Pornstar names

[Curious_AJ]

ok, this is how you do it:

You use the name of the first pet you had for your first name,

and the first street you lived on for your last name.

My pornstar name is: CHEEKY FERNDALE

give it a try, and post it in here ^_^ :clap:

[merv]

I googled Cheeky Ferndale and got this page http://www.google.co.nz/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4GZHZ_en___NZ240&q=cheeky+ferndale with the first entry being "Bring back Buck' to Shortland Street http://www.throng.co.nz/shortland-street?page=7 - cute huh - not much porn there.

[jrandom]

Samson Malvern!

:cool:

:lol:

[tri boy]

Zeek Bung a ree. (first Aussie St).

[MotoGirl]

I don't think Alex Welcome Bay sounds that great to be honest...

[Grumpy]

Taco Mariner...... sounds more like something off a menu rather than a pornstar name.

Latest dog is Mystique and the street is McGregor. That's better.

Mystique McGregor. Scottish porn star.

[The Pastor]

issac glenfield?

[necrolyte]

Mergatriod Bringans...

Does that make a good porn star name... sadly not me thinks

[JimO]

zane viscount

[Skyryder]

Timy Barreta. Don't see any porn with that name.

[xwhatsit]

Barney Hobby?

...WTF?

[deanohit]

Sammy Maxwell, not very porn sorry.

[Magua]

Samantha Park. Porntastic?

[Ragingrob]

Zoe Greenfield :2thumbsup

[stify]

tambo miramar.....;)

[deanohit]

tambo miramar.....;)

Hell man, just use your KBer handle! :shutup:

[Bren]

Lucky Lauder....hmmm ...dunno bout that one

[trump-lady]

Meow Meow Boston.........

HAHA not bad........

[BuFfY]

well it would be Winston Koa

but if it was based on current it would be Blossom Polkinghorne :niceone:

[Curious_AJ]

lolz, interesting to see everyones pornstar names .. lol

[Maha]

Cat called John and we lived in Holmes st...so John Holmes??....:shifty:

[NighthawkNZ]

catdog (not sure which one I had first) Spiers

[Lteejay]

Misty Lascelles

Sounds like a high class porn star

[Curious_AJ]

Misty Lascelles

Sounds like a high class porn star

HAHA! it does indeed! where as mine just sounds like the general garden variety porn star lol.

[steveb64]

Susie King Edward ... hmmmm... Nope.

[Mikkel]

Birdie Victory Island... Something is lost in translation I'm sure, but that's it if it's the first pet and the first street.
Best I can come up with if I can choose between streets and pets freely: Indy Rock

[Vagabond]

Image Googled "Cindy Oliver Cooke" and came up with this:


http://www.bobpitch.com/anon/Oliver%20Twisted%20Testicle_sixtit.jpg

[0arbreaka]

Friday Kohimarama, that has to be the best porn name Ive heard... ever

[Romeo]

Wubbet Coniston -> that might actually work, is anyone aroused?

[Laava]

Wubbet Coniston -> that might actually work, is anyone aroused?
Sorry mate, but "Wubbet" sounds like an impotent pornstar! LOL:eek5:
Mine is Mostly Bellevue, on account of my brother calling our dog Mostly Black. Sounds like a no-show for the most part!

[Trudes]

Goochie Roberts.:devil2:

[MisterD]

Billy Sycamore?

Not so much pron star as Centre Forward for Acrington Stanley in the 1930-31 season..

[Mom]

Oh Yeah!!

Scampy Moore :crazy:

[cowboy]

Sandy South:confused:

[caesius]

Thumper Reynolds....hmmm

Thumper = rabbit btw

[phantom]

It would have been Oliver Worcester :zzzz: but now Tigger ( thats's Tigger not tugger ) Carlisle - thats a bit better

[Curious_AJ]

haha, this thread is rolling like a ball!

(or so the lady on the pilates tape would say... :o)

[MSTRS]

Honey Park. Sounds like somewhere near Taupo....

[007XX]

Blacky Merano...

Sounds like I'm hung like a horse, for some reason...:eek: :lol:

[007XX]

Goochie Roberts.:devil2:

Very :designer meets Pretty Woman...Suits you to a T, dear! :hug:

[FlangMasterJ]

Squeaky Korokoro (damn Maori names!)

or second pet and second street Snoopy Gordon.

[Curious_AJ]

Squeaky Korokoro (damn Maori names!)

or second pet and second street Snoopy Gordon.

lol squeaky.. like bed springs... :shifty:

and snoopy... like secret sex...

[deanohit]

Haha AJ, you keep that up and you'll be up for site Strumpet!!




Although Squeaky Korokoro is pretty good!

[klyong82]

Momo Lingarth? I'll let your imagination think whether does it sound porn or not.

[Curious_AJ]

Haha AJ, you keep that up and you'll be up for site Strumpet!!




Although Squeaky Korokoro is pretty good!

rofl... naaah... I'm only sometimes a strumpetto.. I don't think it warrants being nominated lol.

[Fatjim]

Why invent one when "Fatjim" gets me enough business.

[FlangMasterJ]

Why invent one when "Fatjim" gets me enough business.

With those fingers the G-spot is easy to find.

[Curious_AJ]

With those fingers the G-spot is easy to find.

personally... that kind of scares me... :crazy:

[Fatjim]

You should never be scared of putting yourself in the hands of a master.

[gijoe1313]

Wong Donzella... but if you do the alternative way and use your surname and street address.. it would be

Joe Donzella .... need me to plumb your pipes or nail up a loose board lady? :lol:

[MidnightMike]

Peter Raelene, doesnt sound that great.

[Sidewinder]

sidewinder and carver

[idb]

Ginger-Mick Chester...no really!!!

[avgas]

Orcan Dillon.........i sound like a rapist:blink:

[Trudes]

Ginger-Mick Chester...no really!!!

No way!!! You had a Ginger-Mick too!!

[idb]

No way!!! You had a Ginger-Mick too!!

A wee ginger tabby he/she was.

[Street Gerbil]

I came up with Daisy Warsaw.

[Flatcap]

Bluey Whitcome

Sounds more country & western than porn...

[Joni]

Tessa Alexander

:doh:

[FlangMasterJ]

Bluey Whitcome

Sounds more country & western than porn...

Sounds like an odd coloured ejacculant :lol:

Tessa Alexander sounds very porn starish.

[EJK]

Rex 5400 N Nevada??

wtf? lol

[Oakie]

Hmm. 'Fluffy Melrose'.
A mate and I thought about porno names years ago when we were bullshitting about us making a movie. I came up with the name 'Dick Thrust' for me. :clap:

[idb]

A mate and I thought about porno names years ago when we were bullshitting about us making a movie. I came up with the name 'Dick Thrust' for me. :clap:

Buster Hymen?
Or the very famous Long Dong Silver?

[MisterD]

Rex 5400 N Nevada??

wtf? lol

Sounds like the world's first robot porn star...

[Monamie]

Filly Prince

Ummm........well it could work:shifty:

[Harry33]

Smokey Bentley...I like my porn name.

[daaatomic]

Smokey Bentley...I like my porn name.

and you know he'd look just like your avatar too

[Curious_AJ]

Smokey Bentley...I like my porn name.

i like it too.. and i like mine :D lol as i've said a few times..

[P38]

Ha Ha Ha

Slick Murdoch here :yes:

[Mutley]

I had a budgie as a kid. Name was Pip. So Pornstar name would be Pip Dacre.
Or if counting cats, Smokey Dacre would be my name.
Virago's name would be Sparky Patrick.

[Zuki Bandit]

Rastus Sidlaw? I prefer Mee Will Hung!

[phoenixgtr]

Smudge North

Thank you, thank you very much

[Kittyhawk]

Honey Park. Sounds like somewhere near Taupo....

Its where the teddy bears have their picnics..


Blacky Merano...

Sounds like I'm hung like a horse, for some reason...:eek: :lol:

Darling, if you were a hung like a horse Im sure you would be doing show jumping


Oh and my pornstar name.....

KITTYHAWK!!! cos Im speshial

[Curious_AJ]

lolz... that's not in the spirit of the game kittyhawk!!

[Mountlocal1]

..... Tom St Andrews... Does that work? Hmmm... The director seemed to think so... :laugh:

[firefighter]

rippy wickstead

[Phil W]

Shitehawk Lancaster.
Shitehawk was my Rainbow Lorakeet.

[Toaster]

pfft no comment!

[Laava]

rippy wickstead

Classic!:clap:

[Curious_AJ]

you know what I just found out?

my porn star name is actually Cheeky Bond... lol

ferndale was the suburb.... funny how you remember things the wrong way round.

[candor]

Sheba Wroxton

I vote for goochy as best porn star! She should make music with wubbit.
Often wonde where the spammers dream up all their crazy names.

