are just fortunate enough to not get caught) are privileged people, because they have valid licenses... I dunno... it seems that no matter how well law-breaking or the lack thereof and the consequences etc are explained to you, you just don't seem to listen...

Why did I write so much to someone who isn't gonna read it? :doh:

[hospitalfood]

this thread is shit, couple of tips about undercovers which is handy ( most of us go over the limit a bit a one time or another ) and lots of people slamming mark which will not change things at all, total waste of time.........pissed off I even started reading..........

[Str8 Jacket]

I still find it funny that you guy's hate Mark so much yet respond to all his threads... :sunny:

[inlinefour]

If u got fucked over like i did, your attitude towards the current New Zealand justice system would be the same.

Mark, you was being a squid. Be a man and stand up for your fuck ups, instead of sqealing like a pig about it online. After (quite) awhile it becomes pathetic and you just run the risk of doing it all over again as your not able to learn from it.

[skidMark]

i opened a thread for a helpful cop car warning...and i got fucking roasted!:mad:

[Str8 Jacket]

i opened a thread for a helpful cop car warning...and i got fucking roasted!:mad:

Ah, dont worry about it dude! Life will always go on! :)

[TLMAN]

I still find it funny that you guy's hate Mark so much yet respond to all his threads... :sunny:


Awwwww cmon man, its KB!!!

Cop bashing and SM bashing - its what its all about:headbang::headbang::headbang:

[Bren]

If ya stick to the law then its good news....cos them muftys gettin smarter are making it harder on all the jerkoffs that break the law all the time! Get rid of all the goofballs that constantly flout the law!

[Brett]

this thread is shit, couple of tips about undercovers which is handy ( most of us go over the limit a bit a one time or another ) and lots of people slamming mark which will not change things at all, total waste of time.........pissed off I even started reading..........

Welcome to the new KB. Very little worth reading gets posted here now days.


Awwwww cmon man, its KB!!!

Cop bashing and SM bashing - its what its all about:headbang::headbang::headbang:

Apparently so. Tiresome now. The old KB had heaps of pisstaking, but it was friendly and as mates would. Now it is not so much so.


If ya stick to the law then its good news....cos them muftys gettin smarter are making it harder on all the jerkoffs that break the law all the time! Get rid of all the goofballs that constantly flout the law!

As a general rule I am law abiding...considered become a cop, however some of their traffic policing is BS.

[1vanvan1]

:laugh: hahahaha :laugh:

[MVnut]

To change the subject a bit, today in Linwood I saw an unmarked driving at 40 kmh (for several blocks) in a 50. Almost like he was trying to 'bait' some fool into an overtake. Black Commode CET912.

[Pancakes]

If u got fucked over like i did, your attitude towards the current New Zealand justice system would be the same.

Yeah bro, puleed over 32 times if you weren't telling porkies and each time you were charged and the chrarges stuk enough that you've lost your licence multiple times all while doing nothing wrong! Thats shit luck bro. Not your fault, just luck, don't pay any attention to the haters..... they're just jelous of your mad skillz

[Pancakes]

I still find it funny that you guy's hate Mark so much yet respond to all his threads... :sunny:

I don't hate him. If I did I'd tell him to go faster or invite him on rides and tip off the cops I know! I've met him and like him from the short time we talked and he seems like lots of young dudes I know. Just needs to take his medicine and quit being a little bitch about it and slow down where needed to save himself some strife.

I like how Mark is always trying to help people out with mechanical stuff and seems to be on the money with stuff and I know he's had some mechanical experiance but not heaps (as I understand it). I'd rather he chills out into a mechanic who loves riding and lives a reasonably long life. How can you get busted that much and not be a hoon all the time? Shit, there's not that many cops and your not just riding along if they think your worth stopping.

[sunhuntin]

I still find it funny that you guy's hate Mark so much yet respond to all his threads... :sunny:

i dunno about everyone else, but im sitting at a spot where most of my posts aimed at mark are now total pisstakes... till he fucks up royally like he has in the past, then i will get serious, but right now, everything is typed with difficulty due to laughter, lol.

[TLMAN]

How can you get busted that much and not be a hoon all the time? Shit, there's not that many cops and your not just riding along if they think your worth stopping.


+1

Well said.

[illusivemenace]

dont worry cuz im sure ya mum still luvs ya .....i hope.....mayeb..........or not:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Toaster]

+1 to everyone above. besides mark... your walking for the next few months... start saving for the tickets youll get when you get your license back.

+1 to you for +1ing the others :)

How sad having to save to pay for fines he didn't need to get in the first place.... There are better ways to spend one's hard earn money!

[Sanx]

F'ing hell, they're some hypocritical wankers on this forum. Hands up who hasn't had any speeding tickets. Now, hands up who didn't act a bit stupid when they were younger (whether or not you got caught).

Anyone with their hands up? Good. Now remember the biblical adage about sin and casting stones.

Mark - thanks for the heads up, dude. And try to keep your head up too.

[Sanx]

Edit - thinking about it there should be a while loop in there referring to fines being doubled and vehicles being impounded while License = False but I can't be arsed...

I'll write that one for you:

MarkGetsCaught = True
BikeImpounded = True
ValidReasonForImpounding = False

If BikeImpounded = True and ValidReasonForImpounding = False then

ReleaseVehicle
End If

Sub ReleaseVehicle

With Police

BadGrace = True
SurlyMode = True
DeliberateObfuscation = True
End With
NumberOfDays = 0

Do While NumberOfDays < 16

IgnoreCalls = True
WaitForTwentyFourHours
NumberOfDays = NumberOfDays + 1
Loop

PhoneMark
GiveFourHoursToCollectVehicle

End Sub

[illusivemenace]

F'ing hell, they're some hypocritical wankers on this forum. Hands up who hasn't had any speeding tickets. Now, hands up who didn't act a bit stupid when they were younger (whether or not you got caught).

Anyone with their hands up? Good. Now remember the biblical adage about sin and casting stones.

Mark - thanks for the heads up, dude. And try to keep your head up too.

come on mate just a bit of freindly banta shits n giggles n all that give it a couple of days n itl be somone else gettin a roastin:jerry:

[fredie]

mate there are so many unmarked cop cars here . you will shit yourself :weep:wrx,fords,commodores,calairs,statesmans,4wds ,:spanking:and cbr1000rr, 03 r1 :weep:

[Donor]

For us old schoolers that refuse to grow up...

10 Mark does sillythings
20 Cops bust Mark
30 Mark acts humbled
40 Mark promises hes a changed man
50 Goto 10
RUN

That's as good as my old C64 ever taught me... *sigh*

[pyrocam]

I saw a truck with an ad on it the other day

'THIS ISN'T AN UNDERCOVER POLICE VEHICLE.'
'but anything else could be.'

Made me think.

[Griff]

I saw a truck with an ad on it the other day

'THIS ISN'T AN UNDERCOVER POLICE VEHICLE.'
'but anything else could be.'

Made me think.

I was followed going past a school by an undercover cop.
He flashed his lights, put on his undercover siren so I pulled over.
(I mean what else could I do, he obviously had noted my plates).

I waited for the guy, but he motioned for me to leave the bike and come over to his vehicle. He was OK though in the end, once i'd given him all the money I had on me. The Bastard!

I saw him later by the beach, just waiting for speeders and snapped the Bastard! Obviously it's one law for them and one law for us!!!
:angry2::angry2::angry2::angry2:

[Pancakes]

I saw a truck with an ad on it the other day

'THIS ISN'T AN UNDERCOVER POLICE VEHICLE.'
'but anything else could be.'

Made me think.

Yeah I saw that and thought, sweet! Cue open throttle. Not often they give you one for free a! Hahahahahaha

[inlinefour]

i opened a thread for a helpful cop car warning...and i got fucking roasted!:mad:

Its most likely to continue with the road you insist on travelling. If you don't like it, now might be a good time to review your life thus far. Because if you continue failing to learn from your mistakes and continue to make up weak excuses, how can it change?

Sorry Mark, but you might have lived within cotton wool/political correctness, but in the real world, there is such a thing as failure. :eek:

[Mikkel]

I must say I don't care too much about whatever has happened with regards to Mark and the law... But it seems that most people think that he's got what was coming to him - so just be happy that "justice" is served.

However, I can not help being a bit concerned about all this police sneakiness in order to slam speeders. When the law starts putting an emphasis on shitpoor drivers, fuckwits and retards then I might be able to accept the amount of focus speeding is getting these days. My gripe is that more and more we're not allowed to think for ourselves - there are empty, straight, flat roads out in Canterbury where you could do 500 km/h without it being dangerous (might wanna check for potholes in advance though)...

E.g. I'm happy I live on the South Island - yesterday I drove from Takaka to Christchurch (480 km) in 5 hours and 20 minutes in my cage. That's an average speed of 90 km/h - and we had a couple of breaks as well. I sat solidly at 130 km/h most of the way and truth be told that was at NO time dangerous or irresposible since there was fuck all traffic and I don't do reckless overtakes. I don't think I managed to pick up more than a couple of bleeps of the Beltronics STI XR during the whole trip and I didn't see any coppers either. Good thing, because I would have been mightily pissed off about getting a ticket for that.

Let me clarify that I do not condone speeding and doing stupid stuff, showing off or any kind of wankerish behaviour! However, when the law punish you for thinking for yourself and evaluating your current situation I stop agreeing. If they start to get sneaky about it and use underhand approaches like the criminals they're supposed to be apprehending then it get's my knickers in twist!

Time to go back to the lab and work on the Ka band jammer!

[Patrick]

However, I can not help being a bit concerned about all this police sneakiness in order to slam speeders. When the law starts putting an emphasis on shitpoor drivers, fuckwits and retards then I might be able to accept the amount of focus speeding is getting these days.

Who says they are just out to slam speeders??????????? Maybe, just maybe.... they are out there to hammer "Shitpoor drivers, fuckwits and retards.."

You would think there are no other tickets issued for anything other than speed, ever.... Shit drivers get tickets all the time but they shut up and get on with it... speeders are another thing. They seem to think they are exempt somehow....

[Mikkel]

Who says they are just out to slam speeders??????????? Maybe, just maybe.... they are out there to hammer "Shitpoor drivers, fuckwits and retards.."

You would think there are no other tickets issued for anything other than speed, ever.... Shit drivers get tickets all the time but they shut up and get on with it... speeders are another thing. They seem to think they are exempt somehow....

True - you are most likely correct about that... or so I shall assume. Because, yes I have rarely (not ever) heard about anyone getting pulled over and ticketed for anything but speeding, dangerous/careless and drink driving.
After all, noone would ever complain about getting ticketed for being deemed incompetent.

Oh, who am I kidding. As long as I'm to understand that the penalty for running the red lights is $250 and NO demerit points I think I'll stand by my statement that there's a emphasis on speeding compared to other traffic "violations".

So while I do believe that you may have a valid point about people whining about their speeding tickets (and I do agree that people should STFU and get on with it) - I'm still not convinced that Mr. Plod does active routine policing of most other offenses.
Speeding is convenient - you get a number out of your black box and compare it to a table and you can decouple your brain and run it on automatic. Issuing a ticket for not driving as far left as possible, not indicating for 3 seconds before turning, etc. is a much harder call and you can't sit on the road side, on a straight, empty and flat road waiting for your offender to come to you.

[kevie]

Nothing new at all. I got done about 7 years ago (my last offence!) on SH1 north of Bulls for towing a trailer at 105 km/hr. The police car that stopped me was a Nissan 200 SX turbo. Quite an impressive bit of kit - who would have thought it!

LOL thats the Fairlady from Feilding ... awesome mufty car, talked a few times to the cop that drives it when I was on ambulance... said he catches a lot of people.

He previously drove a high performance Commadore V8 persuit car, he got out of that into the Nissan and said the power increase was scary.

[kevie]

I saw a truck with an ad on it the other day

'THIS ISN'T AN UNDERCOVER POLICE VEHICLE.'
'but anything else could be.'

Made me think.

LOL that is on one of Turners trucks .... I wanted to put "*555 Costs me 45cents, What could it cost you?" but boss didnt get that enthusiastic about that lol

[Patrick]

As long as I'm to understand that the penalty for running the red lights is $250 and NO demerit points I think I'll stand by my statement that there's a emphasis on speeding compared to other traffic "violations".......

$150 AND demerits (20 from memory...) all caught on video around here so no arguments about "it was orange" or the like...


LOL that is on one of Turners trucks .... I wanted to put "*555 Costs me 45cents, What could it cost you?" but boss didnt get that enthusiastic about that lol

THAT is priceless......:niceone::first:

[Mikkel]

$150 AND demerits (20 from memory...) all caught on video around here so no arguments about "it was orange" or the like...

I very much doubt you got cameras in each and every intersection in NZ!
As such that's another lame argument for not doing any other traffic policing than speeding enforcement. "Or red lights... check, we got those covered. Bought five cameras last week."

My mate who's a cop said no demerits... he could be wrong but what would I know.

[Patrick]

I very much doubt you got cameras in each and every intersection in NZ!
As such that's another lame argument for not doing any other traffic policing than speeding enforcement. "Or red lights... check, we got those covered. Bought five cameras last week."

My mate who's a cop said no demerits... he could be wrong but what would I know.

Nope, quite right there, not one in every intersection. One for our city is all, and we can set it up wherever. Dunno about the other towns, for them to sort out. There isn't a cop on each and every street either.....

Your mate, who is a cop, is wrong....

[BMW]

I've seen a couple of real shitter cars, no idea why I took a second glance, but only to see a radio in the dash, couple of extra lights, and a cop flouro vest on the back seat. They have been using some 'obscure' cars for a while now. A brown Mazda thing round town (where I've seen them) and a corrola sedan down near Puke. Granted, they aren't going to keep up with much, but I've heard bout WXR's and Evo's been kitted out too.
Sneek, yes. Justified, yes. You break the law, you accept you will be caught at some point

seen a wrx down the desert road! And it was kitted out nicely too!

Soo they have been around for a long time. Just do not speed!!

[Pancakes]

.........Just do not speed!!

Hahahahaha! Thats why I come on here, good jokes!

[puddytat]

There is a very fast black Commodore based I think in Greymouth....he can drive pretty good too.Circulates round Reefton, Greymouth, Murchison & Springs Junction

[Mikkel]

There is a very fast black Commodore based I think in Greymouth....he can drive pretty good too.Circulates round Reefton, Greymouth, Murchison & Springs Junction

I've met that fella... sneaky bastard in a rather new fancy looking black commodore... He came up over a hill while I was going from Murchison towards Chch in the car. He pinged me I thought FUCK it's a mufty, hit the brakes, thought "nah, too damn late", kept my speed up - I think I saw some blue and red reflections somewhere :whistle: as I went over the hill crest. Kept my speed up and never saw him again. But then again, he could've been called off towards Murchison in a hurry ;)

[davereid]

Watch this space... police are moving to the P25 encrypted radio standard. But, depending on how they set it up, it may be "internet aware". So if it is, we will be able to "ping" it... so it may be that we will be able to spot a traffic car long before they can even radar you...

Even it doesnt get an IP stack, its a pretty rare way to send radio trafiic in NZ and will be easily spotted.

Well done NZ police !

[Disco Dan]

Watch this space... police are moving to the P25 encrypted radio standard. But, depending on how they set it up, it may be "internet aware". So if it is, we will be able to "ping" it... so it may be that we will be able to spot a traffic car long before they can even radar you...

Even it doesnt get an IP stack, its a pretty rare way to send radio trafiic in NZ and will be easily spotted.

Well done NZ police !

hmm dont think my ethernet cable will long enough for the ATNR :dodge:

[toycollector10]

Haven't you learned yet, 'boah'....I don't know you from sh*t but it
don't matter what you post, where you post, how you post or in what context you post, there are just dozens of mutherfuckers on this forum, sitting around with nothing better to do, than pay you out and put you down, so get-the-fuck-used-to-it-mutherfucker!!!

[Patrick]

I very much doubt you got cameras in each and every intersection in NZ!
As such that's another lame argument for not doing any other traffic policing than speeding enforcement. "Or red lights... check, we got those covered. Bought five cameras last week."

My mate who's a cop said no demerits... he could be wrong but what would I know.


Nope, quite right there, not one in every intersection. One for our city is all, and we can set it up wherever. Dunno about the other towns, for them to sort out. There isn't a cop on each and every street either.....

Your mate, who is a cop, is wrong....

Oops... my bad.... your mate is right! There are no demerits for going through red lights!!! Demerits for failing to stop at stop signs, failing to give way, failing to stop at red flashing lights at a railway... they all carry demerits, but not at red lights!!! Go figure....

[puddytat]

I've met that fella... sneaky bastard in a rather new fancy looking black commodore... He came up over a hill while I was going from Murchison towards Chch in the car. He pinged me I thought FUCK it's a mufty, hit the brakes, thought "nah, too damn late", kept my speed up - I think I saw some blue and red reflections somewhere :whistle: as I went over the hill crest. Kept my speed up and never saw him again. But then again, he could've been called off towards Murchison in a hurry ;)

Ive heard of a similar :sweatdrop"experience" lately near Murch. We got 'em using station wagons round here as well . Getting like you got to think that every on coming late model car could be out to get ya!! The days of going for a "blat" down the Gorge (or anywhere else really) might be coming to an end for me & Im going to try & slow down....save the money in fines & try & get to the track .
Hope all the bikers who've been headin' Nth to the Nelson rally have been able to avoid the ravening pack of them round here...:rockon: