ninjac
20th November 2007, 15:31
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "you know
what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started
cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old
continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say
something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass'. The 4 year old
agrees with enthusiasm.
When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what
he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have
some Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the
kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with
his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom
locks him in his room and shouts, "You can just stay there until I let you
out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with
a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man? ", "I
don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be
Cheerios."
what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started
cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old
continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say
something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass'. The 4 year old
agrees with enthusiasm.
When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what
he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have
some Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the
kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with
his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom
locks him in his room and shouts, "You can just stay there until I let you
out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with
a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man? ", "I
don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be
Cheerios."