Top ten sex tips for men

[Bren]

Teeth brushed, condom on, socks off? The London Times has revealed a list of top ten sex tips for men.

1. Men aren't irresistible and not all women are desperate for sex. Good lovemaking starts long before you reach the bedroom, so before any date, have a bath. Everyone smells: some women like the smell of male sweat, others don't, but no one likes the smell of stale sweat. Watching steaming movies can help things along.

2. Sexual gymnastics are often distracting. Chopping and changing positions and techniques can make a woman's sexual excitement plummet.

3. Thrusting for hours without climaxing doesn't make you a stud muffin. It does make her numb and sore.

4. Don't assume your partner is comfortable in her own skin. A survey of 3,500 British women, by the bathroom equipment company SHUC, found that one woman in ten feels so embarrassed about her body that she turns the lights out before taking off her clothes. The average woman still spends a lot of time every day beating herself up about her weight and looks. Nakedness increases that vulnerability, so be sensitive to her insecurities and, if you think that your partner looks great, for God's sake tell her.

5. There's more to sex than pushing the right button. Men have discovered that the key to female orgasm is clitoral stimulation, and many now rub the lamp rather than poking around inside it. The upside is that women are climaxing more often but the increase in emphasis on genital manipulation has made for some very mechanical sex. Going straight to the erogenous zones is the equivalent of fast forward. Men who focus on left breast, right breast, genitals, reduce their partner to a set of body parts.

6. Be polite. Never nudge your partner's head towards your nether regions. During fellatio don't thrust into your partner's mouth, don't hold the side of her head - and definitely warn her when you think you are going to come. With regard to orgasm, always operate a ladies-first policy.

7. Make certain that your partner knows how attractive you find her by paying as much attention to kissing her, complimenting her and generally spoiling her. Don't neglect the breasts and other erogenous zones.

8. Though clitoral orgasm is easy to achieve, most women want to experience penetrative orgasm. Intercourse is the ultimate connection between man and woman and the sensation of fullness that it creates is intensely pleasurable.

9. Women are slow burners. They take longer to become aroused and get as much pleasure, if not more, out of tenderness, kissing and cuddling. Though quickie sex has its place, for women on the whole, the longer sex takes, the better it feels. If arousal is allowed to build gradually, it floods the whole body rather than being confined to the genital area and a delayed orgasm is infinitely more powerful than an orgasm induced by five minutes of digital manipulation.

10. Put a little X in your sex. Watching steamy movies with your partner will increase the chance of some how's-your-father.

Source: Times Online
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/men/article1937394.ece

- Oct 3, 2007

[sunhuntin]

so true, so true!

[Edbear]

Wah? Didn't everyone know that already...?;)

[TLMAN]

6. Be polite. Never nudge your partner's head towards your nether regions. During fellatio don't thrust into your partner's mouth, don't hold the side of her head - and definitely warn her when you think you are going to come.


Are you sure, shell just :dodge::dodge::dodge::dodge::dodge: if she knows its comin

[hospitalfood]

fuck..........thats to much of a read, only got through the first sentence of tip one.........and I have already forgotten it.
can somebody make them one word tips, and no long words like wheelbarrow n shit.
my girl would be most gratefull.

cheers.

[007XX]

Mmmmmm...big approval here! respect...:2thumbsup

Oh and green stuff sent and well deserved.:yes:

[Kittyhawk]

Based on experience there are several other factors

A guy who lusts after you for quite sometime saying hot wild turn on things, should be able to "get it up" when that moment arrives.

On the first time "last longer than 5 mins" if they claim to be experienced.

Know how to treat a woman and be in control to a point along with confidence.

Have a good time and not requestion the moments.

Just have a good hard f%$k roll over and go to sleep. Forget pillow talk no time for that if shaggin is done properly!

[skidMark]

wheres disco?:dodge:

[Donor]

Of course, the top ten sexual tips for married guys tend to be the tips on the end of their ten fingers...

[skidMark]

Of course, the top ten sexual tips for married guys tend to be the tips on the end of their ten fingers...



wo ho ho oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

M3G4 BURNS

[Bren]

Of course, the top ten sexual tips for married guys tend to be the tips on the end of their ten fingers... except on birthdays or christmas!

[Curious_AJ]

hmm interesting read, though I assume a lot of guys know this already.

[Donor]

except on birthdays or christmas!

...well, of course!

Even the married guys have basic human rights...

[mstriumph]

i sometimes wonder how we ever managed to do ANYTHING before 'how to' books and articles?

sheeeeeesh! :no:

[Curious_AJ]

i sometimes wonder how we ever managed to do ANYTHING before 'how to' books and articles?

sheeeeeesh! :no:

common sense, I think...

[tri boy]

Thank f**k post root cuddling wasn't mentioned, that means there time to race down to the TAB and put a bet on.:2thumbsup:dodge:

[Ocean1]

i sometimes wonder how we ever managed to do ANYTHING before 'how to' books and articles?

sheeeeeesh! :no:

Well, see, in that dim distant past REAL Men didn't need no instruction book...

Fuck, quick where's that dodge smiley thing... :dodge:

[mynameis]

Sounds like it's written by a fuckin unsatisfied woman having a bitch :D

[Shadows]

Sounds like it's written by a fuckin unsatisfied woman having a bitch :D

....or an unsatisfied bitch wanting a woman. :dodge:

[Bren]

either way though anything to get between the legs is worth doing....I always think of the tits as a "safe"....2 tweaks to the left, three to the right and four more to the left and the legs then open up wide!

[nadroj]

common sense, I think...

I'm surprised you're old enough to know what that means!

[Krusti]

Business Time...... by FOC. That's all I need to know. :clap:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU

[Coyote]

fuck..........thats to much of a read, only got through the first sentence of tip one.........and I have already forgotten it.
can somebody make them one word tips, and no long words like wheelbarrow n shit.
my girl would be most gratefull.

cheers.
Get her to be the boss, you pick up a few things from there. Learning by doing should make you remember

[bikerlou]

[QUOTE=linuxrunner;1260086]
3. Thrusting for hours without climaxing doesn't make you a stud muffin. It does make her numb and sore.


9. Women are slow burners. They take longer to become aroused and get as much pleasure, if not more, out of tenderness, kissing and cuddling. Though quickie sex has its place, for women on the whole, the longer sex takes, the better it feels. If arousal is allowed to build gradually, it floods the whole body rather than being confined to the genital area and a delayed orgasm is infinitely more powerful than an orgasm induced by five minutes of digital manipulation.


Dont you think numbers 3 and 9 might confuse your average male as they seem to be conflicting??:shutup: :love:

[scumdog]

Of course, the top ten sexual tips for married guys tend to be the tips on the end of their ten fingers...

Well nobody got around to telling CB THAT!!

But the first post of the thread is so true eh!

[scumdog]

i sometimes wonder how we ever managed to do ANYTHING before 'how to' books and articles?

sheeeeeesh! :no:

Sadly in a lot of cases they DIDN'T know!!:(

[ceebie13]

Dont you think numbers 3 and 9 might confuse your average male as they seem to be conflicting??:shutup: :love:

I prefer 6 and 9 meself!! :bleh:

[jrandom]

Good shit.

Plenty of girls out there that could do with a few of those tips, too.

:niceone:

[Stickchick]

Good shit.

Plenty of girls out there that could do with a few of those tips, too.

:niceone:

So can the guys....its surprising how some guys just don't know what they are doing.

[Grahameeboy]

So can the guys....its surprising how some guys just don't know what they are doing.

It was surprisingly quiet at the weekend.......I will put you down for a vibrator for Christmas eh

[tri boy]

The most romantic thing a man can say a woman is......

Gotta go. Finish yourself off.....
:headbang:

[Stickchick]

It was surprisingly quiet at the weekend.......I will put you down for a vibrator for Christmas eh

Better take Dan shopping with you as he knows what I like :niceone::devil2:

[Xile]

1. Men aren't irresistible and not all women are desperate for sex. Good lovemaking starts long before you reach the bedroom, so before any date, have a bath. Everyone smells: some women like the smell of male sweat, others don't, but no one likes the smell of stale sweat. Watching steaming movies can help things along.
...

3. Thrusting for hours without climaxing doesn't make you a stud muffin. It does make her numb and sore.

4. ...Nakedness increases that vulnerability, so be sensitive to her insecurities and, if you think that your partner looks great, for God's sake tell her.

5. ...Going straight to the erogenous zones is the equivalent of fast forward. Men who focus on left breast, right breast, genitals, reduce their partner to a set of body parts. LOL!!!

6. Be polite. Never nudge your partner's head towards your nether regions. During fellatio don't thrust into your partner's mouth, don't hold the side of her head - and definitely warn her when you think you are going to come. With regard to orgasm, always operate a ladies-first policy.

7. Make certain that your partner knows how attractive you find her by paying as much attention to kissing her, complimenting her and generally spoiling her. Don't neglect the breasts and other erogenous zones.

8. Though clitoral orgasm is easy to achieve, most women want to experience penetrative orgasm. Intercourse is the ultimate connection between man and woman and the sensation of fullness that it creates is intensely pleasurable.

9. Women are slow burners. They take longer to become aroused and get as much pleasure, if not more, out of tenderness, kissing and cuddling. Though quickie sex has its place, for women on the whole, the longer sex takes, the better it feels. If arousal is allowed to build gradually, it floods the whole body rather than being confined to the genital area and a delayed orgasm is infinitely more powerful than an orgasm induced by five minutes of digital manipulation.

10. Put a little X in your sex. Watching steamy movies with your partner will increase the chance of some how's-your-father.


Really good stuff Linnuxrunner!! Good on ya for having find that ;)
Just add some bold on important points that every lover should have read lol!
...but i guess the most important is just ENJOY :D

[bikerlou]

Teeth brushed, condom on, socks off? The London Times has revealed a list of top ten sex tips for men.

1. Men aren't irresistible and not all women are desperate for sex. Good lovemaking starts long before you reach the bedroom, so before any date, have a bath. Everyone smells: some women like the smell of male sweat, others don't, but no one likes the smell of stale sweat. Watching steaming movies can help things along.

2. Sexual gymnastics are often distracting. Chopping and changing positions and techniques can make a woman's sexual excitement plummet.

3. Thrusting for hours without climaxing doesn't make you a stud muffin. It does make her numb and sore.

4. Don't assume your partner is comfortable in her own skin. A survey of 3,500 British women, by the bathroom equipment company SHUC, found that one woman in ten feels so embarrassed about her body that she turns the lights out before taking off her clothes. The average woman still spends a lot of time every day beating herself up about her weight and looks. Nakedness increases that vulnerability, so be sensitive to her insecurities and, if you think that your partner looks great, for God's sake tell her.

5. There's more to sex than pushing the right button. Men have discovered that the key to female orgasm is clitoral stimulation, and many now rub the lamp rather than poking around inside it. The upside is that women are climaxing more often but the increase in emphasis on genital manipulation has made for some very mechanical sex. Going straight to the erogenous zones is the equivalent of fast forward. Men who focus on left breast, right breast, genitals, reduce their partner to a set of body parts.

6. Be polite. Never nudge your partner's head towards your nether regions. During fellatio don't thrust into your partner's mouth, don't hold the side of her head - and definitely warn her when you think you are going to come. With regard to orgasm, always operate a ladies-first policy.

7. Make certain that your partner knows how attractive you find her by paying as much attention to kissing her, complimenting her and generally spoiling her. Don't neglect the breasts and other erogenous zones.

8. Though clitoral orgasm is easy to achieve, most women want to experience penetrative orgasm. Intercourse is the ultimate connection between man and woman and the sensation of fullness that it creates is intensely pleasurable.

9. Women are slow burners. They take longer to become aroused and get as much pleasure, if not more, out of tenderness, kissing and cuddling. Though quickie sex has its place, for women on the whole, the longer sex takes, the better it feels. If arousal is allowed to build gradually, it floods the whole body rather than being confined to the genital area and a delayed orgasm is infinitely more powerful than an orgasm induced by five minutes of digital manipulation.

10. Put a little X in your sex. Watching steamy movies with your partner will increase the chance of some how's-your-father.

