Masturbation. For entertainment purposes only

[Skyryder]

The last of the taboo subjects. But seen here first on KB.

Skyryder

[Mikkel]

I'm for it!

-Where is the poll?

[Skyryder]

There's something for every one. Have fun.:jerry:

Skyryder

[Goblin]

Who says girls cant wank??? What a load of bollocks!!:tugger:

[kevfromcoro]

I got caught by my mom when i was about 14
Having one in the shower.
What do think you are doing she says
My answer was..
Its my cock and i will wash it as fast as i like

[mynameis]

I caught someone having a wank once; he didn't close the door properly. Took my belt out and belted his ass hard, he came all over the place and is shit traumatised for life now.

[oldrider]

Who says girls cant wank??? What a load of bollocks!!:tugger:

Goblin is quite right :headbang:

Have you suffered from a sheltered upbringing Skyryder? :confused: (lol) John.

[tri boy]

Great way to "Crank Start Your Day".:woohoo:

[soundbeltfarm]

way i see it is if you cant love yourself who can you love.
and anyway no one makes me cum like i make myself cum.hahahah
better not let the wife see this.

[mynameis]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=h6IhAoEgz-o

[kiwifruit]

Saw a doco a week or so ago on a guys who masterbate too much, like 30 plus a day! They were having pains in their prostates they were working them that hard.
I don't do it myself, i was born without sexual organs, praise the lord.

[Mom]

Why is this a private poll?

I am not ashamed of never having wanked!.........LOL

[Krusti]

What is the most sensitive part on a mans body when wanking?












............




His ears listening for someone coming. :eek:



Oldie I know but still a goody..:msn-wink:

[Skyryder]

Goblin is quite right :headbang:

Have you suffered from a sheltered upbringing Skyryder? :confused: (lol) John.

I ran out of options??

Skyryder

[MotoGirl]

Never needed to as I've always had someone to do it for me...

[Skyryder]

Why is this a private poll?

I am not ashamed of never having wanked!.........LOL


I was nearly going public on this. Should have done in hindsight but my thinking was private parts private poll. :jerry:

Skyryder

[Mom]

I was nearly going public on this. Should have done in hindsight but my thinking was private parts private poll. :jerry:

Skyryder

Silly billy...........LOL

EDIT...........bet if you asked the Mods could change it! DO IT!

[Krusti]

I'm masturbating while typing at the moment, hang on a moment, there we go, all better now....:woohoo:

[The Stranger]

Agh, my back!! Damn you Skyrider!!!

[ynot slow]

Worst thing about cyber sex is cleaning the keyboard.

[Goblin]

I have no problem admitting Im doing my bit to reduce the gubmints dpb bill.:eek:

[FlangMasterJ]

Never needed to as I've always had someone to do it for me...

Still live with your parents?

[MotoGirl]

Still live with your parents?

No, but every so often Cajuns says "who's your daddy?"

[Goblin]

No, but every so often Cajuns says "who's your daddy?"Ewww! That's just :sick:

[terbang]

Girls are great, but nothing like the real thing..!

[janno]

Sit on your hands til they're numb . . . feels like someone else but they actually know which button to press - or so I've been told.:rolleyes:

[Maha]

Sit on your hands til they're numb . . . feels like someone else but they actually know which button to press - or so I've been told.:rolleyes:


Ever wondered where 'The Stranger' got his name from?.....:rolleyes:

[oldrider]

I voted for hairy palms etc because it was empty and it was what we were told in my generation.

Also said it would make you go deaf, well the cats out of the bag now!

Pardon me! :Oops: Deaf John.

[scumdog]

I WAS going to vote - but me eyes ain't wot they use to be..

[Toaster]

How is it that it says "Girls can't" to a question that says Masterbation yes or no? Of course girls can do that if they so wish.

[Toaster]

Loved the video, very funny :)

[hospitalfood]

I like the way it makes me feel guilty,filthy,dirty and ashamed.
but most of all I like the look on the faces of the other people waiting in line at the bank with me.

[jrandom]

<img src="http://www.sinfest.net/comikaze/comics/2007-11-15.gif"/>

[Kittyhawk]

Ever wondered where 'The Stranger' got his name from?.....:rolleyes:

I had to get that one explained to me....cos Im too innocent to know these things... :msn-wink:


How is it that it says "Girls can't" to a question that says Masterbation yes or no? Of course girls can do that if they so wish.

depends really, you know we can turn the simplest questions into a crisis.

I cant vote theres no option for me :crybaby:
And now my hand is sore....

Pics cant get posted on ATNR thread from what I took this week, as the batteries mysteriously dissappeared...:pinch:then went flat....:devil2:

[moko]

Isn't there already an All Blacks thread elsewhere on site?

[westie]

Sit on your hands til they're numb . . . feels like someone else but they actually know which button to press - or so I've been told.:rolleyes:

I also heard that if you sit on your nob after a while it feels like someone elses

[kevfromcoro]

I also heard that if you sit on your nob after a while it feels like someone elses

A concrete block on your hand will do it.

[westie]

A concrete block on your hand will do it.

Huh????????

[NotaGoth]

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[Winston001]

The last of the taboo subjects. But seen here first on KB.

Skyryder

Er...not quite..... http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/8456/Mast.htm

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/8456/Mast.htm

[homer]

er um yeah
well here goes
any single chicks out there wanting help ?????
Any new age guy would help a chick in distress .....right :shifty:

[McJim]

er um yeah
well here goes
any single chicks out there wanting help ?????
Any new age guy would help a chick in distress .....right :shifty:
they would probably offer this kind of assistance to a girl in datdress too. :rofl:

[homer]

they would probably offer this kind of assistance to a girl in datdress too. :rofl:

Yeah think you d be right there to :shifty:


but any ways ...I was seroius
Looks like a dead thread .......oh come on we all know you girls love it :done:

[The Stranger]

Ever wondered where 'The Stranger' got his name from?.....:rolleyes:

I'm still trying to figure that one out.