Caption contest, moro bar to the winner

[codgyoleracer]

One for the feminists & red necks in you

[Ewan Oozarmy]

Very nice but where do you plug in the iron?

[jrandom]

"Watch where you put fingers. He bite."

[nadroj]

This is where the throbbing cums from.

[DMNTD]

I don't think that that'll fit...

[vifferman]

"... and it dribbled all the way down here!"

[Swoop]

"See girls, just find out where to tickle it and it'll do anything you want it to. Just like males."

[Griff]

... and this is where you can store the novelty head attachments

[Jonty]

"yes it does have two wheels, but see, you don't have to pedal this one"

[jahrasti]

... and this is where it normally breaks down.:msn-wink:

[nudemetalz]

This called Harley. This replace husband and vibrator....

[Monamie]

...and if you stick your finger in here he will do anything you want!!

[007XX]

"And all the girls looked on in wonder as Liz showed them how to dry their nails with the aid of the heat from the engine..."

[nodrog]

when stuck without your makeup mirror you can use this shiny bit when waxing your bits

[gijoe1313]

"... and it comes with a bagstrap so you can tote it with you..."

[HenryDorsetCase]

"Apparently there is this thing called the "clitoris", and its down here somewhere....."

[Bass]

If you take this bit off and turn it around, the bike won't go. By the time he figures it out, you will have his credit card and be well on your way to the mall.

[Tank]

Mildred was enjoying her evening class, 'Revenge on cheating husbands 101':

After filling the tank with suger, we move down here to what we like to call "the hammer zone"

[Drew]

"On these agracultural machines, as you speed up the timing must be adjusted with this bit."

[fergie]

"And this is where you keep the breakdown service phone number"

[Sanx]

And here's the tampon storage compartment

[more_fasterer]

"Don't forget to cup the balls"

[Hitcher]

"Repeat after me... Engine."

[MSTRS]

Darlene was about to find out about Hank's anti-theft device....

[Swoop]

"The batteries go in here, but they do not last long if ridden regularly".

[roogazza]

This is the bit that Drew got his balls caught on !

[BarBender]

"OK, now let’s try to get an answer from someone who’s not a complete retard…anyone?”

[car]

"... and the police told me that he must have caught the tassels of his chaps in here. When I got home, he had starved to death in the garage. I never knew. I never even suspected that he had a secret life, that he was a ... was a closet cruiser."

[_Gina_]

*Jeanette wondered to herself how long it would take for the bimbo's to figure out that her finger was stuck...*

[ManDownUnder]

Mary started to explain step 3 of the innovative program 'A woman's work is never done.'

"When he's satisfied for food and sex, your attention should now move to washing his bike..."

[ManDownUnder]

"... not sure what it is but - don't you just adore the colour...!"

[Harry33]

Are you sure this is a old Time Machine? I mean granted it does look turn of the century engineering and if you look closely you can see where you put the coal.

Whos got a match? Lets fire this thing up!

[Renegade]

" like...OH!..MY!...GOD!, i sooo just broke a nail!!"

[Kittyhawk]

This is the G spot...tickle it here...and feel it hum.

[onearmedbandit]

And remember ladies, that this photo will probably end up on a motorcycle forum somewhere as a 'caption contest', with comments ranging from those of sexual stimulation to pointing out that we know nothing about motorcycles.

[avgas]

All tied up - big dave could do nothing as the women taunted him.

[kerfufflez]

No, that's not the engine whining. That noise is your husbands left at home with the kids.

[Kittyhawk]

This is the intelligence lever.

[Korumba]

Chicks asked "You got any ID?"

She replies"Bout What"

[Mikkel]

"How to pick up bikes."

[Busy]

All the girls were jealous when Mary walked in with her new handbag - the perfect accessory

[The Pastor]

"its like one big mirror!"

[Phil W]

yes it does look like a motorcycle, but unfortunately it's a Harley Davidson.

[Korumba]

Now if the front forks only had a knob on the end of them!

[Timber020]

"And this is where the mid life crisis is found"

[Drew]

"And this is where the mid life crisis is found"

WINNER!!!!

[Kornholio]

Screw you guys,Im goin home :oi-grr:

[90s]

"My loser husband usually just buys me something he wants for Christmas, but this year he got me this neat handbag!"

Do I win a Moro?

[BMW]

if ya twist this it kinda makes alot of noise and not much else...

[Oakie]

"Darn it Sharleen. When they said come and meet the biggest bike on KiwiBiker I should have realised they meant a Harley, not that slut from Auckland." *

* Contributors note. No one in particular from Auckland is being referred to here.

[roadracingoldfart]

Yes , this is the very latest of accessories for the Harley Davidson.
If you flick this switch down here it makes the manly vibration stop and brings on a lovely womanly pulsation. Now we can actually enjoy the ride in the weekends.

PS; if i win the MORO i want to donate it to charity.

[kiwifruit]

Keystone19 soon took back her "I'm reconsidering the racing buzz" comments when amps supplied her a fully sorted factory ride

[Ozzie]

No Babe, right idea, but, when i said a reach around, i meant reach between your legs and fondle my undercarriage, not reach between mine and fondle the bike's undercarriage! Good work gettin all your mates to come round and watch though.

WOMEN!!!

Always looking for the biggest throbber, yet they say size doesn't matter!

:argh:

[Conquiztador]

"...no, I don't think so. Lawnmovers don't have this thingy here..."

[jafar]

I have no idea what this bit does

[BADGRL]

Hahaha very funny, it works both ways though! :P It's bloody amazing the amount of males that wouldn't have a clue what they're looking at when it comes to engines :S lol

[codgyoleracer]

This piece gets hot & is the heater I think

[barty5]

And last of all allways make sure you polish this part or you'll never hear the end of it he'll go on about it for days.

[barty5]

And then this one time at band camp.

[BADGRL]

" so who wants to take the first topless pic on it "

[Swoop]

"C'mon girls, help me move this old sofa out of the way."

[MSTRS]

I believe this switch right here operates the air-con

[slowpoke]

"Honestly, by the time 'Poos had finished with me my beef curtains hung down to here...."

[barty5]

no no dont go really it mine you just turn this thingy ma bob here and theeeeeeen you are well it worked yesterday.

[TDC]

Its seems to suck continuiosly from here when its running, and doesn't stop a few months after purchase, maybe its why they ride this more and spend more money on it than us.....

[Daza]

"How many coins does this thing need again?"

[Conquiztador]

"Yes, I know girls, it sounds unbelievable. But I promise you, buy one of these, park it on your lawn and that nerdy ex and his mates will stay away..."

[Phil W]

The Japanese engineer knew she couldn't go too close. she already felt like throwing up.

[avgas]

For fucks sake ladies, that is not a stove!

[spookytooth]

now all we need is a guy to start it for us

[Conquiztador]

"OK, so next we just hang around this bike here and you will be amazed how easy it will be to take one of them home when they start to arrive..."

[codgyoleracer]

Hitcher wins the moro bar, to be claimed when next at the racetrack

"Repeat after me... Engine." :first:

GlenW

[Kornholio]

Hitcher wins the moro bar, to be claimed when next at the racetrack

"Repeat after me... Engine." :first:

GlenW

Bah, it was rigged :girlfight:

[Krayy]

I was too late...but here's my one:


"Barry called this an 'injun', and it makes a lot of noise....I don't know what makes the bike move though......?"

[scumdog]

Another late one: "and this is where they grafted the Sportster onto my torso to replace my mangled legs, saved me a fortune in high-heels too.."