Best shite talk thread on KB

[SpankMe]

Nominations are open. Poll will open once we have enough nominations. (please link to your thread.)

I hereby nominate Tits or Arse (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=34003).

[Blackbird]

Don't know about the best thread ever, but the biggest laugh I've had in recent months is Big Dan's "How do you let a girl down gently?" http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=60052. Some brilliant wit in that thread.

Interesting that the first nominations have nothing to do with bikes:2thumbsup

[deanohit]

Yep the Tits & Arse.

I feel the Boobie thread (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=55374&highlight=boobie+thread) deserves an honorable mention as well as your Asian Girlies thread.:headbang: (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=56793&highlight=asian+girlies)

[Joni]

Im not sure if its my favourite thread, but one of my favourite posts it this one:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=75970&postcount=1

He made me laugh so much that day, even though the thread was based on something more serious.... it was the beginning of the wari we know and love today... :innocent:

[MSTRS]

Oh pick this one http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=60498

[deanohit]

I'll second that MSTRS, definitely worthy.

[007XX]

Oh pick this one http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=60498

Mmmm...that was a rather good one...:yes:

However, I 'd have to go with the Almighty Arse Thread:Punk:...that was such a funny interaction between so many members of KB, it was hilarious...:2thumbsup

Although, I agree with Spankme that the Tits or Arse is pretty good too...:whistle:

[avgas]

Religious ravings/Evolution.
Dunno why - just when i look it there its like looking back through time here

[Maha]

There is so much entertainment in this thread its mind boggling, and almost every KBer has had something to say in it!...
And there's even motorbikes mentioned.....thats unusual!

www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1296353#post1296353

[madmal64]

Im with MSTRS pick. Bloody entertaining

[Grahameeboy]

Not that I am biarsed but I reckon my KB Arse thread was a surprise goodun

[Maha]

Mmmm...that was a rather good one...:yes:

However, I 'd have to go with the Almighty Arse Thread:Punk:...that was such a funny interaction between so many members of KB, it was hilarious...:2thumbsup

Although, I agree with Spankme that the Tits or Arse is pretty good too...:whistle:


Not that I am biarsed but I reckon my KB Arse thread was a surprise goodun

Your ares has been spoken for already....:cool:

[Grahameeboy]

Your ares has been spoken for already....:cool:

Yep Dan is so impatient...............

[Grahameeboy]

Mmmm...that was a rather good one...:yes:

However, I 'd have to go with the Almighty Arse Thread:Punk:...that was such a funny interaction between so many members of KB, it was hilarious...:2thumbsup

Although, I agree with Spankme that the Tits or Arse is pretty good too...:whistle:

Indeed, it was one of the few Threads that was 150% laugh and drifted in and out of PD....and was at a lower point in KB

Am I biased...SHIT YES

[Hitcher]

Religious Ravings. Nothing else comes close.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=3026

[Colapop]

The KB ARSES thread!

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=53960

[cowpoos]

bikkini thread...

k6 streetfighter thread [great piss take...thanks to dover]

sweet sophie...fuckin hilarious

[Joni]

Yup - I reckon my vote goes the Pointless Drivel Posts too.... every place needs a rubbish bin.

[Trudes]

There is so much entertainment in this thread its mind boggling, and almost every KBer has had something to say in it!...
And there's even motorbikes mentioned.....thats unusual!

www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1296353#post1296353

Definitely the Pointless drivel post thread, it really is stupidly funny!!!!:devil2:

[325rocket]

The KB ARSES thread!

ditto ... thats the one

[skelstar]

YamahaR64life's thread. Looking for the thread to link to now.

[kiwifruit]

YamahaR64life's thread. Looking for the thread to link to now.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=56061

:D

[Mom]

Yup - I reckon my vote goes the Pointless Drivel Posts too.... every place needs a rubbish bin.

LOL........but it is a wonderful rubbish bin!

[skelstar]

THats the sausage! (cheers KF) best 'outing' of a bullshit artist EVER.

[kiwifruit]

THats the sausage! (cheers KF) best 'outing' of a bullshit artist EVER.

was all dover bro, i can claim no glory

[Oakie]

Yeah, the one and only KB Arses thread http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=53960 for me.
What other thread went 1101 posts without going off topic, having anyone being abused or anyone being called a nazi. (And it still finished up in PD!). And c'mon ... as at a few minutes ago it had had 17932 views. Did anyone here not have a sneaky peek at this one? (Oh feck, that's MY arse on the internet!)

[007XX]

Your ares has been spoken for already....:cool:


Yeah, the one and only KB Arses thread http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=53960 for me.
What other thread went 1101 posts without going off topic, having anyone being abused or anyone being called a nazi. (And it still finished up in PD!). And c'mon ... as at a few minutes ago it had had 17932 views. Did anyone here not have a sneaky peek at this one? (Oh feck, that's MY arse on the internet!)

aaawww, c'mon...it wasn't that bad! :clap::whistle: (ok, I know it's a depressingly sad thought, but I miss that thread...)

[mynameis]

Has to be this thread here :

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=56061&page=3

When Kiwifruit busted Harsha's ass. Best laugh ever !!!

[judecatmad]

Oh pick this one http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=60498

Yeah, this one!

[MotoGirl]

I've got to nominate my communal bike thread :devil2: I pissed a few people off with that one!
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=56565&page=14

[SpankMe]

Let the voting begin

[vifferman]

Pretty sad, realy, that this is a biker's site, yet all the threads the bikers on here seem to like the most are about sex or nonsense or nonsensical sex or whatever.

Perhaps KiwiBiker needs to change to accommodate this?

KiwiRaver - A site for all New Zealand motorcyclists to talk shit about all kinds of bollix.
Oh yeah - and occasionally about motorcycling.

[Cajun]

Yeah Paul's rebuild of the fzr400 was a bloody good read, watching him make it back to a bike.

[Str8 Jacket]

Yeah Paul's rebuild of the fzr400 was a bloody good read, watching him make it back to a bike.

Fuck yeah, I wouldve thought that that should've been up there. Especially considering all the effort he went too to help out a fellow KBer who had been really f**ked over!

[SpankMe]

Bike talk, that just boorriinng. :p title changed. Someone should start another poll I guess.

[Kiwifire72]

I think any of his threads have to be right up there with the best

[Swoop]

Pointless drivel posts. All the best stuff gets ripped out of other threads and thrown there.

[MSTRS]

Shite talk eh? How about this one... http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=24700

[skelstar]

What about the one where that young guy (skidmark-ish) reckoned he could beat anyone on the Piha Rd (or Scenic Dr?) that time? I seem to remember that R6kid laid into to him a fair bit for it too. Everyone ended up getting him on the track.

[ziggy]

cant find any but what about that thread with bondage bunnys white trash threads closely followed by some young cunt from welligntons IM GOING TO OWN ALL OF YOU UPO THE RIMUTAKAS ONCE I GET OUT OF THE KENEPURUR..........anyone?

[kiwifruit]

This was entertaining
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=26224

[skelstar]

mikey's farewell thread. Best (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=20967) thread ever!

Note: thats from back in the good ole days... it DIDN'T get PD'ed.

[pyrocam]

last one to post in here gets a dollar
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=9634

posts:37,198
started... uhh 1000 ish days ago so thats 37.192 posts per day
for a two year old thread

obviously wins

[deanohit]

So how many of those posts were yours Pyrocam? :Pokey:
Not many people post on there man, mind you not many post in the Tits & Arse, but hey, what ever floats your boat man, I vote the T & A. :Punk:

[pyrocam]

So how many of those posts were yours Pyrocam? :Pokey:
Not many people post on there man, mind you not many post in the Tits & Arse, but hey, what ever floats your boat man, I vote the T & A. :Punk:

5,147 currently.

and 245 people have posted in it

oh well, I had to vote the pointless drivel thread for lack of a better option. less of the drama that goes on in the normal thread for sure
edit: why, deno, youve made 5 posts yourself!

[deanohit]

Holy shit dude, 5147?!
Doesn't seem to be that many different people posting in there these days, is good for a laugh every now and again though.

[pyrocam]

Holy shit dude, 5147?!
Doesn't seem to be that many different people posting in there these days, is good for a laugh every now and again though.

heh, yeah.

you are right, there is a certain crew in there, most of us regulars are mates and go on rides and bbq's etc. cant say that about many other threads :)

[avgas]

mikey's farewell thread. Best (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=20967) thread ever!

Note: thats from back in the good ole days... it DIDN'T get PD'ed.
lol ahhhhhhhhh yeh.
good times.
I remember that little snots first post - made me crack up so much.....he was so "gangster". I just had to green rep it - even if the green/red ratio of that post was me/everyone else on kb.
I was like watching a black comedian talk about white people.
Good times

[Mom]

Seeing as the thread title has changed to this...Best shite talk thread on KB ..I have no other option, than PD post thread. Pity, because I was a serious voter for the KB Arse thread myself!

[The Pastor]

i vote for lotihgad.

[Hitcher]

i vote for lotihgad.

With a silent P, as in swimming.

[Grahameeboy]

I would like to point out that 6 of the Nominations are in PD so ins't the PD nomination a duplicate????:eek5:

[Hitcher]

I would like to point out that 6 of the Nominations are in PD so ins't the PD nomination a duplicate?

PD the thread, rather than PD the forum. Just keep taking the tablets.

[Grahameeboy]

PD the thread, rather than PD the forum. Just keep taking the tablets.

I've run out............................:crazy:

[BuFfY]

i vote for lotihgad.

Same!!
Generally avoids the drama, but always something going on in there, unless we are all catching up!!

[Toaster]

Bikers and nudity go way back. You can't separate our arses from our bikes.

[Swoop]

You can't separate our arses from our bikes.
There you have it. The difference between crusiers and sprots bike riders!!

[Hitcher]

There you have it. The difference between crusiers and sprots bike riders!!

Keep that up and you'll feel the sharpness of my tounge...

[Virago]

Keep that up and you'll feel the sharpness of my tounge...

How do you pronounce tounge? I can't quite get my tongue around it...:dodge:

[Hitcher]

I can't quite get my tongue around it...
As the actress said to the bishop?

[idb]

How do you pronounce tounge? I can't quite get my tongue around it...:dodge:

Inory perhaps?

[Swoop]

You can't separate our arses from our bikes.

There you have it. The difference between crusiers and sprots bike riders!!

Keep that up and you'll feel the sharpness of my tounge...
Why? Crusier arses remain on the seat the whole time.(I wonder if there is some form of vaccum seal down there? This might explain the inability to raise their arms to wave...)
Sprots bike arses move from side to side as the corners dictate.

Would you like to use my oilstone?

[The Pastor]

where oh where is lotpihgad?

[Trudes]

where oh where is lotpihgad?

In hell? Up my arse? Sitting in a baby's nappy? Need I continue?

[The Pastor]

Up my arse?


Then i must love being up your arse :clap::buggerd: