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Bren
23rd October 2007, 20:18
Bloody tossers....

A 19-year-old man was arrested in Darwin, Australia, in August after he shoplifted a pornographic magazine and retreated to a public restroom in the Karama Shopping Centre. A security guard trailed him, joined by a police officer, but they decided to wait until he was finished before apprehending him. [Northern Territory News (Darwin),

A 26-year-old man was convicted in September of masturbating in a University of Manitoba library in Winnipeg. He explained, "I was just sitting at a computer, downloading a few things, and I got a little horny. ... I do it all the time." (According to the Winnipeg Sun, one of the conditions of his six-months' probation is that he not masturbate "in a library or anywhere else.") [Winnipeg Sun]

So stupid it killed them!

A 27-year-old woman was killed in Melvindale, Mich., while setting off Fourth of July fireworks when she failed to move her head out of the way after launching a 3-inch mortar bomb. [CNN-AP, 7-4-07]

A 55-year-old man in Fall River County, S.D., was killed in August when he accidentally shot himself in the stomach. According to police, he was attempting to show friends that a key point in a recent CSI television show was wrong (that is, according to the script, a victim could not physically have managed to shoot herself in the stomach). [Dakota Radio Group (Pierre)-AP, 8-6-07]

A 58-year-old man stood up in his boat to urinate while fishing and fell into a lake near Farmington, N.M., and drowned (August). [Farmington Daily Times, 8-20-07]

A train driver in Berlin, Germany, apparently attempting to urinate out of a door at 70 mph, fell to his death (May). [Metro (London), 6-11-07]

H00dz
23rd October 2007, 21:22
lmfao what about the bloke who tried to rob a shop in Auckland using a machete.....A GUN Shop for Fuck sakes !!! and surprise surprise the shop owner shot him..... I tell ya you don't even have to look offshore from dumb shit in the news....

P.s hows the no smoking :headbang:

pps stop stalking me LOL

The Pastor
23rd October 2007, 21:59
lmfao what about the bloke who tried to rob a shop in Auckland using a machete.....A GUN Shop for Fuck sakes !!! and surprise surprise the shop owner shot him..... I tell ya you don't even have to look offshore from dumb shit in the news....

P.s hows the no smoking :headbang:

pps stop stalking me LOL
HEY LOOK AT MY SHINEY NEW HAMMER!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS REALLY SHINEY!! LOOK HOW I CAN WAVE IT AROUND MY HEAD!!!


dumb prick.

mstriumph
23rd October 2007, 22:04
must be a slooooooooooow news day ;)