The twofiddy Taupo Trackday photo pisstake thread!

[gijoe1313]

Righto, seems its time for me to start on this here thread, for the unlikely trip of some two fiddies that deigned to reign and ride to the great KB Taupo trackday!

It was a great ride down, took our time and encountered the usual NZ road conditions (loved that stripped and broken tarseal just outside of Taupo! :eek5: Not!)

Anyway, enough yak, some piccies!

Pic1 : We stopped at Taupo to get in some gas, get in some tucker, and get rid of some processed fluids (ooer! :o)

Pic2, 3 and 4 : Got to the track around 11ish ... blardy good to hear the noise and the participants rarking it up! Pity it wasn't me out there ... next year ... :oi-grr:

Pic 5 : Some unlikely people sunning themselves on a balmy and clear day in the mid NI, unlike the squally shite we left at BP Autobahn at 7 frikk'n in the morning!

Pic 6 : Carbacca doing his local impression of Reservoir Dogs ... Mr.HungTooLow I presume? :whistle:

[gijoe1313]

Righto, you are used to the usual dribble, phelgm, contagion and pustule presentations from yours truly, more to feast your eyes on to go blind!

Pic1 : Fub@r's truly astonishing take on being true to thineself ... he releases his inner ogre!
Pic2 : Parked up after the end of our TT pr0n viewing, Fub@r gasping for a cancer stick and luverrly twofiddies parked up.

And is that all?

That all I hear no-one in particular say, except for the voices in my head!?

Muwahahah! The next instalment of ... Ninja Masterclass theatre awaits! :eek5: :slap:

[gijoe1313]

From the land before time, there was a ninja
Who lived beneath a rotten grape!
His master, slain by misanthropic, frozen, exploding, ebolitic koalas,
Vowed to take vengeance on all tree dwelling marsupials!
His only nemesis, the mighty Duck of Doom!
He is ninja!

Herro pweoples, it is I, ninja! Have special tweat for you all! Ruck you! Special edwition of Ninja Mastercrass Thweatre! I show you some Ninja secwet, than I kill you, that's what ninja do! Ruck you!

Pic1 : See special and secwet ways of ninja "Transformwing Fu" , take ebery day ordinwary objwect and use to supwise stupid big eyed gaijin!

Pic2 : See ninja stweathily sneak up to objwect and begin "Transforming Fu"

Pic3 : No can see ninja! Ruck you!

Pic4 : See a normal stweet scwene, think it is normal? Hah! I challenge you to see ninja in your midst!

Pic5 : For stupid big eyed gaijin, I come out of "Transforming Fu" and reveal how canny ninja hide ready to kill you all! Ruck you!

Pic6 : Hah! Fooled you big eyed gaijin! There is no pic6, ninja strikes again!

[gijoe1313]

It seems there is more in store for you unrucky pweople! Ninja bonus round!

Pic1 : Note kowean made Hyosung, also known as Hyobag or just ho!
Pic2 : Note canny ninja using skwill to conceal his pwesence from big eyed gaijin! Ruck you!
Pic3 : Ninja use "Twansforming Fu" to imitate stwick inswect! Hah! Ninja is too cwever for his enemies! Only phwear Duck of Doom!

[MidnightMike]

Ahahahah I thought something like this was coming. :rofl:

[EJK]

Ahahahaha brilliant!

[deanohit]

Another great set of shots mate!

So did some school kids steal ya lunch money and dump ya in the bin? :dodge:

[gijoe1313]

Actually some of the local lads thought the army and police were going to do a raid on their town! :lol: I said I was a biker ... and they replied "so do you ride up and down New Zealand to raid people for their guns?"

:rofl: What can you say to that? I just did my ninja thing and hopped on the little ol'hornet and rode off into the sunset! :ride: