Does cowboyz need to clean his bike?

[yod]

I'm sure you don't need telling, this is a critical issue that needs to be resolved once and for all (as discussed on the side of the road a few km from turangi)

how dirty is too dirty?
should we put up with this?
is it time he traded it in? (honda i reckon)

these and many more pertinent questions are close to tipping our society into an abyss of dirty bi-wheeled vehicular debauchery!!!

but for now just answer the poll

or not

whatever

[007XX]

You can never be too dirty! :devil2:

....sorry, what was the question? :blink::whistle:

[007XX]

:blink:





Where was I....? :confused:

Oh yeah... I thought my bike was dirty, but...:eek5:
The advantage is though, the dirt keeps other dirt (which could be more evil dirt) away from the actual surface of the bike. SO it could be argued that dirt has a protective function.


:dodge:
Or perhaps not.


That's one of the advantages of being naked...I mean having a naked bike...less to get dirty in the first place! :innocent:

[yod]

The advantage is though, the dirt keeps other dirt (which could be more evil dirt) away from the actual surface of the bike. SO it could be argued that dirt has a protective function.


that sounds suspiciously like something cowboyz would say :shifty:

[007XX]

Stop boggling my mind! :crazy:

Where was I .... thinking... thinking....
Oh yeah - the other advantage of being naked... I mean having a naked bike... easier to get clean when you do get dirty.

:killingme :whistle: :innocent:

Whaaaaaaaat?... So, do you get naked when you clean your bike then?

:rofl:

*ok, I'll behave now...te he*

[WickedOne]

That's just a disgrace!!!!:eek5:

[Kendog]

is it time he traded it in? (honda i reckon)

Pretty sure he said he wanted a Gixxer last time I saw him :whistle:

[robertydog]

Dat will be why it was hidden in a pit garage at Taupo. Way in da corner it was.

[crashe]

That is a hell of a lot cleaner than some bikes I have seen around.

The chain is all nicely lubed....... which is the main thing......


Yod - If you are so worried about the state of his bike....... then you should go and wash & polish it for him. Go on......it wont take you long.

I bet he will say thanks afterwards....:msn-wink:

[Bonez]

C'mon yod show the pic of the GBs rear wheel.:sunny: Spotless it is.too.

[Bonez]

That's one of the advantages of being naked...I mean having a naked bike...less to get dirty in the first place! :innocent:I bet my naked one is dirtier than yours......................

[Bonez]

That is a hell of a lot cleaner than some bikes I have seen around.

The chain is all nicely lubed....... which is the main thing......


Yod - If you are so worried about the state of his bike....... then you should go and wash & polish it for him. Go on......it wont take you long.

I bet he will say thanks afterwards....:msn-wink:I've offered the use of my water blaster.

As for the chain being lubed, look a little closer......................

[manwithav8]

All that dust turning into grinding paste, I bet the Kwaka likes it lol.....

[crashe]

I've offered the use of my water blaster.

Awwwwww what a kind generous person you are....... :niceone::apint:

[manwithav8]

here is a new Kwaka for him hahahah

[manwithav8]

if I add the pic aye lol

[007XX]

I bet my naked one is dirtier than yours......................

Ok...I'll show you mine if you show me yours! :innocent:

Mine's in my profile....and yes, you'd win! :laugh:

[ynot slow]

If he cleans it the nice people from uncle Helens lot will give him another invoice for shiny speedy riding,using the excuse of been speed cleaned at garage and I'm speed drying at 125 km is not an option.:woohoo:

[riffer]

I don't reckon it's too bad. Mine looks just as dirty at the moment. Poor Maidstone Yamaha - they have to put a new chain on tomorrow and its pretty yuck. Sorry guys.

However cowboyz needs to stop hanging off the bike like a monkey on the road. He could lean that bike over waaaaaay more if he sat on it properly... those chicken strips take up half the tyre. :dodge:

[klingon]

here is a new Kwaka for him hahahah

lol excellent pics! Two new kwakas in the garage. Unfortunately that kind of kwaka eats your lunch!

[imdying]

Chain looks clean, so not the end of the world. I like to give my bikes a good going over though, helps to spot things before they break/wear out.

[manwithav8]

lol excellent pics! Two new kwakas in the garage. Unfortunately that kind of kwaka eats your lunch!

fed them my lunch, they came quite close.... They were sitting in a puddle outside my workshop so I found a big enough bowl for them to fit in and filled it with water...

[Mrs Cowboyz]

:killingme:killingme:killingme:killingme:killingme :rofl::rofl:

Oh my gawd this is the funniest thread...what makes it even more funny is the poor bugger is soo knackered that he didnt even turn the computer on once he got home from work today...he went straight to bed and I woke him up for dinner and now he is back in bed!!! :sleep::yawn: Poor poor baby!!

