Man convicted of sex act with bicycle

[moko]

This is about the most bizarre news story I've ever seen on the BBC web-site,kind of feel sorry for the guy,he already had to leave town then it gets put on one of Britain's most-viewed web-sites anyway.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

[JimO]

it was in his room, it was his bike, who cares.......lots of people have sex with the town bike

[judecatmad]

Since when has sex with an inanimate object in the privacy of your own home (or lodgings, in the case of this guy) been an offence???

What harm was he causing?

Can't say I truly understand his motives at all, but for goodness' sake....has the judicial system got nothing better to do??????

[nodrog]

maybe the bike was underage?

[deanohit]

Maybe bicycle didn't consent to sexual relations?!

[scracha]

Another Scotsman having sex with his bike? I mean, my Ducati gets me kinda horny.:Oops:

[ukbandit]

Another Scotsman having sex with his bike? I mean, my Ducati gets me kinda horny.:Oops:

no need to ooopppss my man i get the same with my bandit! if it could get a job and cook i would marry it ha ha ha

where on the bike was the scots man? THE HORN SILLY :crazy::eek5:

[FlangMasterJ]

maybe the bike was underage?

Yeah it was a 10 speed.

[EJK]

Mah, he must be one lonely guy....

but seriously I cannot imagine (as a man) reaching orgasm on a bike

[deanohit]

Why not EJ?
Just gotta make sure the exaust isn't hot!

[007XX]

Mah, he must be one lonely guy....

but seriously I cannot imagine (as a man) reaching orgasm on a bike

Really????? See that's where you need a Vtwin...:innocent: :laugh:

[deanohit]

Pfffft, singles RULE for vibes!
None of this smooth V-twin nonsense or painful buzzing 4s, singles is where it's at!

A bloody push bike though, what a weirdo, they're not even sexy, unlike a Ducati or MV.

[EJK]

Pfffft, singles RULE for vibes!
None of this smooth V-twin nonsense or painful buzzing 4s, singles is where it's at!

lmao!
Rock on!! :jerry::jerry:

[kevfromcoro]

Singles rule......Big ones.
BTW..that guy that rooted that bycycle
Wasnt a menstrual cycle was it?

[007XX]

Pfffft, singles RULE for vibes!
None of this smooth V-twin nonsense

I'm sorry...remind me again...you are single, aren't you? :dodge: :laugh:

Trust me my young friend...gurls really like Vtwins for a very good reason...:bleh:

[deanohit]

BTW..that guy that rooted that bycycle
Wasnt a menstrual cycle was it?

:gob:Best reply so far man! :killingme

[EJK]

roflmao! Indeed! bling for Kev! :niceone:

[Laava]

kind of feel sorry for the guy,he already had to leave town ]
Spose they told him,"On your bike!"