Source: Times Online
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/men/article1937394.ece

- Oct 3, 2007


I prefer 6 and 9 meself!! :bleh:

:devil2::rofl:

[Grahameeboy]

Better take Dan shopping with you as he knows what I like :niceone::devil2:

Yeah but the whole idea of a present is that it is a surprise and with his Lesbian fetish he may be thinking of himself........:rolleyes:

[Stickchick]

Yeah but the whole idea of a present is that it is a surprise and with his Lesbian fetish he may be thinking of himself........:rolleyes:

One time only pass

[Grahameeboy]

One time only pass

Return tickets are more expensive eh?

[Stickchick]

Return tickets are more expensive eh?

Exactly!!!!

[jrandom]

Heh. I googled "sex tips for women" to see what was out there.

So much drivel.

I realise it's very politically incorrect to say so, but in my view, the main problem with most sexually dysfunctional people has nothing to do with the details of how they rub, prod or tweak their partner, and everything to do with what goes on inside their own head.

People who are comfortable with and enjoy their own sexuality, in my experience, tend to be the ones who give pleasure to others.

People who are uptight about it, have no idea how to look after themselves, and generally are completely fucked up on the subject, make dreadful partners, no matter how much effort they put into the aforementioned rubbing, prodding and tweaking.

It's all about what goes on behind the eyes...

[jrandom]

Return tickets are more expensive eh?

Just for that, I'm not folding your undies for you this morning.

[007XX]

...but i guess the most important is just ENJOY :D

Exactly!!!!:clap:

Life can get so complicated sometime, the last thign you want to do is not being able to enjoy that particular sweet release! :argh:

"you & me baby, ain't nothing but mammals..." sing it with me...;):whistle:

[Grahameeboy]

Just for that, I'm not folding your undies for you this morning.

That's fine cause it may stop you wearing them..........

[jrandom]

"you & me baby, ain't nothing but mammals..."

I would never have guessed you took that approach to sex.

[007XX]

I would never have guessed you took that approach to sex.

Ain't nothing wrong with doggy style!:angry:....is there? :confused:

:rofl:

[jrandom]

Ain't nothing wrong with doggy style!

I don't like it.

[Colapop]

You're not supposed to be the receiver Dan!!

[007XX]

I don't like it.

Fair enough...each to their own!

[jrandom]

You're not supposed to be the receiver Dan!!

Try telling that to kiwifruit...

[007XX]

Try telling that to kiwifruit...

Jeepers...now it's Kiwifruit? Won't Grahameeboy get jealous?<_<:laugh:

Aren't we just the popular one with loose morality?!? :dodge: :lol:

[Xile]

People who are comfortable with and enjoy their own sexuality, in my experience, tend to be the ones who give pleasure to others.
People who are uptight about it, have no idea how to look after themselves, and generally are completely fucked up on the subject, make dreadful partners, no matter how much effort they put into the aforementioned rubbing, prodding and tweaking.

Other words of wise Dan! You my mentor...:love:

[Colapop]

Try telling that to kiwifruit...


Jeepers...now it's Kiwifruit? Won't Grahameeboy get jealous?<_<:laugh:

Aren't we just the popular one with loose morality?!? :dodge: :lol:

Dan is everybody's... it's not his loose morals... it's his tight... :buggerd: :shit:

[kiwifruit]

Try telling that to kiwifruit...

its not gay if i'm pretending you're a woman, right?

[007XX]

Dan is everybody's... it's not his loose morals... it's his tight... :buggerd: :shit:

The mere fact that you noticed disturbs me...<_<:laugh: (but yeah, I agree....) :dodge:



its not gay if i'm pretending you're a woman, right?

Nah mate, it's ok if you're the giver...or so I'm told! :msn-wink:

[ynot slow]

When I was first married my wifes(ex)nana said put it where it's hot and hairy,so I said she won't get pregnant under her arm,the nana nearly pissed herself,then at reception when stories were being told I got up and repeated it,to this day I believe a few people did let dribbles out,was way before brazillians invented lol.:niceone:

[mynameis]

Really good stuff Linnuxrunner!! Good on ya for having find that ;)
Just add some bold on important points that every lover should have read lol!
...but i guess the most important is just ENJOY :D


Exactly!!!!:clap:

Life can get so complicated sometime, the last thign you want to do is not being able to enjoy that particular sweet release! :argh:

"you & me baby, ain't nothing but mammals..." sing it with me...;):whistle:

You two didn't complain the other night :scratch: but thanks for posting and letting me know. Next time aye, I promise :bleh:

[007XX]

You two didn't complain the other night :scratch: but thanks for posting and letting me know. Next time aye, I promise :bleh:

I'm sorry...I have forgotten who you are! :confused:

Have we met? <_<

:rofl:

[mynameis]

I'm sorry...I have forgotten who you are! :confused:

Have we met? <_<

:rofl:

Be a bit sensitive to my feelings :D Denying me publicly in forums is hurting me :love: Bahahaha...!

[007XX]

Be a bit sensitive to my feelings :D Denying me publicly in forums is hurting me :love: Bahahaha...!

Mwahhaaha...fark that was funny!:killingme

Ok seriously now, who are you again? :innocent::dodge:

[Grahameeboy]

Jeepers...now it's Kiwifruit? Won't Grahameeboy get jealous?<_<:laugh:

What's there to get jealous about??

Aren't we just the popular one with loose morality?!? :dodge: :lol:

I signed a pre-tenancy agreement....sorry.


............................

[Mikkel]

"Women are slow burners..." Who cares? Sex is about ME! :dodge:



I don't like it.

True... too much work really. :sleep:


Also, the famous last words
Her: "If this is goodbye I have to let you know that these last 5 years I faked every orgasm!"
He: *shrugs* "I didn't..." :rofl:

But seriously, why read a bloody book about it. Nothing beats hands on experience IMHO! :bleh:

[007XX]

"Women are slow burners..." Who cares? Sex is about ME! :dodge:

True... too much work really. :sleep:

But seriously, why read a bloody book about it. Nothing beats hands on experience IMHO! :bleh:


And one could argue how much experience can you possibly gain by remanining staunchly flat on your back? :innocent:

[jrandom]

True... too much work really. :sleep:

Aye.

(We're talking about doggy style, right?)

The only women who've requested it from me have been either hookers, or very fucked up.

I think that liking doggy style is mostly a psychological thing for people who get off on degrading or being degraded. It's a fairly impersonal way to shag. Head down, arse up, take me like the dirty bitch I am, etc. Gives me the heebie-jeebies.

