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White trash
21st October 2004, 07:05
Ha ha ha. "Come in Jimbo? Tell the nice people what I did."

Laughing my arse off still and the truth will come out soon enough! :niceone:

thehollowmen
21st October 2004, 07:21
Ha ha ha. "Come in Jimbo? Tell the nice people what I did."

Laughing my arse off still and the truth will come out soon enough! :niceone:

*makes a wild guess*

Catherine Zeta Jones? :2thumbsup:

Good work!

Midnight 82
21st October 2004, 07:23
:spudwhat: Well come on whats the secert :moon:

Cajun
21st October 2004, 07:51
Ha ha ha. "Come in Jimbo? Tell the nice people what I did."

Laughing my arse off still and the truth will come out soon enough! :niceone:

come on trashy or jimbo tell us all what he did

James Deuce
21st October 2004, 07:56
Reading between the lines, he bought Jimbo's wreck and turned it into a race bike.

White trash
21st October 2004, 07:59
Reading between the lines, he bought Jimbo's wreck and turned it into a race bike.

Ooooohhhhh you're sharp.



That aint it. It's better. And his wife was involved.

Mr Skid
21st October 2004, 08:18
Ooooohhhhh you're sharp.



That aint it. It's better. And his wife was involved.

You wrecked Jimbo's wife? :spudwhat:

bungbung
21st October 2004, 08:21
He sold Jimbo's wife for a new bike?

curious george
21st October 2004, 08:21
Or raced Jimbo's wife? And wrecked her?

Paul in NZ
21st October 2004, 08:25
Bought Jimbo's bike, fixed it and sold it back to his wife as a surprise for him in a deal involving some nice swampland and naming rights to a Native American Casino and the Tower of London?

Cajun
21st October 2004, 08:31
Bought Jimbo's bike, fixed it and sold it back to his wife as a surprise for him in a deal involving some nice swampland and naming rights to a Native American Casino and the Tower of London?

sounds good anyway

750Y
21st October 2004, 09:29
i hope this is a win-win story...

Cajun
21st October 2004, 09:36
i hope this is a win-win story...
i think if it involves the trash man, he will at least be winning in some way

Slipstream
21st October 2004, 12:24
....you know it's gonna be good :) .... well for us ... maybe not so much for Jimbo. :mellow:

Hey Jimbo, send a cheque to my swiss bank account under the name 'R E Venge' and I'll take care of things. ;) :innocent:

WT you so mean :mad: ... but kinda funny too :laugh: :laugh:

thehollowmen
21st October 2004, 12:31
That aint it. It's better. And his wife was involved.

You rode his bike, his wife and Catherine Zeta Jones??!?!?!

:mad: Cripes I hope you have good life insurance!

jimbo600
21st October 2004, 13:01
Ha ha ha. "Come in Jimbo? Tell the nice people what I did."

Laughing my arse off still and the truth will come out soon enough! :niceone:

OK here's what happened.

Everyone knows how desperate I am to get my new ride. I have been plagueing WMCC everyday since my off about the bikes arrival. The bike finally turns up at WMCC. Trash"I Blow Goats" Man phones me to inform me that the bike has indeed arrived but unfortunately it fell off the fork lift while being unlaoded and it's munted already.

I bit like a Barracuda!!

Well I was surrounded by a fit of rage. I got sooooo pissed off I went from angry to a sense of calm serenity. It must be what murderers feel after butchering someone.

After being depressed for the afternoon my misses comes home and spills the beans about it being a big wind up as pay back for me making everyone else's life a misery for the past couple of months.

As a return favour I am going to supply a box of Steiny to the good folk at WMCC. I am also going to 'love myself' into one of the bottles and replace the cap, and not tell them which one is 'contaminated'.

Yay, back on a bike again. Hopefully I'll make it last longer than 8 months.

Cajun
21st October 2004, 13:04
OK here's what happened.

Everyone knows how desperate I am to get my new ride. I have been plagueing WMCC everyday since my off about the bikes arrival. The bike finally turns up at WMCC. Trash"I Blow Goats" Man phones me to inform me that the bike has indeed arrived but unfortunately it fell off the fork lift while being unlaoded and it's munted already.

I bit like a Barracuda!!

Well I was surrounded by a fit of rage. I got sooooo pissed off I went from angry to a sense of calm serenity. It must be what murderers feel after butchering someone.

After being depressed for the afternoon my misses comes home and spills the beans about it being a big wind up as pay back for me making everyone else's life a misery for the past couple of months.

As a return favour I am going to supply a box of Steiny to the good folk at WMCC. I am also going to 'love myself' into one of the bottles and replace the cap, and not tell them which one is 'contaminated'.

Yay, back on a bike again. Hopefully I'll make it last longer than 8 months.

Great ya got ya k4 man, your LOVE it.
teach ya to being a whinging pom won't it dc:<

So no mainfield for you this weekend then?

Mr Skid
21st October 2004, 13:06
As a return favour I am going to supply a box of Steiny to the good folk at WMCC. I am also going to 'love myself' into one of the bottles and replace the cap, and not tell them which one is 'contaminated'.

Couldn't make it taste any worse..

White trash
21st October 2004, 13:30
Great ya got ya k4 man, your LOVE it.
teach ya to being a whinging pom won't it dc:<

So no mainfield for you this weekend then?

Fuck off. he picks it up this arvo, it'll be run in by Sat afternoon. 1st service then on to manfeild.

Oh yeah, it's a K5 not 4.

Blakamin
21st October 2004, 13:32
:killingme :killingme :killingme ... what a bastard thing to do... must remember it for some friends... *takes notes from WT*

Cajun
21st October 2004, 13:33
Fuck off. he picks it up this arvo, it'll be run in by Sat afternoon. 1st service then on to manfeild.

Oh yeah, it's a K5 not 4.

so its better than mine )c:< but its blue so it can't
Sweet if he can have it by mainfield by sunday, means he gonna be a busy boy tomorrow clocking up the km's (c:<


you seen the pic of the special edition 750?? in 85 750 colours?

Eddieb
21st October 2004, 13:57
Brilliant!! I can just picture Jimbo stomping around in a huff.

I bet he's a happy camper now though.

jimbo600
21st October 2004, 14:58
Great ya got ya k4 man, your LOVE it.
teach ya to being a whinging pom won't it dc:<

So no mainfield for you this weekend then?

K4? Old technology mate. K5 is where's its at. And you bet I'll be at manfeild.

Unless its raining. Don't want to get the shiny new bike dirty or I'll turn into a whinging Pom.

Ms Piggy
21st October 2004, 15:08
What a mean bastard! This is the same bloke that decorated the 2 meanest 250's in Tokaanu last weekend! The mighty GN & the Bitchin' Mobile.

Good news thought Jimbo! :2thumbsup

Cajun
21st October 2004, 15:09
K4? Old technology mate. K5 is where's its at. And you bet I'll be at manfeild.

Unless its raining. Don't want to get the shiny new bike dirty or I'll turn into a whinging Pom.

well you already one from what i have heard dc:<

k4 colours and something different with headlight, doesn't make any differece don't need headlights those are for poofy poms

toads
21st October 2004, 15:15
WT, you are soooo bad, Great to hear you finally have your bike jimbo, enjoy the steinies WT lol

badlieutenant
21st October 2004, 15:49
bet he loves himself in all of them just to make sure :shifty:

Marknz
21st October 2004, 16:05
Brilliant!! I can just picture Jimbo stomping around in a huff.

I bet he's a happy camper now though.

Picture it? Mate, I got the phone call "You'll never guess what's happened...!!"

And then the other call about 15 mins later when his wife fessed up... she's a tough woman that one!

Gixxer
21st October 2004, 16:28
OK here's what happened.

Everyone knows how desperate I am to get my new ride. I have been plagueing WMCC everyday since my off about the bikes arrival. The bike finally turns up at WMCC. Trash"I Blow Goats" Man phones me to inform me that the bike has indeed arrived but unfortunately it fell off the fork lift while being unlaoded and it's munted already.

I bit like a Barracuda!!

Well I was surrounded by a fit of rage. I got sooooo pissed off I went from angry to a sense of calm serenity. It must be what murderers feel after butchering someone.

.


Classic, sorry Jimbo but that is pretty damn funny.
Have fun on the new bike and with the Steiny.

Eddieb
21st October 2004, 17:12
Picture it? Mate, I got the phone call "You'll never guess what's happened...!!"

And then the other call about 15 mins later when his wife fessed up... she's a tough woman that one!

Did he teach you some new words? I bet he had things to say about Jimmy WhiteTrash.

Nah she knows how to keep him in line :Punk: We all know Jimbo wears the pants cause she said he could.

Storm
21st October 2004, 18:54
Geez WT I 'd be watching my back for a long while over this. Mucking with a mans dream toy will bring about some good ol' fashioned feudin' and' fighting :bash:

James Deuce
21st October 2004, 19:05
Jimbo, was that you on the Paekak hill this arvo??

jimbo600
22nd October 2004, 07:22
Jimbo, was that you on the Paekak hill this arvo??

Nah mate. I came over the hill about 12:30 last night.

Bloody fuckenstein it's good to be back on a bike again.

jimbo600
22nd October 2004, 07:26
Geez WT I 'd be watching my back for a long while over this. Mucking with a mans dream toy will bring about some good ol' fashioned feudin' and' fighting :bash:

I've got a looooooooooong memory too.

Watch you six trash cos one day you'll be eatin' hot steamy bowls of creamy justice.

You can't beat a good wind up though, and man jimbo"gullible" 750 sure fell for the last one.