Disco Dans Women Theory

[Disco Dan]

In my experience women have fitted into two categories, and as such has formed the basis of my original theory:



Fit Chicks (Thin) - Bitches, nasty and manipulative creatures.
Heavy Chicks - Fantastic personalities and generally nice people.

Basically cant have it both ways - either fit and a bitch or heavy and nice personality.

Why? Well I can only assume, but the fit chicks know they are fit and use it to their advantage to get what they want. Heavy chicks, again know they are overweight and focus on their personalities and brains to get what they want.

Sad really. But there is a compromise - Chicks with a big bum or 'thunder thighs' while the rest of them is 'fit' - otherwise known as "the pear". These women generally are pretty nice people but still use their breasts to get ahead in life while still having full functions of their brains.

Now.. following on from this... yes theres more of Discos women theory!

I have noticed a pattern in names, now this is not just limited to women but men too:

Everyone by the same name has shared the same personality traits -

Everyone I have met in life called:

Aaron - Generally great people, easy going and generous.
Andrea - Feel they can talk down to me, tell me what to do all the time.
Lisa - Complete bitches, every Lisa I have met has been a bitch - constantly trying to prove she is better than me in everyway possible (even when she is not!)
Toni - Generally nice, but can turn quickly. Very sexually energised and randy.
Kelvin/Kevin - At face value, a great person - but underneath its all about him, and will use me for what ever he can get.
Murray - Easy going and laid back, very earthy and morally balanced.
Mark - Generally agrevating and grinds away at my patients in some form.
Andrew - Complete personality opposite and very difficult to get to know - also shares "lisa" traits of 'betterness'.
Laura - Fantastic personalities, and nearly always results in me having a huge crush that ends in tears or a fantastic friendship.

Now there are many more examples, and of course the odd exception - however.. not more than one or two at the most. At least that I have encountered. Even then the 'exception' will most likely show his/her true colours and be demoted to his/her category anyway soon enough.

I did hear on the radio that people whos name starts with A, B, & C - generally get a,b or c's in school/uni and the same with peoples names that start with D, E, F etc generally get poor marks. Also we apparently subconciously choose partners whos name starts with the same letter as ours. Creepy.

So thats Disco Dans Womens Theory. Has not failed me yet. Bet you all see why im single now!

I know.. I have a warped view of the world.

[jazbug5]

Mate. You need help.

[Disco Dan]

Mate. You need help.

Yeah I know, could not work out how to do bullet point thingies.

[Stickchick]

Dude you are seriously unwell. No wonder you are single, as not all fit women are bitches, nasty and manipulative creatures. I'm not fit so to speak but I am thin and I definitely am not what you describe.

Did you ever think that women react to you because of the way you portray yourself in the first instance?

[Big Dave]

>> patients<<

Needs a ferkin' dictionary more like..

[Disco Dan]

Dude you are seriously unwell. No wonder you are single, as not all fit women are bitches, nasty and manipulative creatures. I'm not fit so to speak but I am thin and I definitely am not what you describe.

Did you ever think that women react to you because of the way you portray yourself in the first instance?

mwuahahaha... its starting... :devil2:

[jrandom]

LOL!

Someone has a very foolish crush, I think...

Still, she might be getting desperate round about now, so you never know, dude, you could be in with a grin.

:niceone:

[Disco Dan]

>> patients<<

Needs a ferkin' dictionary more like..


Yeah.. but its before 12, I mean really... whos together before then! Can still taste the toothpaste!

[Finn]

Aaron - Generally great people, easy going and generous.

Gee thanks Dan.

[kiwifruit]

Dan, have you tried swinging the other way?
Give me a bell some time

[jrandom]

But there is a compromise - Chicks with a big bum or 'thunder thighs' while the rest of them is 'fit' - otherwise known as "the pear". These women generally are pretty nice people but still use their breasts to get ahead in life while still having full functions of their brains.

... and their noses?

:rofl:

[Big Dave]

Yeah.. but its before 12, I mean really... whos together before then! Can still taste the toothpaste!

Excused. .

[Disco Dan]

Dan, have you tried swinging the other way?
Give me a bell some time

Yeah, tried that once in primary school... instead of forwards and backwards - tried sideways. Ended up knocking the kid on the swing next to me off... did not end well.

[janno]

Who's that trip trapping on my bridge . . . says the TROLL! :corn:

[Rosie]

Fit Chicks - Bitches, nasty and manipulative creatures.



I'd better practise being manipulative. Seems I'm letting the team down :mellow:

[Disco Dan]

I'd better practise being manipulative. Seems I'm letting the team down :mellow:

Absolutely, heck next i'll be trimming my mostache, eating egg sandwiches and gassing small children. Be world war all over again.... :innocent:

[BuFfY]

Laura - Fantastic personalities, and nearly always results in me having a huge crush that ends in tears or a fantastic friendship.


awwwwwwwww

[Disco Dan]

awwwwwwwww

Hey dont get tooo ahead of yourself there missy! ...I know about 4 Lauras!! But have not had an exception to that name yet :whistle:

[BuFfY]

Hey dont get tooo ahead of yourself there missy! ...I know about 4 Lauras!! But have not had an exception to that name yet :whistle:

mmmm hence the "aww" comment :D
Thanks love

[Grahameeboy]

Gee thanks Dan.

There are always exceptions....

[Grahameeboy]

Dan you are only 24, re-post this in 10 years time eh?

[Mikkel]

In my experience women have fitted into two categories, and as such has formed the basis of my original theory:



Fit Chicks (Thin) - Bitches, nasty and manipulative creatures.
Heavy Chicks - Fantastic personalities and generally nice people.

Basically cant have it both ways - either fit and a bitch or heavy and nice personality.

Why? Well I can only assume, but the fit chicks know they are fit and use it to their advantage to get what they want. Heavy chicks, again know they are overweight and focus on their personalities and brains to get what they want.

Sad really. But there is a compromise - Chicks with a big bum or 'thunder thighs' while the rest of them is 'fit' - otherwise known as "the pear". These women generally are pretty nice people but still use their breasts to get ahead in life while still having full functions of their brains.

Now.. following on from this... yes theres more of Discos women theory!

I have noticed a pattern in names, now this is not just limited to women but men too:

Everyone by the same name has shared the same personality traits -

Everyone I have met in life called:

Aaron - Generally great people, easy going and generous.
Andrea - Feel they can talk down to me, tell me what to do all the time.
Lisa - Complete bitches, every Lisa I have met has been a bitch - constantly trying to prove she is better than me in everyway possible (even when she is not!)
Toni - Generally nice, but can turn quickly. Very sexually energised and randy.
Kelvin/Kevin - At face value, a great person - but underneath its all about him, and will use me for what ever he can get.
Murray - Easy going and laid back, very earthy and morally balanced.
Mark - Generally agrevating and grinds away at my patients in some form.
Andrew - Complete personality opposite and very difficult to get to know - also shares "lisa" traits of 'betterness'.
Laura - Fantastic personalities, and nearly always results in me having a huge crush that ends in tears or a fantastic friendship.

Now there are many more examples, and of course the odd exception - however.. not more than one or two at the most. At least that I have encountered. Even then the 'exception' will most likely show his/her true colours and be demoted to his/her category anyway soon enough.

I did hear on the radio that people whos name starts with A, B, & C - generally get a,b or c's in school/uni and the same with peoples names that start with D, E, F etc generally get poor marks. Also we apparently subconciously choose partners whos name starts with the same letter as ours. Creepy.

So thats Disco Dans Womens Theory. Has not failed me yet. Bet you all see why im single now!

I know.. I have a warped view of the world.

I'd say pretty much spot on :niceone: ;)

...or I could say at least you got a theory. Some of us haven't bothered trying to come up with an explanation yet...

However, I've met "heavy chicks" with personality flaws as well. Actually, thinking about it the most nastily bitchy people (male and female) I've met have been obese.

[SwanTiger]

Obviously Dan has a crush on someone with the same name as in his list and he is using this thread as a feble attempt to draw attention to the fact.

Dan, you really do need help, be a man, if she doesn't want you get over it.

[kevfromcoro]

What about star signs.
The last 3 relationships i have had ...have been Virgos
All turned out to be a pack of cunts

[jrandom]

What about star signs.
The last 3 relationships i have had ...have been Virgos
All turned out to be a pack of cunts

Oh yeah, and Scorpios? Just say no.

*shudders*

[Disco Dan]

What about star signs.
The last 3 relationships i have had ...have been Virgos
All turned out to be a pack of cunts

I think its a "heard of cunts" ..and yes. I've heard of cunts!!

[Disco Dan]

Obviously Dan has a crush on someone with the same name as in his list and he is using this thread as a feble attempt to draw attention to the fact.

Dan, you really do need help, be a man, if she doesn't want you get over it.

Oh no, your reading into it too much. Had this theory since high school, the name one however is new.

[Stickchick]

Oh yeah, and Scorpios? Just say no.

*shudders*

I'm sure I can change your mind and you will shudder at Geminis too....There are two sides to us :devil2:;)

[Disco Dan]

I'm sure I can change your mind and you will shudder at Geminis too....There are two sides to us :devil2:;)

+1 Gemmini here.

:bleh:

Gemminis make the best match for each other dont you know.... :msn-wink:

[SwanTiger]

I'm sure I can change your mind and you will shudder at Geminis too....There are two sides to us :devil2:;)

I'm a Gemini too, how about you and I meet up, it'd be like a foursome. :msn-wink:

[imdying]

Oh no, your reading into it too much. Had this theory since high school, the name one however is new.Ahahahah, just how fucking stupid do you take us for...

[kevfromcoro]

Scorpios...horny muthas,,,,,
but still have the sting in the tail.
BTW.. DD..its a flocking of cunts....
not a herd

[Stickchick]

+1 Gemmini here.

:bleh:

Gemminis make the best match for each other dont you know.... :msn-wink:

You will have to try harder than that...I'm a woman with standards :bleh:

[hospitalfood]

Fit Chicks (Thin) -[/B] Bitches, nasty and manipulative creatures.
Heavy Chicks - Fantastic personalities and generally nice people

interesting.........
a good friend of mines MUM told him there are 2 types of woman. Sluts, or Whores.

personally I think that you ( disco ) and my mates mum need professional help.

For me I guess there are 2 types, my girlfriend and all the others.

[iwilde]

Are you saying that you can only pick up fatties? And all this time I though you were a homo, but in actual fact you're just not choosie.

[Mikkel]

Fit Chicks (Thin) -[/B] Bitches, nasty and manipulative creatures.
Heavy Chicks - Fantastic personalities and generally nice people

interesting.........
a good friend of mines MUM told him there are 2 types of woman. Sluts, or Whores.

personally I think that you ( disco ) and my mates mum need professional help.

A guy from my highschool had a saying: "There are two kinds of women - whores and crackwhores!"
Guess I haven't met that many women yet then...


For me I guess there are 2 types, my girlfriendS and all the others.

If you're going to generalise at least do a proper job ;)

[jrandom]

Gemminis...

Shouldn't anyone who sets store by that stuff be able to spell the name of their own star sign?

[Disco Dan]

personally I think that you ( disco ) and my mates mum need professional help.


Umm I am the professional help - part of my job description. Quite funny really. Poor fuckers.

[Paul in NZ]

This is officially one of the saddest threads I've come across...

[hospitalfood]

lmfao................

[NotaGoth]

Oh yeah, and Scorpios? Just say no.

*shudders*


I was MEANT to be a scorpio... Cept I came late..

That explains it..!!!!!!

[Disco Dan]

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[ManDownUnder]

Mate I respetfully (and totally) disagree.

Women are the most wonderful creatures to walk the planet. They need understanding just as men do it's just men don't have the ability to i) recognise this and ii) do this if they ever reach the enlightenment described in i).

Try making friends with women... y'know - just friends. Meet them as people. If they look nice, smell good or whatever - tell them. Don't tell them with the motive of bending them over the next waist high appliance and boning them till you run out of ink in your pencil... compliment them because they... lok nice - or smell nice.

Might be a shock but women are people too. And when you see what's under the covers (mentally you dirty little man)... I hope you start to see them as I do. Wonderful and complex creatures with so much promised which - if not realised - can add texture to a friendship in a way so different to male friendships.

*sigh*...

edit - a last thought for you to consider. "Fuck a friend, fuck a friendship". Not always true, but reliable enough for my money!

[NotaGoth]

Of course chicks are bitches when they are sleeping with everyone but you.

[Disco Dan]

Mate I respetfully (and totally) disagree.

Women are the most wonderful creatures to walk the planet. They need understanding just as men do it's just men don't have the ability to i) recognise this and ii) do this if they ever reach the enlightenment described in i).

Try making friends with women... y'know - just friends. Meet them as people. If they look nice, smell good or whatever - tell them. Don't tell them with the motive of bending them over the next waist high appliance and boning them till you run out of ink in your pencil... compliment them because they... lok nice - or smell nice.

Might be a shock but women are people too. And when you see what's under the covers (mentally you dirty little man)... I hope you start to see them as I do. Wonderful and complex creatures with so much promised which - if not realised - can add texture to a friendship in a way so different to male friendships.

*sigh*...

edit - a last thought for you to consider. "Fuck a friend, fuck a friendship". Not always true, but reliable enough for my money!

Yeah... I just want to bone em most of the time. Bit of a nympho... :buggerd:

[jrandom]

Yeah... I just want to bone em most of the time.

Odd, isn't it, how this actually reduces your chances of getting any.

[ManDownUnder]

Yeah... I just want to bone em most of the time. Bit of a nympho... :buggerd:

Let's play hangman - want to buy a vowel?

Y_ _ ng, D_mb, _nd f_ll _f c_m.

You'll grow out of it - enjoy the fun times, and find a few good men to hang out with when you're ready to look back in shame.

[Disco Dan]

"Fuck a friend, fuck a friendship". Not always true, but reliable enough for my money!

Yep learnt that before I could drive :niceone:

Oh and dont shag your boss either... yeah that one was just recently. What a MILF though! Kind of ruins "promotion" prospects. Will never look at her desk the same though :niceone:

[Disco Dan]

Odd, isn't it, how this actually reduces your chances of getting any.

Oh no... its how you approach it. There is certainly ways around that ol chestnut!!

Want some lessons? :devil2:

[jrandom]

Want some lessons? :devil2:

Not really. I've had my fill of that sort of carry-on, to be honest.

[Toaster]

Time for PD I think.

[Mikkel]

Oh and dont shag your boss either... yeah that one was just recently. What a MILF though! Kind of ruins "promotion" prospects. Will never look at her desk the same though :niceone:

It'll always be worth it...

However, if you've fucked you career you didn't fuck your boss properly! ;)

[Disco Dan]

It'll always be worth it...

However, if you've fucked you career you didn't fuck your boss properly! ;)

Her husband found out.

[jrandom]

Her husband found out.

Care to share with us your perspective on the ethics of fucking a married woman, then?

[Disco Dan]

Care to share with us your perspective on the ethics of fucking a married woman, then?

Sure... thats easy.

I was single. She was not being satisfied by her husband. Enter the Disco. Problem solved.

[Joni]

Care to share with us your perspective on the ethics of fucking a married woman, then?:lol: Ethics? - that word went out the door long before this thread was ever posted...

A little bit like the word "class"

:blink:

[MisterD]

Care to share with us your perspective on the ethics of fucking a married woman, then?

It's ok as long as you're the one that's married to her?

That's a flaw I immediately spotted in the theory anyway - any serious theory of women has to deal with the difference between girlfriends and wives and the conditions under which they can move from one state to the other (obviously not a reversible reaction)...

[Mental Trousers]

Yeah... I just want to bone em most of the time. Bit of a nympho... :buggerd:
One word for you - Cougars

[jrandom]

I was single. She was not being satisfied by her husband.

You'd better hope we never meet in person.

Forum rules prevent me from expressing my opinion of you any further.

[Disco Dan]

You'd better hope we never meet in person.

Forum rules prevent me from expressing my opinion of you any further.

oh...

Ok, well I dont fully understand where you are coming from but my understanding is, either married party is bonded with each other and should not look outside of that bond - however if one person is not happy and then looks outside (making a choice) and sexual relations occur (in this example) that it becomes ok because he/she has made the choice for it to occur. I have only been engaged before not married, the details surounding that are not for public forum.

From the other parties point of view I admit it would not be at all pleasant, and that it compromises that bond as well as being, to a degree; out of their control - which is not a good place to be.

[Disco Dan]

Awww isnt KB a wonderful place :love: We always have such wonderfull discussions!

Very entertaining :2thumbsup

[jrandom]

it becomes ok because...

Bullshit.

I've been there from both sides and am qualified to say that.

Everyone makes mistakes, but if you did what you describe, and didn't learn from it, I have nothing but contempt for you.

You'd obviously do it again.

I reiterate - you'd be wise to avoid meeting me in person.

[Coyote]

Dude you are seriously unwell. No wonder you are single,
-----
Did you ever think that women react to you because of the way you portray yourself in the first instance?
Bitchy remarks aren't they?


as not all fit women are bitches, nasty and manipulative creatures.
I have to agree. Plenty of exceptions out there. My girlfriend is very 'fit' and has a great personality to match (great sense of style and music too). And I know plenty of girls that fall under the 'the world hates me for my looks so I'll hate you too' type, who can be the bitchiest of all.

Dan you are only 24, re-post this in 10 years time eh?
One their looks have started to fade and realise they do need a nice guy, not the captain of the rugby team?

With the exception of recent times when I've got a brilliant girlfriend, it would be much easier if I wasn't into relationships and rather I was into promiscuous sex. After all, there was that study that suggested that women here are easier than the guys. TV has us believing girls are looking for love, guys are looking for sex, but I reckon it's turned the other way around.

[Disco Dan]

Bullshit.

I've been there from both sides and am qualified to say that.

Everyone makes mistakes, but if you did what you describe, and didn't learn from it, I have nothing but contempt for you.

You'd obviously do it again.

I reiterate - you'd be wise to avoid meeting me in person.

Perhaps I need to have been married and subsequently cheated on to understand.

I wont deny I enjoy the rush, I just see it as someone that is married makes a choice?

Why become elevated towards me if there is obvisouly something you could instead, teach me? Is life that much of a competition! Criky.

[imdying]

A little bit like the word "class"Yep... should'a grown a pair and talked to her... this thread must make her cringe :oi-grr:

[jrandom]

Why become elevated towards me if there is obvisouly something you could instead, teach me? Is life that much of a competition! Criky.

It's got nothing to do with life being a 'competition'. That statement makes no sense in this context.

The pain of being cheated on is awful. It's in the ballpark with having someone you love die. Not the same, but in the ballpark.

Your rationalisation for your involvement in adultery is akin to an illegal arms dealer offloading blame for the death of women and children onto the corrupt regime that pulls the trigger.

Your actions directly caused horrible suffering, and you think that that's cool.

You disgust me.

[Joni]

You disgust me.
But, but, but - he gets a "rush" from it... surely that makes it all ok?! :rolleyes: :no:

[Street Gerbil]

Wow, Dan, that was entertaining.

[Coyote]

I was single. She was not being satisfied by her husband. Enter the Disco. Problem solved.
Ever been cheated on? Doesn't feel good, worst thing I've been through (in my young life mind you). And I wouldn't want to inflict that upon anyone else even if it means I don't get any that night

[imdying]

The pain of being cheated on is awful. It's in the ballpark with having someone you love die. Not the same, but in the ballpark.Sage words... :mellow: If you've got a vagina :jerry:

[Mikkel]

The pain of being cheated on is awful. It's in the ballpark with having someone you love die. Not the same, but in the ballpark.
Not quite - it's a breach of trust on your partners behalf. And while that may end a relationship (causing it to die) - one part of the relationship actively chose to allow the opportunity.


Your rationalisation for your involvement in adultery is akin to an illegal arms dealer offloading blame for the death of women and children onto the corrupt regime that pulls the trigger.
Let's face it - anyone can get laid if they want to. What you are proposing is closer to blaming every arms manufacturer in the world for the presence of corrupt governments (not that there's no connection).

Let's face it, you don't own your partner. You choose to trust your partner at your own risk. Marriage is just an expression of trust in one person. If you partner fucks around on you then it's not whoever she fucked around with who's to blame. There are many ways a relationship can deterioate into a situation in which infidelity may occur - but any relationship takes TWO people and exist only in the space between these two people.

I had my first girlfriend doing stupid things behind my back at the end of our relationship. I never let myself get bitter about it or get angry with her or with the fella she was messing around with. For me it was just another indication that this wasn't going to work out...
Don't know how I would feel if it was my partner today who messed around behind my back. I'd be devestated, but I'd never EVER try and blame anyone besides her and myself for it! (Hey, I'd fuck my girlfriend, why would someoneelse not want to?)

[Mom]

I am actually surprised to see post that you have had sex with a married woman. You complain bitterly about flame threads, and then you post something as stupid as that for comment.


I will agree 200% with jrandom's opinions regarding that kind of behaviour. I will aslo attempt to "educate" you. Anyone that is married, man or woman is OFF LIMITS!!! Regardless of whether they are unhappy at home, drunk and horney or plain gagging for it! It is never ok!

I read your posts where you pursued this woman, and even boasted when you suceeded. You have no moral fibre in my opinion.

[Beemer]

Everyone I have met in life called:

Aaron - Generally great people, easy going and generous.
Mark - Generally agrevating and grinds away at my patients in some form.
Andrew - Complete personality opposite and very difficult to get to know - also shares "lisa" traits of 'betterness'.

I did hear on the radio that people whos name starts with A, B, & C - generally get a,b or c's in school/uni and the same with peoples names that start with D, E, F etc generally get poor marks. Also we apparently subconciously choose partners whos name starts with the same letter as ours. Creepy.

Interesting! I know several people called Aaron and they are arseholes! My husband is an Andrew and he's lovely, and it's not just me who thinks that. I agree with the Mark thing - every Mark I have met has been a tosser. I know lots of guys called Steve and I dislike most of them - two exes were called Steve so that's where that comes from!

My name starts with F and I've just done enough to graduate with a Massey degree next year, so that's stuffs that theory. And my husband's name doesn't start with the same letter as mine, so bang goes another theory.

But fun all the same!

[jrandom]

Not quite - it's a breach of trust on your partners behalf. And while that may end a relationship (causing it to die) - one part of the relationship actively chose to allow the opportunity.

Ever been married?

Don't make the mistake of equating a 'girlfriend' with someone that you stand beside and promise (before God, if you happen to believe in one) to spend the rest of your life with and be faithful to.


What you are proposing is closer to blaming every arms manufacturer in the world for the presence of corrupt governments (not that there's no connection).

Precisely; there is a connection, and it's a pretty fucking important one, too.


I'd be devestated...

If you would be prepared to cause that devastation in another man, whether or not he'd end up blaming you for it, I would think less of you.

As I do of Disco.

If you want to fuck a woman who's with someone else, the honourable thing to do is to tell her that you'll talk to her once she's terminated her existing relationship and clearly communicated to her partner the reasons that she considers it unsustainable.

If you just want casual sex, there are plenty of unattached women out there who will be happy to treat you as a life support system for a penis.

[Disco Dan]

I am actually surprised to see post that you have had sex with a married woman. You complain bitterly about flame threads, and then you post something as stupid as that for comment.


I will agree 200% with jrandom's opinions regarding that kind of behaviour. I will aslo attempt to "educate" you. Anyone that is married, man or woman is OFF LIMITS!!! Regardless of whether they are unhappy at home, drunk and horney or plain gagging for it! It is never ok!

I read your posts where you pursued this woman, and even boasted when you suceeded. You have no moral fibre in my opinion.


Like moths to a flame!

[jrandom]

Like moths to a flame!

Oh, do fuck off with that nonsense. Don't bore us with the old "I'm running scared and will now pretend it was all an intentional troll" game.

skidMark can't pull it off, and neither can you.

[imdying]

Well some good has come of this thread... Laura can see the real you :yes:

[Disco Dan]

Can someone tell me when I said that they were still together? :cool:

Cheers for the laugh folks :corn:

[imdying]

Well some good has come of this thread... Laura can see the real you :yes:Oh, another member has set me straight on this... apparently she's the kinda hoe that won't care, so you're all good still mate :niceone:

[iwilde]

Bullshit.

I've been there from both sides and am qualified to say that.

Everyone makes mistakes, but if you did what you describe, and didn't learn from it, I have nothing but contempt for you.

You'd obviously do it again.

I reiterate - you'd be wise to avoid meeting me in person.

Yet another person you have to avoid in public, you're gonna have to use some of your fat chicks as protection, or as landing bags.

[jrandom]

Can someone tell me when I said that they were still together?

Pfft; I think you're lying, now, and are just shitting yourself over a general reaction that you were too stupid to anticipate.

Either way, you still present as a scum-sucking weasel of a man.

[Disco Dan]

Yet another person you have to avoid in public, you're gonna have to use some of your fat chicks as protection, or as landing bags.

Some people just need to go buy a sense of humour!

[imdying]

Pfft; I think you're lying, now, and are just shitting yourself over a general reaction that you were too stupid to anticipate.

Either way, you still present as a scum-sucking weasel of a man.Maybe 'married' means something different in his world?? If she's married... then she's married... if she 'was' married, then obviously that'd be 'divorced'. English mofo, do you speak it?

[Disco Dan]

Pfft; I think you're lying, now, and are just shitting yourself over a general reaction that you were too stupid to anticipate.

Either way, you still present as a scum-sucking weasel of a man.

Im not denying that it ever happend! :whistle:

[Disco Dan]

Maybe 'married' means something different in his world?? If she's married... then she's married... if she 'was' married, then obviously that'd be 'divorced'. English mofo, do you speak it?

You bet its means something different! Theres plenty of people that are still "legally married" and have not been together for a long time, years even. Some even go on to meet new partners before getting the paperwork done. The husband never really let go... shame. She'd certainly already moved on.

[jrandom]

Im not denying that it ever happend! :whistle:


I was single. She was not being satisfied by her husband. Enter the Disco. Problem solved.

So were they separated at the time, or not?

If they were separated, your description makes no sense unless it's just the foolish fantasies of a sad guy who gets off on the idea of taking a woman away from another man, but never actually managed it.

If not, then my previous remarks about you stand.

So, which is it to be? Pathetic dreamer, or sneaking weasel?

[Disco Dan]

So were they separated at the time, or not?

If they were separated, your description makes no sense unless it's just the foolish fantasies of a sad guy who gets off on the idea of taking a woman away from another man, but never actually managed it.

If not, then my previous remarks about you stand.

So, which is it to be? Pathetic dreamer, or sneaking weasel?

Makes perfect sense to me :yes:

[marioc]

Thread = epic fail

[imdying]

You bet its means something different! Theres plenty of people that are still "legally married" and have not been together for a long time, years even. Some even go on to meet new partners before getting the paperwork done. The husband never really let go... shame. She'd certainly already moved on.You're a fuckin moron... 'let man not separate what God has joined together' includes dickheads on the outside mate ;)

[jrandom]

Makes perfect sense to me :yes:

I will pose you an easy question.

Was she living with him at the time, or not?

If she was living with him, you're a weasel.

If she wasn't, you're a dreamer.

Pick one of the above.

[SwanTiger]

I wonder what the woman at the center of this discussion would think of Disco Dan parading the fact he allegedly 'conquered' her. Is it something that would compulse her to have sexual relations with him again, or repulse her?

Woman of Kiwi Biker, place yourselves in this womans position and share with us your respective opinions.

[Mikkel]

Ever been married?

Don't make the mistake of equating a 'girlfriend' with someone that you stand beside and promise (before God, if you happen to believe in one) to spend the rest of your life with and be faithful to.
Nope, that would be a negative. I don't have a god and I don't believe in death do us part. Too many people have clearly illustrated that the "'til death" can become a goal in itself.

As for screwing around - marriage doesn't matter. If you're in a long term relationship sharing your life with someone it is no different.


If you would be prepared to cause that devastation in another man, whether or not he'd end up blaming you for it, I would think less of you.
So women can't be devestated now?
However, I'm most definately not saying that I would!
But if you were single and out on town and met a hot girl who didn't tell you that she was in a relationship, took her home, had sex, parted ways - how could anyone blame you for that?
If she made that call then there would be only two plausible explanations:
1. She's in an open relationship (not that common I believe)
2. She isn't happy with where she's at...

If a relationship isn't working out, unless both parties are agreed, one will be left worse off than the other.

Furthermore, how people react to their partner cheating on them varies quite a bit. I've seen everything from devastation over resignation to forgiveness...


If you want to fuck a woman who's with someone else, the honourable thing to do is to tell her that you'll talk to her once she's terminated her existing relationship and clearly communicated to her partner the reasons that she considers it unsustainable.
Honourable thing - in relation to who?
If you want to fuck someone, the honourable thing is to tell them that you want to fuck them!
If you want to fuck someone who's in a relationship - then the honourable thing is to tell them that you want to fuck them despite them being in a relationship.
If you want to have someone as a partner who's in a relationship it's honourable to suggest them to terminate their current relationship.


If you just want casual sex, there are plenty of unattached women out there who will be happy to treat you as a life support system for a penis.
I wouldn't know, I can count my number of sexpartners on my fingers...

[iwilde]

Some people just need to go buy a sense of humour!

I got a good one thanks, it's not me you have to avoid as it wasn't my wife that your nailing. But, I do have a very attractive x wife that would suit you by the sounds of your morrals (none). And as they say, it takes two to tango so you most likely did the guy a favor. How come no promotion for you? Do you must have a realy small cock along with no idea on how to use it.

[imdying]

As for screwing around - marriage doesn't matter. If you're in a long term relationship sharing your life with someone it is no different.No, no it's not. Someone you don't even have the nuts to dedicate your life to in front of God/friends/family/your pets/whatever, is not in the same ball park as being married. Not even the same freakin league.

[jrandom]

So women can't be devestated now?

Tut. Of course they can. I was speaking of the particular situation of you or I shagging one who was already committed, and thereby devastating her man.


But if you were single and out on town and met a hot girl who didn't tell you that she was in a relationship...

Then you and her current partner would both, in a sense, be victims of the lying little whore.


If a relationship isn't working out, unless both parties are agreed, one will be left worse off than the other.

Of course. But honesty is always essential.

[Mikkel]

No, no it's not. Someone you don't even have the nuts to dedicate your life to in front of God/friends/family/your pets/whatever, is not in the same ball park as being married. Not even the same freakin league.

This is where we'll have to agree to disagree.

I choose my partner everyday.
My friends and my family knows this.
As for my pets (none at moment) and whatever - I don't give a fuck what they think!
Furthermore, I don't believe in ceremonies or traditions.
Why would I want to get married - ever?

It would be extremely hypocritical of me getting married in a church since I don't believe in the institution to begin with.

Marriage has nothing to do with commitment and all to do with traditions.

If you want to get married, fine by all means do so and I shall not think less (or more for that matter) of you for your choice. And I would happily show up and join the ceremony to show my respect for you.

But please do respect that other people might have another opinion than yours. Thank you.

[imdying]

Why would I want to get married - ever?

Marriage has nothing to do with commitment and all to do with traditions.Ahhh, to be young and stupid again... One day, you'll know why :yes:

[Mikkel]

Tut. Of course they can. I was speaking of the particular situation of you or I shagging one who was already committed, and thereby devastating her man.
What if I fuck a lesbian? I got a thing for lesbians... :devil2:


Then you and her current partner would both, in a sense, be victims of the lying little whore.
So now I'm a victim - what if the sex was really good, would that make up for it? ;)

My point is just that cheating on your partner is a matter that concerns the people in the relationship. Not whoever happened to tickle the offending partners fancy.



Of course. But honesty is always essential.
Here we agree 100% - too bad so many people don't share our view :(

[jrandom]

Marriage has nothing to do with commitment and all to do with traditions.

You may choose to believe that a public statement of lifelong commitment is meaningless; others may disagree.

I, for instance, take away from that exchange the opinion that, while you're unlikely to cheat on your girlfriend, imdying is far less likely to ever cheat on his wife.

[jrandom]

My point is just that cheating on your partner is a matter that concerns the people in the relationship. Not whoever happened to tickle the offending partners fancy.

And my point is that I could not live with myself if I knowingly let myself be used to cause the pain that cheating always incurs, regardless of any arguments that can be put forward to the effect that I do not have the same responsibility in that situation that the cheating partner does.


What if I fuck a lesbian? I got a thing for lesbians...

:shutup:

[Mikkel]

Ahhh, to be young and stupid again... One day, you'll know why :yes:

Well, now you just presume to know me (and almost by extension my partner as well).

[imdying]

Well, now you just presume to know me (and almost by extension my partner as well).No presumption, it's an opinion based on evidence :yes:

As far as the tradition stuff goes, these days, you can have your wedding any way you desire, needn't be in a church or with a fluffy white dress... of course, anyone who thinks that the wedding is the most important part of marriage, is missing the point somewhat (not aimed at you) :no:

[Mikkel]

I, for instance, take away from that exchange the opinion that, while you're unlikely to cheat on your girlfriend, imdying is far less likely to ever cheat on his wife.

That pretty presumptous - as I said to imdying, you don't actually know me.

Furthermore, you propose that while imdying is married there's still a non-zero probability that he'd cheat on his wife. (And imdying, I don't know you so I have NO way of making any assumptions on that part).

I'm not married, and I'm not going to say "I'll NEVER cheat on my girlfriend!" simply because I don't believe in absolutes.

Let's assume for a second that me and the married man both went out and screwed around - which one would be the bigger hypocrite?

[Mikkel]

No presumption, it's an opinion based on evidence :yes:
That evidence must be considered circumstantial in the extreme ;)


As far as the tradition stuff goes, these days, you can have your wedding any way you desire, needn't be in a church or with a fluffy white dress... of course, anyone who thinks that the wedding is the most important part of marriage, is missing the point somewhat (not aimed at you) :no:

True, I agree 100% with that. That is another reason I would never undertake the ceremony - to some extent it has become a watered out dress-party where people are trying to outdo eachother in pomp and circumstance.

If you believe in god and the 'til death do us part by all means do go for it. I'm just not there, and am quite certain I'll never be.

[pritch]

Now there are many more examples, and of course the odd exception - however.. not more than one or two at the most. At least that I have encountered.


Pschologists call this the "halo effect" generally to be avoided of course...



I did hear on the radio that people whos name starts with A, B, & C - generally get a,b or c's in school/uni and the same with peoples names that start with D, E, F etc generally get poor marks.

Shit! I never stood a chance...

Oh, and I don't think she meant help with bullet points either.

[jrandom]

That pretty presumptous - as I said to imdying, you don't actually know me.

Furthermore, you propose that while imdying is married there's still a non-zero probability that he'd cheat on his wife. (And imdying, I don't know you so I have NO way of making any assumptions on that part).

I assume, because neither of you are perfect, that the chance in both cases is nonzero.

However, your attitude toward the subject gives me the impression that you take the general concept of commitment in a romantic relationship far more lightly.

I'm not accusing you of being a bad person; merely pointing out the general impression that your comments create.

[The Pastor]

its threads like these that make me look good :)

[Lteejay]

Only started today and what a response - so much fun. Wish I'd been watching from the start :corn::drinkup:

Edit: actually now that I've read a few more posts there are some angry people out there. Must read all posts

[Mikkel]

I assume, because neither of you are perfect, that the chance in both cases is nonzero.
Again, you assume ;) Albeit a rather safe assumption.


However, your attitude toward the subject gives me the impression that you take the general concept of commitment in a romantic relationship far more lightly.

I'm not accusing you of being a bad person; merely pointing out the general impression that your comments create.

You're partly right and partly wrong.

I don't believe in romance. I believe strongly in commitment.
I don't believe in absolutes. I believe strongly in personal resposibility.

But yeah, I may come across as taking it lightly. That's most likely because I can be a bit cynical.

[Maha]

Mark - Generally agrevating and grinds away at my patients in some form.

Thats so not true, i dont grind away with anybodys patients, well, there was this one time...but thats a whole nother story for later...:buggerd:

[Paul in NZ]

As a general observation....

This whole thread is headed to PD and hopefully soon.. Some of the participants are headed to a hotter, worse place, hopefully not before they have a chance to redeem themselves and to learn some basic humanity...

The genuinely competent riders never brag about how fast they are, they leave that to the more desperate and less talented. A genuinely competent lover/partner has no need to indulge in this kind of purile behaviour either regarding relationships, again it is the domain of the less than proficient.

This whole thread is mean spirited and a waste of bandwidth. Hopefully it will die sooner than later...

Selflessness - you must give all to recieve all... It will leave you vunerable, this is a risk but you can gain everything!

[Disco Dan]

As a general observation....

This whole thread is headed to PD and hopefully soon.. Some of the participants are headed to a hotter, worse place, hopefully not before they have a chance to redeem themselves and to learn some basic humanity...

The genuinely competent riders never brag about how fast they are, they leave that to the more desperate and less talented. A genuinely competent lover/partner has no need to indulge in this kind of purile behaviour either regarding relationships, again it is the domain of the less than proficient.

This whole thread is mean spirited and a waste of bandwidth. Hopefully it will die sooner than later...

Selflessness - you must give all to recieve all... It will leave you vunerable, this is a risk but you can gain everything!

And I managed to save some money today... was going to rent a movie! :corn:

[Paul in NZ]

And I managed to save some money today... was going to rent a movie! :corn:

You should have rented one instead of starring in your own....

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Mark - Generally agrevating and grinds away at my patients in some form.

Thats so not true, i dont grind away with anybodys patients, well, there was this one time...but thats a whole nother story for later...:buggerd:

Not what mrs maha told us mr mom:shifty:

[Edbear]

I don't feel qualified to comment here, I've only been married 30 years and raised 3 children to adulthood...:mellow:

[Morcs]

I think Dan has a crush on someone called Andrea...

Muwhahahaha :laugh:

Im sure a few peeps will click... :bash:

[Indiana_Jones]

I'm difficult to get to know? :(

-Indy

[Astrocat]

I think Dan has a crush on someone called Andrea...

Muwhahahaha :laugh:

Im sure a few peeps will click... :bash:

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe:bleh:

There are TWO Andreas he can choose from.

[SVboy]

[QUOTE=Disco Dan;1294025]Sure... thats easy.

I was single. She was not being satisfied by her husband. Enter the Disco. Problem solved. Oh, thats great!-not very ethical, somewhat unbelievable, but great!

[SVboy]

In all fairness to Disco-he doest hide what he is, or at least wants to be. Whether his conquests are real, or real only online, its seems a little moralistic to slam him for opening up online, and providing an interesting, if somewhat tense thread. We all control our own destiny and live with the consequences of the decisions we make and pathways we take.....

[jonbuoy]

Only started today and what a response - so much fun. Wish I'd been watching from the start :corn::drinkup:

Edit: actually now that I've read a few more posts there are some angry people out there. Must read all posts

I'll say, way too many bitter and twisted people out there, two types of women? How many women have you met?? 2?? Bitches come in all shapes and sizes and looks as do nice girls.