Personally, I prefer to be able to watch my partner's face...

[Mikkel]

And one could argue how much experience can you possibly gain by remanining staunchly flat on your back? :innocent:

Well, that's actually quite a lot of work too now we're at it... ;)

[jrandom]

And one could argue how much experience can you possibly gain by remanining staunchly flat on your back?

As much as possible.

:D

[Ocean1]

And one could argue how much experience can you possibly gain by remanining staunchly flat on your back? :innocent:

Love a well qualified arguement, do continue... :bleh:

[007XX]

Aye.

(We're talking about doggy style, right?)

The only women who've requested it from me have been either hookers, or very fucked up.

I think that liking doggy style is mostly a psychological thing for people who get off on degrading or being degraded. It's a fairly impersonal way to shag. Head down, arse up, take me like the dirty bitch I am, etc. Gives me the heebie-jeebies.

Personally, I prefer to be able to watch my partner's face...

First time I read a post of yours I don't agree with...:calm:

Oh well, I guess it was bound to happen at some stage...:doh:

Oh and to support my point, anatomycally speaking, erogenous zones will be located in different spots for different people, some caresses will feel better than others. For women, they'll be even varying based on what time of the month you are doing it at...

Now, could it possibly be that doggy style might be popular just because it feels good at the time? and not have anything to do with degradation or anything quite so sordid???

just a thought...:msn-wink:

[007XX]

Well, that's actually quite a lot of work too now we're at it... ;)

Well, that's what most chicks who are lame in bed reckon, isn't it? (fark, I'd better hide now...):laugh:



As much as possible.

:D

Are we still a bit of a blank canvas, dear? :dodge: :laugh:


Love a well qualified arguement, do continue... :bleh:

:nya: I like a minimalist's explanation!

[scumdog]

Aye.

(We're talking about doggy style, right?)

I think that liking doggy style is mostly a psychological thing for people who get off on degrading or being degraded. It's a fairly impersonal way to shag. Head down, arse up, take me like the dirty bitch I am, etc. Gives me the heebie-jeebies.

Personally, I prefer to be able to watch my partner's face...

Yeah, doggy style IS risky

The male can get cramp in the back of his thigh

In a tent

At a large motorbike rally

In midafternoon

With losts of people around

Who go dead quiet when all the whooping and arghh starts.

Apparently:whistle::innocent:

[ManDownUnder]

i sometimes wonder how we ever managed to do ANYTHING before 'how to' books and articles

You mean X Rated DVDs?

[Mikkel]

Aye.

(We're talking about doggy style, right?)

The only women who've requested it from me have been either hookers, or very fucked up.

I think that liking doggy style is mostly a psychological thing for people who get off on degrading or being degraded. It's a fairly impersonal way to shag. Head down, arse up, take me like the dirty bitch I am, etc. Gives me the heebie-jeebies.

Personally, I prefer to be able to watch my partner's face...

Wouldn't know about the first part since I've never been with a hooker... But according to your theory I guess the rest of the women I've been with either was fucked up when I met them or they just got that way after having been with me for a while (5 minutes to 3 years...).

If you feel like you're degrading your partner by taking her from behind - then chances are that she will feel it the same way. That's one thing to keep in mind with all the psychological aspects of the game.

As for dirty, some people claim that sex is only good if it is dirty... I tend to agree, it's not just a kids game of cuddles and lights out - a good fuck has darker more physical qualities to it IMHO. Besides there's a whole range of different physical stimuli that is accessable when you're taking her from behind and the fact that you're physically active does have it's benefits.

But if you don't like it - I'm not going to tell you that you're wrong. After all, your sex is 50% about you (or 33% if you're in a threesome, 100% if mastubating, etc ad nauseum).
Me? I've loved it from day one and my first girlfriend certainly never expressed any feeling of being degraded, dominated or in anyway negatively affected by it
- then again, I think she had more pressing matters on her mind those 5 minutes every week that I allowed her to speak... :devil2:

[007XX]

Yeah, doggy style IS risky

The male can get cramp in the back of his thigh

In a tent

At a large motorbike rally

In midafternoon

With losts of people around

Who go dead quiet when all the whooping and arghh starts.

Apparently:whistle::innocent:

:shit: Oh you were at that rally too, were you????

Also, beware of dirtbike riding events, 4x4 stopped on the side of the road with a suspicious rocking motion to them (clearly indicating bad suspension)...:innocent:

[jrandom]

Now, could it possibly be that doggy style might be popular just because it feels good at the time? and not have anything to do with degradation or anything quite so sordid???

You respond as I expected you to.

And, yes, of course. I'm speaking only from experience, and when I see a woman getting off from doggy style and have good reason to believe that it isn't for reasons that I don't like, I'll change my opinion. I see sex as a very holistic thing, and always interpret a partner's behaviours and desires in the context of their overall nature.

Maybe it's just me; maybe I've watched too much cookie-cutter porn and it's put me off. Who knows. But I still don't like doggy; it feels impersonal.

I do tend to over-think these things. Perhaps I need to return to my, er, mammalian roots.


Are we still a bit of a blank canvas, dear?

Yes; I'm very inexperienced. Virtually virginal. For me, it's all new and exciting and slightly scary.

[Ocean1]

:nya: I like a minimalist's explanation!

Hmmm... At least you're consistent.

[Mikkel]

Yeah, doggy style IS risky

The male can get cramp in the back of his thigh

In a tent

At a large motorbike rally

In midafternoon

With losts of people around

Who go dead quiet when all the whooping and arghh starts.

Apparently:whistle::innocent:

Bwahahaha - lemme guess... it happened to a friend? ;)
Cramps are nasty though - and in a tent it's hard to stretch the muscle... bloody nasty really. Did she finish herself off while you provided audio cover?

[jrandom]

Me? I've loved it from day one and my first girlfriend...

Ten years ago, I was all about it.

Time and experience have forced me to re-think many aspects of human interaction.

[007XX]

I do tend to over-think these things. Perhaps I need to return to my, er, mammalian roots.
Yes; I'm very inexperienced. Virtually virginal. For me, it's all new and exciting and slightly scary.

Nothing wrong with being someone who sees and wishes to find a deeper meaning to sex.
Once you find someone that you are actually comfortable with and that you trust, then it will become a whole lot easier to accept certain boundaries pushed a bit...

Just make sure you don't judge everyone else based on your view, which is in turn based on doubtful sources. Trust me, sex is meant to be fun, healthy and liberated. What limitations you give yourself does not make those that don't have them sick or twisted people. It just makes them different.

In my view, as fun as porn is to watch, it is a very poor source of information and really mislead a lot of people who watch it partly in the hope of gaining useful information...

And as far as over thinking things...so what? you think these things through, and as long as you're happy with the result, then that's all that matters!


Hmmm... At least you're consistent.

There you go again being obscure...Less is more in my books!

[NotaGoth]

I guess taking someone doggy style is good. I mean its much cheaper than having to buy them a paper bag. Saves on paper too. Enviromentally friendly. Come on keep it green people.

Come to think of it... The back of my head is rather sexy.

[Stickchick]

Maybe it's just me; maybe I've watched too much cookie-cutter porn and it's put me off. Who knows. But I still don't like doggy; it feels impersonal.

Its not just you and I also feel it is impersonal...I believe sex is more intense when you can look into someone eyes and feel the intensity burning back at ya :niceone:

[Ocean1]

There you go again being obscure...Less is more in my books!

I'm obscure??! How the hell do you fit "Less" into any discussion about sex? Now books I could do less...

[007XX]

I'm obscure??! How the hell do you fit "Less" into any discussion about sex? Now books I could do less...

Point taken! And I agree all heartedly, of course...:lol::devil2:

[jrandom]

It just makes them different.

... as the perpetrators of child abuse that we're condemning in another thread right now would say.


as fun as porn is to watch, it is a very poor source of information...

But... but... I thought I was expected to fuck her up the arse and then ejaculate on her face.

Perhaps that's where I've been going wrong. Hmm.


you think these things through, and as long as you're happy with the result, then that's all that matters!

I wish I had a degree from Sexiversity, like you. Then I would be much more socially confident.

:)

[Grahameeboy]

[QUOTE=007XX;1261082]:shit: Oh you were at that rally too, were you????

So your torch battery's ran out in the tent then..................

QUOTE]...........................

[Grahameeboy]

... as the perpetrators of child abuse that we're condemning in another thread right now would say.



But... but... I thought I was expected to fuck her up the arse and then ejaculate on her face.

Perhaps that's where I've been going wrong. Hmm.



I wish I had a degree from Sexiversity, like you. Then I would be much more socially confident.

:)

Problem is when you cannot tell the difference though Dan...........wondered where my cat was this morning and why the cat flap was locked from the inside........luckily Hoppy Hoppy the rabbit is in a cage.........

[Grahameeboy]

Its not just you and I also feel it is impersonal...I believe sex is more intense when you can look into someone eyes and feel the intensity burning back at ya :niceone:

You will have to work on him eh?

[007XX]

... as the perpetrators of child abuse that we're condemning in another thread right now would say.

validating your argument with an extreme example is below your level of intelligence. I was only refering to open minded people who don't mind to try new or different things. These may have a "taboo" stigma from society, but as long as no one is getting hurt and the two partners are in agreeement, then each to their own really!


But... but... I thought I was expected to fuck her up the arse and then ejaculate on her face.

Perhaps that's where I've been going wrong. Hmm.

Could be...unless it was something that pleased the both of you. As long as both people are in agreement and they're not hurting anyone (once again), then why the bloody hell not???


I wish I had a degree from Sexiversity, like you. Then I would be much more socially confident.

:)

No degree mate...just an open mind and a healthy approach to what feels good. I'm also extremely lucky in many different aspects of this conversation, such as that my parents let me grow in peace without giving me any hang ups, I was never sexually molested, and I'm lucky to have the husband I have.


[QUOTE=007XX;1261082]:shit: Oh you were at that rally too, were you????

So your torch battery's ran out in the tent then..................

QUOTE]...........................

Oh yeah, yeah...that's what it was.

[moT]

wow i didnt know sex could get so technical it sound like that most of you are doing cam adjustments while rooting isnt it just about haveing a fun and romantic time for you and your partner

[Grahameeboy]

[COLOR="Red"]
Oh yeah, yeah...that's what it was.

Should have used those Durex Batteries......I mean Duracell......:Oops:

[Grahameeboy]

wow i didnt know sex could get so technical it sound like that most of you are doing cam adjustments while rooting isnt it just about haveing a fun and romantic time for you and your partner

Video cam you mean................

[007XX]

wow i didnt know sex could get so technical it sound like that most of you are doing cam adjustments while rooting isnt it just about haveing a fun and romantic time for you and your partner

It's only an issue if you're all crank, and no shaft! :dodge:

:rofl:

[007XX]

Should have used those Durex Batteries......I mean Duracell......:Oops:

Or I could have resorted to let my fingers do the walking! :innocent:

[Mikkel]

Ten years ago, I was all about it.

Time and experience have forced me to re-think many aspects of human interaction.

The sage speaks... Through experience and repentance the truth of being is "No Doggy-style! kthxbai"

If not doing the doggy works for you no worries, just don't tell the rest of us that we're wrong. It's not like we're forcing anyone here...

And seeing that you're already 87 days behind on the life experience record I doubt pulling out the besserweizer card is credible. ;)

[moT]

It's only an issue if you're all crank, and no shaft! :dodge:

:rofl:

lol good point

[jrandom]

validating your argument with an extreme example is below your level of intelligence.

... and yet, regardless of my intelligence, pedophiles still defend their behaviour by saying that it's OK to be different, which just goes to show that that statement justifies nothing in and of itself.

My thesis remains the same; the attraction of doggy style sex is psychological, not physical, and it tends to be the choice of those afflicted with selfishness or self-loathing.

I don't condemn; I merely observe.


I was only refering to open minded people who don't mind to try new or different things.

Doggy style sex is neither new nor different. It's just impersonal, and the sexual position of choice for the fucked up.

That doesn't mean healthy individuals like yourself can't enjoy it for all sorts of different reasons, of course.


As long as both people are in agreement and they're not hurting anyone (once again), then why the bloody hell not?

I find it fascinating that my observation that doggy style tends to be favoured by those with 'issues' is drawing such defensive responses.

:sherlock:

Gosh, imagine what I could achieve if I was trolling, eh? ;)

[jrandom]

... just don't tell the rest of us that we're wrong.

Ah, the prickings of an overly-extrapolating conscience. There's no condemnation here, old bean.

In any case, our take on the matter isn't particularly valid, one way or the other. We're guys. We don't have sexual issues. That's female territory. All we can do is gather empirical data and develop hypotheses about what goes on in those odd, alien minds of theirs.

Maybe if I worried less about that, I could be more like you, and enjoy the simple pleasures of bitten pillows and a proffered arse being waved under my nose.

:)


seeing that you're already 87 days behind on the life experience record...

There you go, Mrs 007; that's how one offers a truly unanswerable argument.

:D

[Mikkel]

My thesis remains the same; the attraction of doggy style sex is psychological, not physical, and it tends to be the choice of those afflicted with selfishness or self-loathing.

I then present an anti-thesis that I enjoy doggy-style because of the physical stimuli of my penis that it provides. The fact that I can engage in intercourse while using my full weight to apply tension on my calves additionally increases my physical response. My second reason for said position would be aestetics since I do rather enjoy watching the curves of a nice ass and back.
I do have to concur that I am selfish - however I do have it on good authority that my partners have enjoyed the selfsame position. And neither did these women ever strike me as being self-loathing.


From these thesis and anti-thesis I think we can arrive at a synthesis that while different people obviously have different tastes, you have a penchant for generalisation which some in the audience finds unwarranted. :done:

[Mikkel]

Maybe if I worried less about that, I could be more like you, and enjoy the simple pleasures of bitten pillows and a proffered arse being waved under my nose.

87 days of enjoying that is quite well worth it I must say ;)
:rofl:

[jrandom]

I then present an anti-thesis that I enjoy doggy-style because of the physical stimuli of my penis that it provides.

Ah, that's more like it.

Oddly enough, I find it less stimulating. That could be because I have an unusually small member.

Damn, I just gave the game away, didn't I?


you have a penchant for generalisation...

Indeed! I seek to classify, compartmentalise, and dismiss.

Perhaps I should expand my hypothesis. You undoubtedly have good reasons for enjoying doggin' it up. Perhaps I should stipulate that the positition tends to be initiated and enjoyed by:

A. Men who like looking at backs and arses; and

B. Women who like having their face in a cushion and their backside in the air, with a pair of nadgers slapping against their clitoris.

All it takes, of course, is a reasonably compliant partner for either.

The justification for case A seems pretty obvious. Case B... hmmm.

[007XX]

I then present an anti-thesis that I enjoy doggy-style because of the physical stimuli of my penis that it provides. The fact that I can engage in intercourse while using my full weight to apply tension on my calves additionally increases my physical response. My second reason for said position would be aestetics since I do rather enjoy watching the curves of a nice ass and back.
I do have to concur that I am selfish - however I do have it on good authority that my partners have enjoyed the selfsame position. And neither did these women ever strike me as being self-loathing.


From these thesis and anti-thesis I think we can arrive at a synthesis that while different people obviously have different tastes, you have a penchant for generalisation which some in the audience finds unwarranted. :done:


:clap::clap::clap::clap:

WOW!!!! It's like....you're in my head...:shit: Except about the penis thing of course...:o

[jrandom]

:clap::clap::clap::clap:

Oi, where's my applause gallery?

Goddammit, a knight in shining armour is supposed to have a lady proffering favours when he goes into battle.

Maybe I don't polish my helmet enough...

:dodge:

[007XX]

A. Men who like looking at backs and arses; and

B. Women who like having their face in a cushion and their backside in the air, with a pair of nadgers slapping against their clitoris.

All it takes, of course, is a reasonably compliant partner for either.

The justification for case A seems pretty obvious. Case B... hmmm.

No, no , and no:blank:...Once again, over generalising and being very prejudiced in the process without leaving any room for open mindedness.
Sorry, but I find this quite disappointing from you Dan. I'd gladly agree to disagree if I didn't know from experience that your theory is unfair and misguided. :calm:

Ever heard of the G spot or are you one of those who believe it to be a well made up legend?

Funnily enough, some women get more stimulation of the said G spot when penetrated from behind, or sometimes from the side, ...and trust me, the whole nadgers on the clitoris thing is quite inefectual excitement wise...

I am not denying that a factor of mental stimulation is part of the attraction for a lot of people (male or female), but it is not always the horrible disgusting and selfish thing you make it out to be.

[Mikkel]

Oddly enough, I find it less stimulating. That could be because I have an unusually small member.


I wouldn't know... :Offtopic:


Perhaps I should expand my hypothesis. You undoubtedly have good reasons for enjoying doggin' it up. Perhaps I should stipulate that the positition tends to be initiated and enjoyed by:

A. Men who like looking at backs and arses; and

B. Women who like having their face in a cushion and their backside in the air, with a pair of nadgers slapping against their clitoris.

All it takes, of course, is a reasonably compliant partner for either.

The justification for case A seems pretty obvious. Case B... hmmm.

My balls are so big my ballsacs don't slap anywhere... :headbang: (or maybe I just have small balls, dunno which - again :Offtopic:)

You missed C. People who are dirty dogs (all of the above).

Why's B so hard to understand btw? I mean, personally I kinda enjoy lying back letting her have her way with me going full out. Why would it be any different for a woman?
By standing on your knees/feet you have much better motion control of your stroke and momentum - plus you have your hands free to do other stuff like drinking beer, phoning your mates to brag or fiddle around with some of her soft bits... ;)

[jrandom]

... sometimes from the side

Ahhhh, yes, that does seem to get them going...


trust me, the whole nadgers on the clitoris thing is quite inefectual excitement wise...

Precisely the point I was making.


I am not denying that a factor of mental stimulation is part of the attraction for a lot of people (male or female), but it is not always the horrible disgusting and selfish thing you make it out to be.

Not always? Did you just imply that it sometimes is?

My dear, no sexual activity is, in itself, horrible, disgusting, or selfish. But certain patterns of behaviour emerge from people who are that way.

As I pointed out originally, once the number of women I meet who enjoy doggy style sex for simple and healthy reasons exceeds the number who enjoy it for dubious reasons, I will change my opinion.

And that opinion, of course, is not based on what they say. It's based on the fear and loneliness I see in their eyes, and the fragile shells of insincere behaviour that I see them hiding inside.

[jrandom]

Why would it be any different for a woman?

It shouldn't be, but so often it is...


By standing on your knees/feet you have much better motion control of your stroke and momentum...

If I had a Realdoll (http://www.realdoll.com/), I'd do it doggy style all the time, for precisely those reasons.

Which is, more or less, the point that I'm making.

[Morcs]

Does this just concern men? cos KB is full of dykes... :dodge:

[Mikkel]

If I had a Realdoll (http://www.realdoll.com/), I'd do it doggy style all the time, for precisely those reasons.

I'd like to recommend a superior product here... the inflatable sheep (http://www.bachelorette.com/bp8457.html). This thing you can do "doggy style" almost anywhere and anyhow. Just be careful about applying the lubricant, it can become mightily slippery. :lol:

Oh, and make sure you get it in the right size - considering your above post. :p

[007XX]

And that opinion, of course, is not based on what they say. It's based on the fear and loneliness I see in their eyes, and the fragile shells of insincere behaviour that I see them hiding inside.

Then I conclude by saying that you've been meeting the wrong people...But I will agree that a lot of women do things for the wrong reasons and those would outnumber the ones that do it for the right reasons, and happily so...

It's quite sad actually...

[jrandom]

This thing you can do "doggy style" almost anywhere...

Would that involve me running around and barking, and the inflatable sheep panicking and getting stuck in a wire fence?

[Mikkel]

Would that involve me running around and barking, and the inflatable sheep panicking and getting stuck in a wire fence?

I think you'd both get a bit shortwinded by using that technique.

Hmmm - what's best anyway:

Doing all the right things for the wrong reasons.

or

Doing all the wrong things for the right reasons.

?

[jrandom]

I will agree that a lot of women do things for the wrong reasons and those would outnumber the ones that do it for the right reasons, and happily so...

Then we are of one and the same mind.

Onward, then, to a life of happiness, sexual functionality and liberated kinkiness!

Now, a far more important question - why are most other lubes so noticeably inferior to Astroglide, and why has its NZ importer failed to keep the supply chain stocked?

<_<

[The Tazman]

common sense, I think...

The problem with common sense is that IT'S NOT THAT COMMON!!!!!!


I prefer 6 and 9 meself!!

Not a 68 then?? you go down on me and I'll owe you one!!! :killingme

[jrandom]

Doing all the right things for the wrong reasons.

or

Doing all the wrong things for the right reasons.

If you're going to force me into that fallacious dichotomy, then definitely the latter.

[007XX]

Oi, where's my applause gallery?

Goddammit, a knight in shining armour is supposed to have a lady proffering favours when he goes into battle.


Oh sweetness...I normally do applaude! Crap, you sneaky bugger, you got me feeling bad now... :o

[jrandom]

Crap, you sneaky bugger, you got me feeling bad now... :o

Putty in my hands, putty in my hands...

Now, fetchez la vache! :D

[007XX]

Then we are of one and the same mind.

Onward, then, to a life of happiness, sexual functionality and liberated kinkiness!

Now, a far more important question - why are most other lubes so noticeably inferior to Astroglide, and why has its NZ importer failed to keep the supply chain stocked?

<_<

I concur...:clap:

Now in regards to Astroglide...hmmmm, never actually used that one. But I'm not sure I want to know how good it is, if you're saying it's no longer being supplied! :blink: :laugh:

[007XX]

Putty in my hands, putty in my hands...

Now, fetchez la vache! :D

Cheeky sod! You do realise this will cost you next time I see you right? :msn-wink:

[jrandom]

I'm not sure I want to know how good it is, if you're saying it's no longer being supplied! :blink: :laugh:

It's on order, apparently.

I remember it fondly as the brand of lube that an ex who shall remain nameless once added chilli oil to.

:sweatdrop

Women, eh? Gotta love 'em.

[jrandom]

Cheeky sod! You do realise this will cost you next time I see you right?

Run away! Run away!

9V7zbWNznbs

[007XX]

It's on order, apparently.

I remember it fondly as the brand of lube that an ex who shall remain nameless once added chilli oil to.

:sweatdrop

Women, eh? Gotta love 'em.

Ouch...vindictive! :angry:


Run away! Run away!

9V7zbWNznbs

:lol: one of my favourite...clip clop, clip clop

[Bren]

Bugger......Did I miss all them posts whhile I was at work...It is obvious looking through the pages that some of you peeps are real KB Addicts (nudge nudge wink wink eh 007XX....)

Anyways worth a good laugh after a hard day at work!

[BMW]

Nice- always put the women first! I do!

[Ocean1]

Nice- always put the women first! I do!

A time for everything, and everthing in it's place.

[mstriumph]

Sadly in a lot of cases they DIDN'T know!!:( STILL managed to procreat an populate the planet though??
:bleh:

[mstriumph]

You mean X Rated DVDs?

sheesh - WHY aren't i suprised?? NO fella - i meant 'instinct' 'empathy' 'nobility of spirit' ........ heck who am i talking to here? yeah, SURE MDU - x-rated DVD's



sheesh!!! http://www.schmaili.com/smileys/86.gif sometimes i wonder WHY i bother ...........

[sidecar bob]

Look, 123 posts & nobody has asked where the thread is explaning to women what men want. We do actually need pleasing too & there are a fair percentage of women that could use the advice.
I note that several people have an interesting view on doggy style, i wasnt aware of any issues with this position being "the position of choice of the fucked up" i wonder if we could for a moment, turn this thread to what peoples opinion are on anal & rim jobs.:niceone:

[Mikkel]

Give or receive?

Anyway, I think partly the reason we don't see too many "How to please your man" chain mails, spam, etc. is that the percentage of men who are afraid to ask for what they want is smaller than for women. Besides, most men have very low standards...

[007XX]

Look, 123 posts & nobody has asked where the thread is explaning to women what men want. We do actually need pleasing too & there are a fair percentage of women that could use the advice.
I note that several people have an interesting view on doggy style, i wasnt aware of any issues with this position being "the position of choice of the fucked up" i wonder if we could for a moment, turn this thread to what peoples opinion are on anal & rim jobs.:niceone:

That's a very good point I reckon:niceone:...I for one would be curious to see the results! Given of course that a few serious (or should I say genuine) answers were given...<_<


Give or receive?

Anyway, I think partly the reason we don't see too many "How to please your man" chain mails, spam, etc. is that the percentage of men who are afraid to ask for what they want is smaller than for women. Besides, most men have very low standards...

Maybe simply because orgasm is easier for men to reach? Just wondering...

But also, because they'd be afraid of not being taken seriously, listened to or thought of as wimps if they were to express "needs"?

[Mikkel]

Maybe simply because orgasm is easier for men to reach? Just wondering...

Yup it's easy - we don't even need help unless we want it...


But also, because they'd be afraid of not being taken seriously, listened to or thought of as wimps if they were to express "needs"?

Nah, that's not it. Probably more along the wimp lines if we can't reach out and take it ;)

Jokes aside - I can't help but feel that some of what I desire from my partner is lost if I have to ask for it... yes, yes I know women can't read our minds (all the time) just like we can't read yours and you could argue that it's a silly opinion. However, for me a lot of the pleasure derives from impulsiveness and variation and I'd be damned if I, in the middle of it all, am going to say hey could you lick my ass... no no a bit more to the left thank you... (I'm sure you get the point).

[jrandom]

I can't help but feel that some of what I desire from my partner is lost if I have to ask for it... yes, yes I know women can't read our minds (all the time) just like we can't read yours and you could argue that it's a silly opinion. However, for me a lot of the pleasure derives from impulsiveness and variation and I'd be damned if I, in the middle of it all, am going to say hey could you lick my ass... no no a bit more to the left thank you... (I'm sure you get the point).

Well put, sir. I agree wholeheartedly. Having to actually request specific activities once you're in the flow really puts a damper on things. Makes you feel like a selfish prick and makes the other party feel stupid.

Top tip, girls: if you're wondering whether you should do something, the answer is always 'yes'.

:D

[Mikkel]

Top tip, girls: if you're wondering whether you should do something, the answer is always 'yes'.

Indeed, unlike 99% of all women (statistics never lie) men have learned to say NO! ;)
Besides all men are narrowminded and any attempt to expand our horizons is a noble effort. Worst thing that can happen is that he might loose his erection and then you have a very good case for a round of guilttrip driven oral... :devil2:

[sidecar bob]

Give or receive?

Anyway, I think partly the reason we don't see too many "How to please your man" chain mails, spam, etc. is that the percentage of men who are afraid to ask for what they want is smaller than for women. Besides, most men have very low standards...

Some guys have low standards because they have invaribly been with a partner that is a lazy shag & cant be assed with anyones pleasure but her own, (as per post #1) So the guy goes on thinking that 5 minutes in the missonary being told exactly how he must perform, should he want such favours, every second Wednesday night is good sex.
Once you have had an enthusiastic & un inhibited partner that makes sure that sex is fun, regular & pleasurable for both parties you will never settle for mediocre sex again.

[007XX]

Jokes aside - I can't help but feel that some of what I desire from my partner is lost if I have to ask for it... yes, yes I know women can't read our minds (all the time) just like we can't read yours and you could argue that it's a silly opinion. However, for me a lot of the pleasure derives from impulsiveness and variation and I'd be damned if I, in the middle of it all, am going to say hey could you lick my ass... no no a bit more to the left thank you... (I'm sure you get the point).

Couldn't agree more, I think the same...It's a bit of a connendrum isn't it? And no, I don't think it's silly at all...

Predictability and having to constantly guide the hand that caresses, the mouth that kisses or... kind of ruins the effect for sure.
I guess this is where a strong chemistry is essential, and also a partner who's able to not only understand what makes you tick and also watch for your telltale body language and take that cue on board.

[Mikkel]

Some guys have low standards because they have invaribly been with a partner that is a lazy shag & cant be assed with anyones pleasure but her own, (as per post #1) So the guy goes on thinking that 5 minutes in the missonary being told exactly how he must perform, should he want such favours, every second Wednesday night is good sex.
Once you have had an enthusiastic & un inhibited partner that makes sure that sex is fun, regular & pleasurable for both parties you will never settle for mediocre sex again.

No! It's pussy FFS! :woohoo:

Some of the girls who aren't good sports between the sheets may just be uncomfortable with the whole sex thing - and there could be many different reasons for it (also others than abuse). That might get better with age and experience - I hope.
I've never been with anyone where I had even a hint of "can not be assed"edness. And I certainly wouldn't have put up with it for even 2 secs.
One of my old girlfriends was rather uncomfortable about herself and her body (for no reason, she was a pretty girl) and she suffered a eating disorder or sorts... let's just say that sex wasn't inspiring(especially coming from my HOT blooded ex). It did get better slowly although she never got comfortable with cunnilingus. Still I stuck with her for 3 years and actually don't regret it for a second, we enjoyed other great times together since she was a wonderful person. However, when it did end I was quite conscious about what I'd look for in my next partner...

Anyway, long story short - not all sexually docile women are necessarily lazy hags! And no, just because you've had a more active partner doesn't mean you won't settle for less.

[Curious_AJ]

I'm surprised you're old enough to know what that means!

course I am... besides, I'm far older in mind than in time spent on this earth... It can get annoying, but what's a girl to do? Meh.

[jrandom]

I'm far older in mind than in time spent on this earth...

Your intelligence and maturity appear to be at around 13-year-old levels.

Are you 12?

[jonbuoy]

How did they manage to make sex sound quite so unsexy? Reminds me of a Haynes service manual.

[scumdog]

How did they manage to make sex sound quite so unsexy? Reminds me of a Haynes service manual.

Haynes 'service' manual??

That, my man, is the Kamasutra in Chez Scumdog...:shutup:

[007XX]

Haynes 'service' manual??

That, my man, is the Kamasutra in Chez Scumdog...:shutup:

:killingme

Possibly an explanation for a few interesting posts from you in the past, Master Scumdog! :eek::laugh: :dodge:

[Pwalo]

Haynes 'service' manual??

That, my man, is the Kamasutra in Chez Scumdog...:shutup:

Yep the problem solving section in the back is pretty helpful. Especially the bit about piston slap, and bore wear.