Talk some sense into this guy please

[Blind spot]

Hello All
Blindspots wife here,
YES!
After a bit of trial and error i found his password.
The Man has 2 kids at school, a mortgage that never seems to reduce , a bloody v8 car that sucks gas like you wouldn't believe, and now he is talking about trading in a perfectly good 2 year old bike for a brand new one.
I mentioned a holiday on the Gold Coast with the kids 2 months ago and got told it was to expensive.
What do I have to do to get some sense into his thick head?
He will be absolutly pissed off when he sees this little bit of female input.
I was supposed to be eternally gratefull, that he purchased me a cheap white helmet 2 years ago, so i could freeze my way around the country sitting behind him ,looking at his 'top of the line helmet'.
(I went for 1 ride only)
Bet i know who will be doing a password change soon.
Ride carefully you guys,their are probably partners or parents who worry like hell every time you take those stupid bloody motor bikes out of the shed.
Too angry to do a spell check.
I still love you tho Blindspot
Rose xxxxxxxxxx

[merv]

Blind spot time you booked that holiday to the Gold Coast. Go to Dreamworld and do the Doohan Moto Coaster.

[The Pastor]

blindspot, dump the bitch.

[007XX]

Hello All
Blindspots wife here,
YES!
After a bit of trial and error i found his password.
The Man has 2 kids at school, a mortgage that never seems to reduce , a bloody v8 car that sucks gas like you wouldn't believe, and now he is talking about trading in a perfectly good 2 year old bike for a brand new one.
I mentioned a holiday on the Gold Coast with the kids 2 months ago and got told it was to expensive.
What do I have to do to get some sense into his thick head?
He will be absolutly pissed off when he sees this little bit of female input.
I was supposed to be eternally gratefull, that he purchased me a cheap white helmet 2 years ago, so i could freeze my way around the country sitting behind him ,looking at his 'top of the line helmet'.
(I went for 1 ride only)
Bet i know who will be doing a password change soon.
Ride carefully you guys,their are probably partners or parents who worry like hell every time you take those stupid bloody motor bikes out of the shed.
Too angry to do a spell check.
I still love you tho Blindspot
Rose xxxxxxxxxx

Rose, i don't know you, and I can appreciate what might have motivated you to do what you just did.
But I'm afraid that I find so much wrong with it, I don't know where to start.

Surely there can be a better way to convince your hubby than to steal his password (break in privacy), embarass him in front of his mates (not going to help) by airing your displeasure with him on a public site, and then proceed to insult the bikes on a biker site! :calm:

I apologise if you do not find this helpful, but then again, what exactly are you looking for by posting this?

[idb]

Oh, this has the potential to be really interesting...!

[Tank]

OK Blindspot - here is some sense being talked (well typed) to you as requested by your significant other.

First - Always select passwords that are hard to workout - never go with names etc as they are too easy to guess. Suggest something like Y6gdsg@#

Second - Change your password to Internet banking NOW!!!! You have been compromised and there is a bloody good chance you are about to pay for that gold coast holiday without even knowing about it.

Third - Lock your missus out of the computer. Unless its in the kitchen so she can find recipes there is no need for her to have access. Go on - tell her you know she will understand.

Fourth - I think that she is using the classic reverse psychology on you. Whats she is really saying is that she wants you to go buy this bike now.

I hope that this helps. Should I be wrong visit my website www.cheapbachlorapartmentswithweeklyrent.co.nz

[jrandom]

If this is a troll, then top marks dude.

:niceone:

If not, then this is what happens when you don't carefully check out partners before committing yourself to them.

Blindspot, you have our sympathy, but there's not much you can do about it, really.

And as far as you are concerned, Mrs Blindspot, shame on you for being such a mean old bat. Pulling shit like this is eventually going to lose you your husband. Trust me on that one.

[Tank]

P.S. Rose - whilst your on here - got any pics for the lads? :shifty:

[MotoGirl]

Hello All
Blindspots wife here,
What do I have to do to get some sense into his thick head?


You've come to the wrong place for sympathy luv...

[jrandom]

Blindspots wife here...

Just in case I didn't make this abundantly clear, you sound like a truly awful person. Trust me, we're all feeling sorry for Mr Blindspot right now.

[Mountlocal1]

blindspot, dump the bitch.

Pull ya head in Renagade.. Its one thing to comment on someones situation but to call her a bitch? Do you know her? Not the go man....:no:

Rose and Blindspot- Sit down in the privacy of your own home and talk about it. A public forum is simply not the place to discuss it.

Good luck guys! All the best.

[Lias]

This thread is AAA+ comedy gold.

[PuppetMaster]

Hello All, What do I have to do to get some sense into his thick head?



Anal. nuff said.:rolleyes:

[marioc]

hahahahah classic,get your ass to the goldcoast buddy

[nodrog]

Just in case I didn't make this abundantly clear, you sound like a truly awful person. Trust me, we're all feeling sorry for Mr Blindspot right now.

she must have awesome tits, or must be mean at cooking the eggs!:confused:

[MSTRS]

P.S. Rose - whilst your on here - got any pics for the lads? :shifty:

Indeed. Grab your camera and go visit the KB Arse thread....

[Jantar]

Don't change your Strom just yet... Trade in your wife instead. :done:

[deanohit]

Maybe a it's time for a younger model.


Sorry luv, but most of the people here would choose the bike over the holiday, if THEIR partners would let them. Oh the joy of not being married!

[Tank]

trademe.co.nz > listings > Wives > Nagging > 35 - 50

For sale: One wife.

Generally good condition, although a little rough around the edges. Nothing that a trip to the gold cost would't fix.

Likes to belittle in public forums, dislikes bikes.

$1 reserve - sold as is where is, no refunds given.

[Mom]

Unbelievable!

If indeed this is not a troll, it is one of the saddest things I think I have ever read on KB. Rose, how can you even for one minute think that it is ok to do what you have just done!

To use anyones log on without permission is way out of line, but to do it to your husband, and then post your unhappiness in your marriage, imply your lovely man is defective because he prefers to ride his bike than spend time with you (just reading between the lines here) and continue on to insult the members here by calling our pride and joys, our passions "those stupid bloody motor bikes" and then expect any kind of sympathetic response tells me you live in la-la land my dear.

You have done unspeakable harm to your relationship here, I hope by now you are sitting thinking up a way to make ammends to your lovely man.

As jrandom says, I dont think you are a very nice person either!

[scumdog]

Harden up you lot -it's KB after all!

And put yourself in her shoes (OK, SOME of you guys will look silly in her 4" heels)

[Hitcher]

After nearly four years on Kiwi Biker, I thought I had seen most themes covered -- at least once. Imagine my surprise then, upon reading this!

Top marks on originality, and thanks to Chez Blindspot for providing a bit of entertainment on a marginally unexciting Wednesday.

[FROSTY]

Ok mrs blindspot you have managed to grab a bit oif attention.

[Usarka]

:lol:

if he goes on holiday he needs to put up with your nagging.

A new bike will give him miles, and hours, of nag free enjoyment!

[merv]

:lol:

if he goes on holiday he needs to put up with your nagging.



Have you seen the chicks on the Gold Coast? The meter maids even http://www.metermaids.com/. He could take the kids on holiday, leave her behind and see what happens. The kids can get lost in the fun parks for hours while he chats the chicks up.

[007XX]

Hmmm...I would have expected an answer by now!

Either it's a troll and Blindspot is chocking himself laughing at the replies, or Mrs Blindspot is choking too, but for another reason...:angry2: :girlfight:

The expressions "spitting tacks" and "throwing your toys out of the cot" come to mind...

i can't believe a self respecting wife would do something like that! :no:

[snot]

hahahahaha!!! :rofl:

...We now wait with anticipation the husbands rebuttle!

[RantyDave]

Hello Mrs Blind spot.


The Man has 2 kids at school, a mortgage that never seems to reduce , a bloody v8 car that sucks gas like you wouldn't believe, and now he is talking about trading in a perfectly good 2 year old bike for a brand new one.
This is not good. I propose the following:


Flog the V8, buy a Toyota Echo. My enthusiasm for the little thing never seems to fade leaving my only problem being trying to stop my better half from comparing Toyota fuel consumption and Triumph fuel consumption. Yes dear, of course the bike is cheaper dear, it's just I go a long way on it.
There is no such thing as a perfectly good 2 year old bike. It must be traded in for a new one. People like me need people like him to maintain a steady flow of good quality bikes between one and three years old. In one to two years I would like a Triumph Street Triple or Ducati Hypermotard please. Get back to me when he's bored of it mmmkay?
Fuck the gold coast, take a big arse tent round the Coromandel. In the Toyota, of course.
Use the spare cash to reduce the mortgage, particularly with interest rates being what they are.
Shag him as much as possible. This is, of course, the most important step.


Easy, eh?

Dave

[sprag]

Shakes head.

This could get very bad very fast :P

[boomer]

Hey Rose... i'll come with you to the Gold Coast.. leave the kids with the fella tho.. k???

[merv]

007XX this meter maid looks a bit like you http://www.metermaids.com/girls/sandy/sandy.htm

[007XX]

007XX this meter maid looks a bit like you http://www.metermaids.com/girls/sandy/sandy.htm

eeeerrr :confused: cheers Merv, but isn't that a little off topic? :msn-wink: appreciate the vote of confidence though...I wish it was true in reality! :laugh:

So, what do you think of Rose then, eh?:rolleyes:

[Mikkel]

Ouch... Hmmm, considering you have such little respect for you husbands hobbies, his privacy, etc. and that he's not exactly respecting your wishes I think you guys have some serious talking to do.

However, I can't help but dig out a little gem from the J&H subforum from a little while back. I think it says it all:


Hello All
Blindspots wife here,
YES!
After a bit of trial and error i found his password.
The Man has 2 kids at school, a mortgage that never seems to reduce , a bloody v8 car that sucks gas like you wouldn't believe, and now he is talking about trading in a perfectly good 2 year old bike for a brand new one.
I mentioned a holiday on the Gold Coast with the kids 2 months ago and got told it was to expensive.
What do I have to do to get some sense into his thick head?
He will be absolutly pissed off when he sees this little bit of female input.
I was supposed to be eternally gratefull, that he purchased me a cheap white helmet 2 years ago, so i could freeze my way around the country sitting behind him ,looking at his 'top of the line helmet'.
(I went for 1 ride only)
Bet i know who will be doing a password change soon.
Ride carefully you guys,their are probably partners or parents who worry like hell every time you take those stupid bloody motor bikes out of the shed.
Too angry to do a spell check.
I still love you tho Blindspot
Rose xxxxxxxxxx

Dear Rose:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine.

Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps.

BOB

[merv]

eeeerrr :confused: cheers Merv, but isn't that a little off topic? :msn-wink: appreciate the vote of confidence though...I wish it was true in reality! :laugh:

So, what do you think of Rose then, eh?:rolleyes:

No remember I started by telling him it was time to book the holiday to the Gold Coast. So just showing that graphically.

[Finn]

This can only end in tears but will be immense fun in the process.

[Donor]

This can only end in tears but will be immense fun in the process.

It bloody well better, I'm losing precious pr0n time having to re-check this thread... :oi-grr:

[ManDownUnder]

Troll.

Consistant use of lower case "i" and mis-spelled words across his posts.

better luck next time *ding*

Hello All
Blindspots wife here,
YES!
After a bit of trial and error i found his password.
The Man has 2 kids at school, a mortgage that never seems to reduce , a bloody v8 car that sucks gas like you wouldn't believe, and now he is talking about trading in a perfectly good 2 year old bike for a brand new one.
I mentioned a holiday on the Gold Coast with the kids 2 months ago and got told it was to expensive.
What do I have to do to get some sense into his thick head?
He will be absolutly pissed off when he sees this little bit of female input.
I was supposed to be eternally gratefull, that he purchased me a cheap white helmet 2 years ago, so i could freeze my way around the country sitting behind him ,looking at his 'top of the line helmet'.
(I went for 1 ride only)
Bet i know who will be doing a password change soon.
Ride carefully you guys,their are probably partners or parents who worry like hell every time you take those stupid bloody motor bikes out of the shed.
Too angry to do a spell check.
I still love you tho Blindspot
Rose xxxxxxxxxx

[Mystery]

New bike? memorable holiday with the kids?

Hmmm whilst I disagree with the way you have obtained access and the place you chose to vent your frustration.

For me it would be no contest!
I would choose memorable holiday with the kids.

There will always be a new bike but your kids will only be kids for a short time. What you do with them now will count towards who they will become and the brownie points amassed could get the new bike sooner. My 2c!!
I’m obviously not a true biker!!

[007XX]

Troll.

Consistant use of lower case "i" and mis-spelled words across his posts.

better luck next time *ding*

yes, I think you're right...I checked a few of Blindspot's old threads and it does have a strong resemblance to this one!

Either that or his Mrs is very much like him...:shifty:

[ManDownUnder]

yes, I think you're right...I checked a few of Blindspot's old threads and it does have a strong resemblance to this one!

Either that or his Mrs is very much like him...:shifty:

It's either a troll of they're in trouble for reasons well beyond/not spelled out in the original post. I hope it's the former - I have money on it.

[unhingedlizard]

Wife does worry every time I go out on the bike. The same way I worry everytime she goes out in the car without a roll cage, crash helmet, fireproff suit and two inches of cotton wool wrapped round her..

[jrandom]

Yup. Troll!

:D

Anyone want to wager some ale on the question?

Nicely done Blindspot, best troll in years.

[HenryDorsetCase]

Harden up you lot -it's KB after all!

And put yourself in her shoes (OK, SOME of you guys will look silly in her 4" heels)


I've got the legs for them though.............

[The Pastor]

yeah, good troll mate.


although, if he never posts again (changed password) we will know it wasnt a troll.

[ManDownUnder]

I've got the legs for them though.............

Nothing personal but I really don't want photos...

[007XX]

It's either a troll of they're in trouble for reasons well beyond/not spelled out in the original post. I hope it's the former - I have money on it.

Oh how can you?! That's so insensitive! Will you take a fiver? :shifty:


Wife does worry every time I go out on the bike. The same way I worry everytime she goes out in the car without a roll cage, crash helmet, fireproff suit and two inches of cotton wool wrapped round her..

aawwww...that so sweeeeeet! :sunny:


I've got the legs for them though.............

*shudder*

:dodge: :lol:

[ManDownUnder]

Oh I can you! That's so insensitive! Will you take a fiver? :shifty:

Beer - Thu night ride... be there (it'd be nice to cross paths again - been a while...!!!)

[007XX]

Beer - Thu night ride... be there (it'd be nice to cross paths again - been a while...!!!)

Good call! would be glad to shout you one...:D:drinknsin

Only prob, we'll be packing up a storm, as moving on Friday!

[Paul in NZ]

A happy life is one of accommodation and compromise. If one parties desires and needs (given a finite amount of resource) drown the other parties, unhappiness results, the longer that goes on, the deeper the unhappiness….

Miss Vicki was never terribly keen on motorcycles but she was terribly keen on me (lord knows why). Miss Vicki is keen on House and garden and artistic pursuits… I’m less than keen on these things – yet – when one has a young family, little time and less cash, the art of compromise needs to be mastered..

In every habitation I have provided a garden (of sorts) and tended it enthusiastically. In every garage we have owned, we have had a motorcycle (of sorts) and Vicki has approached this enthusiastically. Out of habit I use a humble and fuel efficient vehicle while Vicki uses the nicer vehicle - yet there are motorcycles for me to use - it balances…

After 27 years of church and state sanctioned union and longer of the non official sort… much to our amazement, I’m actually rather keen on the garden (to the point where I’m perfectly happy digging rather than riding some days) and Vicki is very interested in motorcycles (to the point where she will walk past a weed to get onto a bike)….

Sometimes – a little investment in selflessness provides a magnificent return over time. Certainly I’m a happy investor – let’s face it. There will be a new bike on the floor next season, and the season after that and the season after that…. Relationships are not to be taken so much for granted, once damaged there is no guarantee there will be a next season… Choices eh – we all make em every day and we have to live with em as well…

[deanohit]

For me it would be no contest!
I would choose memorable holiday with the kids.

There will always be a new bike but your kids will only be kids for a short time. What you do with them now will count towards who they will become and the brownie points amassed could get the new bike sooner. My 2c!!
I’m obviously not a true biker!!

Get a new bike then go on multiple holliday's taking a different kid each time, the missus can stay home with the other kids and have some "her time".

[NordieBoy]

Pulling shit like this is eventually going to lose you your husband. Trust me on that one.

You lost your husband in the same circumstances?

[Tank]

You lost your husband in the same circumstances?

Nope - he was lost in the new mall.

[yungatart]

If this is not a troll, then it is really sad.
Rose, you don't need a holiday on the Gold Coast - you need to learn how to communicate effectively with your man.
Betrayal and public humiliation is not the way to get what you want.

[fireliv]

Rose I know what you mean.... (glares meanfully at Phoenix...)

Just find something you love and spend a shit load of money on that....like... ure hair.... which reminds me I better let phoenix no the damage for my next appointment......

[pritch]

Troll or otherwise... Sometimes I'm glad I'm single :whistle:

[Swoop]

Have you seen the chicks on the Gold Coast? The meter maids even http://www.metermaids.com/. He could take the kids on holiday, leave her behind and see what happens. The kids can get lost in the fun parks for hours while he chats the chicks up.
While Rose stays home and cleans/polishes the bike!:first:

[necrolyte]

While Rose stays home and cleans/polishes the bike!:first:

Don't you mean cleans/polishes the NEW bike?!

[Bren]

Hills Clothesline-$168.00
Pegs-$2.57
Airing your dirty laundry in public-PRICELESS

That is the best laugh I have had in ages...glad to see that dysfunctional families still exist....

Either they need to get their shit together or 7 letters will sum it up. D.I.V.O.R.C.E

[ynot slow]

Either they need to get their shit together or 7 letters will sum it up. D.I.V.O.R.C.E

Another 7 letter accronym L.A.W.Y.E.R.S = no home,bike or car,ditch the v8 if it's a holden,never sell it if a ford.

Serious though most partners are happy when you return safe from a ride.

[jrandom]

You lost your husband in the same circumstances?

Nope. My wife lost hers.

Sometimes, we poor beleaguered chaps just stand up and say 'enough'.

[skidMark]

Hello All
Blindspots wife here,
YES!
After a bit of trial and error i found his password.
The Man has 2 kids at school, a mortgage that never seems to reduce , a bloody v8 car that sucks gas like you wouldn't believe, and now he is talking about trading in a perfectly good 2 year old bike for a brand new one.
I mentioned a holiday on the Gold Coast with the kids 2 months ago and got told it was to expensive.
What do I have to do to get some sense into his thick head?
He will be absolutly pissed off when he sees this little bit of female input.
I was supposed to be eternally gratefull, that he purchased me a cheap white helmet 2 years ago, so i could freeze my way around the country sitting behind him ,looking at his 'top of the line helmet'.
(I went for 1 ride only)
Bet i know who will be doing a password change soon.
Ride carefully you guys,their are probably partners or parents who worry like hell every time you take those stupid bloody motor bikes out of the shed.
Too angry to do a spell check.
I still love you tho Blindspot
Rose xxxxxxxxxx


dont come on here hacking your husbands account...then start bitching about how you hate bikes...this i s a biker forum we all like bikes...dont come on here rubbishing them....sort out your marital at home...

fuck off.

[Mom]

I'm just learning now to put the anxiety aside and if the worst happens - deal with it then


I maybe can offer some assistance to you in getting your head around the hubby riding thing while you are pregnant/home with babies thing. My first transport was a bike......married a biker. Lived, slept, rode bikes for many years. We owned a shop, he raced track when I met him, moto cross later. We both rode, until my first baby was well on the way. Then I stopped riding, he didnt! I used to stress too, when he was out and about until some wise person gave me this advice.... When you were both riding did he really hurt himself?......(well not really, odd wrist broken, leather burns etc).

What makes you think anything will change now you are not along in person?
(Ummmm, nothing really), had to be my answer. In fact, the more I thought about it the more I realised that in fact he was more likely to take care now he had children to look after.

You are just in a different place for the now. The bike thing can and will wait till you can get back!

[KATWYN]

I maybe can offer some assistance to you in getting your head around the hubby riding thing while you are pregnant/home with babies thing. My first transport was a bike......married a biker. Lived, slept, rode bikes for many years. We owned a shop, he raced track when I met him, moto cross later. We both rode, until my first baby was well on the way. Then I stopped riding, he didnt! I used to stress too, when he was out and about until some wise person gave me this advice.... When you were both riding did he really hurt himself?......(well not really, odd wrist broken, leather burns etc).

What makes you think anything will change now you are not along in person?
(Ummmm, nothing really), had to be my answer. In fact, the more I thought about it the more I realised that in fact he was more likely to take care now he had children to look after.

You are just in a different place for the now. The bike thing can and will wait till you can get back!

Cheers mom,
I deleted my original post cos I wasn't sure if this thread was a crock. Yea hubby has agreed not to ride until after the baby is born which is a great compromise I reakon. yea we do off road as well and as for riding together he has had accidents (NONE of which were his fault) so its all the other nobs on the road I worry about. and while i'm preg I hang out to ride again so it will never leave me either (at least I hope it doesnt -survival instinct and all that now I have a child to think about)

[jrandom]

I think it's about time we all found out whether Blindspot pulled a very well-executed prank, or whether he's married to a fair dinkum bitch troll from hell.

:corn:

Come on, dude, spill the beans.

You'll have our very genuine sympathy if your wife did, in fact, post that shit.

:crazy:

[klingon]

*waiting*

:corn:

[yungatart]

I think it's about time we all found out whether Blindspot pulled a very well-executed prank, or whether he's married to a fair dinkum bitch troll from hell.

:corn:

Come on, dude, spill the beans.

You'll have our very genuine sympathy if your wife did, in fact, post that shit.

:crazy:

That's a bit off, JR.
I woiuldn't say she is a bitch...unhappy, unfulfilled, misguided perhaps, but I think bitch is going too far.

[NinjaNanna]

Come On guys I think everybody has over reacted just a tad.

My wife doesn't ride and can relate to most of what BlindSpots missus has said.

They do worry every time that we go for a ride and they are relieved everytime that we come back. BUT they do let us go even the "horrible" mrs blindspot doesn't stop him riding.

And come on this guy has financial responsibilities I think ANOTHER new bike after just 2yrs is a bit frivoulous.

I can also understand about the holiday thing being "expensive" it a lot of money for a week at least if you spent it on a bike you'd still have it in 2 years. But hey as others have said life is about compromises and a Happy Wife = Happy Life.

This has been the best post I've read in ages - troll or not

[jrandom]

That's a bit off, JR.
I woiuldn't say she is a bitch...unhappy, unfulfilled, misguided perhaps, but I think bitch is going too far.

The woman nicked her husband's personal logon to an internet forum (some people, myself included, like to have their personal privacy respected) and, in public, called him thick and told everyone about his financial situation, as well as speaking of 'stupid bloody motorbikes' to people he associates with purely for the shared love of motorcycling.

Tony Soprano would call that "getting one's balls busted".

It takes a bitch to bust a guy's balls.

Not to have a problem with a guy's motorcycling, or his financial decisions, mind you. I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about what she did here.

(If, in fact, the post isn't a practical joke.)

[jrandom]

this guy has financial responsibilities...

Which are none of our business.

Imagine if that was you, having your personal circumstances plastered up on the internet for the whole world to read.

How would you feel about that?

[TLMAN]

Come On guys I think everybody has over reacted just a tad.



Hell yeah, I had a laugh when I first read it and took it in good humour, then all the little KB "drama queens" started chirping in as usual turning it into a huge issue that threatens world peace. :done:

[jrandom]

... a huge issue that threatens world peace.

Just because something's on the internet doesn't mean it can't be real.

If the guy's wife stomped into a room we were all in and yelled the contents of that post at us, it'd be incredibly fucking awkward, and you would undoubtedly be muttering about what an odd and unpleasant person she was for a while after the fact.

