Some for the girls...

[Lissa]

... got these jokes and thought I would share them. Gave me a bit of giggle.. :) (sorry girls there arent any naked pics of male hunks!)

Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day, so please send this message to someone you think fits this description. Please do not send it back to me as I have already received it from a Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman! Remember this Motto to live by:

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body throughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WHOO HOO what a ride!".


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MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause.......

Ever noticed how all of women's problems start with men? And when we have real trouble its HISterectomy!!!


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A friend is like a good bra....

Hard to Find
Supportive
Comfortable
Always lifts you up
Never lets you down or leaves you hanging
And is always close to your heart!!


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"Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies". (quote by unknown)

"When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!!!" (quote by Mel)

[Mom]

... got these jokes and thought I would share them. Gave me a bit of giggle.. :) (sorry girls there arent any naked pics of male hunks!)

Not a problem with the lack of naked men Mel........how about some toned hunks with tight buns, wearing leather...mmmmmmmmmm :2thumbsup

[Str8 Jacket]

Not a problem with the lack of naked men Mel........how about some toned hunks with tight buns, wearing leather...mmmmmmmmmm :2thumbsup

Nah she's to much of a Bitch to share those piccies with us!

[Mom]

Nah she's to much of a Bitch to share those piccies with us!

You know something?.........I have heard that about her before somewhere......might have to hack her PC to find them piccys she is with holding from us..:devil2:

[Str8 Jacket]

You know something?.........I have heard that about her before somewhere......might have to hack her PC to find them piccys she is with holding from us..:devil2:

Not sure I wanna see naked pics of Skelstar though! :confused:

[Trudes]

You know something?.........I have heard that about her before somewhere......might have to hack her PC to find them piccys she is with holding from us..:devil2:

I'm really not sure you want to see them, she's a bit of a sick bitch!!

Love ya Mel

[Mom]

Not sure I wanna see naked pics of Skelstar though! :confused:

Have to pass on the Skelstar comment, only seen social pics at the KB bash, they did not do anything for me but, in my experience, the most unlikely ones have the mmmmmmm buns love......:whistle:

[Lissa]

Nah she's to much of a Bitch to share those piccies with us!
Sadly I think you got more votes than me Hels! Ya Bitch! ;)


You know something?.........I have heard that about her before somewhere......might have to hack her PC to find them piccys she is with holding from ushmmm my PC is Firewalled cause yeah Iam a whizz at computer electronics stuff?! :wacko: Ummm should get some good pics at the Rapa Rumble though....! ;)


Not sure I wanna see naked pics of Skelstar though Hes camera shy, but I am sure I get some of MR KD from Trudes! :2thumbsup

[Mom]

she's a bit of a sick bitch!!

Really? We most definately will get along then.....:lol:





Love ya Mel

Ditto!

[Mom]

Ummm should get some good pics at the Rapa Rumble though....! ;)




Yeah........not of me tho!!! LOL

[Lissa]

Awww thanks girls!!! :) Umm and please note the last quote girls, I will be holding it to you!

[Mom]

I will be holding it to you!

Now you are going to get everyone all excited........LOL does your it have nice tight buns?

[Lissa]

Yeah........not of me tho!!! LOL

Naaaa will be on the look out for Leather Toned Male Buttock's (LTMB's) at the rumble.... will just get embrassing drunk pics of you! (will give you the oppunity to buy said photos from me before I post them of course, cause I am nice like that). :2thumbsup

[skelstar]

Not sure I wanna see naked pics of Skelstar though! :confused:
I thought you liked the last batch I sent you?


Have to pass on the Skelstar comment, only seen social pics at the KB bash, they did not do anything for me...
*crosses off xmas card list*

[Lissa]

Now you are going to get everyone all excited........LOL does your it have nice tight buns?

hehehe..... will see what we can arrange!


*crosses off xmas card list*Oh pooh, as long as you have alcohol we dont care! :p

[Trudes]

Naaaa will be on the look out for Leather Toned Male Buttock's (LTMB's) at the rumble....

Are you talking about LBTW's leather clad arse again??? Geeze woman!!:chase: LOL

[Mom]

*crosses off xmas card list*

Dont be like that.....:sunny:

Like I said, have not seen so cant comment, you may well be a huge hunk of spunk for all I can tell......LOL

[Str8 Jacket]

I thought you liked the last batch I sent you?




Well kinda but the whips, chains and handcuffs were a bit over the top dontcha think?!

[Toaster]

Oh pooh, as long as you have alcohol we dont care! :p

Oh "Pooh".... now that must be coming from someone who reads her kiddies stories! :Police:

[hXc]

"When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!!!" (quote by Mel)
No no no.
When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. Then you find someone who's life has given them Vodka, and you have yourself a party.