My poor friend was Ursula - she married a Shabo (pronouinced like Gabor), and gets ribbed that she sounds porny.

[007XX]

Darling, if you were a hung like a horse Im sure you would be doing show jumping


Suddenly, I get a vision of myself prancing about starkers with a saddle strapped to my back....:eek5: NOT so appealing at all, I got to admit! :nono: :rofl:


Oh and my pornstar name.....

KITTYHAWK!!! cos Im speshial

You are a sspecial little star! :yes: :love:

[nodrog]

Suddenly, I get a vision of myself prancing about starkers with a saddle strapped to my back......

:Oi:PICS PLEASE!!! :innocent:

[dnos]

hrrrmmmmm,

Zac Waimate.

Definitely a C grade porno from NZ

[007XX]

:Oi:PICS PLEASE!!! :innocent:

:nya: Dream on, Strumpet wannabe....:shake:

:rofl:

[nodrog]

:nya: Dream on, Strumpet wannabe....:shake:

:rofl:


pffffffft, what sort of Strumpet are ya? Tease :lol:

[007XX]

pffffffft, what sort of Strumpet are ya? Tease :lol:

Oh hang on, what does the description of the Strumpet goes again??? Oh yeah, that's right...

"YOU have small genitals!!!! So there...:bleh:"

And that's all I'll say on the matter! :whistle:

[nodrog]

"YOU have small genitals!!!! So there...:bleh:"



:Playnice:give me a break, its cold!! :cold: :bleh:

[deanohit]

Oh hang on, what does the description of the Strumpet goes again??? Oh yeah, that's right...
"YOU have small genitals!!!! So there...:bleh:"
And that's all I'll say on the matter! :whistle:

Ooooh harsh! :kick:

[007XX]

:Playnice:give me a break, its cold!! :cold: :bleh:

Alright, alright...I'm sure it is quite adorable, even when shrivelled and helpless!:lol:

Ever thought of wearing a murkin? I know where to get the most stunning possum one, and it's so warm and soft...:yes: :rofl:



Ooooh harsh! :kick:

Just living up to the Strumpet's description...:innocent:

[nodrog]

....Ever thought of wearing a murkin? I know where to get the most stunning possum one, and it's so warm and soft...:yes: :rofl:


i thought i might try wearing pantyhose first, you know go all robin hood like :bleh:

[007XX]

i thought i might try wearing pantyhose first, you know go all robin hood like :bleh:

Bwahahaha...oh I would definitely like to see that! :yes: :killingme

But you know what they say about pantyhoses, right?

*it was the ruin of finger f*&king...* :whistle: :innocent: :dodge:

[ninjac]

Buffy Milton

[deanohit]

But you know what they say about pantyhoses, right?

*it was the ruin of finger f*&king...* :whistle: :innocent: :dodge:

:eek5: What a shocker! :killingme

[Curious_AJ]

rofl... Buffy....

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[BuFfY]

Buffy Milton


rofl... Buffy....

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Buffy isn't a porn name!!!!

[325rocket]

Buffy isn't a porn name!!!! Yea Rite

Tui anyone? :drinknsin

[Angusdog]

I just wish my dad hadn't called our dog Massive Jugs and we didn't live on Tit Wank Drive...

[Sully60]

Niki Hartford
Hmmm, just androgynous enough to go either way.

Lucky I was born a bit later otherwise I could have been Nigger Railway Ave???

[klingon]

Moonshine Acacia :blink:

(Moonshine was a blue budgie)

[darkwolf]

Teeco Anzac

[ceebie13]

Tosca Sedgwick :clap::yes:

[Gwinch]

There's no need for me to do the method described in the first post as I already know what my stripper name is... and that is RANDY PINKWOOD!

Disclaimer: Do not take the surname literally. Attractive females please see me for confirmation.

[fireball]

heh mine is

rust fisher


weird

[Number One]

Rocky Turnball

[Curious_AJ]

There's no need for me to do the method described in the first post as I already know what my stripper name is... and that is RANDY PINKWOOD!

Disclaimer: Do not take the surname literally. Attractive females please see me for confirmation.



its not a very good "stripper" name.. and its not strippers its PORN STAR names!!! :D

[Wellyman]

Bosco Handyside...
WM

[Curious_AJ]

haha... sounds like a "hire a hubby" name rather than a porn star...

