Crazy dick, in van

[CBR97]

Coming back from out south this morning on the motorway, just before the penose off ramp, I passed a Van in the center lane, as the traffic had pretty much slowed right dow i was flitering, anyway as i got passed this dick in the van, i noticed that the car in front had moved into the fastlane . i quickly jumped into the middle lane and then within about 4 to 5 seconds, this mad fuck in the van came roaring up beside me ,(in the same lane) pushing me into the fastlane nearly hitting the car in that lane,
at this point i told this fuck what i thought of him, he told me to fuck off, i told him , blah blah blah, you get the picture,

so after this , i decide to get the fuck away from this dickhead, and as i was going to get off at penose, i jumped into the slowlane and the offramp, but then this fuck in the van came screaming up behind me tail gateing me, at this point i was starting to get really fucked off, but hey car verse bike, i know who will win, so i open up the zx12, and fuck off as fast as i can,

I get to the rounderbout, and as there were a few car coming in both directions, i decide to let them go by,

next thing i know is this fuckhead dick in the van screams past me, missing me by 12 or so inches, while im sitting giving way to taffic,

that was about it, i followed the dick, pointing for him to pull over, he just kept giving me the finger,
at some point he must of thouight, that i was going to follow him home, so he pulled up just past the local police station,
I get up to his window and give him a good 2 min yelling, every name i could think of.
He then starts to get worried, as he relises Im twice his size and very fucked off,
he starts telling me he is very sick, and just wants to go home, and that he used to be a stunt driver, so he knew what he was doing, and i was never going to get hurt, at this i yelled at him for another 2min, and got even more fucked off,

after about ten minintes, i told the fuck i wasnt going to let him get away with what he has done, he then jumps on the phone and calls 111 saying i was going to beat him up,
know at this point , i could of left and that would of been the end of it,
but for fuck sake , this cunt , ahd tried to run me off the road 2 times.
so i styed , and wouldnt let him leave,

30min later the cops turn up. yes 30min later, the dick in the van was crying, blaming me for the whole thing,

the cops who had been sent to the wrong street,hence the 30min wait.
helped out as much as they could, but it just came down to my word aganst this fuckwit.

But i kept this fuckhead , on the side of the road for atleast 45 to 50 min.

this time i wasnt going to let it go,

[James Deuce]

Was it Dick Van Patten, or Dick Van Dyke?

[CBR97]

he did look like Dick Van Dyke, lol

[xwhatsit]

Oh, to be big, muscled, and black-leathered :laugh:

Bad move for him calling 111! Lmao. Love your work.

[Headbanger]

You mean the old "I nearly killed you but I'm an ex-stunt driver story" didn't save the day?

He must have told it wrong.

[CBR97]

You mean the old "I nearly killed you but I'm an ex-stunt driver story" didn't save the day?

He must have told it wrong.
if he had of told me on any other day, it would of been ok,
but i think he was shitting his pants just a bit , and had to come up with something real quick,
just hope he doesnt try to use the same line again

[heyjoe]

Stunt driver?!! LOL
I bet he went home and spewed. Sounds like he deserved the telling off.

[CBR97]

Stunt driver?!! LOL
I bet he went home and spewed. Sounds like he deserved the telling off.
he was a complete fuck wad, he was just a little man in a bad mood, and thought he could use his van and fuck every one esle off,
but he did look rather upset when i left,

[breakaway]

Ahh

Nothing like a story of biker vigilante justice at 2AM

**breakaway nurses boner

[0arbreaka]

Mate, get yourself some gloves with either carbon fibre or titanium knuckes. I think Icon make some pretty rugged gloves. Those will leave your hand in pretty decent nic after you take on a rear vision mirror.

[CBR97]

Mate, get yourself some gloves with either carbon fibre or titanium knuckes. I think Icon make some pretty rugged gloves. Those will leave your hand in pretty decent nic after you take on a rear vision mirror.
It wouldnt of helped with this guy, his van was a shit heap
,,
next time maybe, lol

[SlashWylde]

Dude! You made him cry. Good effort :niceone:

[pzkpfw]

Poor guy can only afford a shitty van because his crying in tense situations halted his stunt driving career.

[Tank]

A stunt driver spelt with a capital "C" by the sounds of it.

[Tank]

Also Bling given for making him cry. I think thats better than making him bleed.

But please next time get it on camera phone so we can all laugh at him.

[Finn]

Was it Dick Van Patten, or Dick Van Dyke?

Or maybe it was a Dyke with a Dick in a Van?

[DMNTD]

Mate, get yourself some gloves with either carbon fibre or titanium knuckes. I think Icon make some pretty rugged gloves. Those will leave your hand in pretty decent nic after you take on a rear vision mirror.

Shift Dyer gloves gets the DMNTD tick of approval...recommended for mirrors and especially bogans :yes:


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[nodrog]

Was it Dick Van Patten, or Dick Van Dyke?

it was obviously Dick Driver.

[UberRhys]

Bling awarded.

Idiots need to be put in their place. People are really tough when the speed off doing the fingers and calling you names, but suddenly they are your long lost friend when you roll up next to them with a short fuse and fire in your eyes.:mad::angry2:

[Finn]

Idiots need to be put in their place. People are really tough when the speed off doing the fingers and calling you names, but suddenly they are your long lost friend when you roll up next to them with a short fuse and fire in your eyes.:mad::angry2:

Yeah, the exact same thing happened to me last year. I split through a long line of traffic at a red light and the guy in front in his SS Commodore thought he would take it upon himself to teach me a lesson. At green he burned rubber but I still got ahead. He caught up later and swerved at me while swearing and giving me the fingers. Then we came up to a red light. I got off my bike and opened his door... One broken nose, a fractured jaw and a cut eye. I was off work for a week.

[idb]

Was it Dick Van Patten, or Dick Van Dyke?

Or...Dick Van Driver.

[idb]

I feel sorry for the bloke now...you made him cry!!!!

[The Pastor]

yep there a morons everywhere, i know at least two in hamilton goes by the name of caver or sidewinder.

[UberRhys]

Yeah, the exact same thing happened to me last year. I split through a long line of traffic at a red light and the guy in front in his SS Commodore thought he would take it upon himself to teach me a lesson. At green he burned rubber but I still got ahead. He caught up later and swerved at me while swearing and giving me the fingers. Then we came up to a red light. I got off my bike and opened his door... One broken nose, a fractured jaw and a cut eye. I was off work for a week.

I guess you need to pick your fights and the best advice I know is from Kenny Rodgers and can be applied to many things:

You gotta know when to hold em,
Know when to foldem,
Know when to walk away,
Know when to run...

Still a steel cap to the door or a ripped off mirror serves as a timely reminder.:niceone:

[Thunder 8]

he did look like Dick Van Dyke, lol
"Dick van dyke"...... sounds more like a " penis van lesbian".:devil2:

[bandit_girl]

Coming back from out south this morning on the motorway, just before the penose off ramp, I passed a Van in the center lane, as the traffic had pretty much slowed right dow i was flitering, anyway as i got passed this dick in the van, i noticed that the car in front had moved into the fastlane . i quickly jumped into the middle lane and then within about 4 to 5 seconds, this mad fuck in the van came roaring up beside me ,(in the same lane) pushing me into the fastlane nearly hitting the car in that lane,
at this point i told this fuck what i thought of him, he told me to fuck off, i told him , blah blah blah, you get the picture,

so after this , i decide to get the fuck away from this dickhead, and as i was going to get off at penose, i jumped into the slowlane and the offramp, but then this fuck in the van came screaming up behind me tail gateing me, at this point i was starting to get really fucked off, but hey car verse bike, i know who will win, so i open up the zx12, and fuck off as fast as i can,

I get to the rounderbout, and as there were a few car coming in both directions, i decide to let them go by,

next thing i know is this fuckhead dick in the van screams past me, missing me by 12 or so inches, while im sitting giving way to taffic,

that was about it, i followed the dick, pointing for him to pull over, he just kept giving me the finger,
at some point he must of thouight, that i was going to follow him home, so he pulled up just past the local police station,
I get up to his window and give him a good 2 min yelling, every name i could think of.
He then starts to get worried, as he relises Im twice his size and very fucked off,
he starts telling me he is very sick, and just wants to go home, and that he used to be a stunt driver, so he knew what he was doing, and i was never going to get hurt, at this i yelled at him for another 2min, and got even more fucked off,

after about ten minintes, i told the fuck i wasnt going to let him get away with what he has done, he then jumps on the phone and calls 111 saying i was going to beat him up,
know at this point , i could of left and that would of been the end of it,
but for fuck sake , this cunt , ahd tried to run me off the road 2 times.
so i styed , and wouldnt let him leave,

30min later the cops turn up. yes 30min later, the dick in the van was crying, blaming me for the whole thing,

the cops who had been sent to the wrong street,hence the 30min wait.
helped out as much as they could, but it just came down to my word aganst this fuckwit.

