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Krayy
26th October 2007, 17:25
No speaka de English....

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Motorbikes/Motorbikes/Sports/auction-122923269.htm

What the f**k are people thinking putting up ads like this? :Pokey:
deanohit
26th October 2007, 17:30
Agreed, I can't stand txt spelling and if someone sends me a txt like that, I always reply "what?" Maybe it's time for another reTardme auction pisstake?
Flatcap
26th October 2007, 17:34
Damn youths

And if it isn't a youth, whoever it is needs remedial literacy training
enigma51
26th October 2007, 17:38
Fuck he can be glad hitcher is not on trademe
The Pastor
26th October 2007, 18:07
Who would serriously buy anything off somone who spells like that?
BIGBOSSMAN
26th October 2007, 18:32
Sht, I cldnt hlp myslf! Hea it izz...
T-Thunder13
26th October 2007, 18:38
c'mon guys it holds 12 cans just sweet! 12 cans! you can go some where like a carpark and get pissed as then drive somwhere else and watch rugby!:brick:
Usarka
26th October 2007, 18:39
Sht, I cldnt hlp myslf! Hea it izz...

Hows pirate girl? :lol:
Virago
26th October 2007, 18:42
Who would serriously buy anything off somone who spells like that?

Seriously, no.
The Pastor
26th October 2007, 18:45
i run a spel chk thru mai aucknz b4 i pst dem up haw yea
Flatcap
26th October 2007, 18:46
It would be impossible to find a morrior in this town anyway.
Usarka
26th October 2007, 18:47
It would be impossible to find a morrior in this town anyway.

They got eaten by the maoriors
MidnightMike
26th October 2007, 18:53
Ahahahaha....

Would have to be someone from West Auckland, wouldnt it?

Anyone need a translator?

:p
JimO
26th October 2007, 19:28
may sell for buy now???? i thought buy now was sold thats why its called buy now
Hitcher
26th October 2007, 19:44
A morrior! LOOL! That's almost worthy of an addition to the Kiwi Biker official misspelling register.

Otherwise: Gahhh! Thud.
Mikkel
27th October 2007, 01:10
Indeed...

*smack* ...ah, peace at last. *sigh*
Gremlin
27th October 2007, 02:57
may sell for buy now???? i thought buy now was sold thats why its called buy now
yeh... maybe we screwed up? Perhaps it should be "Possibly Buy Now" :whistle:

good luck on his saleing time, as I sure as hell wouldn't be buying something off him :blink:
ynot slow
27th October 2007, 05:50
O for awesome.

Best wording is in the Q&A,every word understandable,even gr8.
Cave Cleaner
27th October 2007, 07:32
Damn youths

And if it isn't a youth, whoever it is needs remedial literacy training

Its not only youths that send texts like that. I have a friend (55) and a brother (58) who text like that. My answer is "resend it in english and I'll answer it"
:argh:
Robert Taylor
27th October 2007, 07:51
Agreed, I can't stand txt spelling and if someone sends me a txt like that, I always reply "what?" Maybe it's time for another reTardme auction pisstake?

Just another example of the English language being bastardised and a victory for laziness.
Pancakes
27th October 2007, 12:16
And the question is in the same txt-talk!
BIGBOSSMAN
27th October 2007, 19:07
And the question is in the same txt-talk!


It wuz me - u dam ful !!!!!!!!
Wolf
27th October 2007, 19:43
Sht, I cldnt hlp myslf! Hea it izz...
BWAhahahaha! Frign xlent m8!

Surprisingly his answer was getting dangerously close to real English.

Seriously felt like posting a question of my own: "Cn u evn spk englis u cok? Ddnt th1nk s0..."

And this thread is where we find out the advertiser's a KBer when we all get red bling for taking the p155 - oh noes! ZOMGWTFBBQ! taht wud b sUx0r! :devil2:
ducatilover
27th October 2007, 21:52
y r yo saleing yo vtr wen yo cud b gting anada 12pk bra? yo nd we cud b pissn up hrd nd drping it ae g? ai!:jerry: nd den al us coons cud b blek 2gtha awman nd dnt u 4get dat it mite b pssibl 2 bi nw 4 da bi nw prce:(

hehe thats quite fun actually.
Wiki Drifter
28th October 2007, 13:59
shd lern h2 uz predictiv txt bro lolz :whistle:
ducatilover
28th October 2007, 19:28
fkn a!

my predictive text wont spell pens:innocent:
fireball
28th October 2007, 19:42
y r yo saleing yo vtr wen yo cud b gting anada 12pk bra? yo nd we cud b pissn up hrd nd drping it ae g? ai!:jerry: nd den al us coons cud b blek 2gtha awman nd dnt u 4get dat it mite b pssibl 2 bi nw 4 da bi nw prce:(

hehe thats quite fun actually.

if i could even understand what you were saying would it be funny? this text crap is making me have to use my brain
:zzzz:
ducatilover
28th October 2007, 19:51
if i could even understand what you were saying would it be funny? this text crap is making me have to use my brain
:zzzz:

y r yo saleing yo vtr wen yo cud b gting anada 12pk bra? yo nd we cud b pissn up hrd nd drping it ae g? ai! nd den al us coons cud b blek 2gtha awman nd dnt u 4get dat it mite b pssibl 2 bi nw 4 da bi nw prce


means...

why are you selling your vtr when you could be getting another 12pack bro? yeah, and we could be pissing up hard and not dropping it [the vtr]. and then all of us coons could be black together, man. and dont you forget it might be possible to buy it for the buy now price


:yawn:
Krayy
7th November 2007, 08:03
Wonder what his spelling will be like if the new and, I'm assuming, bigger bike can "carry 24 cans sweet"?

In the words of Eric Cartman, "You're totally pwned".
Finn
7th November 2007, 08:11
His bike is almost worth buying. Just to be able to meet him and smack him in the head.
The Lone Rider
7th November 2007, 09:53
No speaka de English....

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Motorbikes/Motorbikes/Sports/auction-122923269.htm

What the f**k are people thinking putting up ads like this? :Pokey:

Dude, that barely qualifies.

Go through some pages on myspace or Bebo.. then you know the bane of modern communication

I b oute, c u latz. I by som fod now. :)
Curious_AJ
7th November 2007, 10:05
rofl... spleleling is the not good wit daty ine
Fatjim
7th November 2007, 12:05
I dun no. I fink it has a certan poetic elegence