Biggest bitch on KB?

[The Pastor]

Time for another poll.

Nominate who you want to be crownd biggest bitch on kb and then i'll make a new thread with a poll and the voting will begin.

[Str8 Jacket]

ME!!! ME!! ME!!! Pick ME!

[Trudes]

Vote Mrs Kendog

[Cajun]

motogirl - i being call her a bitch since the day we meet.

[Mom]

Sorry ladies, but that would have to be ME! :Pokey:

[Str8 Jacket]

Vote Mrs Kendog

Its all about me BIARCH!

[The Pastor]

sweet the mods are cool with this. I thought i'd be infracetd for sure lol

[Trudes]

I know, I know, but you need to prove it tart!:whistle:
You know, I really can't be mean to people I like.....:hug:

[Str8 Jacket]

sweet the mods are cool with this. I thought i'd be infracetd for sure lol

Still doesnt mean it wont be PDed..... Bitch....

[Cajun]

sweet the mods are cool with this. I thought i'd be infracetd for sure lol

as long as its in good jest, and does not turn in to abuse of members.

[Crisis management]

as long as its in good jest, and does not turn in to abuse of members.

Man, I love the optimism of our mods.......

[Luckylegs]

Vote Mrs Kendog

She might have a point here folks

:rofl:

(...Fook I hope she realises I'm joking !!!!! :sweatdrop)

[Str8 Jacket]

(...Fook I hope she realises I'm joking !!!!! :sweatdrop)

I dont think it would matter.... I heard that she's a bitch....

[MotoGirl]

:corn: I'm waiting for the fireworks!

[The Pastor]

ok i'll give it till this time tomorrow for nominations to end.

[The Pastor]

Still doesnt mean it wont be PDed..... Bitch....
who you calling bitch bitch?

[Trudes]

LOL.
Just remember kids, there's a big difference between being a bitch and being a c*%t. Just putting it out there.

[Str8 Jacket]

LOL.
Just remember kids, there's a big difference between being a bitch and being a c*%t. Just putting it out there.

Put it away bitch! That could be taken in so many ways! :p

[98tls]

as long as its in good jest, and does not turn in to abuse of members. :Oops:Best i withdraw my nomination then,i would hate for anyone to think i was joking.

[Curious_AJ]

I'd say I'm the biggest bitch... but lots of people think they're a bigger one than me.. so I'll leave them to it.. though I don't nominate anyone, coz I don't call anyone that in any case :D

[Ixion]

Biggest ? you mean, like fattest ?

[nodrog]

motogirl - i being call her a bitch since the day we meet.

i nominate Cajun, because we all know hes the biatch :Pokey:

[Matt Bleck]

Still doesnt mean it wont be PDed..... Bitch....
Yes I vote renegade master too....

[The Pastor]

Biggest ? you mean, like fattest ?
your a sharp one young fella.

[klingon]

I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch!
The bitch is back!
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
I can bitch, I can bitch
coz I'm better than you!
Its the way that I move,
The things that I do!

:banana:

[007XX]

I'm a bitch, I'm a mother...
I'm a saint, I'm a sinner...

:sunny::sunny::sunny:

[Big Dan]

I know, I know, but you need to prove it tart!:whistle:
You know, I really can't be mean to people I like.....:hug:

you will always have a :hugs: waiting for you from me

[Curious_AJ]

I'm a bitch, I'm a mother...
I'm a saint, I'm a sinner...

:sunny::sunny::sunny:

the correct term is :

"I'm a bitch, I'm a mother
I'm a child, I'm a lover
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed! "

[skelstar]

I have a feeling the biggest bitch of all isn't going to nominate herself. I think :doh: 98TLS got it in one.

[nallac]

Yes I vote renegade master too....

yeah i second that

[007XX]

the correct term is :

"I'm a bitch, I'm a mother
I'm a child, I'm a lover
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed! "

Really?...<_<

[The Pastor]

uh i can't be the bitch because im a man.

[98tls]

uh i can't be the bitch because im a man. Thats not what the Hoff called ya.

[007XX]

uh i can't be the bitch because im a man.

Oh you can be the bitch :yes:, but it might be a tad painful to start with...oh and you'd need to be in prison too, I think! :whistle: :dodge:

[koba]

Hmm, stay out of jump in.... decisions with consequences either way....

[Scouse]

the correct term is :

"I'm a bitch, I'm a mother
I'm a child, I'm a lover
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed! "Pedantic bitch.........?

[Mikkel]

Girls, just to get one thing straight... This is one of those competition where if you win you actually loose.

Of course - you can not nominate yourselves. Nominate eachother instead, and give a good reason why YOUR candidate should take the "prize".

[pritch]

uh i can't be the bitch because im a man.

ummmm OK. Although if you were really secure with your sexuality you probably wouldn't have felt the need to say that. :sherlock:

This poll of yours reminds me of those old maps of the world. The ones with the warning near the edge, "There be dragons."

[Curious_AJ]

Really?...<_<
yah, rly... :p the song is my theme... lol...

Pedantic bitch.........?

and yes, yes I am ^_^

[Curious_AJ]

Girls, just to get one thing straight... This is one of those competition where if you win you actually loose.

Of course - you can not nominate yourselves. Nominate eachother instead, and give a good reason why YOUR candidate should take the "prize".

yes, but people might get viscious... lol... "there be dragons" *runs*

[_Gina_]

Well, no one in their right mind would fuck with the GG...

Does that make me a bitch? Try calling me one and you'll soon find clarity.

:girlfight:

[Curious_AJ]

ooh.. ooh... that's tempting girlygirl... lol...

[Mikkel]

Well, no one in their right mind would fuck the GG...

In that case I hope you've met a few crazy men along the way ;)

[bandit_girl]

:jerry: I'd like an update, so who's got the most votes??

[Hitcher]

Is the descriptor "bitch" intended to be gender specific for the purposes of this exercise?

[stify]

In that case I hope you've met a few crazy men along the way ;)

I'm not crazy.....just a little challanged, but I am GG's bitch :girlfight:

[007XX]

Well, no one in their right mind would fuck with the GG...

Does that make me a bitch? Try calling me one and you'll soon find clarity.

:girlfight:

:not: :not: :not:

All hail the GG....:rofl:

[007XX]

Is the descriptor "bitch" intended to be gender specific for the purposes of this exercise?

Excellent question, which I attempted to raise earlier, but alas got ignored ...

[Hitcher]

They say that all is fair in love and war
And child believe it
When mama stayed in Saint Tropez
She had a fall or two
And I'm telling it to you straight
So you don't have to hear it in another way...

[nodrog]

Well, no one in their right mind would fuck with the GG...

Does that make me a bitch? Try calling me one and you'll soon find clarity.

:girlfight:

yo whats up bitch?


I'm not crazy.....just a little challanged, but I am GG's bitch :girlfight:

you getting any better at cooking those eggs bro?

[Maha]

Excellent question, which I attempted to raise earlier, but alas got ignored ...

Sorry what was that you were saying?... i wasn't listening!....:sleep:

[007XX]

Sorry what was that you were saying?... i wasn't listening!....:sleep:

Why don't you try turning that damn hearing aid on???? :D :dodge:

[Lissa]

Fark I can only vote for one? So many to choose from. :mellow:

[stify]

you getting any better at cooking those eggs bro?


na, still learnin how to toast me toast and not me eggs

[Maha]

na, still learnin how to toast me toast and not me eggs

Speaking of which, i better think about getting tea organised, cos ya' know im the Whipped Bitch around here...:devil2:

[_Gina_]

na, still learnin how to toast me toast and not me eggs
Did you ask for permission to speak?
:nono:

[_Gina_]

In that case I hope you've met a few crazy men along the way ;)
Nice, yeah, not without permission would anyone get away with fucking the GG.
:devil2:

[yungatart]

I know, I know, but you need to prove it tart!:whistle:
You know, I really can't be mean to people I like.....:hug:

Why you picking on me???
I have nothing to do with this at all...
Actually, I am not a bitch, I'm the bitch, and its Miss Bitch to you lot

[Qkchk]

Qkkid is known to be a good kitchen Bitch, does this count?

[007XX]

Why you picking on me???
I have nothing to do with this at all...
Actually, I am not a bitch, I'm the bitch, and its Miss Bitch to you lot

yeah, but see, if one of us claims to be MRS bitch...then technically, you're trumped by Queen Mother! :laugh:

[stify]

Did you ask for permission to speak?
:nono:

sorry dear, no I didn't.....again

[Mrs Busa Pete]

yeah, but see, if one of us claims to be MRS bitch...then technically, you're trumped by Queen Mother! :laugh:


Now that will have to be me because i'm mrs bitch

[Mom]

Why you picking on me???
I have nothing to do with this at all...
Actually, I am not a bitch, I'm the bitch, and its Miss Bitch to you lot


I am sorry oh TARTY one, you are a mere blip on the bitch radar! You are no way the bitch.......I am the THE BITCH!!

You may call me Mistress BITCH if you dont mind. :spanking:

As far as the other contenders go, Pffffffttttttttt!

[Virago]

Why you picking on me???
I have nothing to do with this at all...
Actually, I am not a bitch, I'm the bitch, and its Miss Bitch to you lot

hXc is a son of...

...Oh, never mind...

[HDTboy]

Still doesnt mean it wont be PDed..... Bitch....


Yes I vote renegade master too....


yeah i second that

Me three

[Drew]

Flame is the sexiest bitch!!!

Curious AJ is the whingingest bitch.

Keystone is the selfpraisingest bitch.

BMW is the you-dont-wanna-mess-with-me bitch.

Lissa is the wairaraparules bitch.

Riff Raff is camp mother come save us bitch.

Str8jacket is the has-trouble-focussing- bitch.

Mrs Kendog's just a nice bitch.


But the biggest bitch...without a shadow of a boubt..there can only be one, how could it be anyone but...

COWPOOS!!!

[The Pastor]

Me three
IM GOING TO WIN MY OWN POPULARITY CONTEST HAHAHA

[Storm]

Geez you bitches talk a lot

[Mom]

IM GOING TO WIN MY OWN POPULARITY CONTEST HAHAHA


Not a chance little one, that title is all mine!!!!!!!!!


Geez you bitches talk a lot

and your point is????????? :Pokey:

[The Pastor]

Now that will have to be me because i'm mrs bitch

YOU MADE SOME MISTAKES LET ME SHOW YOU.


Now that will have to be me because i'm THE mrs' bitch

[Harry33]

When does the weighing begin. This is like a biggest loser thing right?

[The Pastor]

i forgot to add, the winner gets to win...












:banana: :banana::headbang::Punk: 10 min of renegade time:headbang::woohoo::banana::banana:

[Dilligaf]

i forgot to add, the winner gets to win...












:banana: :banana::headbang::Punk: 10 min of renegade time:headbang::woohoo::banana::banana:

Well thank goodness my name is not up there then :lol:

[Trudes]

i forgot to add, the winner gets to win...












:banana: :banana::headbang::Punk: 10 min of renegade time:headbang::woohoo::banana::banana:

Argh geeze, I withdraw my self-nomination.:mellow:

[Colapop]

COWPOOS!!!

Yup Cowpoos is the biggest bitch...

[Mom]

YOU MADE SOME MISTAKES LET ME SHOW YOU.

Pathetic response mate, show us what? I sort of considered nominating you but..nah

Argh geeze, I withdraw my self-nomination.:mellow:


Pussy! :bleh:

[Mom]

i forgot to add, the winner gets to win10 min of renegade time:headbang::woohoo::banana::banana:


I am going to win mate, and as far as 10 mins of Renegade time goes......


:rofl: :rofl: :killingme :killingme :puke:

sorry I just laughed so much i was sick a little bit.........only in your wildest fantasies sweetie

[BuFfY]

I think everyone is too scared to nominate someone seriously!
AJ you aren't any where near a bitch!!
And you other ladies... I don't know you personally so will have to take your word for it!!:Pokey:

[The Pastor]

I am going to win mate, and as far as 10 mins of Renegade time goes......


:rofl: :rofl: :killingme :killingme :puke:

sorry I just laughed so much i was sick a little bit.........only in your wildest fantasies sweetie
you cut me deep!

[Mom]

you cut me deep!

Sorry.................:whocares:

[The Pastor]

woah i have 22 nominations, is there a limit to a poll size?

[Hitcher]

woah i have 22 nominations, is there a limit to a poll size?
Run two polls.

For the first poll, post all 22 nominations, set the expiry date for 1 day, make it multi-choice and ask people to pick no more than their top 5.

In the second poll, include the top 5 candidates from the first poll, set the expiry date for 5 days maximum, and make it a one-choice-only poll. And voila, you should have a winner.

[The Pastor]

Run two polls.

For the first poll, post all 22 nominations, set the expiry date for 1 day, make it multi-choice and ask people to pick no more than their top 5.

In the second poll, include the top 5 candidates from the first poll, set the expiry date for 5 days maximum, and make it a one-choice-only poll. And voila, you should have a winner.
You are as wise as you are ugly.

Thanks dudette.

[Trudes]

Pussy! :bleh:

Alright you bitch, I reinstate myself in the running as I heard that the first prize has been changed from 10 mins of RM time to 2 days with all the bitch wannabes as the winner's slaves.
Yeah, I heard you bake a mean cake Mom, but you'll be cooking me some eggs, like a good bitch.

[Mom]

Run two polls.

For the first poll, post all 22 nominations, set the expiry date for 1 day, make it multi-choice and ask people to pick no more than their top 5.

In the second poll, include the top 5 candidates from the first poll, set the expiry date for 5 days maximum, and make it a one-choice-only poll. And voila, you should have a winner.

Any advice on how to set up the voting?.........multi votes, single votes, FFP or MMP?........waste of time really.......this one is mine!

[Hitcher]

Any advice on how to set up the voting?

Bribery has been proven effective in many forms of election. PM me and I'll send you the number of my Cayman Islands account...

[The Pastor]

Alright you bitch, I reinstate myself in the running as I heard that the first prize has been changed from 10 mins of RM time to 2 days with all the bitch wannabes as the winner's slaves.
Yeah, I heard you bake a mean cake Mom, but you'll be cooking me some eggs, like a good bitch.
oh hell yes!

[Mom]

Alright you bitch, you are a good bitch.

What can I say, I am not just good, I am THE BIGGEST BITCH!!!


I heard that the first prize has been changed from 10 mins of RM time to 2 days with all the bitch wannabes as the winner's slaves.


I could cope with that, I have a huge amount of "chores" that need doing :shifty:

[chanceyy]

hehehehe well apparently I am the Queen biarch but i much prefer bytch ..

and to those who know me .. know me .. those who think they know me have absolutely no farken idea .. but they will learn :devil2:

everyone knows bytch's get more than nice girls so i wanna be one .. ok :yawn:

[Nasty]

Sorry guys and gals .. but I am not the bitching wannabe like most of this lot .. but the bitch from hell ... so outta my way!:Pokey:

[Kendog]

Its all about me BIARCH!

Mrs KD will take you no worries and not care at all, she is that much of a bitch.
If you want to know how much of a bitch, try living with her :argh:

[Mom]

hehehehe well apparently I am the Queen biarch but i much prefer bytch ..

and to those who know me .. know me .. those who think they know me have absolutely no farken idea .. but they will learn :devil2:

everyone knows bytch's get more than nice girls so i wanna be one .. ok :yawn:

WHEN I win, you can be my side kick bitch if you like, Hitcher did mention bribery, I am running with it.

[Mom]

Sorry guys and gals .. but I am not the bitching wannabe like most of this lot .. but the bitch from hell ... so outta my way!:Pokey:

Wondered when you would show up.........:msn-wink:

[Nasty]

Wondered when you would show up.........:msn-wink:

I didn't think I needed to .. all know about me without me needing to show my presence ... just my lurking you know I am there :)

[Drew]

I forgot to add, I'm Flames bitch.

[chanceyy]

Sorry guys and gals .. but I am not the bitching wannabe like most of this lot .. but the bitch from hell ... so outta my way!:Pokey:

:lol: in ya dreams maybe Nasty ...



WHEN I win, you can be my side kick bitch if you like, Hitcher did mention bribery, I am running with it.

:bash::nono: you can be my sidekick, junior bytch in training

[Nasty]

:lol: in ya dreams maybe Nasty ...


The thing is no dreams babe ... when they say do you introduce using your KB name the answer is really no ... I was the Nasty bitch for much longer than this site has been around ... and will maintain my status in its continuance :apint:

[Trudes]

I could cope with that, I have a huge amount of "chores" that need doing :shifty:

I am a massive bitch, but there's no way I'm doing your "chores" luv, I have my own husband.:done:

[Mom]

:lol: in ya dreams maybe Nasty ...
:bash::nono: you can be my sidekick, junior bytch in training


Hmmmmmmm seems someone thinks they can compete here! :yawn: :whocares:

And who you calling junior? No bitch worth her title would want to call me junior!.........Cos I am old and crabby and very, very bitchy!!!

You older than me love??? :mellow:

[Lissa]

Yeah, I heard you bake a mean cake Mom, but you'll be cooking me some eggs, like a good bitch.A REAL bitch would have made her 'Kitchen BITCH' bake the cake, or at least brought one and told everyone she made it.....

[Kendog]

I am a massive bitch, but there's no way I'm doing your "chores" luv, I have my own husband.:done:

See what I mean, what a total :mega: bitch!!!!

[Nasty]

Hmmmmmmm seems someone thinks they can compete here! :yawn: :whocares:

And who you calling junior? No bitch worth her title would want to call me junior!.........Cos I am old and crabby and very, very bitchy!!!

You older than me love??? :mellow:

Hunny ... I didn't think anyone was older than you ... :pinch:

[Mom]

I am a massive bitch, but there's no way I'm doing your "chores" luv, I have my own husband.:done:


HA he is not a bitch contender yet, so he cant do chores for me...mind you if he can cook eggs I might accept him in your place!

[chanceyy]

The thing is no dreams babe ... when they say do you introduce using your KB name the answer is really no ... I was the Nasty bitch for much longer than this site has been around ... and will maintain my status in its continuance :apint:

well obviously your dreaming :lol: you dunno the meaning of nasty ... :girlfight:


Hmmmmmmm seems someone thinks they can compete here! :yawn: :whocares:

And who you calling junior? No bitch worth her title would want to call me junior!.........Cos I am old and crabby and very, very bitchy!!!

You older than me love??? :mellow:

compete hell no I am in a league all my own ... and yes i am blardy old but being bytchy makes me look younger than i actually am .. :girlfight:

[Trudes]

HA he is not a bitch contender yet, so he cant do chores for me...mind you if he can cook eggs I might accept him in your place!

Ahhh, now a real bitch would have got what I meant! :whistle:

[Mom]

A REAL bitch would have brought one and told everyone she made it.....

Well I iced it!




Hunny ... I didn't think anyone was older than you ... :pinch:

Quite possibly not! But at least I have a young, openminded, attitude to life and know how to have a bit of fun...........unlike some younger uptight females around :yes:

[Nasty]

compete hell no I am in a league all my own ... and yes i am blardy old but being bytchy makes me look younger than i actually am .. :girlfight:


Wishful thinking doesn't make it so love .. just rememer that :cool:

[Nasty]

Well I iced it!

And it was sooo pretty





Quite possibly not! But at least I have a young, openminded, attitude to life and know how to have a bit of fun...........unlike some younger uptight females around :yes:

Agreed .. attitude does help keep one on track .... no matter how open minded it is.

[Lissa]

Wishful thinking doesn't make it so love .. just rememer that :cool:At least a real bitch at least drinks and makes a full of herself alot. :yes: esp at KB parties


Quite possibly not! But at least I have a young, openminded, attitude to life and know how to have a bit of fun...........unlike some younger uptight females around Wishful thinking... esp the young bit.

Oh wait are you guys being NICE now? :bash:

[chanceyy]

Wishful thinking doesn't make it so love .. just rememer that :cool:

No wishful thinking here honey .. fact is fact :laugh:

[Mom]

Agreed .. attitude does help keep one on track .... no matter how open minded it is.

Well meeeeeeoooooowwwwwwwwww :girlfight:

[Nasty]

At least a real bitch at least drinks and makes a full of herself alot. :yes: esp at KB parties

Hunny if I needed to drink to make me a bitch .. I certainly outrank you.

[Nasty]

No wishful thinking here honey .. fact is fact :laugh:

Ouch .. when I first saw this I thought you said face is face .. I would have agreed.

[chanceyy]

Ouch .. when I first saw this I thought you said face is face .. I would have agreed.

:bleh: well sorry hunny that confirms it you lost it ....

and you can not be that bigga bytch your still with ya lover .. I am single for a reason :killingme

[Nasty]

:bleh: well sorry hunny that confirms it you lost it ....

and you can not be that bigga bytch your still with ya lover .. I am single for a reason :killingme

Just means i am ready for bed ... but ask my lover how bigger bitch I am ... remember I was the Nasty bitch when he met me .. i sure haven't changed much since.

[chanceyy]

Just means i am ready for bed ... but ask my lover how bigger bitch I am ... remember I was the Nasty bitch when he met me .. i sure haven't changed much since.

yeah but grub dunna look like you chewed him up & spit him out .. so you just a big softee under it all :eek:

[Trudes]

Well I think all you old bitches should tottle off to bed and let us young bitches have a say, typical old folks, blah blah blah, have your Horlicks and don't forget to change the water for your false teeth.

[chanceyy]

Well I think all you old bitches should tottle off to bed and let us young bitches have a say, typical old folks, blah blah blah, have your Horlicks and don't forget to change the water for your false teeth.

hey Trudie :finger::motu::nya: now ya young thing you .. go play at being bytchy with nigel .. ya got a long way to go yet :love:

[Lissa]

Well I think all you old bitches should tottle off to bed and let us young bitches have a say, typical old folks, blah blah blah, have your Horlicks and don't forget to change the water for your false teeth.Moms gone... its past her bed time. Maybe chancy had a nannynap today. :zzzz:

[Mom]

:bleh: can not be that bigga bytch

I dont know about that, I saw someone ask the define "big" earlier on <_<




Well I think all you old bitches should tottle off to bed and let us young bitches have a say, typical old folks, blah blah blah, have your Horlicks and don't forget to change the water for your false teeth.


Mate a quick fag and I am back!.......If being able to stay up and converse all night is a bitch benchmark, then I am sorry.........I WIN!!!!

Cept I am not going to stay up all night tonight, I have nothing to prove there, did that Saturday night just gone.....:headbang:

[chanceyy]

Moms gone... its past her bed time. Maybe chancy had a nannynap today. :zzzz:

:buggerd: :nono: lissa a real bytch has stamina worked 8 hours & did several hours hairdressing .. now on my bytchy duties to unwind ..No time to sleep when ya have all that bytching to do :lol:

:Pokey::spanking:

[Mom]

Moms gone... its past her bed time. Maybe chancy had a nannynap today. :zzzz:

AAAAAHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The bitch is back!

[Trudes]

hey Trudie :finger::motu::nya: now ya young thing you .. go play at being bytchy with nigel .. ya got a long way to go yet :love:
Yep he's doing the dishes that he used to cook my dinner, so he's not really much fun to bitch at atm. So I think I'll sit here and try to catch up with the years and years the rest of you mildly bitchy bitches have on me, eh Mel.

Moms gone... its past her bed time. Maybe chancy had a nannynap today. :zzzz:

PML, oh now, you're just a funny bitch.

[chanceyy]

I dont know about that, I saw someone ask the define "big" earlier on <_<


ahh :yes: thats me all right .. :Punk:

[Trudes]

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[Qkkid]

:doh:Im sorry i must refrain from voting in this thread:laugh::laugh::laugh:
:bleh:might get a spankin:eek:

[Lissa]

Yep he's doing the dishes that he used to cook my dinner, so he's not really much fun to bitch at atm. Yea but does nigel tell you what he puts in your dinner? Seems he might getting tired of the bitch. :whistle:



AAAAAHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The bitch is back! Damn! - LYING BITCH!


lissa a real bytch has stamina worked 8 hours & did several hours hairdressing .. now on my bytchy duties to unwind ..No time to sleep when ya have all that bytching to do A real Bitch never sleeps!

[Mekk]

You lot are pathetic at advertising yourselves. It should be like any elections, I wanna know WHY you deserve to be nominated. What have you done? Or rather what do you do?

Ensue!

[Lissa]

:bleh:might get a spankin:eek:Ha.. you wish!

[skelstar]

Anyone noticed that this is the KB Arse thread with a different word?

Oh, Lissa is a real bitch (to get home when she is drunk) ....

:love: u!

[Lissa]

Anyone noticed that this is the KB Arse thread with a different word?

Oh, Lissa is a real bitch (to get home when she is drunk) ....

:love: u!Are you nominating me??? :first:

Oui! I havent seen one arse on this thread... well maybe a few 'arses' have posted.

Now go clean something!

[Qkkid]

:love: u!

:msn-wink: What a greaser :niceone:

[Hitcher]

Anyone noticed that this is the KB Arse thread with a different word?

And no photos of bottoms.

[Lissa]

And no photos of bottoms.

That could be arranged. :spanking:

[yungatart]

Phfffft.
Bunch of wannabes.
I am MISS BITCH!
I have held this title since before most of you were born!
I do not back down, as some on here can attest to, and I am ready to defend my title.

The rest of you can get basck to your baking, your chores and your pathetic little lives (yep, that means you, Mom!) secure in the knowledge that the title of head bitch is mine!

Virago, you leave hXc outta this! It is not his fault I'm his mother, he didn't get to choose.

Now, excuse me, I have to go and make someone cry!

[LilSel]

Phfffft.
Bunch of wannabes.
I am MISS BITCH!
I have held this title since before most of you were born!
I do not back down, as some on here can attest to, and I am ready to defend my title.

The rest of you can get basck to your baking, your chores and your pathetic little lives (yep, that means you, Mom!) secure in the knowledge that the title of head bitch is mine!

Virago, you leave hXc outta this! It is not his fault I'm his mother, he didn't get to choose.

Now, excuse me, I have to go and make someone cry!

:killingme:... I think you win!! :2thumbsup;)

[Freakshow]

I so don't get this thread!

[007XX]

I am sooooooo keeping my nose out of this one...
:msn-wink: :innocent:

Its just too much fun reading how you ladies are sorting this one out...:niceone: :rofl:

[Luckylegs]

This thread has really taken off, but with all this :girlfight: Im really starting to wonder just how nuch excitment Renegade Master might be getting.......

:tugger: :tugger: :tugger:


...Is this really what you want :no:

[Mom]

I am going to win mate, and as far as 10 mins of Renegade time goes......


:rofl: :rofl: :killingme :killingme :puke:

sorry I just laughed so much i was sick a little bit.........only in your wildest fantasies sweetie


Phfffft.
Bunch of wannabes.
I am MISS BITCH!
I have held this title since before most of you were born!
I do not back down, as some on here can attest to, and I am ready to defend my title.

The rest of you can get basck to your baking, your chores and your pathetic little lives (yep, that means you, Mom!) secure in the knowledge that the title of head bitch is mine!

Virago, you leave hXc outta this! It is not his fault I'm his mother, he didn't get to choose.

Now, excuse me, I have to go and make someone cry!

Pathetic! Thats rich coming from someone that cant take corners on her bike properly and whinges about how much duvet she has not got :girlfight:


This thread has really taken off, but with all this :girlfight: Im really starting to wonder just how nuch excitment Renegade Master might be getting.......



...Is this really what you want

Dont stress LL I have that avenue covered.

Hey and YT I dont just make people cry, I send them into therapy!

[007XX]

Hey and YT I dont just make people cry, I send them into therapy!

My vote goes to Mom...sorry chickies, but I've seen that woman in action, and crikey! I wouldn't want to cross her! :pinch::no:

[nodrog]

My vote goes to Mom...sorry chickies, but I've seen that woman in action, and crikey! I wouldn't want to cross her! :pinch::no:

i second that, get her wound up and shes like a angry jack russell, on "P" :eek:

[007XX]

i second that, get her wound up and shes like a angry jack russell, on "P" :eek:

:killingme :niceone:

A very appropriate comparison...although I'd run and hide if I were you, she might not think it as funny as we do...:laugh:

[nodrog]

:killingme :niceone:

A very appropriate comparison...although I'd run and hide if I were you, she might not think it as funny as we do...:laugh:

Mommy would never hurt me, we have an understanding :2thumbsup

[007XX]

Mommy would never hurt me, we have an understanding :2thumbsup

Hey shutup Biarch...she's my Mommy!:girlfight:

[nodrog]

Hey shutup Biarch...she's my Mommy!:girlfight:

sis is that you?

[007XX]

sis is that you?

:shit: OMG!!! Lil' bro...is that you? I thought we'd lost you when Mom (inadvertently) dropped you in the cold freezing water of the Big Muddy, after sneezing and getting too close to the edge...

C'mon, give us a hug! :hug:

*sigh* don't you just love them Jerry Springer happy families stories?

[Str8 Jacket]

Moaning bloody bitches. Why dont you all just get a bloody life! Losers!

[007XX]

Moaning bloody bitches. Why dont you all just get a bloody life! Losers!

Hhhmmmm...I like it when you talk dirty! :love: :dodge: :laugh:

[nodrog]

:shit: OMG!!! Lil' bro...is that you? I thought we'd lost you when Mom (inadvertently) dropped you in the cold freezing water of the Big Muddy, after sneezing and getting too close to the edge...

C'mon, give us a hug! :hug:

*sigh* don't you just love them Jerry Springer happy families stories?

i thought i was lost too, ended up on a deserted island for years with tom hanks and his mate wilson, after those bastards abandoned me i walked to the otherside and found a resort where they fed and cleaned me up, and flew me first class back home.

i can just see the jerry springer show titled "i found out i have been looking at porngraphic pictures me sister posts on the internet" :jerry::jerry:

[Lissa]

Moaning bloody bitches. Why dont you all just get a bloody life! Losers!
Why don't you use all that energy and learn to stay on a bike Hels! :shifty:

[007XX]

i thought i was lost too, ended up on a deserted island for years with tom hanks and his mate wilson, after those bastards abandoned me i walked to the otherside and found a resort where they fed and cleaned me up, and flew me first class back home.

i can just see the jerry springer show titled "i found out i have been looking at porngraphic pictures me sister posts on the internet" :jerry::jerry:

:rofl: :Oops: (bling sent...:niceone:)

You gone tell em you're traumatised now, aren't you? :rolleyes: :laugh:

So to recap, you got a bitch for a mother, a crazy porn addict for a sister...yeah, I can see your point! :lol:

[nodrog]

So to recap, you got a bitch for a mother, a crazy porn addict for a sister...yeah, I can see your point! :lol:

lol, yes i am scared for life, but at least its not this bad ...............

[007XX]

lol, yes i am scared for life, but at least its not this bad ...............

:rofl:

At this rate young man, me thinks I'm going to owe you a crate of beer! :niceone:

[nodrog]

:rofl:

At this rate young man, me thinks I'm going to owe you a crate of beer! :niceone:

can i trade it for Bourbon? :apint: beer brings back all my repressed memories of tom hanks making me drink his stoopid coconut homebrew! :pinch:


oh and back on topic, Mom's a bitch :love:

[Str8 Jacket]

Why don't you use all that energy and learn to stay on a bike Hels! :shifty:

When I do eventually learn to stay on a bike you better watch out cause i'll be running your arse over. Bitch!

[Str8 Jacket]

I am trying to make everyone feel guilty for calling me a bitch, then I get the quote removed but still get away with red repping people.....

No offence but even before last Friday you were still the same person, before anyone knew about your mum. While I feel sympathy for you this thread is not all about you.

I am the biggest Bitch!

[skelstar]

No offence but even before last Friday you were still the same person, before anyone knew about your mum. While I feel sympathy for you this thread is not all about you.
+1
Sorry to hear about your Mum Beemer. Hope your red-repping makes you feel better about it.

[Str8 Jacket]

Well, thanks for that, I wish I hadn't bothered to even post now.

And I think we have a winner...:whocares:

Wow YEEHAAA!!!! Yes, I am the biggest Bitch! As for your red rep, the fairy has shit on me already...... Wish I actually had family to care about but then again I am a Bitch! :clap:

[mstriumph]

can i trade it for Bourbon? :apint: beer brings back all my repressed memories of tom hanks making me drink his stoopid coconut homebrew! :pinch:


................

:clap: only sorry there's a limit to how much bling i can hand out ....

[_Gina_]

Fuck all your arses, I am the muse for the person who thought up the meaning of the slang use of a word that was previously understood to describe a female dog.
:blink:

[nodrog]

Fuck all your arses...........

so you would be the Kinky Bitch then G?

[Maha]

:rofl:

At this rate young man, me thinks I'm going to owe you a crate of beer! :niceone:

Dont give that titless wonder beer....he/she turns into a raving Lesbian wannabe....:baby:

[Hitcher]

Point of clarification: There is a significant difference between personal abuse and bitchiness.

(I was going to add a suitably bitchy comment to conclude, but it is Friday after all)

[nodrog]

Dont give that titless wonder beer....he/she turns into a raving Lesbian wannabe....:baby:

you sir if i rememeber correctly are the great lesbian adventurer, i recall you have your grubby hands in, oops, i mean on a couple at some stage :hug: :bleh:

p.s. is that a rat i hear? :crazy:

[007XX]

Dont give that titless wonder beer....he/she turns into a raving Lesbian wannabe....

I like him/her even more then...:clap: :rofl:Ambiguity being one of my favourite pastimes! :whistle:


Point of clarification: There is a significant difference between personal abuse and bitchiness.

(I was going to add a suitably bitchy comment to conclude, but it is Friday after all)

You're my favourite man bitch Mr Hitcher...:D :laugh:


you sir if i rememeber correctly are the great lesbian adventurer, i recall you have your grubby hands in, oops, i mean on a couple at some stage :hug: :bleh:

p.s. is that a rat i hear? :crazy:

Meeeeeeooooowww :girlfight:

Hey ladies, the men are being bitchier than us girls...surely we can't have that, right!?! Show 'em how it's done, will ya????? :devil2:

[yungatart]

Its just too much fun reading how you ladies are sorting this one out...:niceone: :rofl:

Just who are you calling a lady??
Must be Mom, couldn't be me, I ain't ever been called that before


Pathetic! Thats rich coming from someone that cant take corners on her bike properly and whinges about how much duvet she has not got :girlfight:


Hey and YT I dont just make people cry, I send them into therapy!

Is that the best you can come up with?

I sent a teacher to a psych unit when I was still in primary school...poor cow never got out alive...and guess what? I've only improved my technique!
Still wanna play?:girlfight:

Re the duvet...did you notice how quickly he backed down when I gave him the look....couldn't do enough for me, cos he knows I'm a bitch!

[007XX]

Just who are you calling a lady??
Must be Mom, couldn't be me, I ain't ever been called that before


Oh yes, you'd be right...I wasn't actually thinking of you at the time...:girlfight:

Never met you, and can't tell from here...:rolleyes:

*damned be the awesome power of The Bitchiness...me thinks it might be contagious :eek: *

[Lissa]

When I do eventually learn to stay on a bike you better watch out cause i'll be running your arse over. Bitch!
Yea well by the time you learn to stay on the bike you'll be so old, crusty and slow I will be able to walk safely out of harms way. :shifty:


*damned be the awesome power of The Bitchiness...me thinks it might be contagious Aww come on, you know you have it in you! :msn-wink:

[stify]

so you would be the Kinky Bitch then G?

ahh.....that be why I have to dress up all the time then :spanking:

[Mom]

Is that the best you can come up with?

I sent a teacher to a psych unit when I was still in primary school...poor cow never got out alive...and guess what? I've only improved my technique!
Still wanna play?:girlfight:

Re the duvet...did you notice how quickly he backed down when I gave him the look....couldn't do enough for me, cos he knows I'm a bitch!

But you whiiinnnneeeddddd so much, a true bitch would have just given him the slap and he would have agreed to sleep naked on the tiles so you never went without your blankey! :baby: You sent one teacher....unbelieveable In my youth it was nothing to send teachers stammering and drooling to their demise.

Your look is like lovers eyes compared to mine!:bash:



Oh yes, you'd be right...I wasn't actually thinking of you at the time...:girlfight:

Never met you, and can't tell from here...:rolleyes:

*damned be the awesome power of The Bitchiness...me thinks it might be contagious :eek: *

No you just know a BITCH when you meet one sweetie pie.......thanks for the vote BTW


Yea well by the time you learn to stay on the bike you'll be so old, crusty and slow I will be able to walk safely out of harms way. :shifty:

Aww come on, you know you have it in you! :msn-wink:

Feeble effort Lissa :zzzz:

[yungatart]

Hey you! yes, you! Mom (can't even spell it right!!)

I sent lots of teachers to the psych unit, one of them is still there, 1 came out in a box, and the rest were never the same after teaching me!

In fact, I am still sending teachers to the funny farm, students as well!

Only a silly bitch would bitch slap her husband, a cunning one has other ways of making him behave....
Believe me, sweetums, if I gave you "the look" you would wither and whimper and prolly wet your pants with fear to boot!
Amateur, get back to your kitchen!

[Maha]

you sir if i rememeber correctly are the great lesbian adventurer, i recall you have your grubby hands in, oops, i mean on a couple at some stage :hug: :bleh:

p.s. is that a rat i hear? :crazy:

Yeah you're nobody's bitch aye?......:clap:

[Lissa]

Yeah you're nobody's bitch aye?......:clap:

Hmm looks like hes enjoying that a bit TOO much...

[007XX]

Aww come on, you know you have it in you! :msn-wink:

nah mate...I'm afraid I am nowhere in comparison to you Awesome Bitches! :not:


But you whiiinnnneeeddddd so much, a true bitch would have just given him the slap and he would have agreed to sleep naked on the tiles so you never went without your blankey! :baby: You sent one teacher....unbelieveable In my youth it was nothing to send teachers stammering and drooling to their demise.

Your look is like lovers eyes compared to mine!:bash:



No you just know a BITCH when you meet one sweetie pie.......thanks for the vote BTW



Feeble effort Lissa :zzzz:

I got kicked out of Sunday school once upon a time, and the priest thought I was the antechrist...Does that count??? :lol:


Yeah you're nobody's bitch aye?......:clap:

Bwahahahaha....Go the DMNTD one!!! Woohoo, slap that bitch! yeeeehaaaaa...

[scracha]

Yeah you're nobody's bitch aye?......:clap:
That was just the warmup.

[nodrog]

Yeah you're nobody's bitch aye?......:clap:

for $20 bucks i'm anybody's bitch.

[_Gina_]

for $20 bucks i'm anybody's bitch.
Dude! You charged me fiddy...
:oi-grr:

[ManDownUnder]

Dunno about the biggest bitch on KB but I have a great idea for the most trivial poll...

[nodrog]

Dude! You charged me fiddy...
:oi-grr:

yeah but you got extras :spanking:

[_Gina_]

yeah but you got extras :spanking:
Stop it already!
we still on fo' Sat night? Hundy all good? ;)

[Str8 Jacket]

Yea well by the time you learn to stay on the bike you'll be so old, crusty and slow I will be able to walk safely out of harms way. :shifty:


Hmm, you'll have to do better than that love! According to my red rep from Thomas, I AM the biggest bitch and any guy that would go out with me would have to f*cked in the head! Mwahahahahahaha!

[nodrog]

Stop it already!
we still on fo' Sat night? Hundy all good? ;)

i better check with my pimp :mobile:

yeap all good, just bring the crackers :eek:

[Kendog]

Hmm, you'll have to do better than that love! According to my red rep from Thomas, I AM the biggest bitch and any guy that would go out with me would have to f*cked in the head! Mwahahahahahaha!

Ahhhh, Thomas. I know who's bitch he is.

[Str8 Jacket]

Ahhhh, Thomas. I know who's bitch he is.

He's MY bitch!

Seriously though, who elses bitch is he?.... I think he may need to realise he needs to try a bit harder to offend THIS bitch!

[Kendog]

He's MY bitch!

Seriously though, who elses bitch is he?.... I think he may need to realise he needs to try a bit harder to offend THIS bitch!

It's a long story that I think will sound familiar to you. Remind me to tell ya next time I see you ;)