Blindspot's continuing absence from this thread is starting to make me wonder whether it was not, in fact, a joke.

[homer]

:dodge:

Id definately stick with the car
id definately go for the holiday....just not to dream world "maybe melbourne instead" or the barrier fishing .

And dont ever give up a bike . Id get the new to if funds allow
:sweatdrop

[HenryDorsetCase]

A happy life is one of accommodation and compromise. If one parties desires and needs (given a finite amount of resource) drown the other parties, unhappiness results, the longer that goes on, the deeper the unhappiness….

Miss Vicki was never terribly keen on motorcycles but she was terribly keen on me (lord knows why). Miss Vicki is keen on House and garden and artistic pursuits… I’m less than keen on these things – yet – when one has a young family, little time and less cash, the art of compromise needs to be mastered..

In every habitation I have provided a garden (of sorts) and tended it enthusiastically. In every garage we have owned, we have had a motorcycle (of sorts) and Vicki has approached this enthusiastically. Out of habit I use a humble and fuel efficient vehicle while Vicki uses the nicer vehicle - yet there are motorcycles for me to use - it balances…

After 27 years of church and state sanctioned union and longer of the non official sort… much to our amazement, I’m actually rather keen on the garden (to the point where I’m perfectly happy digging rather than riding some days) and Vicki is very interested in motorcycles (to the point where she will walk past a weed to get onto a bike)….

Sometimes – a little investment in selflessness provides a magnificent return over time. Certainly I’m a happy investor – let’s face it. There will be a new bike on the floor next season, and the season after that and the season after that…. Relationships are not to be taken so much for granted, once damaged there is no guarantee there will be a next season… Choices eh – we all make em every day and we have to live with em as well…

I'm sorry you are far too sensible for this thread.

[TLMAN]

I'm sorry you are far too sensible for this thread.

I think he has been watching too much DR PHIL:gob:

[Deano]

That is the funniest thing I have read in ages. Prank, troll or whatever, it's brilliant.

[Paul in NZ]

I think he has been watching too much DR PHIL:gob:


Is he that TV guy? Don't watch much of that... In fact, unless it's a DVD or on discivery etc I hardly watch it at all...

Just real life stuff that worked for us..

[stify]

Hello All
Blindspots wife here,

What do I have to do to get some?

YES! After a bit of trial and error i found his 'top of the line helmet' 2 suck
I mentioned his thick head and got told I was supposed to be eternally gratefull and now he is talking about trading in a perfectly good wife for a brand new bike


I still love you tho Blindspot
Rose xxxxxxxxxx

:whistle: :dodge:

[NinjaNanna]

Which are none of our business.

Imagine if that was you, having your personal circumstances plastered up on the internet for the whole world to read.

How would you feel about that?

Mate she hasn't plastered all of their personal info all over the internet - the situation she describes could describe 70% of us on here

they have a mortage (not a real exclusive club)
concerned about the weekly fuel bill (who isn't)
considers an overseas holiday to be too expensive (who doesn't)
wants to update his bike (who doesn't)


She hasn't questioned his ability as a provider at all, if anything you can read into the post that he is a good provider given that she thinks they afford an overseas holiday and he thinks he can afford a new bike.

Seems to me though that they both agree that they can't afford both (who could)

Anyway you asked how I would feel - honestly I don't think it would worry me other than to tell me I needed to listen better - and I suspect he does in this circumstance or maybe he just needs to explain their situation and his reasoning to her better

[jrandom]

Mate she hasn't plastered all of their personal info all over the internet - the situation she describes could describe 70% of us on here...

Oh well, let's wait and see what he says, I guess.

:corn:

[MSTRS]

And a little boy waits....:wait:

[Swoop]

Be patient. It takes time to take the body out to the Ureweras and bury it...

[Mom]

Be patient. It takes time to take the body out to the Ureweras and bury it...

:spanking: naughty boy!

:corn::corn::corn:

[Clivoris]

Wish my wife cared enough about what I did to bother hassling me and my friends.:crybaby:

[Usarka]

Be patient. It takes time to take the body out to the Ureweras and bury it...

off limits now that the maoris are blocking access. need to take the bodies elsewhere bro.

[Mumbles]

:psst: Just no one show this to my wife.... Don't need her getting any ideas

I'm still trying to figure what it is that this was about.. I kinda lost the plot from laughing so hard :oi-grr:

Maybe this could be a challenge for wives to BURN their partners :devil2: I would start.... but about to change my password/s so she can't :clap:

[Usarka]

I'm suspicious. A guy by the name of "blind"spot has a wife called rosie....? :lol:

[skidMark]

I'm suspicious. I guy by the name of "blind"spot has a wife called rosie....? :lol:

:O oooooo mega burnz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:woohoo:

[Big Dan]

don't ya think this has gone on long enough i'd call this drival pointless

[Magua]

Pwned. I doubt he'll show his face here again under the name of Blind spot.

[klingon]

Pwned. I doubt he'll show his face here again under the name of Blind spot.

don't see why not...
If it really was his wife, it seems he will get nothing but sympathy
If it was him, then he's done an excellent job of keeping us all on edge waiting for the next episode!

[sels1]

If it was him, then he's done an excellent job of keeping us all on edge waiting for the next episode!

True, lol, and how sad is that!

[klingon]

Just take a look at the bottom of the page and see how many people are watching this thread!

[Swoop]

off limits now that the maoris are blocking access. need to take the bodies elsewhere bro.
No worries bro! A crate of Waikato Draught and the'll do the digging for ya!
Chur!!!!

don't ya think this has gone on long enough i'd call this drival pointless
Ah. The fun police has arrived. Just let people have a bit of a giggle, so long as it dosen't get personal. This thread will die off and fade into obscurity, all by itself.

[007XX]

And a little boy waits....:wait:

And a little girl waits too...:wait:

[deanohit]

Found this earlier and thought it would go well in this thread: :shutup:

[007XX]

Found this earlier and thought it would go well in this thread: :shutup:

:lol: Nice one Deano...

I'm starting to think the whole thing might be for real. The thread is slowly dying, so I would have thought that if it was a hoax, the owner would have owned up by now...

Jeepers, I do hope they are ok! :confused:

[The Pastor]

troll or not

that is the question!

[marty]

blindspot is either very patient, has another log in name, or is in the shit - still no log on since the original post.

[PuppetMaster]

He doesnt have to login to read a post.


Blindspot :girlfight: Mrs Blindspot

[NordieBoy]

blindspot is either very patient, has another log in name, or is in the shit - still no log on since the original post.

Or Mrs Spot changed his password :confused::shifty:

[The Pastor]

theres things you just dont do, rubbishing motorbikes is one of those things that you just dont do.

[007XX]

Has anyone noticed we have a guest listed at the bottom of the page...:innocent:

[PuppetMaster]

theres things you just dont do, rubbishing motorbikes is one of those things that you just dont do.


And sleeping with cousins....once is ok though, right ?

[Mikkel]

And sleeping with cousins....once is ok though, right ?

Well, as long as you don't get them pregnant I can't see there being any problems at all! ;)

[007XX]

[insert Deliverance theme song here...]

[Big Dan]

No worries bro! A crate of Waikato Draught and the'll do the digging for ya!
Chur!!!!

Ah. The fun police has arrived. Just let people have a bit of a giggle, so long as it dosen't get personal. This thread will die off and fade into obscurity, all by itself.

I'm not the fun police i just figured that each thread needs one post like this if it warrants it, i'm finding this funny but it also concerns me of the slince


Found this earlier and thought it would go well in this thread: :shutup:

wickedly cool


Has anyone noticed we have a guest listed at the bottom of the page...:innocent:

didn't really pay much attention

[deanohit]

Has anyone noticed we have a guest listed at the bottom of the page...:innocent:

Now that you mention it, I have noticed them there, but I've never really pay'ed any attention to the lurkers. :shifty:

Wonder when Blindspot is going to show up again, maybe she's buried him insted.

[Big Dan]

Now that you mention it, I have noticed them there, but I've never really pay'ed any attention to the lurkers. :shifty:

Wonder when Blindspot is going to show up again, maybe she's buried him insted.

they may have already got on the first plane to the Gold Coast

[deanohit]

We better get a postcard here at KBer then for all our helpful advice!

[Big Dan]

does make ya wonder if it was in fact any of the Blindspot's or could it be someone that find out Blindspots password and decided to have some fun but it doesn't explain his no show

how long does he have to be missing to file a missing person report

[Big Dan]

wonder what Blindspot would think finding his PM inbox flooded with concerned PM's from all that have posted on this thread

[deanohit]

48 hours I think?

Oh look, theres 2 lurkers watching now.

[Pixie]

Unbelievable!

imply your lovely man is defective

He is defective.
I don't know Blindspot but he is obviously a multiple personality case.
"figured out his password" indeed!

[Big Dan]

feels like we are in the ghetto

waiting waiting waiting waiting

[sunhuntin]

gotta say, if this isnt a troll, then mrs blindspot is someone that mr blindspot should run away from, very, very fast!

id likely knock my partner over the head if he suggested selling one of his bikes for an overseas holiday, and also if he suggested going away somewhere without me packing on the back. im betting mr works most of the week? and gets bitched at when he is home? then, by god, youd better be releived that a bike is all hes riding! everyone needs their relaxation tool, and for about everyone on this site, bikes is it.

if this woman wants sympathy, shed be better trying her luck over on trademe or on nagginghousewife.com.

[HenryDorsetCase]

Be patient. It takes time to take the body out to the Ureweras and bury it...

also you have to dig a very deep hole so Mr Iti and his ilk dont dig it up and eat it......................

[Tank]

also you have to dig a very deep hole so Mr Iti and his ilk dont dig it up and eat it......................

That is bloody insulting and inappropiate! :angry2:

guess thats why I found it so funny

[Big Dan]

3 letters come to mind

M.I.A.

[deanohit]

3 letters come to mind

M.I.A.

Either that or

K.I.A :laugh:

[Blind spot]

Relax Guys
This was a big wind up from 2 mates who shall remain un named but they are KB members.
I made the mistake of leaving the computer logged on didn't I.
It is partly true, i did go to the gold coast in lieu of getting a bike pre xmas.
The V8 ute (Falcon of course) will remain.
The white helmet is sort of true, i knew bloody well she would get a guts full of being the pillion quickly, i did try and get her to wear a hard hat from work but she snivvled a bit at that for some reason.
Truth is (and those two bloody mates know it) is that i can publicly say on this forum that i married the best lady on earth.
Fully supportive , raised 2 great kids, and can cook.
Another couple of things i can confess to are I iron my own clothes, cook tea at least 3 times a week and still enjoy her company after 30 years marriage.
Rose got a call from 1 off them today to look at the post, she rang me nearly pissing herself laughing.
Now off course my brain is working full time trying think how i will get the bastards back.

[jrandom]

BEST.

TROLL.

EVER.

:2thumbsup

[deanohit]

hahahaha, brilliant mate!


Edit: Name and shame them so they can be congratulated!!!!

[yungatart]

Relax Guys
This was a big wind up from 2 mates who shall remain un named but they are KB members.
I made the mistake of leaving the computer logged on didn't I.
It is partly true, i did go to the gold coast in lieu of getting a bike pre xmas.
The V8 ute (Falcon of course) will remain.
The white helmet is sort of true, i knew bloody well she would get a guts full of being the pillion quickly, i did try and get her to wear a hard hat from work but she snivvled a bit at that for some reason.
Truth is (and those two bloody mates know it) is that i can publicly say on this forum that i married the best lady on earth.
Fully supportive , raised 2 great kids, and can cook.
Another couple of things i can confess to are I iron my own clothes, cook tea at least 3 times a week and still enjoy her company after 30 years marriage.
Rose got a call from 1 off them today to look at the post, she rang me nearly pissing herself laughing.
Now off course my brain is working full time trying think how i will get the bastards back.

My mum always taught me that revenge is a dish best eaten cold.....

[Mikkel]

Relax Guys
This was a big wind up from 2 mates who shall remain un named but they are KB members.
I made the mistake of leaving the computer logged on didn't I.
It is partly true, i did go to the gold coast in lieu of getting a bike pre xmas.
The V8 ute (Falcon of course) will remain.
The white helmet is sort of true, i knew bloody well she would get a guts full of being the pillion quickly, i did try and get her to wear a hard hat from work but she snivvled a bit at that for some reason.
Truth is (and those two bloody mates know it) is that i can publicly say on this forum that i married the best lady on earth.
Fully supportive , raised 2 great kids, and can cook.
Another couple of things i can confess to are I iron my own clothes, cook tea at least 3 times a week and still enjoy her company after 30 years marriage.
Rose got a call from 1 off them today to look at the post, she rang me nearly pissing herself laughing.
Now off course my brain is working full time trying think how i will get the bastards back.

That's bloody hilarious. I still think you should name your mates - they deserve some bling I believe :niceone:

Good to hear you're not getting a divorce anytime soon though...

[Big Dan]

fucking brillant

name and shame who is with me here

[tide]

fucking brillant

name and shame who is with me here


That's bloody hilarious. I still think you should name your mates - they deserve some bling I believe :niceone:



Hell yeah someone needs to take the credit for this most excellent troll...

[007XX]

Bloody excellent!!!!! :clap:

Certainly had me going...:yes: :angry2:

Glad to know your lady and you are all good though...:niceone:

Now, in regards to the payback, I reckon a team effort might be in order here. After all, they did get a good chunk of the KB community going ragged for nothing!:devil2:

[Freakshow]

Fantastic read and glad to hear even Rose enjoyed it! Name and shame!!!

[Tank]

Mates can be the biggest bastards.

Buy them a beer from me - this thread has had me laughing with almost every new post.:first:

[Mom]

Noice! Apologies to Rose. Now where is that humble pie :lol:

[klingon]

Absolutely brilliant.

Please give hugs to Rose for having a good sense of humour about this. She really should get her own login - what a fantastic way to be introduced! :done:

[merv]

Relax Guys
This was a big wind up from 2 mates who shall remain un named but they are KB members.
I made the mistake of leaving the computer logged on didn't I.

Damn you couldn't see them in your Blind spot doing this prank then.

Did you chat any chicks up on the Gold Coast like I wanted you too, especially the ones that look as good as 007XX?

[paturoa]

... how i will get the bastards back.

Looking forward to it.

[RantyDave]

Farking awesome.


Now off course my brain is working full time trying think how i will get the bastards back.

Ohhh shit, they've got it coming alright.

Dave

[insane1]

those 2 have really got something coming any ideas anyone has to be messy.

[onearmedbandit]

That was fucking brilliant!