Who's shagging who?

[Finn]

I'm a bit slow and just realised that Indy has shacked up with Curious BJ and I know that WT is with Riff Raff (or at least they were a few weeks ago) so I need a complete list of who's who...

Official List

<a href="member.php?u=11620">007XX</a> - <a href="member.php?u=12073">007XY</a>
<a href="member.php?u=4142">busa pete</a> - Mrs busa pete
<a href="member.php?u=527">Cajun</a> - <a href="member.php?u=1675">MotoGirl</a>
<a href="member.php?u=8289">ceebie13</a> - <a href="member.php?u=9188">bex</a>
<a href="member.php?u=716">DEATH_INC.</a> - <a href="member.php?u=727">Draco</a>
<a href="member.php?u=10143">dogsnbikes</a> - <a href="member.php?u=14210">2up3dom</a>
<a href="member.php?u=4136">DMNTD</a> - <a href="member.php?u=4162">Unit</a>
<a href="member.php?u=11487">fireball</a> - <a href="member.php?u=7520">LilSel</a>
<a href="member.php?u=3480">froggyfrenchman</a> - <a href="member.php?u=2557">GN1NiteStnd</a>
<a href="member.php?u=721">FROSTY</a> - <a href="member.php?u=8276">Jorja</a>
<a href="member.php?u=9129">Grub</a> - <a href="member.php?u=3853">Nasty</a>
<a href="member.php?u=2598">HDTboy</a> - <a href="member.php?u=840">Two Smoker</a>
<a href="member.php?u=636">Hitcher</a> - Mrs H
<a href="member.php?u=681">Indiana_Jones</a> - <a href="member.php?u=9629">Curious_AJ</a>
<a href="member.php?u=1865">inlinefour</a> - <a href="member.php?u=6680">Coaster</a>
<a href="member.php?u=975">Joni</a> - <a href="member.php?u=609">Kickaha</a>
<a href="member.php?u=3866">jrandom</a> - <a href="member.php?u=5204">Stickchick</a>
<a href="member.php?u=1608">Kendog</a> - <a href="member.php?u=6129">Mrs Kendog</a>
<a href="member.php?u=4192">maha man</a> - <a href="member.php?u=7909">Mom</a>
<a href="member.php?u=6494">McJim</a> - <a href="member.php?u=8636">Chickadee</a>
<a href="member.php?u=1844">MSTRS</a> - <a href="member.php?u=3224">yungatart</a>
<a href="member.php?u=2379">Oakie</a> - <a href="member.php?u=11090">Mrs Oakie</a>
<a href="member.php?u=3299">Postie</a> - <a href="member.php?u=3357">Cibby</a>
<a href="member.php?u=2237">Pussy</a> - <a href="member.php?u=12035">Gassit Girl</a>
<a href="member.php?u=3583">Rhino</a> - <a href="member.php?u=3582">Scorpygirl</a>
<a href="member.php?u=5323">Qkkid</a> - <a href="member.php?u=3180">Qkchk</a>
<a href="member.php?u=401">scumdog</a> - CB
<a href="member.php?u=2010">Skunk</a> - <a href="member.php?u=3010">Skunk Control</a>
<a href="member.php?u=1">SpankMe</a> - <a href="member.php?u=11692">Pixie girl</a>
<a href="member.php?u=3130">speights_bud</a> - <a href="member.php?u=7956">Meekey_Mouse</a>
<a href="member.php?u=10112">SpinFx</a> - <a href="member.php?u=10065">hitch</a>
<a href="member.php?u=29">SPman</a> - <a href="member.php?u=3321">mstriumph</a>
<a href="member.php?u=12854">Sully60</a> - <a href="member.php?u=14228">Number One</a>
<a href="member.php?u=843">White trash</a> - <a href="member.php?u=1532">Riff Raff</a>
<a href="member.php?u=2197">Wolf</a> - <a href="member.php?u=2454">strayjuliet</a>

Vicious Rumours

idleidolidyll - idleidolidyll (even if the relationship is somewhat abusive)




Keep it coming...

Edit: I'll keep the master file in this post. Naturally over time this will need some adjustment because of :argue:... :weep:

[sunhuntin]

i think scumdog is with someone here, as is mcjim. sorry girls, i cant remember your names! LOL.

[Stickchick]

Sorry Finn you are mistaken its jrandom - Kiwifruit

[idb]

i think scumdog is with someone here, as is mcjim. sorry girls, i cant remember your names! LOL.

Ooooohhh!!!
Rumours!!!!

[jrandom]

Jrandom - Grahameeboy

Tut!

Graham is just my quiet bit on the side. Don't tell kiwifruit about it, though; he's a jealous man.

Officially, I'm with Stickchick.

sunhuntin, McJim is married to Chickadee.

[Finn]

Sorry Finn you are mistaken its jrandom - Kiwifruit

One shag for a ride on an MV doesn't constitute a relationship.

[jrandom]

One shag for a ride on an MV doesn't constitute a relationship.

But he told me he loved me!

:crybaby:

[007XX]

I'm 007XY's :love:...as per pic in my sig...married and bloody loving it too...:banana:

[Cajun]

Cajun and Motogirl up a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G ....

[Cajun]

DMNTD vs Unit :sunny:

vs? it like a boxing match?

[sunhuntin]

Tut!

Graham is just my quiet bit on the side. Don't tell kiwifruit about it, though; he's a jealous man.

Officially, I'm with Stickchick.

sunhuntin, McJim is married to Chickadee.

thankies! LOL. im crap with names... knew it was chick something.

[Cajun]

Yes but in my case I usually win! :bleh:

Or you mean she makes you think you win?

No sorry thats my case i think.

[Oakie]

Well it had to come out sooner or later I guess:

Oakie and Mrs Oakie

[The Stranger]

Vicious Rumours, on KB? Surely not!

[judecatmad]

I'm a bit slow and just realised that Indy has shacked up with Curious BJ and I know that WT is with Riff Raff (or at least they were a few weeks ago) so I need a complete list of who's who...

I ain't shagging nobody! Been there, done that, it's what got me up the duff in the first place and I ain't takin' that risk ever again!!!!!

[Finn]

Vicious Rumours, on KB? Surely not!

We need this to keep the kids safe. Kinda like stranger danger...

[Finn]

I ain't shagging nobody! Been there, done that, it's what got me up the duff in the first place and I ain't takin' that risk ever again!!!!!

Try the depression thread. This is for happy couples.

[mynameis]

Official List

Indy - Curious BJ
White Trash - Riff Raff
Jrandom - Stickchick
McJim - Chickadee
DMNTD - Unit
Cajun - Motogirl
007xx - 007xy
Oakie - Mrs Oakie

bommer - Finns Mum

[judecatmad]

Try the depression thread. This is for happy couples.

LOL, never said I wasn't in a happy relationship ;)

I'm perfectly happy - hubby might feel somewhat differently tho :rofl:

[MSTRS]

Yungatart has been fending off MSTRS since hXc announced his presence...

[jrandom]

Been there, done that, it's what got me up the duff in the first place and I ain't takin' that risk ever again!!!!!

I got snipped about a year ago. Best $350 I've ever spent.

:yes:

[Finn]

[COLOR=#ff0000]Official List

[B]bommer - Finns Mum

Necrophealiac's don't count.

[Trudes]

I shall never tell!!:rolleyes:

[kiwifruit]

Indy - Curious BJ
White Trash - Riff Raff
Jrandom - Stickchick
McJim - Chickadee
DMNTD - Unit
Cajun - Motogirl
007xx - 007xy
Oakie - Mrs Oakie
bommer - Finns Mum

Onearmbandit - panther / sallo

:shutup:

[Curious_AJ]

I'm a bit slow and just realised that Indy has shacked up with Curious BJ and I know that WT is with Riff Raff (or at least they were a few weeks ago) so I need a complete list of who's who...

Official List

Indy - Curious BJ
White Trash - Riff Raff
Jrandom - Stickchick
McJim - Chickadee
DMNTD - Unit
Cajun - Motogirl
007xx - 007xy
Oakie - Mrs Oakie

Vicious Rumours

idleidolidyll - idleidolidyll


Keep it coming...

Edit: I'll keep the master file in this post. Naturally over time this will need some adjustment.


boy... you ARE slow...

as for the BJ bit... *har har*

[Finn]

Yungatart has been fending off MSTRS since hXc announced his presence...

A little less cryptic please... It's gotta be a sure thing.

[Finn]

[/COLOR][/B]Indy - Curious BJ
White Trash - Riff Raff
Jrandom - Stickchick
McJim - Chickadee
DMNTD - Unit
Cajun - Motogirl
007xx - 007xy
Oakie - Mrs Oakie
bommer - Finns Mum

Onearmbandit & panther / sallo

:shutup:

I ain't putting that up. I don't think SpankMe's database could handle the constant changes.

[Krusti]

I was going to mention mine but reread the title and it says "shagging who"..

Never mind, always the bridesmaid, never the bride. :oi-grr::laugh::msn-wink::stupid:

[MSTRS]

I got snipped about a year ago. Best $350 I've ever spent.

:yes:Since when was that a guarantee of getting your end away...


A little less cryptic please... It's gotta be a sure thing.

Well, I thought it was too, when I married her. *mutter..wedding...mumble...cake...*

[Drew]

The same list keeps getting posted.

Come on people, who's up who, and who's not paying?

[Finn]

Come on people, who's up who, and who's not paying?

And who are you entertaining?

[Krusti]

I got snipped about a year ago. Best $350 I've ever spent.

:yes:

I just sent the missus into the vet and got her spayed....:dodge::bash:

Gentle cycle sweetie........

[MSTRS]

Come on people, who's up who, and who's not paying?

Or who's not up, but paying anyway?:doh:

[007XX]

I just sent the missus into the vet and got her spayed....:dodge::bash:

Gentle cycle sweetie........

Damn, that's beyond quicksand and arsenic! :lol:

[Grahameeboy]

To be honest I would not want to shag anyone on KB as it is just too close and again, to be honest, I have never shagged a biker chick and have no intention of cause I like my space and biking is my space..........I would happily take a chick as a pillion but that is it.

Nothing personal against any chicks on this site.

Maybe I am getting old or Dan has put me off the idea :rolleyes:

[NighthawkNZ]

:jerry: :corn:

[Krusti]

Damn, that's beyond quicksand and arsenic! :lol:

As you can see, I don't need someone to shag, I have no trouble screwing myself. :whistle:

[flame]

And who are you entertaining?

some well entertained chick:niceone:

[007XX]

As you can see, I don't need someone to shag, I have no trouble screwing myself. :whistle:

:rofl: Oh yeah! You're very gooooood...:clap: promise I won't say a thing next time I see your lovely other half... :innocent: ;)

[MSTRS]

To be honest I would not want to shag anyone on KB as it is just too close and again, to be honest, I have never shagged a biker chick and have no intention of cause I like my space and biking is my space..........I would happily take a chick as a pillion but that is it.

Nothing personal against any chicks on this site.

Maybe I am getting old or Dan has put me off the idea :rolleyes:

'salright G, it's said that everyone has a perfect partner somewhere...

[Finn]

To be honest I would not want to shag anyone on KB as it is just too close and again, to be honest, I have never shagged a biker chick and have no intention of cause I like my space and biking is my space..........I would happily take a chick as a pillion but that is it.

Nothing personal against any chicks on this site.

Maybe I am getting old or Dan has put me off the idea :rolleyes:

Good luck with all that.

[Finn]

Well, I thought it was too, when I married her. *mutter..wedding...mumble...cake...*

Oh, so you're married. Sorry, this thread is about shagging.

[Drew]

some well entertained chick:niceone:

Yeah, and she's fuckin good too!!!

[Sully60]

I'm the loyal and humble servant who attends to all of Number Ones needs.

The risk of being asphyxiated in her post coital embrace is ever present and not be understated! :eek5:

Its a hard life when you're in love with a mollusc.:yes:

[007XX]

'salright G, it's said that everyone has a perfect partner somewhere...

Oh my....that is so very wrong...:sick:

Still can't figure out how to erase pics from my retinea after I looked at them...:crybaby:

[Drew]

I'm the loyal and humble servant who attends to all of Number Ones needs.

The risk of being asphyxiated in her post coital embrace is ever present and not be understated! :eek5:

Its a hard life when you're in love with a mollusc.:yes:

Awwwwwww.

It's all good man, if they wanna coddle afterwards you've done your job. When they roll over and appear to go to sleep, they're really just waiting for you to do the same so they can finish the job manually.

[MSTRS]

I'm the loyal and humble servant who attends to all of Number Ones needs.

The risk of being asphyxiated in her post coital embrace is ever present and not be understated! :eek5:

Its a hard life when you're in love with a mollusc.:yes:

Octopussy? Or cephalopod...:hitcher::rofl:

[007XX]

Awwwwwww.

It's all good man, if they wanna coddle afterwards you've done your job. When they roll over and appear to go to sleep, they're really just waiting for you to do the same so they can finish the job manually.

Oooooohhh, so that's how you boys can tell???? :lol:
So what does it mean if I start snoring faster than he does? :shit: :laugh:

[Sully60]

Awwwwwww.

It's all good man, if they wanna coddle afterwards you've done your job. When they roll over and appear to go to sleep, they're really just waiting for you to do the same so they can finish the job manually.

I was more worried about not making it out of the cuddle!
Actually I don't mind, sometimes I can use that bluff to my advantage and sneak into the garage!


Oooooohhh, so that's how you boys can tell???? :lol:
So what does it mean if I start snoring faster than he does? :shit: :laugh:

I can rest in the knowledge that my duty has been performed!:sweatdrop
Number one will not rest before she is fully satisfied!

[jrandom]

So what does it mean if I start snoring faster than he does?

You snore?

:eek5:

Anyway, I must say, if a lady is rolling over unsatisfied, I'd be highly aggrieved if I missed the opportunity to watch her sort herself out.

:yes:

[Drew]

You snore?

:eek5:

Anyway, I must say, if a lady is rolling over unsatisfied, I'd be highly aggrieved if I missed the opportunity to watch her sort herself out.

:yes:


Even ugly ones???

[007XX]

You snore?

:eek5:

:laugh: Only in that instance apparently, when I'm really, really happy...:whistle:


Anyway, I must say, if a lady is rolling over unsatisfied, I'd be highly aggrieved if I missed the opportunity to watch her sort herself out.

:yes:

Nothing wrong with a bit of tutoring, eh? :Pokey::2thumbsup

[scumdog]

CB and I are waiting to see who/what Finn is shagging..:msn-wink::wait:

[jrandom]

Even ugly ones???

I'd like to say that she wouldn't be ugly if she was there in the first place, but I'm afraid I don't have a perfect record in that regard.

:o

But, still. The turn-on doesn't really derive so much from the hotness of the girl in question as from the intimacy of the situation, etc.

[Grahameeboy]

'salright G, it's said that everyone has a perfect partner somewhere...

Noooo...not Cowpoos............

[Grahameeboy]

CB and I are waiting to see who/what Finn is shagging..:msn-wink::wait:

Himself I would imagine............

[jrandom]

Nothing wrong with a bit of tutoring, eh?

I'm all about it.

:yes:

As a matter of fact, if I recall correctly, I was once asked for the name and address of the woman to send the thank-you note to.

:2thumbsup

[Grahameeboy]

Oh, so you're married. Sorry, this thread is about shagging.

Yeah, but MSTRS is free unlike your shagging:innocent:

[Drew]

Lets not turn this into a "how I do stuff" thread eh. I recall the last time that happened you gave WAY too much info out on your turn ons/offs, and I've been scarred enough already.

[Grahameeboy]

Good luck with all that.

See like I said in your 'Bill' post, you sound like a Politician more and more by not making sense..........

Good luck with what??

[007XX]

As a matter of fact, if I recall correctly, I was once asked for the name and address of the woman to send the thank-you note to.

:2thumbsup

Mmmm...it takes a smart man to accept guidance...may the Force be with you! :laugh: :niceone:

[fireball]

:scooter::corn: interesting.........

[Grahameeboy]

Lets not turn this into a "how I do stuff" thread eh. I recall the last time that happened you gave WAY too much info out on your turn ons/offs, and I've been scarred enough already.

Yep when men were men and women were scared........and then there was Finn:yes:

[Finn]

Yeah, but MSTRS is free unlike your shagging:innocent:

All women cost money. Some of them are worth it though.

[mynameis]

All women cost money. Some of them are worth it though.

Up till when you find out she has thrush :laugh:

[Grahameeboy]

All women cost money. Some of them are worth it though.

Well my ex cost me $362,000 cash but that was a one off, otherwise, I must be lucky cause I have not found that women cost money......

[Finn]

CB and I are waiting to see who/what Finn is shagging..:msn-wink::wait:

A Jonny Cash song springs to mind...

[Finn]

Well my ex cost me $362,000 cash but that was a one off

Wow, she must have been a stunner. Personally, I've never liked Russian girls.

[Grahameeboy]

Wow, she must have been a stunner. Personally, I've never liked Russian girls.

No she was a runner..........

[Curious_AJ]

wow... this has turned into a weird thread...

[nodrog]

A Jonny Cash song springs to mind...

"Burning Ring of fire"?

[ziggy]

ziggy > roxanne

[Finn]

"Burning Ring of fire"?

I'm burned, burned, burned.

[MSTRS]

ziggy > roxanne

You've pinched RiderInBlack's 'girlfriend???

[nodrog]

You've pinched RiderInBlack's 'girlfriend???

Dougie wont be happy :crybaby:

[kevfromcoro]

A Jonny Cash song springs to mind...

A boy named Sue

[Qkchk]

............ so I need a complete list of who's who...




Think it would be more interesting if it was about "Who's caught What off Who"..........

[Curious_AJ]

Think it would be more interesting if it was about "Who's caught What off Who"..........

agreed very muchly...

[Finn]

Think it would be more interesting if it was about "Who's caught What off Who"..........

Is there something going around that I don't know about? I'm always the last to know.

[MSTRS]

Is there something going around that I don't know about? I'm always the last to know.

Just keep taking the anti-biotics - you'll be finn (oops, I mean, fine)

[klingon]

Oooh who can fill in the gaps:

Qkchk & .....

Fireball & .....

[ziggy]

wow... this has turned into a weird thread...

its about sex aj

[Str8 Jacket]

its about sex aj

EWWW! Thats just plain gross!!!!!!

[Curious_AJ]

its about sex aj

gee, thanks... I did not know that... :baby: :tugger:

[Str8 Jacket]

:tugger:

Usually sex is between TWO or more people....

[ziggy]

Think it would be more interesting if it was about "Who's caught What off Who"..........

I have a bit of a rash, non pubic but some red spots on ab's, i think it might of been from sleeping in thischcis place that lived in aro valley thats flatmates were all hari krishna's and there were a lot of them in a 3bedroom flat. suprised they fornicated considering the rest of the very very weird shit going on in that flat, and by weird, ive seen weird, pet paradise duck type weid but this topped it, whast an 8 armed 6 legged god goign to do for you anyway, give you an arm when you crash a bike

[Str8 Jacket]

I have a bit of a rash, non pubic but i think it might of been from sleeping in thischcis place that lived in aro valley thats flatmates were all hari krishna's and there were a lot of them in a 3bedroom flat. suprised they fornicated considering the rest of the very very weird shit going on in that flat, and by weird, ive seen weird, pet paradise duck type weid but this topped it, whast an 8 armed 6 legged god goign to do for you anyway, give you an arm when you crash a bike

Obviously the weed fumes are still lingering....

[skelstar]

...pet paradise duck type weid...
Cracks me up! LOL

[Curious_AJ]

Usually sex is between TWO or more people....

maybe you missed the point :p

[roogazza]

Well my ex cost me $362,000 cash but that was a one off, otherwise, I must be lucky cause I have not found that women cost money......

Slow learner ??????

[jrandom]

Obviously the weed fumes are still lingering....

We wouldn't have him any other way.

:grouphug:

[Grahameeboy]

Slow learner ??????

Why????????????????

[ziggy]

Why????????????????

362,000 is cheap to get rid of a woman,
if you got caught with a finger in a few pies

[SwanTiger]

The world needs more sluts.

[ziggy]

The world needs more sluts.

If it wasnt for peopel like you more chics would dress and fuck accordingly, without the fear of being labelled a slut.

STOP THE LABELLING

[marioc]

who the fuck cares?

[Str8 Jacket]

who the fuck cares?

Not you obviously..... But then again why read it if ya dont care?! :p

[The Stranger]

I got snipped about a year ago.


To the great relief of all.

[Grahameeboy]

362,000 is cheap to get rid of a woman,
if you got caught with a finger in a few pies

Nop, no 'pies' on me.....disabled Daughter, difficult to have children without disability, had an affair and left..........so still not cheap, however, it is only money and I kept house and furniture.............I can honestly say I have never cheated in a relationship.....

[jrandom]

To the great relief of all.

A bit too late, though.

:love:

<img src="http://i19.tinypic.com/7y2q2ie.jpg"/>

[The Stranger]

A bit too late, though.

:love:


Awww they's so cute.





Take after mum aye?

[k14]

Dangerous and Kickaha

[Maha]

Maha and Mom are a very happy couple....:cool:

I know of others but....really cant say.....i take bribes.....:banana:

[nodrog]

Maha and his Mom are a very happy couple....

Norman Bates is that you?

[Maha]

Maha and Mom are a very happy couple....:cool:

I know of others but....really cant say.....i take bribes.....:banana:

Their 'Love Child' lives in Towel Ronga!.....Father unknown!


Norman Bates is that you?


Read the Edit!

[nodrog]

Indy - Curious BJ
White Trash - Riff Raff
Jrandom - Stickchick
McJim - Chickadee
DMNTD - Unit
Cajun - Motogirl
007xx - 007xy
Oakie - Mrs Oakie
Kendog - Mrs Kendog
Yungatart - MSTRS
Drew - Flame
Sully60 - Number One
Scumdog - CB
Dangerous - Kickaha
Maha - Mom
Qkchk - Qkkid

Marioc - Finn

[Skyryder]

CB and I are waiting to see who/what Finn is shagging..:msn-wink::wait:

Mrs Palmer.

Skyyrder

[marioc]

You started it pal

[Finn]

That's quite a list. So Fireball & ???

[Maha]

That's quite a list. So Fireball & ???


Lilsel.....:love:

Sweeeeet are we gonna play 'Fill in the Gaps'?....

[Finn]

Mrs Palmer.

Skyyrder

I've never quite understood why people think calling someone a wanker is a bad thing. Doesn't everybody masterbate?

[fireball]

Lilsel.....:love:


cant deny! :drool::hug:

[MSTRS]

I've never quite understood why people think calling someone a wanker is a bad thing. Doesn't everybody masterbate?

95% do. The others are lying...

[Finn]

Come on, there must be more - think!

[nadroj]

IL4 - Coaster

[DEATH_INC.]

If ya must know... Me 'n Draco.....

[Pussy]

Pussy - Gassit Girl

[The Stranger]

Come on, there must be more - think!

Littleman - White Belt - The Stranger.

[Finn]

Littleman - White Belt - The Stranger.

Is this a comitted relationship?

[SpankMe]

SpankMe - Pixie girl

Do you want me to make all the names in your first post links to their profiles?

[Finn]

Do you want me to make all the names in your first post links to their profiles?

I can do that. I'm the CE friggen O of this place!

Edit: Yes please.

[Stickchick]

Nasty & Grub, Meekey Mouse and Speights_bud

[Littleman]

Littleman - White Belt - The Stranger.

I'm keen.

I'll ask White Belt when she gets home.

Let you know.

[slinky]

I'm keen.

I'll ask White Belt when she gets home.

Let you know.

I new side to you guys i am learning.

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Maha and Mom are a very happy couple....:cool:

I know of others but....really cant say.....i take bribes.....:banana:



come on you know you want to i'll give you a rum

[Mrs Busa Pete]

I'm keen.

I'll ask White Belt when she gets home.

Let you know.


Your safe mate he will probely fall asleep if he knows what to do

[MSTRS]

....Meekey Mouse and Speights_bud

This thread is about 'shagging'...their folks get on here too :doh:

[Littleman]

O.K no surprise here, Skyryder - Scott Watson

[Hitcher]

Hitcher and Mrs H?

Although not "officially" a KBer, she is here in spirit, has been occasionally Named In Ride Reports, and her Presence has been witnessed by several members at various locales around the country. And, as opposed to some contributors to this site, she rides a motorcycle.

[Skyryder]

I've never quite understood why people think calling someone a wanker is a bad thing. Doesn't everybody masterbate?

I'll post up a poll and find out.


Skyryder

[Maha]

come you know you want to i'll give you a rum


Tempting, very Tempting....will it be Appletons?

[trump-lady]

Some one should start a
"Who Id like/want to shag" on kbers.....we could potentially start alot of either:
stds/Illegitimate children/weddings/fights/putdowns/embarrasments/engagements/broken homes

[Hitcher]

Someone should start a "Who I'd like/want to shag" on KBers

I guess such a thing could serve as a "To Do" list for some of our more rampant Lotharios.

[The Stranger]

I'm keen.

I'll ask White Belt when she gets home.

Let you know.

Ta chap, jolly sporting of you.

[Maha]

Some one should start a
"Who Id like/want to shag" on kbers.....we could potentially start alot of either:
stds/weddings/fights/putdowns/embarrasments

Been done already, and is constantly evolving....once again, i take bribes!...:devil2:

[White trash]

As this thread's titled "Who's shagging who" I take great offence to mine and Riff raffs name being there.

Since I got her knocked up I'm gettin none!

[Grahameeboy]

Awww they's so cute.





Take after mum aye?

Not when they are running around my place with Nats they are not!!

[Mom]

As this thread's titled "Who's shagging who" I take great offence to mine and Riff raffs name being there.

Since I got her knocked up I'm gettin none!

Interesting comment.....we are married, apparently married folk dont "shag" anymore......LOL

[SwanTiger]

SwanTiger - Angelina Jolie

[MSTRS]

As this thread's titled "Who's shagging who" I take great offence to mine and Riff raffs name being there.

Since I got her knocked up I'm gettin none!

Welcome to the (pudding) club. This is what your dad didn't tell you when he had 'that little talk' with you...

[Mom]

Welcome to the (pudding) club. This is what your dad didn't tell you when he had 'that little talk' with you...

Dads can be such shits sometimes.........dont friggen leave your coat over the end of the bed, else you are done for....:laugh:

[mynameis]

SwanTiger - Angelina Jolie

Is she the same Angelina Jolie I saw you doing a deal with, on K Road the other night?

[Storm]

As this thread's titled "Who's shagging who" I take great offence to mine and Riff raffs name being there.

Since I got her knocked up I'm gettin none!

Yeah, s'funny that- my wife had a baby on monday and I reckon I might be a bit defiecient in the bedroom loving area for a while.

However, worth it. So very worth it:)

[MSTRS]

Yeah, s'funny that- my wife had a baby on monday and I reckon I might be a bit defiecient in the bedroom loving area for a while.



42 days....before it'll touch the sides. Congrats BTW

[Skyryder]

As this thread's titled "Who's shagging who" I take great offence to mine and Riff raffs name being there.

Since I got her knocked up I'm gettin none!

Well there's no point on you voting on my Masterbation Poll since we already know the answer:jerry::jerry:

Skyryder

[Qkkid]

A little birdie told me :whistle::whistle::whistle: Sallo was rooting a cough cough a certain married man in Christchurch.

[Swoop]

Well my ex cost me $362,000 cash but that was a one off, otherwise, I must be lucky cause I have not found that women cost money......
Cheaper to rent than to buy!

[Colapop]

I'm hers. She knows it.

[MotoGirl]

I guess such a thing could serve as a "To Do" list for some of our more rampant Lotharios.

That would also require the KB Rich List :shutup:

[Mom]

Yeah, s'funny that- my wife had a baby on monday and I reckon I might be a bit defiecient in the bedroom loving area for a while.

However, worth it. So very worth it:)

Completely off topic! Riffer do your worst here please......BUT!

Congratultions mate!! The time will pass sooner than you think and will make the next time the best you ever had on a way different level!

[kiwifruit]

A little birdie told me :whistle::whistle::whistle: Sallo was rooting a cough cough a certain married man in Christchurch.

repost .

[Grahameeboy]

Cheaper to rent than to buy!

Rent to buy?...............must admit even including the ex I have been pretty lucky with relationships so no complaints.......

[Grahameeboy]

A little birdie told me :whistle::whistle::whistle: Sallo was rooting a cough cough a certain married man in Christchurch.

Cough cough indeed........now when is the Wife back from overseas.

To be honest, I have to say this kinda behaviour sucks and from what I have heard the Wife has gone overseas for 3 months and does not even know...could be wrong so happy to be put in my place and I will publically apologise, however, if true, respect has been lost.

If you are not happy in a relationship have the balls (or Tits ) to be honest rather than find happiness, more than likely based on fantasy, and hurt the other person more and even the guilty mistress............

Relationship is a ship that sails on the sea, Fun is shortlived.

[Colapop]

That chick is a repost isn't she?

[Grahameeboy]

That chick is a repost isn't she?

I like that Fizzpop.............could have 'Bed Post' I suppose

[klingon]

Busa Pete and Mrs Busa Pete! But they would both have to link to the same place as they seem to be the same person...

[Skunk]

I'm currently with Skunk Control.

She tells me I'll be staying a while too.

[Grahameeboy]

Busa Pete and Mrs Busa Pete! But they would both have to link to the same place as they seem to be the same person...

Well they do say that when you are married you end up looking like eachother..............

[Grahameeboy]

I'm currently with Skunk Control.

She tells me I'll be staying a while too.

Good on Mrs Skunk..............

[2up3dom]

Im with dogsnbikes xxox

[klingon]

Oh I almost forgot! klingon & Dave C :love:

[Grahameeboy]

Oh I almost forgot! klingon & Dave C :love:

Almost forgot...................he he

[Hitcher]

Well there's no point on you voting on my Masterbation Poll since we already know the answer

Is that anything like masturbation? Is it the variant that doesn't result in blindness?

[LilSel]

Fireball & I... :2thumbsup:drool:

[jazbug5]

come on you know you want to i'll give you a rim

Corrected for you. :innocent:

[El Dopa]

As this thread's titled "Who's shagging who" I take great offence to mine and Riff raffs name being there.

Since I got her knocked up I'm gettin none!

Heh. Just won a bet with myself.

Selling the bike, cryptic comments etc etc.

Congrats. I think.

[Paul in NZ]

Is that anything like masturbation? Is it the variant that doesn't result in blindness?

I thought they meant Masterton - I was headed off for a coffee

[Rhino]

I'm a bit slow and just realised that Indy has shacked up with Curious BJ and I know that WT is with Riff Raff (or at least they were a few weeks ago) so I need a complete list of who's who...
ScorpyGirl and I are married and I still chase her round the house on a regular basis:gob: (I also catch her at least 95% of the time.):innocent:

[trump-lady]

Been done already, and is constantly evolving....once again, i take bribes!...:devil2:

I would offer you Appleton Rum as a bribe but I dont know anyone you have gossip on so that to me would be a sad loss of some good Jamaican yummyness.........and besides I just drunk the last of it

[Str8 Jacket]

Im lucky enough to be doing a VERY sexy man on this site.... :buggerd: GIGGIDY GIGGIDY!!! :love:

[Sully60]

:buggerd: GIGGIDY GIGGIDY!!! :love:

EWWWWWW!:shit:

Get a Room!

[Str8 Jacket]

EWWWWWW!:shit:

Get a Room!

We've got every room in my flat.... :spanking:

[Qkkid]

Cough cough indeed........now when is the Wife back from overseas.

To be honest, I have to say this kinda behaviour sucks and from what I have heard the Wife has gone overseas for 3 months and does not even know...could be wrong so happy to be put in my place and I will publically apologise, however, if true, respect has been lost.

If you are not happy in a relationship have the balls (or Tits ) to be honest rather than find happiness, more than likely based on fantasy, and hurt the other person more and even the guilty mistress............

Relationship is a ship that sails on the sea, Fun is shortlived.

Maybe he could get our personalised number plate "QKCHK" back from her :msn-wink:before his wife gets home would be nice:niceone:

[Cibby]

you missed out me and postie!

[Curious_AJ]

"I'm a bit slow and just realised that Indy has shacked up with Curious AJ "

yeah... we didn't just "shack up"... it's been an on going relationship since june last year... :p (ps, we didn't meet on kb)

[Grahameeboy]

ScorpyGirl and I are married and I still chase her round the house on a regular basis:gob: (I also catch her at least 95% of the time.):innocent:

yeah but that's not hard in a one bedroom unit:whistle:

[HDTboy]

Postage Vs Cibby
Bugjuice Vs Cero143
Keystone 19 Vs Madduck
HDTboy Vs Two Smoker
KickingZebra Vs Bronza
Sisterecho Vs Jayracer
Cowpoos Vs Mikey

[Grahameeboy]

Postage Vs Cibby
Bugjuice Vs Cero143
Keystone 19 Vs Madduck
HDTboy Vs Two Smoker

SV Suspension vs HDTboy:niceone:

[Wolf]

It should be "Who's shagging whom?" Don't they actually teach English in those posh schools? :devil2:

Wolf and Strayjuliet.

This is much better than the other thread about who was shagging whom which was closed recently - "thanks" to "ziggy".

The "Who'd like to shag whom" thread could be a dangerous idea.

[SpankMe]

The "Who'd like to shag whom" thread could be a dangerous idea.

Since the site is 90%+ guys, it should be "Who'd like to gang bang whom".

[Grahameeboy]

It should be "Who's shagging whom?" Don't they actually teach English in those posh schools? :devil2:

Wolf and Strayjuliet.

This is much better than the other thread about who was shagging whom which was closed recently - "thanks" to "ziggy".

The "Who'd like to shag whom" thread could be a dangerous idea.

You couldn't resist could ya?

[Wolf]

You couldn't resist could ya?
Anything but temptation, dude, anything but temptation.

Which is why the "who'd like to shag whom" thread could be dangerous. :devil2:

[Disco Dan]

Anything but temptation, dude, anything but temptation.

Which is why the "who'd like to shag whom" thread could be dangerous. :devil2:

Dangerous? naaaa..... :whistle:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=61198

[MVnut]

Since the site is 90%+ guys, it should be "Who'd like to gang bang whom".

Bwahahahahahahahaha...............:banana:

[Kickaha]

I'm a bit slow and just realised that Indy has shacked up with Curious BJ and I know that WT is with Riff Raff (or at least they were a few weeks ago) so I need a complete list of who's who...

<a href="member.php?u=801">dangerous</a> - <a href="member.php?u=609">Kickaha</a>

Edit: I'll keep the master file in this post. Naturally over time this will need some adjustment because of :argue:... :weep:

I've given up on him, he doesn't shave and his stubble gives me a rash on my thighs

[yungatart]

A little birdie told me :whistle::whistle::whistle: XXXXXX was rooting a cough cough a certain married man in Christchurch.

I think that is disgusting!
Marital infidelity is a scourge on our society.
If you are in a relationship/marriage and you want to shag someone else, then have the balls to leave your partner first
If you are the third party in this kind of behaviour then IMHO, you are a spineless, gutless piece of shite!
Go find someone who is not attached to anyone else.

Rant over...

[Qkkid]

I think that is disgusting!
Marital infidelity is a scourge on our society.
If you are in a relationship/marriage and you want to shag someone else, then have the balls to leave your partner first
If you are the third party in this kind of behaviour then IMHO, you are a spineless, gutless piece of shite!
Go find someone who is not attached to anyone else.

Rant over...

I dont condone this Janet at all:niceone:
You know this person too.:msn-wink:

[cowpoos]

Noooo...not Cowpoos............
you wish biarch!!!

[Colapop]

Yeah, back off KY Boy, he's mine...

[cowpoos]

Yeah, back off KY Boy, he's mine...
thats right gorgeous!!!



after last time...how long was it till you could fart again without complications??

[Maha]

after last time...how long was it till you could fart again without complications??

3 Days.....the size of his head was a dead give away....:cool:

[Conquiztador]

I am shaggin no-one. Bummer.

[Grahameeboy]

you wish biarch!!!

Nah, God saves me............:rolleyes:

[skelstar]

I like to spend lots of time with Lissa ... :drool:

[Finn]

Postage Vs Cibby
Bugjuice Vs Cero143
Keystone 19 Vs Madduck
HDTboy Vs Two Smoker
KickingZebra Vs Bronza
Sisterecho Vs Jayracer
Cowpoos Vs Mikey

Is this correct... minus the last entry?

[jrandom]

Is this correct... minus the last entry?

Apart from HDTboy and Two Smoker, it's all complete nonsense.

[ceebie13]

Oh what short memories you lot have...

ceebie13 and Bex :hug: :2thumbsup:buggerd:

[SpankMe]

Is this correct... minus the last entry?

Almost. Cowpoos keeps making comments about my arse. I'm sure he wants a taste.

[NotaGoth]

froggyfrenchman and Gn1nitestnd
SpinFX and hitch

[Edbear]

wow... this has turned into a weird thread...



Turned into...?:wacko:

[Jorja]

Frosty woke up after his op and asked if we were married. Must have been the knock to the head. Doc said to play along. :msn-wink:


:soon:

[stify]

I slipped an fell on Girlygirl in the weekend...does that count???

[HDTboy]

Is this correct... minus the last entry?

All correct, especially the last entry

[Finn]

Frosty woke up after his op and asked if we were married. Must have been the knock to the head. Doc said to play along. :msn-wink:


:soon:

Frosty is not a member of KB so you two are void. Either ask him to come back or find someone else.

[Nasty]

Frosty is not a member of KB so you two are void. Either ask him to come back or find someone else.

Since when? I heard that he was just not a modorator ... that has nothing to do with being a member here.

[Finn]

Since when? I heard that he was just not a modorator ... that has nothing to do with being a member here.

Does masterbating make you Fucking Nasty?

Lighten up.

[Conquiztador]

Does masterbating make you Fucking Nasty?

Lighten up.

Probably not. Might make you an expert on fishing thou... ;)

[kiwifruit]

hFjrbmj0CUc

[mstriumph]

Frosty is not a member of KB so you two are void. Either ask him to come back or find someone else.


oh - you mean as in 'come back' and organize events? and help people? and share his expertise? and devote his time, effort and stuff after he's had a kicking???
be reasonable - does he LOOK like a raving masochist to you? ......

[yes - i got here after they'd locked the main thread :yes:]

of course, not actually HAVING a bike, certain of those-who-must-be-obeyed wouldn't really value any of his magnificent contribution to the biking community ............... would she? :shutup:

[Finn]

Okay, is that it? Any corrections, additions?

[Disco Dan]

Okay, is that it? Any corrections, additions?

Disco Dan - Mrs Palmer

[Finn]

Disco Dan - Mrs Palmer

Don't lie. I heard that even Mrs Palmer finds you repulsive.

[Mrs Busa Pete]

I'm a bit slow and just realised that Indy has shacked up with Curious BJ and I know that WT is with Riff Raff (or at least they were a few weeks ago) so I need a complete list of who's who...

Official List

<a href="member.php?u=11620">007XX</a> - <a href="member.php?u=12073">007XY</a>
<a href="member.php?u=527">Cajun</a> - <a href="member.php?u=1675">MotoGirl</a>
<a href="member.php?u=716">DEATH_INC.</a> - <a href="member.php?u=727">Draco</a>
<a href="member.php?u=1012">Drew</a> - <a href="member.php?u=2173">flame</a>
<a href="member.php?u=4136">DMNTD</a> - <a href="member.php?u=4162">Unit</a>
<a href="member.php?u=11487">fireball</a> - <a href="member.php?u=7520">LilSel</a>
<a href="member.php?u=9129">Grub</a> - <a href="member.php?u=3853">Nasty</a>
<a href="member.php?u=681">Indiana_Jones</a> - <a href="member.php?u=9629">Curious_AJ</a>
<a href="member.php?u=1865">inlinefour</a> - <a href="member.php?u=6680">Coaster</a>
<a href="member.php?u=3866">jrandom</a> - <a href="member.php?u=5204">Stickchick</a>
<a href="member.php?u=1608">Kendog</a> - <a href="member.php?u=6129">Mrs Kendog</a>
<a href="member.php?u=4192">maha man</a> - <a href="member.php?u=7909">Mom</a>
<a href="member.php?u=6494">McJim</a> - <a href="member.php?u=8636">Chickadee</a>
<a href="member.php?u=1844">MSTRS</a> - <a href="member.php?u=3224">yungatart</a>
<a href="member.php?u=2379">Oakie</a> - <a href="member.php?u=11090">Mrs Oakie</a>
<a href="member.php?u=2237">Pussy</a> - <a href="member.php?u=12035">Gassit Girl</a>
<a href="member.php?u=5323">Qkkid</a> - <a href="member.php?u=3180">Qkchk</a>
<a href="member.php?u=401">scumdog</a> - CB
<a href="member.php?u=1">SpankMe</a> - <a href="member.php?u=11692">Pixie girl</a>
<a href="member.php?u=3130">speights_bud</a> - <a href="member.php?u=7956">Meekey_Mouse</a>
<a href="member.php?u=12854">Sully60</a> - <a href="member.php?u=14228">Number One</a>
<a href="member.php?u=843">White trash</a> - <a href="member.php?u=1532">Riff Raff</a>
<a href="member.php?u=636">Hitcher</a> - Mrs H
Busa Pete - Mrs Busa Pete
Skunk - Skunk Control
2up3dom - dogsnbikes
ScorpyGirl - Rhino
postie - cibby
Wolf - Strayjuliet
HDTboy - Two Smoker
ceebie13 - Bex
froggyfrenchman - Gn1nitestnd
SpinFX - hitch
Jorja - Frosty
SPman - Mstriumph

Vicious Rumours

idleidolidyll - idleidolidyll (even if the relationship is somewhat abusive)




Keep it coming...

Edit: I'll keep the master file in this post. Naturally over time this will need some adjustment because of :argue:... :weep:

Joni & kickaha

[klingon]

Oi! Still no klingon & Dave C. Or maybe he's just a figment of my imagination. :mellow:

[Grahameeboy]

Joni & kickaha

Grahameeboy and Someone?

[skelstar]

hmmm no skelstar and Lissa either.

[cowpoos]

Almost. Cowpoos keeps making comments about my arse. I'm sure he wants a taste.

tasted...theres that picture!!! you want me to post it Mr???





for the list... jayracer37 and sisterecho
girlygirl and stify
skelstar and lissa
nasty and grub
panther and 80% of the guys on the forum
kickingzebra and bronza
wari and bah bah ra!

[cowpoos]

dangerous and rashika

[Mom]

gee there are some awful quiet ones......:whistle:

Mind I know nothing :shutup:

[HDTboy]

for the list... jayracer37 and sisterecho

kickingzebra and bronza

Repost !

[kro]

I shagged the sheriff

but I did not shag the deputy.

[biggles1]

I thought KB was about motorcycling and like minded pursuits what the hell has "who's shagging who" got to do with the reason I thought this site exists.Are you Riders or Shaggers? You can't do both at the same time!!!.

[kro]

I beg to differ on that one.

[Wolf]

Are you Riders or Shaggers? You can't do both at the same time!!!.
No, but some of us manage to find time to fit both in our schedules...

[Mom]

I thought KB was about motorcycling and like minded pursuits what the hell has "who's shagging who" got to do with the reason I thought this site exists.Are you Riders or Shaggers? You can't do both at the same time!!!.

Quite right! but what you need to understand is, after riding and getting that buzz on, a shag is exactly what it is all about!

PS: the forum chosen to make this post defines how seriously you should take it! Root or Ride? Ride or Root? Both even!

[koba]

one last thing,
Im shaggin someone here too! :buggerd:

[NighthawkNZ]

Ooooohhh!!!
Rumours!!!!

well we could spread a couple more... ;)

[McJim]

one last thing,
Im shaggin someone here too! :buggerd:

Strictly speakin' your right hand doesn't count as a KB member - even if it is typing half of your posts! :rofl:

[tri boy]

triboy+kanny=jiggy.:yes:

[Str8 Jacket]

Strictly speakin' your right hand doesn't count as a KB member - even if it is typing half of your posts! :rofl:

Hmm but it does count if it was ME right? <_<

[ArcherWC]

Quite right! but what you need to understand is, after riding and getting that buzz on, a shag is exactly what it is all about!

PS: the forum chosen to make this post defines how seriously you should take it! Root or Ride? Ride or Root? Both even!
no no no no no no............must poke out minds eye

[Krusti]

I have been married to meon3 for 22 years, we live together still, as for shagging well I will let you know when that happens next........:yawn::zzzz::lol:

[McJim]

Hmm but it does count if it was ME right? <_<

I hope your givin' the fella more than just your right hand then!

[Str8 Jacket]

I hope your givin' the fella more than just your right hand then!

Yep, I give him a kick up the arse occaisionally as well! :msn-wink:

Seriously though, I am very lucky to have him! :love:

[sels1]

I hope your givin' the fella more than just your right hand then!

And has he learnt about her left hook?

[Str8 Jacket]

And has he learnt about her left hook?

Ya big meanie.... You betta watch out for my left hook! :p

[Toaster]

Since the site is 90%+ guys, it should be "Who'd like to gang bang whom".

Make it like WWF wrestling style and tag em' in.

[Conquiztador]

I thought KB was about motorcycling and like minded pursuits what the hell has "who's shagging who" got to do with the reason I thought this site exists.Are you Riders or Shaggers? You can't do both at the same time!!!.

Try riding a fucked bike...

[Kittyhawk]

Im so glad Im single!

Answer to no one, enjoy my own company, do what I want....

OMG Im a geek!

[skidMark]

Im so glad Im single!

Answer to no one, enjoy my own company, do what I want....

OMG Im a geek!


yeah but u went to shag deathstar and he couldnt get it up.......

[u4ea]

Try riding a fucked bike...

"suzzi the slapper " is my little red vibrator..if I treated a man as rough as I treated her.......just a little kick down every now and again,a good lube and plenty of juice to keep up!!;)

[smoky]

Warr and terminal seem to be pretty close :Oops:
Don't forget Sidewinder and Carver

[Warr]

Warr and terminal seem to be pretty close :Oops:
Don't forget Sidewinder and Carver
Some of us dont have an avator that would suggest we'd drop our pants for just anyone :)

[Sanx]

Some of us dont have an aviator that would suggest we'd drop our pants for just anyone :)

An aviator? :lol:

[Warr]

An aviator? :lol:
For your feminine side I'll correct it! :woohoo:

[Kittyhawk]

yeah but u went to shag deathstar and he couldnt get it up.......

I know you want to be a part of my little love triangle, but.....you are in that non-functioning age bracket.

[skidMark]

I know you want to be a part of my little love triangle, but.....you are in that non-functioning age bracket.


deluded female... just one idiot who cant ride ...anything.....dose not represent the masses.....

scandelous hussy know thy place! lol

[Kittyhawk]

deluded female... just one idiot who cant ride ...anything.....dose not represent the masses.....

scandelous hussy know thy place! lol

Hmm..so ya reckon if ya fall off get up and ride again?:buggerd:

[wybmadiity]

:scratch:
79211 :love:

[White trash]

:scratch:
79211 :love:
Tehehehehe......