How could you resist?

[nadroj]

Singapore airlines is asking passengers with private double bed suites on the new Airbis A380 to refrain from amourous activities.
WTF!
After paying $100K for a private suite wouldn't it be criminal not to join the mile high club?
They are blaming the lack of soundproofing that may annoy (make jealous) other passengers.
Or is it they don't want a gay couple booking & discrimination problems with different laws & cultures around the world?


If any hostie tried to stop me she may become part of the sandwich!

:whistle:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4257931a4560.html

[Mikkel]

We should just ask if they prefer us to use the toilets as per usual...

[Flatcap]

Since they aren't soundproof I think it is fair enough - imagine if you had paid for a first class berth only to be woken in the night by the walruss-like grunting of the fat american retirees in the cabin next door....

[idb]

Singapore airlines is asking passengers with private double bed suites on the new Airbis A380 to refrain from amourous activities.
WTF!
After paying $100K for a private suite wouldn't it be criminal not to join the mile high club?
They are blaming the lack of soundproofing that may annoy (make jealous) other passengers.
Or is it they don't want a gay couple booking & discrimination problems with different laws & cultures around the world?


If any hostie tried to stop me she may become part of the sandwich!

:whistle:

Can you still fart and fluff the sheets?

[imdying]

Mmmm, bit on the nose to dress it up like somewhere you'd want to give the missus a stab, and then say you can't.

[007XX]

We should just ask if they prefer us to use the toilets as per usual...

Are you mad??? Have you ever actually tried to join that bloody club???

Talk about small quarters...before you know it, someone's got whiplash with their feet in the toilet, and the other person a cramp in their lower region for trying to accomodate the awkward angle of the basin! :pinch:

It ain't pretty...or so I heard anyway!

[Mikkel]

Wouldn't know actually... but there's certainly space enough to flog the dolphin!

Some of the toilets are a bit bigger and I can't see that it should be too much of a problem - unless you're a) fat b) very tall c) unflexible or d) all of the above.

[kevfromcoro]

Are you mad??? Have you ever actually tried to join that bloody club???

Talk about small quarters...before you know it, someone's got whiplash with their feet in the toilet, and the other person a cramp in their lower region for trying to accomodate the awkward angle of the basin! :pinch:

It ain't pretty...or so I heard anyway!

Ha Ha v..very good..
ie..so ive heard anyway..
KEV

[car]

Are you mad??? Have you ever actually tried to join that bloody club???

Who could fail to be aroused by the smell of chemical toilet and the feel of half a dozen strangers' piss slowly soaking through their socks?

[007XX]

Ha Ha v..very good..
ie..so ive heard anyway..
KEV

You have, haven't you?!? :blip: You naughty boy you! :spanking:


Who could fail to be aroused by the smell of chemical toilet and the feel of half a dozen strangers' piss slowly soaking through their socks?

Oh yeah baby, you know what turns me on...:sick:

Nah, not likely to do it for me I'm afraid!:no:

[car]

Nah, not likely to do it for me I'm afraid!:no:

Getting into the mood isn't really the difficult bit; getting a sheep onto the plane and into the toilets without anyone noticing is the killer.

[kevfromcoro]

[QUOTE=007XX;1273511]You have, haven't you?!? :blip: You naughty boy you! :

Just dont pull the chain if you are embeded on the dunny
Those things work on vacuam.
not nice

[Mikkel]

the feel of half a dozen strangers' piss slowly soaking through their socks?

True that is an issue. I always make sure I go to the toilet first chance after take off to piss on the floor. That way I can take comfort in thinking that most of it is my own anyway. :cool:
Or even better - keep your boots on all the time and rejoice in knowing that noone could defile the floor of that toilet without having walked in your piss. :devil2:

Still, with regards to the mile high club. If the lust gets you good I doubt that all of these comfort issues will indeed be issues and the toilets will have to suffice. I'm not quite sure how the other passengers and the cabin crew would react if you chose to get it on inside the cabin.

[Dilligaf]

Who could fail to be aroused by the smell of chemical toilet and the feel of half a dozen strangers' piss slowly soaking through their socks?

Stop stop!! You're making me all horny.

Or not

[007XX]

Getting into the mood isn't really the difficult bit; getting a sheep onto the plane and into the toilets without anyone noticing is the killer.

:killingme Righto, I owe bling for that one...:niceone:

[Mikkel]

Just dont pull the chain if you are embeded on the dunny
Those things work on vacuam.
not nice

You must be very old indeed to have been on a plane where the toilet had a pull chain...

[cooneyr]

If your keen to try -wet socks and all- the toilets at the very back i.e. the rear most of the rear toilets (one on each side) on a 747/400 are about twice the size of the rest. They actually have a normal door not a bi folding one. Just found this out when I flew back into the country last Sat.

Cheers R

[ninjac]

Wouldn't know actually... but there's certainly space enough to flog the dolphin!

Maybe for you!
There's no room for me to free willy! :lol: