I've become a fat biker!

[Steam]

AArgh! Since abandoning my pushbike and communting every day on the motorsickle I have put on 7kgs of fat .
FAT! That's SEVEN KILOS. of LARD
This whole random baby weighs seven kgs.
73892
Imagine me, I ate that baby.
That baby is my belly.


FRACK! I'm quite pissed off. I knew I was a bit of a chubb, but not 7kgs in a year.
BIkes are BAD for your HEALTH, umkay?

[Kendog]

I ate that baby. That baby is my belly.

Like this you mean?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl_Llt1LtwU

[Curious_AJ]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... man... best.rant.evar!

roflmao... I like the bit about the baby, pure awesome... and I shall then take that into account when I get a bike... must use the push bike regularely in that case... keep the bum and tum trim... yep indeedy do.

but LOL! bling..

[EJT]

I know what you mean. My pushbike is gathering dust while I get in as much riding as I can. Will get the pushbike out when I struggle to fit my gear (which I bought when I was fitter)

[Steam]

Like this you mean?
Yes, exactly. Imagine Fat Bastard with most of a monkey-bike stuffed up his arse-crack and that's me.

[Kendog]

Yes, exactly. Imagine Fat Bastard with most of a monkey-bike stuffed up his arse-crack and that's me.

Hmmm:shake:, not a great mental image there

[Swoop]

Ah! I was wondering where my fat went to.

Have lost 9.5kg's in the last two weeks and feeling much happier!:yes:

[Mom]

Ah! I was wondering where my fat went to.

Have lost 9.5kg's in the last two weeks and feeling much happier!:yes:

How about you take up some of my "contentness" LOL

You can take a few kilos now surely?

[Street Gerbil]

Run at lunchtime. I do.

[kerfufflez]

Have lost 9.5kg's in the last two weeks and feeling much happier!:yes:


In two weeks? :blink: How?
(Have you got dysentery?)

[Steam]

I was wondering the same thing.

Dysentery?
Liposuction?
Decapitation?
a very very big poo?


I dunno. How'd ya do it? Are you the biggest loser?

[Luckylegs]

Oh you poor bastard steam... Cant say Ive noticed a change in weight either way....

Very pleased with my calves though :gob:


Yes I know its gay, but hey...you gotta work with the cards your dealt !

:rofl:

[Fatjim]

time to change your name to FatSteam.

[Mully]

I was wondering the same thing.

Dysentery?
Liposuction?
Decapitation?
a very very big poo?


I dunno. How'd ya do it? Are you the biggest loser?

I was thinking Ebola, mebee....

[deanohit]

Haha, yea, I've noticed the same thing, my bike pants are now feeling a bit tight around the waist.

Good luck with your trip mate.

[Swoop]

In two weeks? :blink: How?
(Have you got dysentery?)
No, not the shits!
Just laid off of the booze and a few days under the weather without excessive eating. I already get enough exercise each day.
Just weighed myself after a few days and got a very pleasant surprise!

Not quite back to my younger days, resembling a biafran racing snake... but getting closer!:rockon:

[Virago]

Mate, you've got a long way to go.

In my younger days, I weighed 56Kg and could bench-press 85Kg (South Island Powerlifting champ for a couple of years).

Now, I weigh 85Kg, and doubt if I could bench-press 56Kg...

[Steam]

Now, I weigh 85Kg, and doubt if I could bench-press 56Kg...

Hehe, cruiser riders. Maybe I should buy one.

[TLMAN]

Found a few pics of you steam..............

[deanohit]

Now, I weigh 85Kg, and doubt if I could bench-press 56Kg...


Hehe, cruiser riders. Maybe I should buy one.
:bleh::laugh: :niceone:

[TLMAN]

And one of your missus.........

[deanohit]

And one of your missus.........

:crybaby:That poor bike:oi-grr:

[homer]

Yeah feel the same bit of a gut
...but somethings gonna do u in
Think ill stick with the pork chop
and have another beer:apint:

[HDTboy]

Fat Bikers Bounce Better

[Edbear]

Fat Bikers Bounce Better



Not when falling down the steps by the Meerkats at the Zoo, they don't - they tend to crack ribs...:2thumbsup

[NotaGoth]

Try having people bitch and moan at you for being to skinny.. Constantly giving you shit and telling you to eat....

Well in 10 months I've put on 8kg.. Its all gone to my arse.. Now I'm copping "look out wide load" comments.. You just can't win!

[BIGBOSSMAN]

More bikers of the engorged variety.

[Steam]

mmmmMmMMm, I'm all fat and full of Meatlovers pizza right now.... give me 10 minutes and I'll have some icecream.