Cops are legends!

[dpbrt]

Got up this afternoon, tripped over the pile of pizza boxes and beer cans from last week, jumped on the ol ten speed and headed off to work defiantly.
:scooter:
Was thinking i shouldn't have had that xtra slice of pizza last night and was contemplating a smoke when I heard a noise, looking behind me i saw the dreaded red and blues.

Long story short $25 fine for doing 55 in a fifty zone and a friendly reminder to put me pants on before heading out the door tomorrow.

Gutted as I was about the ticket, the copa was a real sport and gave me a copy to show me mates.:2thumbsup

Wow thanks nz police for showing me that a fat man on a tenspeed doing fifty five in his undies is just as important as a man on a vtr defiantly doing 80k's!:scooter:

Cheers NZ Police you're the best!

[Clivoris]

I have no words. Welcome?

[paturoa]

jumped on the ol ten speed and headed off to work defiantly.....fine for doing 55 in a fifty zone

you got a ticket for 55 on a pedly?

Surely your name was Disco Dan or Skiddy when the cop asked...

[Boob Johnson]

wtf lol!


ps: welcome to the site, great first post :2thumbsup

[Chrislost]

are you foreal?
i shall think twice about wheeliengmy bmx past every cop i see from now onwards!

[dpbrt]

I have no words. Welcome?

:2thumbsup Cheers for the welcome! but i have to say you've opened yourself up for this one:

he he! you just admitted in public to a fat man on a tenspeed in his undies rendering you speechless!:clap:

any other takers :wari:

[NighthawkNZ]

down hill tail wind and turbo boost farts ???

I guess the only way you would know you are doing 55 on a 10speed is that you are passing cages that are doing 50... (yeah right more likely they were doing 60k) unless you had a speedo and they aren't your pants kind of speedos

[dpbrt]

wtf lol!


ps: welcome to the site, great first post :2thumbsup

lol thanks boobs!:Punk:

[Clivoris]

:2thumbsup Cheers for the welcome! but i have to say you've opened yourself up for this one:

he he! you just admitted in public to a fat man on a tenspeed in his undies rendering you speechless!:clap:

any other takers :wari:

:lol:I'm often caught without words when aroused. I'm far too visual for my own good:shifty:

[NighthawkNZ]

:lol:I'm often caught without words when aroused. I'm far too visual for my own good:shifty:

errr you were aroused by....







Rocks back and forth
Happy place... happy place

[dpbrt]

down hill tail wind and turbo boost farts ???

I guess the only way you would know you are doing 55 on a 10speed is that you are passing cages that are doing 50... (yeah right more likely they were doing 60k) unless you had a speedo and they aren't your pants kind of speedos

Oh come on! be fair i got one of them thar fancy computer gadget thingee's that straps onto the handlebars and tells me i'm goin too fast.

actually what is the fine for doing a wheelie in heavy traffic on a bmx? *thinks thoughtfully* i'll get back to you on that one <_<:niceone:

[Macktheknife]

That is one of the funniest things I have read in ages!
Brilliant, bling sent, well done.
Oh and welcome to KB, you are going to fit in real well here! lol

[Defiant]

Ah ha! so it was YOU that flew past me whilst i was gettin' booked.....Ahahaha...the coppa' said he get you later...........:clap::clap:

Welcome to KB......nice first thread.....

PS: damn i could have done without that pic in my head though.....LOL.....

[Bren]

10 speed...fat man...in undies...WELCOME...another weirdo in our midst, like we dont have a shortage....

LOL welcome and good post!

[bandit_girl]

Got up this afternoon, tripped over the pile of pizza boxes and beer cans from last week, jumped on the ol ten speed and headed off to work defiantly.
:scooter:
Was thinking i shouldn't have had that xtra slice of pizza last night and was contemplating a smoke when I heard a noise, looking behind me i saw the dreaded red and blues.

Long story short $25 fine for doing 55 in a fifty zone and a friendly reminder to put me pants on before heading out the door tomorrow.

Gutted as I was about the ticket, the copa was a real sport and gave me a copy to show me mates.:2thumbsup

Wow thanks nz police for showing me that a fat man on a tenspeed doing fifty five in his undies is just as important as a man on a vtr defiantly doing 80k's!:scooter:

Cheers NZ Police you're the best!

You've certainly made an impression for your first post.
To visualize you on a ten speed without your pants is something that will scar me for life.lol
"A fat man on a ten speed is like a walker with training wheels".

[carver]

Got up this afternoon, tripped over the pile of pizza boxes and beer cans from last week, jumped on the ol ten speed and headed off to work defiantly.
:scooter:
Was thinking i shouldn't have had that xtra slice of pizza last night and was contemplating a smoke when I heard a noise, looking behind me i saw the dreaded red and blues.

Long story short $25 fine for doing 55 in a fifty zone and a friendly reminder to put me pants on before heading out the door tomorrow.

Gutted as I was about the ticket, the copa was a real sport and gave me a copy to show me mates.:2thumbsup

Wow thanks nz police for showing me that a fat man on a tenspeed doing fifty five in his undies is just as important as a man on a vtr defiantly doing 80k's!:scooter:

Cheers NZ Police you're the best!

at en speed you say?
how many CC?

[Mom]

Long story short $25 fine for doing 55 in a fifty zone and a friendly reminder to put me pants on before heading out the door tomorrow.




You will get to know me sooner or later........Hi and welcome to KB.

I am one of the members that loudly supports ATGATT and really hates people that exceed the speed limit in a 50 zone!

Mom

[Monkeyboy]

"Long story short $25 fine for doing 55 in a fifty zone and a friendly reminder to put me pants on before heading out the door tomorrow.

Gutted as I was about the ticket, the copa was a real sport and gave me a copy to show me mates.:2thumbsup"

You're full of shit.

[spudchucka]

Got up this afternoon, tripped over the pile of pizza boxes and beer cans from last week, jumped on the ol ten speed and headed off to work defiantly.
:scooter:
Was thinking i shouldn't have had that xtra slice of pizza last night and was contemplating a smoke when I heard a noise, looking behind me i saw the dreaded red and blues.

Long story short $25 fine for doing 55 in a fifty zone and a friendly reminder to put me pants on before heading out the door tomorrow.

Gutted as I was about the ticket, the copa was a real sport and gave me a copy to show me mates.:2thumbsup

Wow thanks nz police for showing me that a fat man on a tenspeed doing fifty five in his undies is just as important as a man on a vtr defiantly doing 80k's!:scooter:

Cheers NZ Police you're the best!

Got a scanner? That's one ticket I'd love to see a copy of.

[cave weta]

I raced a Harley the other day and after some really hard riding I managed
to PASS the guy. I was riding on one of those really, really
twisting sections of the Whitianga road with no straight sections to
speak of and where most of the bends have warning signs that
say "MAX SPEED 50 KPH".

I knew if I was going to pass one of those monsters with the
big-cubic-inch motors, it would have to be a place like this where
handling and rider skill are more important than horsepower alone.

I saw the guy up ahead as I came out of one of the turns and knew I could
catch him, but it wouldn't be easy. I concentrated on my braking and
cornering. Three corners later, I was on his mudguard. Catching him
was one thing; passing him would prove to be another.

Two corners later, I pulled up next to him as we sailed down the
hill. I think he was shocked to see me next to him, as I nearly
got by him before he could recover. Next corner, same thing. I'd
manage to pull up next to him as we started to enter the corners but
when we came out he'd get on the throttle and out-power me. His
horsepower was almost too much to overcome, but this only made me
more determined than ever.

My only hope was to out-brake him. I held off squeezing the lever
until the last instant. I kept my nerve while he lost his. In an
instant I was by him. Corner after corner, I could hear the roar of
his engine as he struggled to keep up. Three more miles to go before
the road straightens out and he would pass me for good.

But now I was in the lead and he would no longer hold me back. I
stretched out my lead and by the time we reached the bottom of the
hill, he was more than a full corner behind. I could no longer see
him each time I snuck a quick look behind.

Once the road did straighten out, it seemed like it took miles
before he passed me, but it was probably just a few hundred yards. I
was no match for that kind of horsepower, but it was done. In the
tightest section of road, where bravery and skill count for more
than horsepower and money, I had passed him. Though it was
not easy, I had won the race to the bottom of the mountain and I had
preserved the proud tradition of one of the best bits of Japanese technology.

I will always remember that moment. I don't think I've ever pedalled
so hard in my life. And, some of the credit must go to Shimano Bicycles, as well.
They really make a great bike.

95% of all Harleys ever made are still on the road
the rest made it home!

[Magua]

Legends indeed. I've never heard of anyone being ticketed on a bicycle before. :S

[Oakie]

You've certainly made an impression for your first post.
To visualize you on a ten speed without your pants is something that will scar me for life.lol
"A fat man on a ten speed is like a walker with training wheels".

Oh thanks very much guys. For about a year I've been trying to forget the image I saw of an exessively fat assed guy cycling down the road, not in undies ... but in very overstressed bike pants. (They were so stretched you could actually see his ass crack through them). Over the past year I had succeeded in getting the memory down to a vague blurry image but now it's all flooding back in all it's horror. :crybaby: I feel therapy coming on....

[dpbrt]

roflmao, wow you guys really are the fun loving community i've heard so much about. Look foward to more posts, the odd limmerick and a couple of quotes thrown in for good measure. Thanks for the warm welcome everyone!


To the one who said I was full of sh!t yup i was after a week of pizza and cody's but a lengthy pondering sesson in the thunder box and a quick stir and wipe that issue was resolved, food for thought.

To the stirrers wife, i love you already and want to have your babies. You say such nice things i'm glad i didn't tell you about the time i went 95 over the harbour bridge on rollarskates behind a mates hq wagon!!! oops hang on! ahhh damm!t!

[Defiant]

You will get to know me sooner or later........Hi and welcome to KB.

I am one of the members that loudly supports ATGATT and really hates people that exceed the speed limit in a 50 zone!

Mom

Its nice to see you see this thread in the intent that it was meant....


DBRT....Awesome thread good to see some fresh new laughs here......


PPS: ATGATT????? geeeze i must still be too new to this place what the heck is that? Against The Grain And Thats That??? (maybe).....LOL:buggerd:

[dpbrt]

I raced a Harley the other day and after some really hard riding I managed
to PASS the guy...

lol :msn-wink:

[Defiant]

Hey DPBRT....... heres one for you.....

MOM ......lol.....


M istress
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M ayhem

:2thumbsup:2thumbsup

[98tls]

Welcome from downunder downunder.An Aucklander with a real sense of humour,nice.

[Katman]

Am I the only one who sees the connection?

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=60511

[dpbrt]

Oh thanks very much guys. For about a year I've been trying to forget the image I saw of an exessively fat assed guy cycling down the road, not in undies ... but in very overstressed bike pants. (They were so stretched you could actually see his ass crack through them). Over the past year I had succeeded in getting the memory down to a vague blurry image but now it's all flooding back in all it's horror. :crybaby: I feel therapy coming on....

That's cool dude, i'll give you my therapists number and we can double to our sessions, umm do you want belly or buttside?:rockon:

ps. hey defiant atgatt possibly = A troubled girl tasting tree tomatos

[MaxB]

Its nice to see you see this thread in the intent that it was meant....


DBRT....Awesome thread good to see some fresh new laughs here......


PPS: ATGATT????? geeeze i must still be too new to this place what the heck is that? Against The Grain And Thats That??? (maybe).....LOL:buggerd:

All the Gear, All the Time

[dpbrt]

Am I the only one who sees the connection?

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=60511
haha chocky fish for ya dude! but i have been warned about riding my bike in me undies ;)

[dpbrt]

at en speed you say?
how many CC?

Had at least half a bag i'd say, hmm i think they might have been spicy tomato:clap:

[Katman]

haha chocky fish for ya dude!

Yeah, clearly it doesn't take a lot of brains to ride a motorcycle.:msn-wink:

[Toaster]

:2thumbsup Cheers for the welcome! but i have to say you've opened yourself up for this one:

he he! you just admitted in public to a fat man on a tenspeed in his undies rendering you speechless!:clap:

any other takers :wari:

Shame it wasn't a speed camera, so we could all enjoy the photo!

[Defiant]

Am I the only one who sees the connection?

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=60511



Hahahaha it took awhile for most of them....i picked up on it as soon as i read the DEFIANTLY part......HAHAHAHAHA>.........good piss take DPBRT....
:2thumbsup

[Katman]

Hahahaha it took awhile for most of them

Perhaps we should spell it out for them Defiant - (or should I say dpbrt?).

[dpbrt]

Brains, i did have one of those once, couldn't figure out how to work it tho' so i stuck it under one of the kitchen table legs.

:woohoo:

speed camera photo now there's an idea! psst!

[Defiant]

Perhaps we should spell it out for them Defiant - (or should I say dpbrt?).



??????????

[dpbrt]

Perhaps we should spell it out for them Defiant - (or should I say dpbrt?).

Lol you're on the right track katman, but i'm not defiant. I'm his brother.
*cue soap opera dramatic scene music*

Defiant and Bandit girl talk about this site all the time so i thought i'd jump on and check it out.

I'm still saving for a bike but i do happen to be pretty handy with a camera, so anyone in auckland wanting a decent piccie of their bike and wanting to contribute to the cause, drop me a line.

[scumdog]

to PASS the guy.

I passed a big turd once and that made me grunt a bit so I expect passing a guy would REALLY make your eyes water eh???

[cave weta]

I passed a big turd once and that made me grunt a bit so I expect passing a guy would REALLY make your eyes water eh???

:niceone::niceone::niceone::niceone:

[peasea]

Got up this afternoon, tripped over the pile of pizza boxes and beer cans from last week, jumped on the ol ten speed and headed off to work defiantly.
:scooter:
Was thinking i shouldn't have had that xtra slice of pizza last night and was contemplating a smoke when I heard a noise, looking behind me i saw the dreaded red and blues.

Long story short $25 fine for doing 55 in a fifty zone and a friendly reminder to put me pants on before heading out the door tomorrow.

Gutted as I was about the ticket, the copa was a real sport and gave me a copy to show me mates.:2thumbsup

Wow thanks nz police for showing me that a fat man on a tenspeed doing fifty five in his undies is just as important as a man on a vtr defiantly doing 80k's!:scooter:

Cheers NZ Police you're the best!

Actually, you're wrong. Most of them are lying, trigger-happy bullies.
And that's a fact.
Just ask Mr Iti.

[scumdog]

Actually, you're wrong. Most of them are lying, trigger-happy bullies.
And that's a fact.
Just ask Mr Iti.

Wotchoo talking 'bout Willis - nobody's shot Mr Iti have they??

[Reckless]

Oh thanks very much guys. For about a year I've been trying to forget the image I saw of an exessively fat assed guy cycling down the road, not in undies ... but in very overstressed bike pants. (They were so stretched you could actually see his ass crack through them). Over the past year I had succeeded in getting the memory down to a vague blurry image but now it's all flooding back in all it's horror. :crybaby: I feel therapy coming on....

So you only glanced over huh!:doctor:

[janno]

Plump chaps in lycra on bicycles look like coloured condoms stuffed with potatoes merrily wheeling down the road . . .

However, for the plumpishly inclined, a bike is a great idea. Means you can allow yourself an extra pizza for the effort of cycling down to Pizza Hut. Plus the return trip merits an extra ration of the beverage of your choice.

Welcome to the site!

Pics of said undies, please. Bet they were frilly pink ones and you were supposed to be in a standard regulation black g that morning. :eek5: So of course you got a ticket, you silly man.

[Defiant]

Plump chaps in lycra on bicycles look like coloured condoms stuffed with potatoes merrily wheeling down the road . . .

However, for the plumpishly inclined, a bike is a great idea. Means you can allow yourself an extra pizza for the effort of cycling down to Pizza Hut. Plus the return trip merits an extra ration of the beverage of your choice.

Welcome to the site!

Pics of said undies, please. Bet they were frilly pink ones and you were supposed to be in a standard regulation black g that morning. :eek5: So of course you got a ticket, you silly man.

hahahahaha...:clap:



Arghhhhhhhhhhh!!....(Shivers)......No pictures No pictures.......(Shivers)

[Swoop]

Wotchoo talking 'bout Willis - nobody's shot Mr Iti have they??
We wish.
EDIT: Bloody 10 chars...

[Patrick]

Got up this afternoon, tripped over the pile of pizza boxes and beer cans from last week, jumped on the ol ten speed and headed off to work defiantly.
:scooter:
Was thinking i shouldn't have had that xtra slice of pizza last night and was contemplating a smoke when I heard a noise, looking behind me i saw the dreaded red and blues.

Long story short $25 fine for doing 55 in a fifty zone and a friendly reminder to put me pants on before heading out the door tomorrow.

Gutted as I was about the ticket, the copa was a real sport and gave me a copy to show me mates.:2thumbsup

Wow thanks nz police for showing me that a fat man on a tenspeed doing fifty five in his undies is just as important as a man on a vtr defiantly doing 80k's!:scooter:

Cheers NZ Police you're the best!

You were fined??? Truth is more like the cop gave you $25 so you could buy something to hide the budgie smugglers... or was it your wifes thong? Think of the children!!!

He was only slowing you up so his mates could get to the donut shop before ya.

[ninjac]

the copa was a real sport and gave me a copy to show me mates.:2thumbsup
Cheers NZ Police you're the best!

It has to be made up!
Good cops are a myth!

[spudchucka]

Truth is more like the cop gave you $25 so you could buy something to hide the budgie smugglers... or was it your wifes thong?.

Last time I looked the minimum speeding fine was $30, that guy is just another KB blowhard.

[Patrick]

Last time I looked the minimum speeding fine was $30, that guy is just another KB blowhard.

Think it is actually $10... nothing is worth $25, a tinnie maybe... but it was still a funny bugger introduction!!!!

[Defiant]

He was only slowing you up so his mates could get to the donut shop before ya.

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:


either that or they wanted a closer look....Aaaahhhahahahaha....

[McDuck]

Am I the only one who sees the connection?

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=60511

Lol yep....

[The Pastor]

how can you get a ticket on a bicycle? what happens if u dont have a drivers licence?

nice troll _b