But i kept this fuckhead , on the side of the road for atleast 45 to 50 min.

this time i wasnt going to let it go,

The guy should be lucky you didn't beat the crap out of him for being a complete mindless twat on the road, he should be thanking his lucky stars.

I've had my fair share of dickhead drivers nearly collecting me on my bike too.

[NighthawkNZ]

Did the police man shoot him... I would have... :D

[Clivoris]

Thanks for this thread. It's put a smile back on my face after a challenging week. Reads like a job well done. I managed something very similar with a courier driver after chasing him around the Wellington hills for a half hour. He frightened himself much more than I ever could have.

[EJK]

Man I really really want to give you a bling for that thread CBR97, but right now I gave too much within 24 hours... so wait a day :yes:

and wtf? why did he cry? omgwtfroflcopterlmaolol?

[avrflr]

Nice job putting the shits up that miscreant. Someone tried to kill me one day and I followed them for a while with the intention of beating them to death but they wouldn't stop and I had to go to work. Still, one sweet day.......

[Mikkel]

Good on ya mate. :niceone:
Sounds like he might think twice about pulling shit like that again.


Yeah, the exact same thing happened to me last year. I split through a long line of traffic at a red light and the guy in front in his SS Commodore thought he would take it upon himself to teach me a lesson. At green he burned rubber but I still got ahead. He caught up later and swerved at me while swearing and giving me the fingers. Then we came up to a red light. I got off my bike and opened his door... One broken nose, a fractured jaw and a cut eye. I was off work for a week.

You really should have kept your helmet on... ;)

[avgas]

ROAR! VEnt in the FORUMS.
Nah good on ya. I couldn't be that fucked, i have too modes in that situation. Fuck you cock-open throttle-dissappear. Or :whistle:

[Max Preload]

He was a complete fuck wad, he was just a little man in a bad mood and thought he could use his van and fuck every one else off,
but he did look rather upset when I left

And to think just the other night they were attempting to prove small man syndrome was an incorrect stereotype on TV... how ridiculous... we all know it's spot-fucken'-on... :oi-grr:

[EJK]

Oh how about this?
When the driver is behind you (at the lights), you do burnout and smoke-screen him? lol

[Max Preload]

Oh how about this?
When the driver is behind you (at the lights), you do burnout and smoke-screen him? lol

That's much more dangerous than passing too close, tailgating and generally being a cunt on the road, in a van. Otherwise there would be impound laws to cover those offences too... :rolleyes:

[marty]

this is the classic ex-stuntdrivers getting owned and crying. it's long (6 1/2 mins) but well worth the watch to the end!



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[rc_36_rider]

It wouldnt of helped with this guy, his van was a shit heap
,,
next time maybe, lol

The mirror??? i was thinking of his face!!!!!!!!! carbon vs nose bone!!!!! the only time i had a car stop in this situation the driver was a huge 120kg Samoan and im all of 75kg!!!!! bloody cage drivers!!!!!!!!!

[sprag]

mwahahahaha poster 1, now that is funny :)

[kneescraper]

Man, I wish I was there to see that pussie cry, so funny man. A grown man crying is a better result than punching him or smashing his car....sorry van. At least you cant be arrested for making a man cry...well give it 2 or 3 more years and it will be a new law.

Great stuff mate, keep up your good work mate.

**Keeping grown men crying since 2007**

[CBR97]

Man, I wish I was there to see that pussie cry, so funny man. A grown man crying is a better result than punching him or smashing his car....sorry van. At least you cant be arrested for making a man cry...well give it 2 or 3 more years and it will be a new law.

Great stuff mate, keep up your good work mate.

**Keeping grown men crying since 2007**
I dont make grown men cry because i like it,

its just a job,

:2thumbsup

[madbikeboy]

[QUOTE=EJKDDORAI;1298084]Oh how about this?
When the driver is behind you (at the lights), you do burnout and smoke-screen him? lol[/QUOTE

About 6 months ago, I had a dickhead in a brand spanking SS commodore cut me up - got my revenge by spraying the front of his car with rubber and stones. He seemed upset, not clear on why. :)

[McDuck]

Lol on the desert road i monstered this mustang, ok it was a old one but still he was doing overstere trying to keep up with me (he couldnt) it was cool.