dasser
23rd October 2007, 14:27
Two boys are playing with a rugby ball on the street outside Stadium Australia, when one is attacked by a vicious rottweiler. :shit:
Thinking quickly, the other boy took a stick and manages to wedge it on the dog's collar and twist, luckily breaking the dog's neck and stopping the attack. :yes:
A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy.
'Young Roosters Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal,' he starts writing in his notebook.
'But I'm not a Roosters fan,' the little hero replied. :nono:
'Sorry, since we are in Sydney , I just assumed you were,' said the reporter and starts again.
'Wallaby Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack,' he continued writing in his notebook.
I'm not a Wallaby fan either!' the boy said. :mad:
'I assumed everyone in Sydney was either for the Roosters or the Wallabys.
So what team DO you root for?' the reporter asked.
'I'm a Warriors and an All Black fan!!, the child beamed. :woohoo:
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,
'Little Bastard from New Zealand Kills Beloved Family Pet.' :gob:
Thinking quickly, the other boy took a stick and manages to wedge it on the dog's collar and twist, luckily breaking the dog's neck and stopping the attack. :yes:
A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy.
'Young Roosters Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal,' he starts writing in his notebook.
'But I'm not a Roosters fan,' the little hero replied. :nono:
'Sorry, since we are in Sydney , I just assumed you were,' said the reporter and starts again.
'Wallaby Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack,' he continued writing in his notebook.
I'm not a Wallaby fan either!' the boy said. :mad:
'I assumed everyone in Sydney was either for the Roosters or the Wallabys.
So what team DO you root for?' the reporter asked.
'I'm a Warriors and an All Black fan!!, the child beamed. :woohoo:
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,
'Little Bastard from New Zealand Kills Beloved Family Pet.' :gob: