Yet Another Caption Competition

[sisterecho]

Best caption wins a signed photograph of Gavin Brindle. :banana:

[Hitcher]

"You're right. Your one is bigger."

[Mikkel]

Can I see yours if I show you mine?

or

Aww, what a small ....

[Disco Dan]

Does my penis look big in this?

[nudemetalz]

Mine's a short-stroke high-revver,..oh...the bike you say....

[shafty]

Was it ONE down and 5 up? Cos I think I just lost 3 of em

[Busy]

Hey, my number fell off, can I borrow one of yours?

And with your hands on your hips, it's just a slide to the left .. (rocky horror theme)

... that was all good until my brothers cousins wife got the hamster ...

[The Pastor]

"I knew harleys were low, but DAMN!"

[NighthawkNZ]

WTF are those two back there doing?

yah don't want to know!... yah don't want to know!


shakes head...

[FlangMasterJ]

"You're a cunt!"

[007XX]

"hey! Give us a kiss for good luck!!......Hey, no tongue, allright?"

[MSTRS]

Jimmy and Gav were so busy using the psyche-out-your-opponent tactic that neither realised the rest of the grid had already completed the first lap

[MSTRS]

Gav: Pssst, Jimmy. I've broken mine. Can I have yours?

[Tank]

Jimmy and Gav were so busy using the psyche-out-your-opponent tactic that neither realised the rest of the grid had already completed the first lap

Now - that was funny!!!!

my offering : "Dude - thats NOT a saddle rash"

[vifferman]

What about this.

[jrandom]

"HOT OFF THE PRESS, our cameraperson catches track officials turning a blind eye to the provision of tips on crashing impressively in the first corner of a race."

[JeremyW]

You are obviously gay.

[Pwalo]

"Tell me again, is it left or right at the end of the start straight?"

[Mental Trousers]

... then you add the sugar and stir through until it's a nice creamy texture. Add the milk and ....

[Swoop]

WT: "You've got shit on your boot!"
Gav: "It's from the last time I kicked your arse!"

[Krusti]

"How long till the lights turn green again?"

[Clockwork]

Shit! Maybe it's true, what they say about sportsbike riders then.

[deanohit]

Haha, you guys have come up with some brilliant ones, my effort:
"Dude, did you see my awesome slide and highside last race? Oh yea, you were in front like normal."

[HDTboy]

"You're a cunt!"
It's true, he is.

"hey! Give us a kiss for good luck!!......Hey, no tongue, allright?"
Jimmy is a fan of the tongue

Jimmy and Gav were so busy using the psyche-out-your-opponent tactic that neither realised the rest of the grid had already completed the first lap
Hehe, oops

What about this.
You're in the money right there

WT: "You've got shit on your boot!"
Gav: "It's from the last time I kicked your arse!"
I really should wipe my boots clean after racing Jimmy

"Dude, did you see my awesome slide and highside last race? Oh yea, you were in front like normal."
He saw it, he wasn't in front.




HDTboy: What's it going to cost me for you to sing by my motel room later?
WT: Two Steinies, and you'll need to distract Riff Raff.

[cowboy]

So your telling me that Quasie is paying you to wear his gear!!!

[HDTboy]

We're both development monkeys

[Laava]

Shoulder pads are in I tell ya!
NO! They're not!

[Big Dan]

Gav:So is it true the rumours that your gay jimmy?
WT:Sure is how about you meet me in the looker room after the race for proof
Gav:Excellent

[Coyote]

-"It's a crime, I've never told you about the diamonds in your eyes..."
-"Oh, Gav (swoon)"