How to get chicks with bikes?

[Sidewinder]

So what bikes do get all the girls?

[007XX]

What's a cick? :confused: An why? are you cicking some company? :laugh:

:bleh:

[TLMAN]

What is a cick??

[TLMAN]

What's a cick? :confused: An why? are you cicking some company? :laugh:

:bleh:

Ya beat me to it by a second!!

[TerminalAddict]

sidewinder is looking for some c[insert vowel]ck ????

so the rumours are true <_<

[Flatcap]

What is a cick??

A Chick with a lispth

[idb]

Drop cick!

[Sidewinder]

sidewinder is looking for some c[insert vowel]ck ????

so the rumours are true <_<

nah you know i have carver

[007XX]

Ya beat me to it by a second!!

hehe...here ya go:second: Ya don't mind coming second I hope !?! :lol: :nya:

[TLMAN]

hehe...here ya go:second: Ya don't mind coming second I hope !?! :lol: :nya:

:argh::angry2::argh::angry2::argh::angry2::argh:

[007XX]

:argh::angry2::argh::angry2::argh:

Whoah...easy little horsy!:eek:

Me thinks you may need to release some of that (obviously) pent up energy with a good ride! :soon:

Now, to answer Sidewinder's question...anyone?

Personally, I think Vtwins are the schnizel!:niceone::love: :drool:

[mynameis]

So what bikes do get all the girls?

You ride a Honda aye, you'll be walking the dog soon. Just like Finn :D

[007XX]

You ride a Honda aye, you'll be walking the dog soon. Just like Finn :D

And what do you ride these days, sweetcheeks? :innocent::whistle:

[mynameis]

And what do you ride these days, sweetcheeks? :innocent::whistle:

A 2 hp mobility scooter :D and I still seem to do fine with the old ladies. Honda is a girls bike.

[PuppetMaster]

I still seem to do fine with the old ladies.

I did an old lady once, a bit like fucking a muddy puddle to be truthful.
You could get "young" girls if you had a decent bike.

[007XX]

A 2 hp mobility scooter :D and I still seem to do fine with the old ladies. Honda is a girls bike.

Oh yeah, I bet that gets them hot! :rolleyes: :thud: :rofl:

[mynameis]

I did an old lady once, a bit like fucking a muddy puddle to be truthful.
You could get "young" girls if you had a decent bike.

I like ones with dentures, easy access, nice and smooth.


Oh yeah, I bet that gets them hot! :rolleyes: :thud: :rofl:

I once had to do a runner on it, thank god they are faster than ladies with walking sticks.

[007XX]

I once had to do a runner on it, thank god they are faster than ladies with walking sticks.


:rofl: What did you do? Run over her cat while parking? :laugh:

And now, to stay on topic here...:rolleyes:

[Paul in NZ]

I wrote down some pointers for you a few years back....

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=1229&highlight=chicks+bikes&page=10

Starts about halfway down the page...

[janno]

The hottest bike in the world won't get you far with the ladies if you are a bit of a dropkick. . .

And a totally breathtakingly yummy bloke will still pull no problems even if he was riding a pink 50cc scoot.

[steveb64]

My personal tally:

1 by IT465H, and 1 by McIntosh. Go figure... :cool:

I already had a missus (with her own bike) when I bought the Duc - part of the reason for getting a single seater... :msn-wink:

[Maha]

I did an old lady once, a bit like fucking a muddy puddle to be truthful.


:killingme:buggerd::killingme Laugh of the week! Fuck thats funny...bwing sent!

[The Pastor]

I dont seem to have any problem getting chicks, the "wooly mammoth" seems to do the trick.


Getting one who rides, now that is more trickery.

[mynameis]

:rofl: What did you do? Run over her cat while parking? :laugh:

And now, to stay on topic here...:rolleyes:

0oh nah aye my mobility scooter and I was just too hot for her to handle so she gave me a chase. I dropped my shopping in the front basket and opened her up, full throttle. She was eating my dust in no time.

[vifferman]

Well, if they're real chicks, try coating your seat with really tacky glue, then sprinkle bread crumbs or sunflower seeds on it.
If you're talking about gurrrlz, unless thye're hippiechix, the birdseed won't work. Try substituting cute puppies/kittens or chocolate. :niceone:

Actually, most gurrrrlzz aren't particularly interested in bikes once they're over about 8 years old and start listening to their parents/the Gummint telling them how evil bikes are. The exception is BadGurrrlzz, and they're more likely to want a bike of their own, so they won't be riding you or yours. :whistle:

[Sidewinder]

so i shouldnt ask them to bend over my tank then?

[007XX]

Actually, most gurrrrlzz aren't particularly interested in bikes once they're over about 8 years old and start listening to their parents/the Gummint telling them how evil bikes are. The exception is BadGurrrlzz, and they're more likely to want a bike of their own, so they won't be riding you or yours. :whistle:

Or, if you're real cute and clever, you can convert one to the Dark side! :devil2: and get her panties off in the process of course...

Aaaaannnd, that's where you need a VTwin...:lol:

[oldrider]

I'm right into triples these days and have settled for a big blue rinse pussy to ride around on. :ride:

Nothing wrong with blue rinse ladies either. :whistle:

When you got loads of experience, why waste it on the inexperienced! :devil2: John.

[vifferman]

Here's the secret:
Apparently Gurrrrlzz dig Harleys, and the reason is that the engines are inherently unbalanced and vibrate a lot. :msn-wink:
(I told the vifferbabe that, and got :oi-grr: and :nono: )

But (however!) if you can't afford a Harley (or don't approve of something with deliberately flawed engineering) then check out this site:
http://www.viberider.com/

[scumdog]

I did an old lady once, a bit like fucking a muddy puddle to be truthful.


Hmm, it worries me that you KNOW what fucking a muddy puddle is like, please elaborate on this.....

[imdying]

so i shouldnt ask them to bend over my tank then?You should definitely try that :yes:

Lets face it... if she is enough of a slut to root you cause simply because you've got a bike, then that approach is probably all you need :yes:

[Sidewinder]

You should definitely try that :yes:

Lets face it... if she is enough of a slut to root you cause simply because you've got a bike, then that approach is probably all you need :yes:

would crouchless chaps make me look hotter?

[scumdog]

Here's the secret:
Apparently Gurrrrlzz dig Harleys, and the reason is that the engines are inherently unbalanced and vibrate a lot. :msn-wink:
(I told the vifferbabe that, and got :oi-grr: and :nono: )


A Tartigurrll told me once that she use to warm up her boyfriends iron-head Sporty for him each morning.
Asked her how long she warmed it up (being all technical minded like)

"Oh, just until the seat became so slippery that I started to slide off" was the nonchalant reply!!:eek:

[imdying]

would crouchless chaps make me look hotter?

I'm not sure what a crouch is, or how it would affect your appearance. If you want to meet chicks, then get out there and do it! Nice girls won't give a crap if you're traveling on a 1098 or a bus... of course that depends on if you want a nice girl or not ;)

[scumdog]

would crouchless chaps make me look hotter?

'crouchless chaps'?

Are they some guys that keep you erect????:shutup:

[ManDownUnder]

Hmm, it worries me that you KNOW what fucking a muddy puddle is like, please elaborate on this.....

It's like fucking a fresh(ish) cow pat but colder. I thought it was public knowledge. Or maybe only in the Naki..?

[carver]

a harley of course, complete with crotchless chaps..gets sumdog easy!

[vifferman]

'crouchless chaps'?

Are they some guys that keep you erect????:shutup:
LOLzer!
I think they're also called "fluffers".

[Swoop]

And a totally breathtakingly yummy bloke will still pull no problems even if he was riding a pink 50cc scooter.
But he might be pulling another bloke if he rode a pink scooter...

