Embarrassing!!!

[lemure]

This arvo I took Mrs Lemure for a ride up SH1 to Wellsford, then back down SH16 home. Fantastic ride! Got home, and Mrs L told me she'd locked the house, and couldn't find the keys. Mmmmm. Here we were standing outside the house in riding gear, and me trying to think of a way to break into the house without causing much damage. Couldn't get thru this window with my gear on - obviously - so took it all off ... including my leather pants. Only jocks underneath, but half way thru the window I got stuck. Couldn't move. While calling for Mrs L to help, she walked into the room, smiled sweetly and said - "I got in honey". Apparently she HADN'T locked the door after all.
Don't you go off some people!!!!!!!!!!
And I had to get myself out of the window....:banana:

[Xaria]

Too funny. Just imagine if neighbor had called the cops...

[u4ea]

:laugh::lol::killingme.........classic!!!!

[Edbear]

There's never anyone around with a video camera when you need one!!!!:first:

I had to call Mrs. Edbear and show her this. After she had a laugh, I told her who Lemure was...:innocent:

[Grumpy]

Fucking boxers eh!

[Trudes]

hehe, that conjured up some very funny mental images. Lessons learned: 1. Even when you think you've locked the house you may not have, should always double check. 2. Put a spare house key in a pocket in your jacket or under the bike seat for such emergencies. 3. Always do as your mum taught you and wear clean undies!

[jafar]

One would assume that your career as a cat burglar has been cut short :first:

[MotoKuzzi]

Considering the boxer scenario, maybe should call yourself Demure instead of Lemure.:clap:

[deanohit]

Bwahahahahaha, now I see why I always keep a spare house key in my wallet.

[lemure]

Considering the boxer scenario, maybe should call yourself Demure instead of Lemure.:clap:

Hey - I'm an ol' fashioned kinda guy, they was Y-Fronts. But I get your drift...

:whistle:

[lemure]

Bwahahahahaha, now I see why I always keep a spare house key in my wallet.


Must remember that. We've just been lazy with that particular common sense precaution...
:yes:

BTW did you know of a family called Lipsie down you way?

[lemure]

One would assume that your career as a cat burglar has been cut short :first:

Definitely! And there was almost something else cut short - got back out the window just in time.

[oldrider]

This arvo I took Mrs Lemure for a ride up SH1 to Wellsford, then back down SH16 home. Fantastic ride! Got home, and Mrs L told me she'd locked the house, and couldn't find the keys. Mmmmm. Here we were standing outside the house in riding gear, and me trying to think of a way to break into the house without causing much damage. Couldn't get thru this window with my gear on - obviously - so took it all off ... including my leather pants. Only jocks underneath, but half way thru the window I got stuck. Couldn't move. While calling for Mrs L to help, she walked into the room, smiled sweetly and said - "I got in honey". Apparently she HADN'T locked the door after all.
Don't you go off some people!!!!!!!!!!
And I had to get myself out of the window....:banana:

And some people say married life is boring!

They also say :love: conquers all!

so I guess you are over it by now. :lol: Cheers John (and Mrs O/r too)

[lemure]

hehe, that conjured up some very funny mental images. Lessons learned: 1. Even when you think you've locked the house you may not have, should always double check. 2. Put a spare house key in a pocket in your jacket or under the bike seat for such emergencies. 3. Always do as your mum taught you and wear clean undies!


Yes Mrs K ... bit short of "forward thinking" on 1 and 2, but learned lesson 3 long ago, they were immaculately clean. :lol:

[lemure]

There's never anyone around with a video camera when you need one!!!!:first:

I had to call Mrs. Edbear and show her this. After she had a laugh, I told her who Lemure was...:innocent:

You so-and-so, now she'll ask Mrs L what colour they were ... :niceone:

[fireball]

he he that made my day good to hear some one showing err i mean, making an ass of themselves
:2thumbsup

bling sent

[lemure]

he he that made my day good to hear some one showing err i mean, making an ass of themselves
:2thumbsup

bling sent

Many thanks for the bling. At the time the aluminium window frames were VERY uncomfortable on the aforementioned ass. :lol:

[lemure]

They also say :love: conquers all!
so I guess you are over it by now. :lol: Cheers John (and Mrs O/r too)


Never got over it ... got stuck ON IT bwwwaaahhhhh. Hurt like mad at the time, but you're correct: it was temporary Sir Galahad stuff. Never again. Should have realised I'm too old now for that stuff. ;)

[johnnyflash]

Now you know what security you have to tighten up, (at least for little people) mind you locking the door would improve it no end.. man do I wish I had a camera in your street, that would have made the Pic of the week posted on the web :rofl:
Im pleased I aint the only one that has "one of those moments" sounds like Mrs L & Mrs JF went to the same school :lol: mind u are you sure she didnt just feel like a giggle ??? :lol:

[heyjoe]

You are so so so damn lucky there wasn't a camera around.

[BMW]

that is so funny. But i did something very simular to this! but I had pants on!!!

[Toaster]

I can just see the cops getting called to that..... "quick put down the doughnuts lads, there are two people dressing in black wearing helmets trying to break into someones home and stealing a motorcycle".

[Edbear]

I can just see the cops getting called to that..... "quick put down the doughnuts lads, there are two people dressing in black wearing helmets trying to break into someones home and stealing a motorcycle".



'Cept he wasn't "wearing" black at the time... fact he wasn't wearing very much at all...!!!:laugh:

[lemure]

'Cept he wasn't "wearing" black at the time... fact he wasn't wearing very much at all...!!!:laugh:

So you class "skin coloured tights with imitation hair", and "white imitation feet - complete with nails - motorcycle boots" as not very much?
:innocent:

[McDuck]

Lolololol congrats..... ha ha ha ha :killingme:

[The Lone Rider]

This arvo I took Mrs Lemure for a ride up SH1 to Wellsford, then back down SH16 home. Fantastic ride! Got home, and Mrs L told me she'd locked the house, and couldn't find the keys. Mmmmm. Here we were standing outside the house in riding gear, and me trying to think of a way to break into the house without causing much damage. Couldn't get thru this window with my gear on - obviously - so took it all off ... including my leather pants. Only jocks underneath, but half way thru the window I got stuck. Couldn't move. While calling for Mrs L to help, she walked into the room, smiled sweetly and said - "I got in honey". Apparently she HADN'T locked the door after all.
Don't you go off some people!!!!!!!!!!
And I had to get myself out of the window....:banana:

Damn, thought this might be a post where you bought a "red bike" of trademe or something and when it was delivered it was pink.