[Mrs Cowboyz]

here is a new Kwaka for him hahahah

Hahaha....love it. I did say to him that the way he said kwaka reminded me of a duck!!

[manwithav8]

Hahaha....love it. I did say to him that the way he said kwaka reminded me of a duck!!

I was putting the front end of the FZR together and heard a KWAK!!! Spun around and though hhhmm what the hell? They just stood there looking hungry so I gave in...

hahah KWAK KWAK KWAK KWAK

[cowboyz]

Yod - If you are so worried about the state of his bike....... then you should go and wash & polish it for him. Go on......it wont take you long.

I bet he will say thanks afterwards....:msn-wink:
I would let Yod clean my bike but wouldn't say thanks. Having time alone with the green machine would be thanks enough for him.


C'mon yod show the pic of the GBs rear wheel.:sunny: Spotless it is.too.
The dirt is too scared to stick to anything on that bike in case the thing it sticks to decides to fall off. Dirt has feelings too ya know.



However cowboyz needs to stop hanging off the bike like a monkey on the road. He could lean that bike over waaaaaay more if he sat on it properly... those chicken strips take up half the tyre. :dodge:
I ride like a girl so the Honda can keep up..


I was putting the front end of the FZR together and heard a KWAK!!! Spun around and though hhhmm what the hell? They just stood there looking hungry so I gave in...

hahah KWAK KWAK KWAK KWAK

They probably came in to shit all over the Yamaha. Kwakas are good for that............................... :dodge: Oh fuck, I outta here now.............

[manwithav8]

hahahahahahahahah

[DUCATI*HARD]

she would appreciate you more if she was clean:love:

[Storm]

Thats fooken disgraceful. Shows a complete lack of standards, much like the rider. Doesnt deserve the wonderful missus he's got either. I'm ashamed to ride past his house every morning.

Still, spose I best nit be mean. Maybe he doesnt know what a clean bike looks like, or how to get one without buying a new one. So,heres what 1/2 hour of lazy scrubbing will get you.






(Shit I hope he doesnt throw the spikes out tomorrow morning!!! )

[Gremlin]

That ain't dirty... If only I had kept a pic of mine after turning it into a dirt bike for a few k (it was NOT my choice)

[cowboyz]

righto. The bike is going to be parked in the garage of PN Golf club all day today. Anyone feel inclined they can come down and clean a patch of it for me. I far too busy learning how to ride and sharpening road spikes.........

[dogsnbikes]

righto. The bike is going to be parked in the garage of PN Golf club all day today. Anyone feel inclined they can come down and clean a patch of it for me. I far too busy learning how to ride and sharpening road spikes.........

Yod will he has way too much time on his hands

[NZsarge]

Pretty sure he said he wanted a Gixxer last time I saw him :whistle:

Nah, he was sayin in Turangi just quietly so no one else could here...."I think it's about time I did the right thing and bought a YAMAHA and kept it CLEAN"

[NZsarge]

I think one saturday morning we should have a "clean Cowboyz bike get together" It'll take several of us hours to get that thing back up to scratch.:yes:

[cowboyz]

Nah, he was sayin in Turangi just quietly so no one else could here...."I think it's about time I did the right thing and bought a YAMAHA and kept it CLEAN"

Do you really think anyone is going to believe that?

[NZsarge]

Do you really think anyone is going to believe that?

What? about you keeping a bike clean? No.....not really.:bleh:

[Storm]

Four words. Foaming. Mag. Wheel. Cleaner. Youu get it from the Warehouse and it will eat stubborn, well caked filth no worries.










Actually, I've just had an evil thought. I should clean just one patch/side of a tyre and then everyone who see's it will comment on how it makes the rest of the bike look shitebox and dirty. Then Cowboyz will be overcome with shame and clean it instead of ignoring us on principle just to be his contrary self

[cowboyz]

I will clean it in my spare time.

[Storm]

I will clean it in my spare time.

Instead of typing away here?


Tui Moment (tm)

[Meanie]

I will clean it in my spare time.

Thats all your time spent at work aint it :Pokey:

[cowboyz]

well 51% is a majority so just for you guys.

[banditrider]

Now you'll have to go get it dirty again...

[Meanie]

So what did it cost you for Mrs cowboyz to wash it :oi-grr:

[cowboyz]

told her the back half of the bike is hers so she has to clean from the pillion seat backwards........


Nah, I spent an hour giving it the once over. Might pull her to bits this weekend and give it a good clean as I am not doing anything else.