That can be read several ways... Shall I rephrase that? No.:shifty:

[Xile]

Answer:
you enjoy to ride with them two different ways....both with their own advantages :devil2:

[Xile]

A Tartigurrll told me once that she use to warm up her boyfriends iron-head Sporty for him each morning.
Asked her how long she warmed it up (being all technical minded like)

"Oh, just until the seat became so slippery that I started to slide off" was the nonchalant reply!!:eek:

hahaha!!
Can i have a boy warming my seat every morning? :innocent:

[carver]

hahaha!!
Can i have a boy warming my seat every morning? :innocent:

pm sidewinder

[Skyryder]

What's a cick? :confused: An why? are you cicking some company? :laugh:

:bleh:

Someone who don't know their alphabet.....................wait for it.............................. It'll come.:jerry:

Skyryder

[imdying]

pm sidewinderOooh that's mean :lol:

That your ER6 in your sig, that's a good look for one of them :yes:

[Xile]

pm sidewinder

thanks for the tips..will do! :laugh:

[MisterD]

There's nothing like a scooter for picking up birds...

[pritch]

Would a group of English guys on stilts be crouchless chaps?

[Nicksta]

GIXXERS!!!!!

but seriously.. this thread cracked me up...... if your using your bike to try and score chicks.. you'll just attract trash....

if you want to date a chick who likes bikes... wait till one passes you on the road and try and keep up ;) if she stops to wait for you, there ya go!

[NUTBAR]

GIXXERS!!!!!

but seriously.. this thread cracked me up...... if your using your bike to try and score chicks.. you'll just attract trash....

if you want to date a chick who likes bikes... wait till one passes you on the road and try and keep up ;) if she stops to wait for you, there ya go!


so how good are your brakes.:whistle::innocent:

[carver]

There's nothing like a scooter for picking up gay guys...

guys eh, thats brave of you to say that on here!

[Sidewinder]

guys eh, thats brave of you to say that on here!

nah, if your gay, your free!

[Krusti]

Reminds me of last year sometime when we were in Auck for the weekend. At about 2am there's this R1 cruising up and down Queen St trying to impress I don't know who....

Sad....................

[scumdog]

Reminds me of last year sometime when we were in Auck for the weekend. At about 2am there's this R1 cruising up and down Queen St trying to impress I don't know who....

Sad....................

A wonder you spotted the R1 amongst the 'boom-tish!' look-at-me little cars cruising up and down trying to do the same thing. (And so many of them looking like clones of each other)

[Krusti]

He just looked so out of place and desperate.

But........then there was the middle aged couple in the T Bucket. Approach lights, stop check for cops, let loose...............!

"That's how it's done you young buggers."

Nothing like an old school ride showing everyone up!

[scumdog]

He just looked so out of place and desperate.

But........then there was the middle aged couple in the T Bucket. Approach lights, stop check for cops, let loose...............!

"That's how it's done you young buggers."

Nothing like an old school ride showing everyone up!

Ahh, age does that to you - 'stop, check for cops'

[oldrider]

Ahh, age does that to you - 'stop, check for cops'

According to your theory then, I should be spending more time "Stopping and checking for cops!" :wacko:

Hey I thought you were off to Christchurch today? :confused:

[scumdog]

According to your theory then, I should be spending more time "Stopping and checking for cops!" :wacko:

Hey I thought you were off to Christchurch today? :confused:

Nah, SOMEBODY has to *fight crime over the weekend...would have like to have gone but ah well, not long to the Magpie Madness.


*(and keep an eye on the ravings of idleidolidyll on HIS thread!!)

[smoky]

So what bikes do get all the girls?

The bike is only part of the package that attracts the girls. You need to be on a bike conducive to the attitude your putting out.
Your riding gear, the way you straddle your bike, the glint in your eye – and so on.

Riding with all the safety gear on and riding a really expensive super clean bike, with a radar detector; kinda sends out the message – no way I’d screw you with out a shower first, three condoms, and then sterilise the bed after – and a chicks not gonna go for that.

Wearing a rough as leather jacket, dragon jeans, van shoes, half shaven with all the attitude in the world might attract a certain kinda girl, until you mount your 50cc scooter – then you just look like a wanna be.
As for you mate – I’ve met you, best advise I could give you is to keep your helmet on and your mouth shut, you might have a chance.

[Toaster]

Whoah...easy little horsy!:eek:

Me thinks you may need to release some of that (obviously) pent up energy with a good ride! :soon:

007XX stop teasing the boys :chase::blink: you naughty woman you!!:spanking:

[Toaster]

So what bikes do get all the girls?

The bikes don't get the girls that matter, it's the person riding the bike that gets the girls... and keeps them :2thumbsup

[smoky]

The bikes don't get the girls that matter, it's the person riding the bike that gets the girls... and keeps them :2thumbsup

I don't think he's after a keeper

[Xile]

The bike is only part of the package that attracts the girls. You need to be on a bike conducive to the attitude your putting out.
Your riding gear, the way you straddle your bike, the glint in your eye – and so on.

Riding with all the safety gear on and riding a really expensive super clean bike, with a radar detector; kinda sends out the message – no way I’d screw you with out a shower first, three condoms, and then sterilise the bed after – and a chicks not gonna go for that.
Condoms are safety gears in almost all cases...



Wearing a rough as leather jacket, dragon jeans, van shoes, half shaven with all the attitude in the world might attract a certain kinda girl, until you mount your 50cc scooter – then you just look like a wanna be.
As for you mate – I’ve met you, best advise I could give you is to keep your helmet on and your mouth shut, you might have a chance.

right...but even half shaved, I prefer he had a shower first if he comes back from a long ride (and several condoms ready)!!!

[Sidewinder]

Condoms are safety gears in almost all cases...



right...but even half shaved, I prefer he had a shower first if he comes back from a long ride (and several condoms ready)!!!

does alpine stars make rubbers because i wouldnt trust quasi rubbers

[Sidewinder]

The bike is only part of the package that attracts the girls. You need to be on a bike conducive to the attitude your putting out.
Your riding gear, the way you straddle your bike, the glint in your eye – and so on.

Riding with all the safety gear on and riding a really expensive super clean bike, with a radar detector; kinda sends out the message – no way I’d screw you with out a shower first, three condoms, and then sterilise the bed after – and a chicks not gonna go for that.

Wearing a rough as leather jacket, dragon jeans, van shoes, half shaven with all the attitude in the world might attract a certain kinda girl, until you mount your 50cc scooter – then you just look like a wanna be.
As for you mate – I’ve met you, best advise I could give you is to keep your helmet on and your mouth shut, you might have a chance.

so you reckon shoei is going to get my laid? i could always put my tinted viser on

[Kittyhawk]

Well if he can get it up and keep it up Im impressed - stunts always do it for kitty..:msn-wink:

Tight leathers....

Any bike which is bigger than a 250....

Fairings which are handsome...nice curves, and just plain horny!

Suspension which handles corners.....

Fresh tires....just scuffed in and no chicken strips....

A rider who knows what he is doing has EXPERIENCE and dosent need to try and impress

A real man on a real bike :devil2:

One who revs the bike and knows the female will be leaving a wet trail behind her on the bitch pad.

*looks around*

[Sidewinder]

Carver and i are getting leather chaps!

[steveb64]

A Tartigurrll told me once that she use to warm up her boyfriends iron-head Sporty for him each morning.
Asked her how long she warmed it up (being all technical minded like)

"Oh, just until the seat became so slippery that I started to slide off" was the nonchalant reply!!:eek:


SNORT! Just about choked on me cuppa!

I guess that's why Harleys get referred to as C**t Magnets? (CM's)...

[Sidewinder]

SNORT! Just about choked on me cuppa!

I guess that's why Harleys get referred to as C**t Magnets? (CM's)...

dont you mean cock magnets?

