WTF is this pictured then?

[dangerous]

Ok, what are we looking at here?

[JMemonic]

A crank, con rod and the lower end of a piston skirt, now who's engine is it ?

[dangerous]

A crank, con rod and the lower end of a piston skirt, now who's engine is it ?

Thats right.. I wana know what and whos engine.

[Supermoto Junkie]

A crank, con rod and the lower end of a piston skirt, now who's engine is it ?

Two conrods I think you'll find..........hang on is that my skirt you're looking up....i thought i turned my web cam off

[JMemonic]

Two conrods I think you'll find.

Hmm you are right and in that configuration its a V type engine.


.........hang on is that my skirt you're looking up....i thought i turned my web cam off

:eek5::crazy::gob:

[Weaver]

I'm going to go out on a limb and say its a V-twin

[JMemonic]

Thats right.. I wana know what and whos engine.

Hmm I don't know if I really want to answer that cause depending on who's it is someone is going to be a tad annoyed due the their bike being off the road and in pieces.

I guess someone will have a good reason for not joining next weeks cruisy ride

[Supermoto Junkie]

I might even go as far to say I think it might be a Harley...??? Conrods sharing a journal????

[JMemonic]

I might even go as far to say I think it might be a Harley...??? Conrods sharing a journal????

I suspect the bike begins with a B and end in L

[200BUSA]

A Guzzi thats shit itself.

[Sully60]

Well I know what it ain't and its not a Harley.(not and EVO or older anyway)

Too much metal for a jappa.

Looks to clean to be an old Guzzi.

Why have you dropped the sump pan Dangerous??
These usually aren't the bits that go wrong on Guzzi's (from my miniscule experience)
Must be something else??? But I think not.

Sorry not from down there so don't know who.

[Supermoto Junkie]

I suspect the bike begins with a B and end in L

I was close.......B----L

B...ewwwwwwe....l

[Ghost_Bullet]

Ok, what are we looking at here?

I am gonna throw a guess in, and say it is ya Guzz. But I am not sure what we are looking at that is wrong in there???:mellow:

Maybe that black bit of plastic is in wrong spot?

[Rashika]

Thats how you do an oil filter change on a ....

[dangerous]

I might even go as far to say I think it might be a Harley...??? Conrods sharing a journal????

I KILL YOU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


I guess someone will have a good reason for not joining next weeks cruisy ride
Ohh it will be there :first:



A Guzzi thats shit itself.
You C@&T


Maybe that black bit of plastic is in wrong spot?

WTF... ohh yeah i see it well done, ya noddy thats the dip stick and yes its not in the right place.

[Sully60]

I KILL YOU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Yes KIIIIILLLL HIIIIMM:mad:
Harley, phhfft.

Confusing a totally masuline machine for something that has male and female conrods on one pin, Hemaphorodite machines

[Sully60]

I KILL YOU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Yes KIIIIILLLL HIIIIMM:mad:
Harley, phhfft.

Confusing a totally masuline machine for something that has male and female conrods on one pin, Hemaphorodite tractor engines!

Edit: Please ignore the above post I was editing it and this happened, who's the Hemo now!

[nudemetalz]

Yup lots of bolts and sump comes off....just to change oil filter on our beloved Guzzis.
It's called Italian logic....yup, a contradiction.....

[JMemonic]

Yup lots of bolts and sump comes off....just to change oil filter on our beloved Guzzis.
It's called Italian logic....yup, a contradiction.....

Interesting system, but then I guess the bike would be built in such a way that one does not have to pull the engine out of the frame and spend half a day on the task.

I really should have picked it was the Guzzi when I saw http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=60367

[Paul in NZ]

Christ - hope you didn't pay much for that thing - looks identical to mine.. Except mines nearly 30 years old... :shifty:

[Dave-]

measure the angle of the cyclinders...that'll lower the numbers.

[Mikkel]

It looks like metal to me...

[scumdog]

Yup lots of bolts and sump comes off....just to change oil filter on our beloved Guzzis.
It's called Italian logic....yup, a contradiction.....

As Hitcher would say: It's an oxymoron, sort of like 'honest politician'

[skidMark]

WTF... ohh yeah i see it well done, ya noddy thats the dip stick and yes its not in the right place.


what are you on about u wernt in the photos.....

your the dipstick...geddit :spanking:

[scumdog]

Ok, what are we looking at here?

Looks not too far different from a sidevalve Ford V8 I had once:whistle::bleh::dodge:

[dangerous]

Righto oh ya bunch a smart arsed bikers...
Its the guts of my V11, I was performing a oil filter change. Now unlike Pauls old dunger (MG blocks havent changed in 3 decades) The later MG has a large cap in the sump which you remove to acess the filter.
But the wankers that were working on the bike last did the filter up so tight I had to remove the sump just like the old days.

The oil filter in a Guzzi sits inside the engine just under the crank submerged in oil, weird aye so primative but very easy to work on as was setting the valve clearances.:2thumbsup

[Kickaha]

The oil filter in a Guzzi sits inside the engine just under the crank submerged in oil, weird aye so primative but very easy to work on

K100 BMW is the same as well

[scumdog]

The oil filter in a Guzzi sits inside the engine just under the crank submerged in oil, weird aye so primative but very easy to work on as was setting the valve clearances.:2thumbsup

All very marvelous I'm sure - but I'll stick wth ye olde Harley with the hydraulic tappets and easy-to-get-at-and-remove chrome-plated out in the breeze oil filters thank you very much....:nya::2thumbsup:lol: