Offensive text message

[klingon]

I'm grumpy. I just got a text message that reads:

"Fuk sakes u thick pathetic dirty slut leave daniel tha fuk alone. Kn u get tht thru u thick head! Or du i need spel it owt 2 u?"

I'm offended by the spelling. Why use 'owt' instead of 'out'? Or 'du' instead of 'do'? People really need to learn to spell before they start sending texts like this to random strangers.

By the way, if any of the Daniels on this site have my number programmed into their phone - please keep your girlfriend under control! She sounds nasty! :girlfight:

[jrandom]

:eek5:

Probably just a wrong number, I'd say.

[NotaGoth]

Id say its a wrong number. Ignore it hon. ;)

[Hawkeye]

I'm grumpy. I just got a text message that reads:

"Fuk sakes u thick pathetic dirty slut leave daniel tha fuk alone. Kn u get tht thru u thick head! Or du i need spel it owt 2 u?"

I'm offended by the spelling. Why use 'owt' instead of 'out'? Or 'du' instead of 'do'? People really need to learn to spell before they start sending texts like this to random strangers.

By the way, if any of the Daniels on this site have my number programmed into their phone - please keep your girlfriend under control! She sounds nasty! :girlfight:

Bling on it's way :rofl:

[homer]

:eek5:

Probably just a wrong number, I'd say.

Yeah i got a wrong number from the hutt soft ball team
and had one from a "sarah 18 hornbag"
didnt find out to much other than her phone was f...ed

[pritch]

So how long have you known Shane Warne???

[Jantar]

Or you could try txting back saying "Yes, you do need to SPELL it out for me" And make sure you spell everything perfectly. :innocent:

[Laava]

I had a guy texting me for weeks trying to get back with me after being unfaithful. He refused to believe that I wasn't the object of his lust and to his credit absorbed an incredible amount of abuse and then misinformation when I realised he wasn't going away. Wonder if he misses me?:hug:

[klingon]

:eek5:

Probably just a wrong number, I'd say.

Yes well you would say that, wouldn't you Daniel? Hmm... how's Graham's spelling these days? :lol:


Id say its a wrong number. Ignore it hon. ;)

Yeah I think you're right Kittie. I replied and told him/her that they have the wrong number and if they ever contact me again I will call Telecom and report them for offensive behaviour. :devil2:

[Lteejay]

Really Klingon - you should leave the man alone. Judging from that text he obviously has bad taste in women and you are not his type. :lol:

Classic. Bling Bling

[Hitcher]

Reply and ask them what they're wearing.

[Ixion]

The obvious reply.

U welcum 2 him cos he dun give me an STD n now i godda get an AIDS test 2 .

[carver]

I'm grumpy. I just got a text message that reads:

"Fuk sakes u thick pathetic dirty slut leave daniel tha fuk alone. Kn u get tht thru u thick head! Or du i need spel it owt 2 u?"

I'm offended by the spelling. Why use 'owt' instead of 'out'? Or 'du' instead of 'do'? People really need to learn to spell before they start sending texts like this to random strangers.

By the way, if any of the Daniels on this site have my number programmed into their phone - please keep your girlfriend under control! She sounds nasty! :girlfight:

...txt me!

[The Stranger]

:eek5:

Probably just a wrong number, I'd say.

So who did she mean to send it to dan?

[trump-lady]

The obvious reply.

U welcum 2 him cos he dun give me an STD n now i godda get an AIDS test 2 .

LOVIN IT :) Best reply so far

[jazbug5]

I had fun with one of these earlier this year.

Got a barrage of texts from someone in gibberish txtsp at 1 in the morning. Finally, I texted them back to ask them to stop, because I wasn't their 'luv'. Then this girl rang, leaving a message in broad, drunken Glaswegian telling me it was only early, and that I had to come and pick them up from the club (lots of thumping crap 'club tune' noise in the background). At which point I turned the phone off. (Annoying, because I use it as my alarm.)

Anyway, thought no more of it until about three weeks later, when I was happily snoring away at 2 in the morning, I got a call. Some Glaswegian bloke doing his nut at me for shagging his missus, and he was going to 'kick my c*nt in'. I tried to interject, pointing out that not only am I female, but I'm about 400 miles away and have never met his idiot missus. He's not having it- possibly because I am Scottish. He's on a roll, slurring and screaming away, so I hang up, he calls back.... turn the phone off. Several abusive messages to delete the next day.
Had to get my gruffest mate to call back and tell him he was going the right way about getting his legs broken for 'hassling his pregnant missus'.
Twat. He actually pretended a mate had used his phone... *cower*.

[scumdog]

I had a guy texting me for weeks trying to get back with me after being unfaithful. He refused to believe that I wasn't the object of his lust and to his credit absorbed an incredible amount of abuse and then misinformation when I realised he wasn't going away. Wonder if he misses me?:hug:


CB had a txt fight with somebody somewhere in NZ who wanted their pound of cannabis back out of our cars glove-box (actually spelt it 'marajuana' in the txt).

Got quite stroppy when told they couldn't have it and we weren't bringing it back.

Some poor prick somewhere in NZ is going to get the bash next time they meet the mystery txt-er and won't have any idea what it's about!.

[onearmedbandit]

You keep your stash in the patrol cars glovebox scummy? Must remember that next time I see you.

[scumdog]

You keep your stash in the patrol cars glovebox scummy? Must remember that next time I see you.

Is THAT which car they were txting about? Sheesh, I wish they had said so, I spent ages looking through me Anglias glovebox and couldn't find a thing!!

[Swoop]

Should have said that it had been traded for an ounce of Columbian marching powder, but you'll give it to him as not to ruin the deal.
Then just get a small amount of donut icing powder and put that in a bag for when they do the pick-up...

You do have donut icing sugar???

[Goblin]

Reply and ask them what they're wearing.
Just last week my mate had a text from some random stranger asking "who dis?" I told him to text back "what are you wearing?" They text back and forth for a while. Turned out it was a 15 year old female from Christchurch...she was shocked to discover she'd been conversing with a 50 year old from Rotorua. :laugh:

[bungbung]

I received a message in txt spk which pretty much decoded to:

can you give me a ride to aunty's place so I can buy drugs?

and more recently this (quoted verbatim):

HaE rocH ii Ts Me MaNdA Oii sHe aDmiiTeD iiT sOh yEa sHe sHuD jUs sHuDuB mAN sPiiNiiNg AnD sHyT oKaE oO ii cNt Gt oN tHa nEt eThA mA bWaVaZ oN tHe NeT LoL


different number though

[UberRhys]

The obvious reply.

U welcum 2 him cos he dun give me an STD n now i godda get an AIDS test 2 .

Hahaha, that would have bought a few more replies. Would be well worth the 20c...:mobile:


CB had a txt fight with somebody somewhere in NZ who wanted their pound of cannabis back out of our cars glove-box (actually spelt it 'marajuana' in the txt).

Got quite stroppy when told they couldn't have it and we weren't brining it back.

Some poor prick somewhere in NZ is going to get the bash next time they meet the mystery txt-er and won't have any idea what it's about!.

Must be a big glovebox then... :doobey::doobey:


I received a message in txt spk which pretty much decoded to:

can you give me a ride to aunty's place so I can buy drugs?

and more recently this (quoted verbatim):

HaE rocH ii Ts Me MaNdA Oii sHe aDmiiTeD iiT sOh yEa sHe sHuD jUs sHuDuB mAN sPiiNiiNg AnD sHyT oKaE oO ii cNt Gt oN tHa nEt eThA mA bWaVaZ oN tHe NeT LoL


different number though

:argh: this annoys me, I read in the Herald that kids can use this in exams? jeepers I must be old, where's my zimmer frame yah little whipper snaper:bash:

[judecatmad]

I'm grumpy. I just got a text message that reads:

"Fuk sakes u thick pathetic dirty slut leave daniel tha fuk alone. Kn u get tht thru u thick head! Or du i need spel it owt 2 u?"

I'm offended by the spelling. Why use 'owt' instead of 'out'? Or 'du' instead of 'do'? People really need to learn to spell before they start sending texts like this to random strangers.

By the way, if any of the Daniels on this site have my number programmed into their phone - please keep your girlfriend under control! She sounds nasty! :girlfight:

Post the number and we can all have a bit of fun with spam-texting the idiot!

:laugh:

[bungbung]

I thought that txt spk was all about speeding up the text entry. The example I gave with the case change every letter, surely that will take a while to key in (it took a while on a full keyboard).

[Mikkel]

Just last week my mate had a text from some random stranger asking "who dis?" I told him to text back "what are you wearing?" They text back and forth for a while. Turned out it was a 15 year old female from Christchurch...she was shocked to discover she'd been conversing with a 50 year old from Rotorua. :laugh:

:rofl:

That's so fucking funny. I like the sleasiness of "What are you wearing?" ;)

And yeah, txt sp is just not on! I get that you can save a bit of space by using it - but let's face it, if you can't express yourself in 160 chars chances are that you'd be better off calling anyway. I have been thinking about ignoring all texts where people can't be arsed to spell the words out - would make everything a whole lot easier.

[janno]

Since the txt didn't make sense or have relevance to you, I vote for sending back in the same vein. Such as

Sve the blck 1 legd lesbian wales.

or

enlrge ur pnis now! Bargin anteatr dick pwdr str8 frm peru 1/2 price!

[Hitcher]

The superior attitude of some TXTers is enthralling. A year or so ago Mrs H got a stream of TXTs from somebody who refused to believe that she (Mrs H) was not the intended recipient and that the non-delivery problem may have something to do with them entering an incorrect number. Along the lines of "How dare you not be Michelle!"

The exchange was most intriguing and provided some interesting insights into "Michelle's" world. In fact one day I plan to write at least a short story based on this scenario.

[Tank]

I love getting wrong number txt - its an invation to take the piss.

They sound like a fucktard - so use it to your advantage.

TXT back the address of someone who has pissed you off.

Tell them "fr3 pi$$ all nite and live bnd playn - all wlcom tell all mat3s".

Go park outside their house and watch as 500 druken teenagers turn up for a party.

[Disco Dan]

By the way, if any of the Daniels on this site have my number programmed into their phone - please keep your girlfriend under control! She sounds nasty! :girlfight:

What is your number... so I can check... :spanking:

[Street Gerbil]

Post the number and let's have some fun with some creative "wrong number" texting.

[klingon]

:killingme Thank you for all the laughs guys and girls. I've been in stitches reading this thread!

I LOVE some of your suggestions and I really really wish the original texter would text me back so I could have a HUGE amount of fun at her expense. Unfortunately I did the sensible thing by texting her back and telling her she had the wrong number and if she ever contacted me again I would take action. :bash:

(Un)fortunately she seems to have realised her error and not texted me back. So I don't want to aggravate things by giving her any reason to resume contact.

I have, however, saved her number in my phone so you all will be the FIRST to know if she does it again - and you will be invited to wreak havoc! So much more fun than taking the official route and just reporting her to Telecom. :zzzz:

Thanks again for giving me a few great laughs.

[davereid]

Not just txts..

Ring.. ring... ring..

"Hello Dave Speaking"

"Hey I want to speak to Michelle"

"Sorry.. you have the wrong number"

"What the fuck.. just put Michelle on you cunt"

"You have the wrong number, bye then " Click.

1/2 mins later... same caller ID
Ring..ring..ring

"Hello, Michelle speaking"

"Eh ? you arent Michelle"

"Yes I am. How can I help"

"Fuck. I must have rung the worng number"

"Nope - if you wanted michelle. I am him"

"Fuck.. click"

[Pancakes]

You must hide it well, you didn't seem like a dirty slut when we met? Maybe my dirty slut detector is on the blink again! (or my wife has sabotaged it!)

[skidMark]

Reply and ask them what they're wearing.


Exhibit a)

[scumdog]

The superior attitude of some TXTers is enthralling. A year or so ago Mrs H got a stream of TXTs from somebody who refused to believe that she (Mrs H) was not the intended recipient and that the non-delivery problem may have something to do with them entering an incorrect number. Along the lines of "How dare you not be Michelle!"

The exchange was most intriguing and provided some interesting insights into "Michelle's" world. In fact one day I plan to write at least a short story based on this scenario.

Go on man, post some of the dirt.

You could change her name to protect her identity::laugh::lol::killingme:rofl::whistle:

[Patrick]

You do have donut icing sugar???

Plenty down the front of the jersey..... standard storage place for rural coppers... and city ones, come to think of it....

[Mikkel]

A mate of mine pulled a nasty prank call back in highschool.

He was home alone writing an essay in french - which is of course not the most interesting thing you can do.
Being bored he picked up the phone and called a truly random number.
The exchange went like this:
"Hello."
"Careful what you say, I know where you live!"
*click*
Not having anything better to do he left the receiver off keeping the line open and put on the speaker.
A while later the people at the other end picked up the phone and punched in a number.
"I'm still here!"
:eek:

I would have been freaked out!

[Maha]

A mate of mine pulled a nasty prank call back in highschool.

He was home alone writing an essay in french - which is of course not the most interesting thing you can do.
Being bored he picked up the phone and called a truly random number.
The exchange went like this:
"Hello."
"Careful what you say, I know where you live!"
*click*
Not having anything better to do he left the receiver off keeping the line open and put on the speaker.
A while later the people at the other end picked up the phone and punched in a number.
"I'm still here!"
:eek:

I would have been freaked out!

Shades of 'Freddy'....:yes:

[klingon]

Plenty down the front of the jersey..... standard storage place for rural coppers... and city ones, come to think of it....

I do not keep rural coppers down the front of my jersey. They tend to wriggle too much and distract me from my riding.

[Taz]

I do not keep rural coppers down the front of my jersey. They tend to wriggle too much and distract me from my riding.

Classic!

I've got a nice warm dark hole for rural copper storage :)

[Patrick]

I do not keep rural coppers down the front of my jersey. They tend to wriggle too much and distract me from my riding.

I'm sure I would too.... ahem... they would too....

[Skyryder]

Id say its a wrong number. Ignore it hon. ;)

Na fuck it send back a reply telling how much he enjoyed shagging you instead of her. Play the bitch at her own game, but know when to stop.

Skyryder

[Skyryder]

Go on man, post some of the dirt.

You could change her name to protect her identity::laugh::lol::killingme:rofl::whistle:

Na lets have some reality KB.

Skyryder

[scumdog]

Classic!

I've got a nice warm dark hole for rural copper storage :)

Pity you're not a sheila - I might have been interested.

[Tank]

Na fuck it send back a reply telling how much he enjoyed shagging you instead of her. Play the bitch at her own game, but know when to stop.

Skyryder

Know when to stop?

You normally find that point right after you have passed it. :pinch:

[Max Preload]

Just last week my mate had a text from some random stranger asking "who dis?" I told him to text back "what are you wearing?" They text back and forth for a while. Turned out it was a 15 year old female from Christchurch...she was shocked to discover she'd been conversing with a 50 year old from Rotorua. :laugh:

At least that's what you're hoping the Judge will believe... :Police: :buggerd:

[Storm]

Pity you're not a sheila - I might have been interested.

Right up until CB sees this and you get a short visit to the doghouse and no donuts at home for a week :bleh:

[Wolf]

There are some seriously evil people here. No wonder I like this place so much.

The approach Danny DeVito used in Ruthless People was "Hello. [pause] Debbie? Who's speaking? [short pause] Ralph. Sorry Ralph, Debbie can't come to the phone, my cock's in her mouth."