[steveb64]

dont you mean cock magnets?

Cough. Hmm, well, now you mention it, I have met the occasional dick who's attracted to Harleys...

[007XX]

007XX stop teasing the boys :chase::blink: you naughty woman you!!:spanking:

Aaawwww....don't spoil my fun, will ya! Besides, they like it...:devil2:
Besides, I'm not naughty, just in touch with my carnal instinct! :innocent:



Carver and i are getting leather chaps!

Bwaahhahahahahahah...:killingme :killingme

Can I watch? :pinch:

[Grahameeboy]

Aaawwww....don't spoil my fun, will ya! Besides, they like it...:devil2:

Not all of us males are so easily ropped in you know

Besides, I'm not naughty, just in touch with my carnal instinct! :innocent:

Bwaahhahahahahahah...:killingme :killingme

Can I watch? :pinch:................

[Pwalo]

Still begs the question, do you really want to know the sort of women who are going to be attracted to you because of your bike?

Of course I realise that riding a bike with the pose value and pillion accomdation of the SV this is a purely theoretical question.

[Finn]

You ride a Honda aye, you'll be walking the dog soon. Just like Finn :D

Wrong and wrong. I'm selling the mighty Honda and my dog is no longer, as of last Friday.

[Finn]

I hope that means you've got rid of the dog, not that it had an unhappy demise?

He's fine. In a moment of stupidity (aka weakness) I gave to him to the ex. Quite possibly the most dumbest thing I've ever done in my life. :crybaby:

[007XX]

................

I would certainly hope not...It certainly adds to my level of respect towards my husband that he was not easily "roped in",as you so very nicely put it!

[Swoop]

Condoms are safety gears in almost all cases...
Aww crap! Does the little man have to wear a bloody fluro vest as well now? Fecking OSH!!!

...my husband that he was not easily "roped in",as you so very nicely put it!
So... he is "handcuffed" in???:scratch::msn-wink:

[007XX]

So... he is "handcuffed" in???:scratch::msn-wink:

Hehe...you're onto it! :devil2: But he came willingly enough...I was being nice about it too: they were furry handcuffs! :rofl:

[Xile]

Aww crap! Does the little man have to wear a bloody fluro vest as well now? Fecking OSH!!!

Never try fluo ones...
Might be useful in some cases...just to locate it...:gob:

[Sidewinder]

Aaawwww....don't spoil my fun, will ya! Besides, they like it...:devil2:
Besides, I'm not naughty, just in touch with my carnal instinct! :innocent:




Bwaahhahahahahahah...:killingme :killingme

Can I watch? :pinch:

of coase you can watch......

[007XX]

of coase you can watch......

That was easy:shit:...I can see why Carver likes you! :rofl: :dodge:

[Sidewinder]

That was easy:shit:...I can see why Carver likes you! :rofl: :dodge:

yea maybe that is why..... but you might ge t kittyhawk jelous

[007XX]

yea maybe that is why..... but you might ge t kittyhawk jelous

there is a Tui moment, if I ever saw one! :laugh:

[avgas]

'crouchless chaps'?
Like action man, ken, and all their buddies?????

[avgas]

One who revs the bike and knows the female will be leaving a wet trail behind her on the bitch pad.
ha reminds me of a sticker i saw on a Guzzi pillion seat once.
"Ditch the bitch, lets go racing"

[Sidewinder]

there is a Tui moment, if I ever saw one! :laugh:

dont be like that

[avgas]

half shaven
I didn't know it was cool to look retarded, which half should i leave?

[007XX]

dont be like that

:lol:Couldn't help meself...I'm sure you're a good bloke!

[Kittyhawk]

yea maybe that is why..... but you might ge t kittyhawk jelous

GRRH! IM NOT JEALOUS *walks off with vibrator humming strongly*


there is a Tui moment, if I ever saw one! :laugh:

*offers her a beer*


ha reminds me of a sticker i saw on a Guzzi pillion seat once.
"Ditch the bitch, lets go racing"

How do you get reminded of a sticker from a wet chicks snail trail lol! This intrests me.

[avgas]

How do you get reminded of a sticker from a wet chicks snail trail lol! This intrests me.
The guy said he couldn't race with her on the back incase she wet herself. He never said HOW/WHY she would wet herself.

[007XX]

*offers her a beer*


Te he...:lol:

*gladly accepts it, even though she doesn't drink beer...:lol:*

[Kittyhawk]

Thats ok, you can pour it down either Carvers or Sidewinders pants....watch what happens :bleh:

[smoky]

I've met both Sidewinder and Kitty
I think you two are a match - why don't you get together and work out all this tension you two have pent up here

[carver]

I've met both Sidewinder and Kitty
I think you two are a match - why don't you get together and work out all this tension you two have pent up here

bro, it takes 3 to party...where is my spot?

[smoky]

You girls have some pretty hot Avatars

Isn't the internet great - I wonder if we all met what reality would be :eek5:
Of course I really do look like a big fat arse

[oldrider]

Wrong and wrong. I'm selling the mighty Honda and my dog is no longer, as of last Friday.

Careful Finn, things usually happen in "threes!" :shit:

[idb]

Chicks are easy to get with your bike.
They always run down the centre of the road trapped in your headlight until a heel breaks and they fall over and twist an ankle.

Blokes are a bit trickier, they tend to roll out of the way just in time and then run back the other way...unless they're stuck trying to help up a chick with a twisted ankle of course.....................I think I need to lay off the DVDs for a while....

[oldrider]

Chicks are easy to get with your bike.
They always run down the centre of the road trapped in your headlight until a heel breaks and they fall over and twist an ankle.

Blokes are a bit trickier, they tend to roll out of the way just in time and then run back the other way...unless they're stuck trying to help up a chick with a twisted ankle of course.....................I think I need to lay off the DVDs for a while....

I think you have had too much rain over there this month, you need to get out more! (lol) :shit: John.

[Sidewinder]

:lol:Couldn't help meself...I'm sure you're a good bloke!

dont we all wish we were tho? jsut some of us cant help it....

[Sidewinder]

Thats ok, you can pour it down either Carvers or Sidewinders pants....watch what happens :bleh:

oh no kitty my love your turning me on so much i might have to go have sex with carver soon :love:

[Sidewinder]

bro, it takes 3 to party...where is my spot?

you know your spot and its right in the sandwhich

[Kittyhawk]

oh no kitty my love your turning me on so much i might have to go have sex with carver soon :love:

Well I'll ask really sweetly and say "can I watch" I'll sit in the corner and will turn down the noise on my vibrator, just to set the atmosphere.

[Kittyhawk]

I've met both Sidewinder and Kitty
I think you two are a match - why don't you get together and work out all this tension you two have pent up here

ARRRGH! We arent a match

Firstly he's too young and Im too old

Secondly, 250s dont do it for me :shutup:

And thirdly....I enjoy the adult company of real men.

[carver]

you know your spot and its right in the sandwhich

fuck your a laugh...

[Finn]

Careful Finn, things usually happen in "threes!" :shit:

Just did. Person I knew just got killed at a railway crossing in Featherston.

[007XX]

ARRRGH! We arent a match

Firstly he's too young and Im too old

Secondly, 250s dont do it for me :shutup:

And thirdly....I enjoy the adult company of real men.

Oh ouch!!! :pinch:


Just did. Person I knew just got killed at a railway crossing in Featherston.

So very sorry to hear that Finn...:(

RIP to your friend.

[Kittyhawk]

You girls have some pretty hot Avatars

Isn't the internet great - I wonder if we all met what reality would be :eek5:
Of course I really do look like a big fat arse

Lol.....come to ATNR one day....:sweatdrop

[Maha]

And thirdly....I enjoy the adult company of real men.

So does that mean you are ok to pillion with me on the 955i Saturday?...:scooter:

[Kittyhawk]

So does that mean you are ok to pillion with me on the 955i Saturday?...:scooter:


Lol thought I was on the back of Moms for the day....either way it'd be good to be on the back of a bike...:niceone:

[Coyote]

The hottest bike in the world won't get you far with the ladies if you are a bit of a dropkick. . .

And a totally breathtakingly yummy bloke will still pull no problems even if he was riding a pink 50cc scoot.
What do you mean by dropkick? Unattractive or a dickish personality? Both?

I've seen plenty of unattractive arseholes with fine ladies because they're bad boys or have money. Hell, most girls have been attracted to me because of the cliche bad boy image that bikers get.


Anyway, if you want a vehicle to attract women, a car is going to be much easier. Though it tends to be a finer class of women that are attracted to bikes, though if it's only the bike they're interested in they're still not worth it in my opinion


Edit: oh, what the hell?! This is the second time I've found myself in an old thread. What's going on?

[HornetBoy]

What do you mean by dropkick? Unattractive or a dickish personality? Both?

I've seen plenty of unattractive arseholes with fine ladies because they're bad boys or have money. Hell, most girls have been attracted to me because of the cliche bad boy image that bikers get.


Anyway, if you want a vehicle to attract women, a car is going to be much easier. Though it tends to be a finer class of women that are attracted to bikes, though if it's only the bike they're interested in they're still not worth it in my opinion


Edit: oh, what the hell?! This is the second time I've found myself in an old thread. What's going on?

Well around wanganui ive found even putting on my mysterious look (tinted dark black hjc helmet and black gloss hornet ) and going thru the town still doesnt attract the ladies .. they all look at you then hop into the lowerd boy racer car behind me .. :nono: then next set of light try to race me so yea , but hey this is wanganui im talking about here so yea :whocares:

[Cr1MiNaL]

Well around wanganui ive found even putting on my mysterious look (tinted dark black hjc helmet and black gloss hornet ) and going thru the town still doesnt attract the ladies .. they all look at you then hop into the lowerd boy racer car behind me .. :nono: then next set of light try to race me so yea , but hey this is wanganui im talking about here so yea :whocares:

time for an upgrade mate? come wid me to da city some day :bleh:

[McJim]

I bought Chickadee a 2006 GSX750F...that seemed to work.....:devil2:

[Dave-]

it's hard on an fxr150...but it's all in the presentation and how you talk it up...

providing she's thick as a brick "suzuki is the best, it's like the ferrari of the motorcycling world"..."no really, the fewer cc you have the better, because it's lighter but only has a few less cc!"...."skyline? pffft...I'd smoke a skyline...I'd be so quick the smoke would've settled"

[fredie]

pull over an bend over babe:innocent:

[Coyote]

Well around wanganui ive found even putting on my mysterious look (tinted dark black hjc helmet and black gloss hornet ) and going thru the town still doesnt attract the ladies .. they all look at you then hop into the lowerd boy racer car behind me .. :nono: then next set of light try to race me so yea , but hey this is wanganui im talking about here so yea :whocares:
They can't really tell what you look like, think that's the main reason. You could be some balding businessman for all they know :p

[hospitalfood]

a thread about getting chicks with bikes.......????????

go to a busy pedestrian crossing in the city and wait till there is one in front of you.

[Dave-]

I like pulling out my helmet then whipping my long dark locks through the air catching the rays of sun.

having awesome hair drags chicks too, they cant help but touch it, which...you...get the idea...heh

[mud boy]

I did an old lady once, a bit like fucking a muddy puddle to be truthful.
You could get "young" girls if you had a decent bike.

a muddy puddle i like mud hehehe
yeah true "most" young girls are in to cars and those guy that low ride (pull down there pants) and the rap and carp. then i tell them about bikes and they like whats a motorbike? :Pokey:
then once they know im.... cool :cool: hehe:apint: