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[wari]

NOtta literrarry epic of Hitcher pro-portions ...

BUtt a wari atttempt atitt ..

HErre goes

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FLyin' A-rabb Emirates ... :eyepoke:

No queues ... :spudbooge

FRiendly HO-stesses goin' on the plane ... :love:

PLane was only 1/4 full ..

WAs gettin' quite pissy eYed® 2/3rds the way over ...:drinknsin

DEcided to stop drinkin' .... HO-stesses were gettin' less friendly and I wasn't sure how they'd treata drunk infidell ... :confused: .. plus I knew my mate would wanna have a few beers orr twelve ... he'sa pisshead and I didnt want too much ofa head start ...

STraight into the beers and bar-B on arrival ...

OFf to the pub down the road where'a HOT girlie 21st was happenin' .... wherre do I looke ? ... :shifty: ... my mate is such a regular ... all the staff know'im ...

Gotthe call to go back home .. some people wanted to meet me ... dont ask me why :spudwhat: ... (he lives withis parents ... >30yrs olde) ... but he has boughta warehouse that he's fittin' out to livin.

DRank waaaaay too much and gotto bed at 3am NZ time ...

[wari]

I Wasawake at dawns crack .. feelin' abit seedy .. only a few hours sleepe .. hadda shower and gott ready for the day ahead ...

HAdda piece of toast and a cuppa ... was gettin' seeedier ... cursin' myself for drinkin' that VILE australian VB beer ... its wickedd wickedd wickedd stuff and I'll NEVER drinkit again ... its poison and it tastes like shitte ... and thatsa fact ... :yeah:

MInde you ... I said that last time I went over to the superrbikes ... ... that time I had the WORSTE headache I've everr had ... :angry:

PAuly's mate turned uppe ... nice bloke ... ex-diabettic ... hadda cidney and that other organn to fix diabeties transplante ... cant remmemmber what itis ... PLus he had been blind ... but was laserd back to vision healthe ... amazing what they can do these days.

HEld myself together for the trip down ... sippin' on water to re-hYdrate ... but boy was I feelin' sorry fur myself. .. :(

PAully taked me into havin' a VB ... reckonned it was his fathers(adoctor) recipe to fix my PRe-dicament ... I agreed suspiciously ...

TOoke a while to get throughit ... butt was feelin' better ... even managed a burgerrbreakfast .. :spudguita

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more to come ...

[wari]

Witha big crowd in the cheepseets® ($75 ) its hard to getta good vantage point at PHillips Island ...


WAs over 100 thousand people there ... orso I heard .. :spudwhat:

GOtta great pic of a ro-tund copper complete with his shirt hangin' out waddlin' around ... .. he wassa crackuppe ... :killingme

THe cute chick per ugly bloke ratio was very poor :( ... I didnt have my beer glasses on so the ratio may've been better 'n perceaved ...

BUt the ones that were there ... more than made uppe for the lacke of quantitty .. :spudbooge .. I got a good pic of the coastline with a bunch of 'em walkin' past .. ... I lovit when they wear baggs and the strap parts their you knowwhats ...

DIdnt buy any merchanidse ... I JUsthate queues ... we dont queue :no:
THe aussie airforce put ona display withan fa18 hornette ... ? THat was orrrrsome ... huge noise and powerr ... passed over the track about 5 times and finished uppe witha vertickle thingamajigaviche® up into the sky and disappeared ... At full noise the thing'll run outta fuel in 15 minutes ...


STill more to come ... :spudwave:

[wari]

THe racing was madd crazy ... :doobey:

EXciting as ... and noisy as too ...

THose fellas have twinn utter genes I'm sure ofit .. ROssi hassa tripplenipple® nutter gene ...

SEriously I wasatta loss for wirds watchin' him ... esp on the last lappe :yeah:

FOunda good vantage point to see the race and a big screen to follew'em around with ...

THe 250's and 125's were great to watch aswell ... withouth the same noise and obvious power... But reall good entertainment :yeah: ... nutter gene + adolescents = abunchofcrazymixeduppeyoungfools® .. was brilliante .. and boy oh boy are they fast ... :yeah:

THeday went reall quick ... and the wait to gettouta the carpark went reall slow ... tookan hour ... some of the drunken aussies were quite irrritated abouthat ...
... but gotta good laugh from wari

SAw a Harley onthe side of the road with a poole of oil underitt ... didnt stop as they already had hellp ... :eyepoke:

GOt back to PAulies place ... hadda feed of fish and chips anda beer ...

PAulie wassa bit schickered after drinkin' a fair bit during the day and I was rooted from lacke of sleep and walking 400.5% more than normal ... bed

UPpe again early PAulie dropped me offat the airport ... no dramas ... kept off the beers on the way home ... hadd 3 months worth ina weekend ... was enough for me. :yeah:

ANd that was my tripp ... pity about the camera (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=5975) :spudwave:

[White trash]

Ha Ha. You'd make the PREferct travelling companion for ol' WT. Well done

[gav]

Excellent, best write up on here by a mile :)

[Two Smoker]

Orrssssmmmee right uppe wArI, you ToPS .......

[NC]

Hehe

I wanna see the pic of the :Police: :laugh:


But the camera is broke-did :weep:

[toads]

I pictured it all in my mind :confused2

[Hitcher]

That was well worth the effort of wreeding™. Good effort, Young Wari.

I may have misunderstood, but can you buy beer in Australia?