Einstein's birthday

[Korumba]

The 19th of March was Einstein's birthday. He would have been 128.

Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.

He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed. He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection.

This came to be known as "Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty."

[Mikkel]

Not quite as few people recognise the fact that Albert is one of the few (if not the only) people to receive the nobel price in both physics and chemistry. He could have been doing his own mother or sister and I would still have been a fan.

Oh, tits rules as well.