Wellington, Thursday 28th evening ride.

[White trash]

Leaves WMCC at 6pm.

Goes a wee way. Then we stop, then we play pool.

See ya there.

(Edit) I wont see you there. I've got shit to do sorry.

I'm sure someone else will grab the ball and run with it, maybe Yo-show or Hayden or Jimbo.

Have fun folks.

[StoneChucker]

May the african gods of rain, make it piss down on your parade ;)

PS: Work is crap, lemme outta here :confused2

[Blakamin]

Leaves WMCC at 6pm.

Goes a wee way. Then we stop, then we play pool.

See ya there.
will the new "bike" keep up???

[NC]

Pool you say!

[the yoshie]

Pay rego tomorrow i'll come in for A blast on thursday. i'll ring ya Thursday

[Deano]

See you at the bottom of my hill at 6.10pm then...or 6.40pm if you're bringing Hayden (might have to nicname him Nana cos he pisses about like an old woman)

[MOTOXXX]

May the african gods of rain, make it piss down on your parade ;)


yea, what he said :msn-wink:

[White trash]

Edited my original post. Wont be there now, sorry guys.

[the yoshie]

Good onya trash. trash by name trash by nature. :bash:

[F5 Dave]

Will try to make it 6:10 Manga with Deano, but see how the day progresses.

[jimbo600]

I'm in. See you all at WMCC or at the bottom of Manga.

[k14]

Is there going to be one on the 11th? My ferry gets into wgtn at 4:30pm and I'm in wgtn for the night, wouldn't mind sampling some of the roads from there.

[Marknz]

Well the african gods tried and failed. Despite a bloody good front of wind and the steady threat of rain, F5Dave, Deano, Jimbo, Jo, Hayden, ??? (sorry dude, forgot your name :wacko: ) and myself met up at the bottom of the Maunga hill and tripped off to Paekak Hill.

I tried to keep them all at bay but they all streaked past just before the summit :msn-wink: before three of them shot off for fuel down at Paekak and F3 left for home.

Another strop back down the hill towards Pauatahanui with the pack chasing me again ( these blokes call themselves sports bike riders ) before heading over the Haywards and down to the car park to watch, well, watch not a lot really.

Celtic No6 dropped in to say gidday and after a bit of a chin wag those that were hungry and thirsty headed off to the pool room where they are probably still ensconsed right now, and us with dark visors buggered off home before it was too late.

Thanks for the ride fellas and, if the truth was to be known, it was good to see some real riders knowing what they were doing. I'm pleased I'm old enough to know my own limits and not try and keep up with you all.

I'd love to strap a video camera to Jo's tank and see coverage of him doing the hill. Whos' got a camera?

Bring on next week and some sunshine!

[White trash]

I'd love to strap a video camera to Jo's tank and see coverage of him doing the hill.

Why? He's all cake.

[jimbo600]

Well the african gods tried and failed. Despite a bloody good front of wind and the steady threat of rain, F5Dave, Deano, Jimbo, Jo, Hayden, ??? (sorry dude, forgot your name :wacko: ) and myself met up at the bottom of the Maunga hill and tripped off to Paekak Hill.

I tried to keep them all at bay but they all streaked past just before the summit :msn-wink: before three of them shot off for fuel down at Paekak and F3 left for home.

Another strop back down the hill towards Pauatahanui with the pack chasing me again ( these blokes call themselves sports bike riders ) before heading over the Haywards and down to the car park to watch, well, watch not a lot really.

Celtic No6 dropped in to say gidday and after a bit of a chin wag those that were hungry and thirsty headed off to the pool room where they are probably still ensconsed right now, and us with dark visors buggered off home before it was too late.

Thanks for the ride fellas and, if the truth was to be known, it was good to see some real riders knowing what they were doing. I'm pleased I'm old enough to know my own limits and not try and keep up with you all.

I'd love to strap a video camera to Jo's tank and see coverage of him doing the hill. Whos' got a camera?

Bring on next week and some sunshine!

Good to see you out mate. Better riding at you own pace than walking for 2 months cos you fucked your bike. The VTR sounds good with those pipes on too.

Hutt River carpark gets busier as it warms up mate. I'll take your bike there occasionally in your absence.

[jimbo600]

Why? He's all cake.

Mr Cake's bike goes like fuck. I'll have to get some angry fettling done to mine to even things up a bit

[White trash]

Mr Cake's bike goes like fuck. I'll have to get some angry fettling done to mine to even things up a bit

Bullshit.

There's this little rotational dvice on the R/H handlebar. Try twisting it once in a while.

Pommy poofs shouldn't be allowed good bikes. I thought Pie-cock was "your hill

[jimbo600]

Bullshit.

There's this little rotational dvice on the R/H handlebar. Try twisting it once in a while.

Pommy poofs shouldn't be allowed good bikes. I thought Pie-cock was "your hill

Oh that's what it's for. I though it just changed the volume of the engine. And Paikak is hill, only like Kath is my missus some folk are better going up it.

[Blakamin]

Oh that's what it's for. I though it just changed the volume of the engine.
Thats what it does on my bike too!!! :lol:

[Eddieb]

Hutt River carpark gets busier as it warms up mate. I'll take your bike there occasionally in your absence.

Me and Sophia went through around 9:30, in the car though. There must have been between 100 & 150 cars there then, it was pretty full. Lots of real clappers with the odd decent ride, a tidy rotary powered SR coupe, a couple of full body kit Supras etc.

[Deano]

There's this little rotational dvice on the R/H handlebar. Try twisting it once in a while.

Pommy poofs shouldn't be allowed good bikes. I thought Pie-cock was "your hill

I shouldn't laugh but Mr Jimbo600 nearly stops on 'his' corner - Im sure he will get over that psychological barrier soon enough though.

Im sure Cycosis would have something to say about "whose" hill that is too !!

[jimbo600]

I shouldn't laugh but Mr Jimbo600 nearly stops on 'his' corner - Im sure he will get over that psychological barrier soon enough though.

Im sure Cycosis would have something to say about "whose" hill that is too !!

Dunno mate, that corner just does my head in. Bloody hill is getting a bit dodgy these days. A few of us have fallen foul of it lately.

[Cajun]

I shouldn't laugh but Mr Jimbo600 nearly stops on 'his' corner - Im sure he will get over that psychological barrier soon enough though.

Im sure Cycosis would have something to say about "whose" hill that is too !!

He will slow down around the corner for a good few month at least, just part of ya brand learning itself

[Velox]

Me and Sophia went through around 9:30, in the car though. There must have been between 100 & 150 cars there then, it was pretty full. Lots of real clappers with the odd decent ride, a tidy rotary powered SR coupe, a couple of full body kit Supras etc.
You should have popped over and said hi - there were a about five of us down there on bikes last night at that time. 3 of us are KBers but one just joined and the other hasn't used the site in ages I think. It does get pretty swamped by cars though eh!

[NC]

You should have popped over and said hi - there were a about five of us down there on bikes last night at that time. 3 of us are KBers but one just joined and the other hasn't used the site in ages I think. It does get pretty swamped by cars though eh!


Melons and I were going to go back and meet up with you, but we had to get up at 6 to leave to go up North...

I'll see you in 3 weeks though, we'll have to go for a ride....

[Velox]

Melons and I were going to go back and meet up with you, but we had to get up at 6 to leave to go up North...

I'll see you in 3 weeks though, we'll have to go for a ride....
Sounds good!
Yeah - I saw you two as you were just heading out so I slammed on my helmet and hooned after you, but I got to the roundabout and didn't know what way to go. ie- I lost you guys. Almost though.
Was the ride back up ok? Cause the weather is still crap down here.
"Melons" hehe

[Deano]

"Melons" hehe

I reckon - thats just too much information. Leave your pet names for the bedroom. :niceone:

[Velox]

I reckon - thats just too much information. Leave your pet names for the bedroom. :niceone:
Ok - I wasn't getting at that. Don't know about this other lass though?!! Bit of a dogey sort :msn-wink: eh.

[Deano]

Ok - I wasn't getting at that. Don't know about this other lass though?!! Bit of a dogey sort :msn-wink: eh.

AND where were you last night then ? Next Thursday nights ride maybe ?

[NC]

Sounds good!
Yeah - I saw you two as you were just heading out so I slammed on my helmet and hooned after you, but I got to the roundabout and didn't know what way to go. ie- I lost you guys. Almost though.
Was the ride back up ok? Cause the weather is still crap down here.
"Melons" hehe


Most of the ride was sweet....heaps of rain on the desert rd :(

Oh true! Man! Stink.... Do heaps of bikers go there?



I reckon - thats just too much information. Leave your pet names for the bedroom

He's my mate!!! :bleh:

[Deano]

He's my mate!!! :bleh:

Yeah ok...um whatever...

[Velox]

AND where were you last night then ? Next Thursday nights ride maybe ?
Yeah, sounds good. I usually look after kiddies 5-7pm but I better come out with you fellas some time, I'll try for next week.

[QUOTE=NC30]Most of the ride was sweet....heaps of rain on the desert rd
Oh true! Man! Stink.... Do heaps of bikers go there?[QUOTE]
That's good it wasn't too bad then.
Nah - not that many bikers go hang around there. Mostly a whole lot of lads parading themselves around in their cars. Gotta laugh really! Come out when you're down in a few weeks though.

Stupid quote thing. :sneaky2: How do you put 2 diff people's quotes in one reply?

[NC]

Yeah ok...um whatever...

Did you see any frottage lastnight at pool? Nah argh! :laugh:

[NC]

Yeah, sounds good. I usually look after kiddies 5-7pm but I better come out with you fellas some time, I'll try for next week.

[QUOTE=NC30]Most of the ride was sweet....heaps of rain on the desert rd
Oh true! Man! Stink.... Do heaps of bikers go there?[QUOTE]
That's good it wasn't too bad then.
Nah - not that many bikers go hang around there. Mostly a whole lot of lads parading themselves around in their cars. Gotta laugh really! Come out when you're down in a few weeks though.

Stupid quote thing. :sneaky2: How do you put 2 diff people's quotes in one reply?

Ah we will have to change that! Rattle their cages...:lol:

[Hitcher]

Did you see any frottage lastnight at pool?
Frottage! 10 points to NC30 for resurrecting this wonderful word!

[Deano]

Stupid quote thing. :sneaky2: How do you put 2 diff people's quotes in one reply?

Hit quote with reply then copy the first one then paste into quote on the second. Multiples are harder.........thats what the missus tells me anyways..... :eek:

[Deano]

Frottage! 10 points to NC30 for resurrecting this wonderful word!

Another good word is felching........sick as hell but 10 points to anyone who knows .....

[Hitcher]

Another good word is felching........sick as hell but 10 points to anyone who knows .....
trans. Usually of a male homosexual: to stimulate the anus of (a sexual partner) orally; spec. to remove orally semen ejaculated into the anus of (a partner). Also: to insert a small animal, esp. a gerbil, into the anus of (a partner) for sexual stimulation. [OED]

Frottage is better:
1933 H. ELLIS Psychol. Sex ii. 37 The special perversion of frottage..consists in a desire to bring the clothed body, and usually though not exclusively the genital region, into close contact with the clothed body of a woman. 1939 G. R. SCOTT Encycl. Sex s.v., Like fetichism, too, frottage is evidently a morbid development of the normal sexual excitatory effects of touching or contact with the opposite sex. 1955 H. T. MOORE in D.H. Lawrence Sex, Lit. & Censorship 27 The entire day's catalogue of voyeurism, frottage, and various other kinds of aberrant gratification. [OED]

[NC]

Another good word is felching........sick as hell but 10 points to anyone who knows .....


I know what it means, but damned if I'm saying...Ewww!

[NC]

Multiples are harder.........thats what the missus tells me anyways..... :eek:


:killingme


I don't think you should be admitting that....:laugh:

[StoneChucker]

Hit quote with reply then copy the first one then paste into quote on the second. Multiples are harder.........thats what the missus tells me anyways..... :eek:


I don't think you should be admitting that....


Stupid quote thing. How do you put 2 diff people's quotes in one reply?

It just can't be done ;)

Dave
PS:

It just can't be done ;)

[StoneChucker]

All you have to do, is obey HTML coding... (have tag, followed by a close tag)

So:

{QUOTE=MemberName} Their quote, which you highlight and right click, copy OR highlight and hold control and press insert, then put the cursor in this space, and press shift and insert OR right click, paste {/QUOTE}

Obviously, replace { and } with [ and ]

Dave.

[Hitcher]

Sigh. It's like watching Dory from Finding Nemo...

[NC]

Sigh. It's like watching Dory from Finding Nemo...
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming

[Hitcher]

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming
I suppose that's preferable to felching... [qv]

[NC]

I suppose that's preferable to felching... [qv]


HAHAHA!! :killingme :killingme :killingme

Depends if you like protien smoothies or not..

[jrandom]

Depends if you like protien smoothies or not..

That. Is. Just. NASTY.

[NC]

That. Is. Just. NASTY.


:yes:

YAY!!! :D:D

[Hitcher]

Adds a whole new dimension to the expression "to be a guinea pig", that's for sure...

[NC]

Adds a whole new dimension to the expression "to be a guinea pig", that's for sure...
I thought that it was a gerbal?

[Joni]

I thought that it was a gerbal?

And you say I scare you at times.... :buggerd:

[Hitcher]

I thought that it was a gerbal?
That's gerbil (Meriones unguiculatus) -- and they're both rodents...

[Hitcher]

Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!

[NC]

That's gerbil (Meriones unguiculatus) -- and they're both rodents...

So is the Capybara, but that thing can get up to 79kgs
and 4'3ft....

[Hitcher]

So is the Capybara, but that thing can get up to 79kgs
and 4'3ft....
So I guess the idea would be to go for a young one?

[NC]

So I guess the idea would be to go for a young one?


I guess it all comes down to how "experienced" you are in that field? And how "confidant" you are?

[Joni]

I guess it all comes down to how "experienced" you are in that field? And how "confidant" you are?

OMG - :lol: :lol:
Um, yeah.... :2thumbsup

:shake:

[NC]

OMG - :lol: :lol:
Um, yeah.... :2thumbsup

:shake:


:laugh: :lol:

[Deano]

:killingme


I don't think you should be admitting that....:laugh:

I did say harder, not impossible....

[NC]

I did say harder, not impossible....


My bad :msn-wink:

[Deano]

I thought that it was a gerbal?

Funny story I read once - not sure if its true or not but....

One guy inserted a tube up another guys rectum to allow entry by a gerbil, gerbil wouldn't come back out so first guy lit a match to see if the gerbil would come to the light. Gerbil came out alright...in a woosh of ignited methane, straight into first guys face.

Both guys ended up in hospital. One with a broken nose and burnt face, the other with burnt internals.....

And no - this wasn't a personal experience.

How did this thread get onto this shit anyway ?

[SPORK]

How did this thread get onto this shit anyway ?

HITCHER!

Honestly, that was sick. Poor little bunnikins such as myself do not want to hear about your adventures with gerbles! :calm: :wacko:

:doctor: But WORSE!

SHAME ON YOU :blink:

[NC]

Funny story I read once - not sure if its true or not but....

One guy inserted a tube up another guys rectum to allow entry by a gerbil, gerbil wouldn't come back out so first guy lit a match to see if the gerbil would come to the light. Gerbil came out alright...in a woosh of ignited methane, straight into first guys face.

Both guys ended up in hospital. One with a broken nose and burnt face, the other with burnt internals.....

And no - this wasn't a personal experience.

How did this thread get onto this shit anyway ?
I read that somewhere too! I think it was like the Darwin Awards book or something???

It was Hitcher, he's a bad man! :cool:

[StoneChucker]

Funny story I read once - not sure if its true or not but....

One guy inserted a tube up another guys rectum to allow entry by a gerbil, gerbil wouldn't come back out so first guy lit a match to see if the gerbil would come to the light. Gerbil came out alright...in a woosh of ignited methane, straight into first guys face.

Both guys ended up in hospital. One with a broken nose and burnt face, the other with burnt internals.....


I have a sound clip of a radio station DJ / news broadcast reading out the story. The funniest thing about the clip, is that the DJ starts laughing, and just cannot stop. His DJ mate joins him soon after (in laughing)

Wasn't Richard Gere involved in a similar story?

[toads]

Funny story I read once - not sure if its true or not but....

One guy inserted a tube up another guys rectum to allow entry by a gerbil, gerbil wouldn't come back out so first guy lit a match to see if the gerbil would come to the light. Gerbil came out alright...in a woosh of ignited methane, straight into first guys face.

Both guys ended up in hospital. One with a broken nose and burnt face, the other with burnt internals.....

And no - this wasn't a personal experience.

How did this thread get onto this shit anyway ?

I got sent a copy of the radio dj reading out the story on air, I didn't think it was funny in itself, just the fact the dj couldn't stop laughing, some ppl are truly sick.

[Velox]

So...................bikes.................Thursda ys.................

[riffer]

Wasn't Richard Gere involved in a similar story?
The following is a true account: A 26-year-old male arrives at the ER complaining of rectal bleeding. He is too embarrassed to provide an accurate history but provides the examing doctor a clue: "There might be something stuck in my rear end." Examination reveals a non-tender abdomen, but a rectal exam shows blood coming from his anus. A speculum exam reveals bloody stool and a dead gerbil. Apparently, through the cardboard tubing from a paper towel roll, the rodent had been forced into his rectum. Once the animal was in, the tube was pulled out.

The idea is that as the gerbil suffocates, it scratches and claws at the lining of the rectum, providing an intense sensation to the patient. The rodent should then have been defecated, but the swelling and bleeding had caused the retention of the animal. The patient required pain medication and antibiotics after the animal was removed, but was then allowed to go home.
Origins: Contrary <script src="http://www.snopes.com/styles/risqusky.js" language="JavaScript"></script> <table style="width: 27px; height: 48px;" align="right" cellspacing="12"> <tbody><tr><td>
</td></tr></tbody> </table> to widespread public belief, "gerbil-stuffing" is unknown as an actual sexual practice, nor are we aware of a verified medical case of a gerbil having been extracted from a patient's rectum. Despite the assiduousness with which doctors record unusual items removed from patients' rectums in order to write them up as illustrative cases, we haven't yet found a medical journal article involving a gerbil removal. (Doctors, like most people, often repeat urban legends and stories told to them by others as first-person experiences, hence our standard for declaring this true is a peer-reviewed journal article rather than anecdote.) The notion of gerbilling (not necessarily restricted to homosexuals — the insertion of items into the rectum for purposes of autoeroticism is practiced by heterosexuals as well) appears to be pure invention, a tale fabricated to demonstrate the depravity with which "faggots" allegedly pursue sexual pleasure. (While people do stick all sorts of unusual items up their rectums, they also do so for reasons other than sexual pleasure.) Like similar legends such as The Promiscuous Rock Star (http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/rockstar.htm), this tale has been applied to various public figures who are known or believed to be homosexual, and it has stuck with one in particular: Richard Gere. Although the legend homed in on various targets when it first appeared (including a Philadelphia newscaster), it has clung tenaciously to <nobr>Mr. Gere's</nobr> name since at least the mid-1980s. Rumors that he had an emergency "gerbilectomy" at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in California have spread far and wide, and countless doctors and nurses claim to have participated in, been on hand during, or heard from a reliable colleague about, the procedure. (Cedars-Sinai is apparently the best-staffed hospital in the world, since several hundred different doctors and nurses were reportedly on duty at the time <nobr>Mr. Gere</nobr> was allegedly brought in for treatment.) The rumor's spread was aided by an anonymous prankster who, not long after the film Pretty Woman led to a tremendous increase in Gere's popularity, flooded fax machines in Hollywood with a phony "press release" purportedly issued by the Association for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, claiming that Gere had "abused" a gerbil. But, as a reporter from The National Enquirer found when he attempted to track down the gerbil story, there were no facts to be had.

Versions of the following gerbilling fiction date back at least to 1993 when a faked United Press International item appeared on the Internet, one that named Vito Bustone and Kiki Rodriguez of Lake City, Florida, as the accident victims. (The gerbil's name was withheld by request of the family.) Other versions have been falsely attributed to the Los Angeles Times with the events said to have taken place in Salt Lake City, Utah. Rest assured that neither news outlet ever published a news article about these fictitious events:


"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."

At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tube, igniting <nobr>Mr. Tomaszewski's</nobr> hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball."

Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.


Additional information: If you're really interested in things people put up their rear ends, here's the page for you. Also, listen to a radio announcer break up as he attempts to read the faux newspaper article quoted above as a straight news story.



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http://www.snopes.com/common/speech.gif (http://www.snopes.com/risque/audio/gerbil.rm) The Rectal Rodent on radio

Sightings: Look for some tongue-in-cheek references to the <nobr>Gere-bil</nobr> in the 1996 film Scream (http://us.imdb.com/Details?0117571). Also, passing mention is made to this rumor during a student bull session in 1998's Urban Legend (http://www.sonypictures.com/homevideo/catalog/catalogDetail_DVD043396030916.html). As well, in an episode of television's The Vicar of Dibley ("The Easter Bunny"; original air date <nobr>8 April</nobr> 1996), Geraldine (Dawn French) remarks upon Richard Gere's sexiness by saying she wouldn't have minded being the hamster.

[NC]

A 26-year-old male arrives at the ER complaining of rectal bleeding. He is too embarrassed to provide an accurate history but provides the examing doctor a clue: "There might be something stuck in my rear end." Examination reveals a non-tender abdomen, but a rectal exam shows blood coming from his anus. A speculum exam reveals bloody stool and a dead gerbil. Apparently, through the cardboard tubing from a paper towel roll, the rodent had been forced into his rectum. Once the animal was in, the tube was pulled out.

Oh FFS that's just F&%KEN wrong!!!!!