Temperatures...

[007XX]

I was surprised to find this one but there it is...

Shame McJim is not around otherwise he would have loved to translate this one! :laugh:

Crazy french people!!! :laugh: :whistle:

[deanohit]

:blink: Bwahahaha, bloody brilliant!! :lol:

[MSTRS]

Tha' doesnae need traaanslayting.
It's nae appropriate fer Scotsman tho...oors retract, nae shrink.

[EJK]

roflmao!!
ahahaha

[007XX]

Tha' doesnae need traaanslayting.
It's nae appropriate fer Scotsman tho...oors retract, nae shrink.

Aaaahhh yes, shrinkage...that's where we girls have the upper hand! We look better when there is tightening!:niceone:

[Finn]

I was surprised to find this one but there it is...

Shame McJim is not around otherwise he would have loved to translate this one! :laugh:

All your posts are about sex. Not that I have a problem with this, it is just an observation.

Also, I note all your avatars are of sexy women. Again, I don't have a problem with this, however it does raise the question about your sexuality in that perhaps you swing both ways. No problem with that either.

[007XX]

All your posts are about sex. Not that I have a problem with this, it is just an observation.

Also, I note all your avatars are of sexy women. Again, I don't have a problem with this, however it does raise the question about your sexuality in that perhaps you swing both ways. No problem with that either.

Soooooo...you're basically fishing for confirmation? :laugh::bleh:

And note: not all my posts are about sex, just most of them...:laugh:
I do have some reasonably deep thoughts in a few threads. I know bugger all about racing or bike mechanics, so it makes it a bit hard for me to post on things I know nothing about and it would be "try hard" of me if I did.

[Harry33]

Soooooo...you're basically fishing for confirmation? :laugh::bleh:

And note: not all my posts are about sex, just most of them...:laugh:
I do have some reasonably deep thoughts in a few threads. I know bugger all about racing or bike mechanics, so it makes it a bit hard for me to post on things I know nothing about and it would be "try hard" of me if I did.

Does that mean you know abit about sex then? :niceone:

[Ewan Oozarmy]

All your posts are about sex. Not that I have a problem with this, it is just an observation.

I'd also noticed this, but I also don't have a problem with this.

[Finn]

Soooooo...you're basically fishing for confirmation? :laugh::bleh:

And note: not all my posts are about sex, just most of them...:laugh:
I do have some reasonably deep thoughts in a few threads. I know bugger all about racing or bike mechanics, so it makes it a bit hard for me to post on things I know nothing about and it would be "try hard" of me if I did.

Trust me, it wasn't a complaint.

If Sweet Sophie was still around, she'd give you a run for your money.

[007XX]

Does that mean you know abit about sex then? :niceone:

Don't you? :confused:


I'd also noticed this, but I also don't have a problem with this.

:sunny:

I guess I may just be more comfortable than some talking about it. If it was ever a real problem to anyone, I'd consider toning it down...I don't mean to upset anyone...I'm just who I am and anyone who's met me can attest I'm just the same in real life.

[Ewan Oozarmy]

I guess I may just be more comfortable than some talking about it. If it was ever a real problem to anyone, I'd consider toning it down...I don't mean to upset anyone...I'm just who I am and anyone who's met me can attest I'm just the same in real life.

Hey, don't stop! Reading your posts is always fun. They kind of remind me a those old 'Carry On' films - you have an uncanny talent for turning any subject into sex!

[Harry33]

Don't you? :confused:



:sunny:

I guess I may just be more comfortable than some talking about it. If it was ever a real problem to anyone, I'd consider toning it down...I don't mean to upset anyone...I'm just who I am and anyone who's met me can attest I'm just the same in real life.

I have no problem with it at all, just pulling ya leg/tits hahaha

[007XX]

Trust me, it wasn't a complaint.

If Sweet Sophie was still around, she'd give you a run for your money.

Uummmm...yes, I have been told that about Sweet Sophie before...shame she's not around anymore. It'd be fun to have another female to play with....:devil2: damn, here I go again! :p


Hey, don't stop! Reading your posts is always fun. They kind of remind me a those old 'Carry On' films - you have an uncanny talent for turning any subject into sex!

:not: I'm glad you enjoy it! it is really only meant as light entertainment...and thank you kindly, I'll take that as a compliment...:laugh:


I have no problem with it at all, just pulling ya leg/tits hahaha

:nono:pulling tits is not such a good idea...gets kind of painful very quickly! :lol:

[deanohit]

haha, hows this, it was emailed to me this morning,must be the time of year or something.:laugh:

[Maha]

Uummmm...yes, I have been told that about Sweet Sophie before...shame she's not around anymore.



Yaint missin' much, she was boring, so much so that i would yawn like fuck even if i saw her name :yawn:....seek out Rubber Girl, i heard she loves mid 70's club music and latex....:confused:

[Finn]

Yaint missin' much, she was boring, so much so that i would yawn like fuck even if i saw her name :yawn:....seek out Rubber Girl, i heard she loves mid 70's club music and latex....:confused:

Come on Maha, you wanted her. Badly.

[007XX]

Yaint missin' much, she was boring, so much so that i would yawn like fuck even if i saw her name :yawn:....seek out Rubber Girl, i heard she loves mid 70's club music and latex....:confused:

Eeeerrr...not sure that we would have much in common then! I was barely born in that era...:laugh:

[Maha]

Come on Maha, you wanted her. Badly.


Somehow i knew you would pop up!....yes He/She could keep the attention of a select few i must admitt....

[Maha]

Eeeerrr...not sure that we would have much in common then! I was barely born in that era...:laugh:

What i said was total bullshit, you should know by now, there was weeeeeeeeee clue in there tho.....:whistle:

[007XX]

What i said was total bullshit, you should know by now, there was weeeeeeeeee clue in there tho.....:whistle:

Can't you tell now when you see a proper evading manoeuver anymore? :whistle: :lol:

[Maha]

Can't you tell now when you see a proper evading manoeuver anymore? :whistle: :lol:

No No i cant....im on my 8th cup of coffee....Rubber girl loves Frenchies...ok i stop now.....:shifty:

[007XX]

No No i cant....im on my 8th cup of coffee....Rubber girl loves Frenchies...ok i stop now.....:shifty:

Jeepers...you on coffee! :sweatdrop

Bet Mom is going to loooooove you tonight! :clap::laugh:

[NZsarge]

I guess I may just be more comfortable than some talking about it. If it was ever a real problem to anyone, I'd consider toning it down...I don't mean to upset anyone...I'm just who I am and anyone who's met me can attest I'm just the same in real life.
I ai'nt got no probs:niceone:

[007XX]

I ai'nt got no probs:niceone:

Cheers mate...funnily enough, since that point was raised, I am now watching what I'm posting...and wait for it...

I have 3 posts non related to sex....:eek::eek:

Almost fell off my chair, I did! :rofl:

[Macktheknife]

I have 3 posts non related to sex....:eek::eek:

Almost fell off my chair, I did! :rofl:

Are you unwell? lol.:whistle:

[007XX]

Are you unwell? lol.:whistle:

*cough...ahem...cough*

yeah, I think I might be going down on... :shit:...I mean coming down with something! :whistle: :laugh:

[merv]

Nah give us back the sex you're good at that in your posts.

[Macktheknife]

*cough...ahem...cough*

yeah, I think I might be going down on... :shit:...I mean coming down with something! :whistle: :laugh:

ROFL "you must spread etc"

[007XX]

Nah give us back the sex you're good at that in your posts.

Hmmmm...so what about my other deep and meaningful posts, eh? I'm starting to feel kind of shallow here...*tui anyone?* :rofl:


ROFL "you must spread etc"

:blip: you can spread my way...:shit:oh hang on! bloody heck, it's way too easy...:blink::killingme