[PrincessBandit]

Take name of your first pet and name of first street you remember living in as a kid. Mine's Mitzi Eastburn. I'm sure there are KBers out there with more impressive ones than that. Let's hear 'em. :shifty:
ooops, should have known that question would have already been posted lol, my apologies, thanks for moving thread. Cheers!

[Subike]

Judy Hills
I wonder

[daytona 2]

herman st.francis de salle!
sounds like a pedophile priest! do they make movies like that? actually Id rather not know.:wacko:

[PrincessBandit]

dunno but i saw one years ago about a couple of mormons turned pornos, it was so lame it was hilarious. Even funnier if drinking while watching.

[more_fasterer]

herman st.francis de salle!

That's one hell of a name for the co-star to be moaning!


Me? Call me Hamish Napier:innocent:

[DavidJones]

LOL, reminds me of the fun times I had in college. I used to do this with the porn star name generator on http://theporndude.com/ with the classmates of java class (awesome time !!!). Entering my first name ‘David’ in it, as a porn actor, I would be known as 'Beaver Eater David' :D

Btw, anybody know retired adult king Ron Jeremy? The guy is like the dude that made porn big. He recently made his own' version of Miley Cyrus wrecking ball. The video is hilarious, if you've seen the one Miley did :D

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6xljA6zJn4I

[Banditbandit]

Seven year thread dredge - EPIC ...

[Murray]

Some one from Belgium googling pornstar and KB comes up

EPIC

[Banditbandit]

http://www.2wf.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/DSCN5967head.jpg

[scumdog]

Pussy Galore.:lol:



From James Bond.

[unstuck]

Haywood Jablowme. Cops hate that one, aye scummy.:msn-wink:

[husaberg]

Cuddles county
I noticed the seven year thread dredge also.
I also note how much oestrone was in the first couple of pages........

[scumdog]

Haywood Jablowme. Cops hate that one, aye scummy.:msn-wink:

Sounds like a name Bart would use when he calls Mo at the bar!:laugh:

[unstuck]

Sounds like a name Bart would use when he calls Mo at the bar!:laugh:

I got a clip around the ear from a detective up at the Auckland domain one night for that one.:msn-wink:

[JimO]

Take name of your first pet and name of first street you remember living in as a kid. Mine's Mitzi Eastburn. I'm sure there are KBers out there with more impressive ones than that. Let's hear 'em. :shifty:
ooops, should have known that question would have already been posted lol, my apologies, thanks for moving thread. Cheers!
zane viscount

[Voltaire]

Baron Von Schnizelberg Owairaka....

Its a lot to fit on the cover of a DVD.:rolleyes:

[Gremlin]

Some one from Belgium googling pornstar and KB comes up

EPIC
We're International don't you know (at that's with a capital "I" if you please).

[unstuck]

Take name of your first pet and name of first street you remember living in as a kid. Mine's Mitzi Eastburn. I'm sure there are KBers out there with more impressive ones than that. Let's hear 'em. :shifty:
ooops, should have known that question would have already been posted lol, my apologies, thanks for moving thread. Cheers!

Mutt world. :o

[Woodman]

Snowball Dawson.:love:

[unstuck]

Snowball Dawson.:love:

Now thats a porn star name.:niceone:

[puddytat]

Piddiwiddles Dover.......

[unstuck]

Piddiwiddles Dover.......

The star of the golden shower.:bleh::laugh::laugh:

[husaberg]

The star of the golden shower.:bleh::laugh::laugh:

I 'm looking over the golden shows of dover

[Laava]

Maggot Valley View

[unstuck]

Maggot Valley View

Necro porn? :whistle:

[Maha]

Had an Indian cat called Getwan when we lived in Enja st.... So I guess Getwan Enja sounds about right.

[swtfa]

Tricksy Windsor...

[husaberg]

Tricksy Windsor...

Oh just like the queens corgi.......

[scumdog]

Cyprus Kawai?

[husaberg]

Cyprus Kawai?

Turkish bathhouse fish fetish porn

[Ribit]

Kiwi Kitchener

[Ripperjon]

Snowy Riverside

[Tazz]

Sandy Waipapa

[husaberg]

Pepper Robles..... Doesn't sound like a porn name at all :yawn:

Spicey Pepper Robless...........

[Fastmark]

Silky Crystal Palace....:blip:

Cant stop laughing now, people in the office think I've lost it....

[amberzfire]

Caesar Argyle ... ummmm :facepalm: (sounds more like a gargoyle hahaha)