Fuckwit in a Nissan Serena

[Sanx]

Someone tried to kill me this evening. This wasn't a lapse of attention or a failure to look, it was a deliberate concerted effort to run me into the oncoming traffic.

Having just overtaken a line of stationary cars (legally - no yellow lines) before a roundabout, I stopped behind the front-most car and then followed him over (round, but straight ahead, before any jokers say it) the roundabout. Fifty yards later on, this short ugly white bloke in a Nissan Serena drives up behind me, and then moves into the space between my left hand side and the kerb. I just looked over at him, just in time to see him swerve right. His driver door hit my knee, banging me into the opposite lane. Luckily, there was no oncoming traffic.

By this time, I was just a little bit pissed off. So I followed him. He drove round in circles for twenty five minutes before I had to call it off due to lack of fuel. However, I have his rego, and will be making a little trip down to the cop-shop later to lay a formal complaint.

However, if you happen to be in the May Road / Richardson Road area and see a dark metallic purpley-grey Nissan Serena with the rego WL3213, watch out.

Of course, if you decided to stop, pull him screaming from his car and give him a good beating, I couldn't possibly condone your actions... :shifty:

[Usarka]

fuck tell the cops you want an assault laid not some poxy driving charge.

Let me guess, you live in auckland....

[McJim]

Welcome to New Zealand Sanx. Apparently there is a law forbidding you from overtaking people.

[ArcherWC]

Welcome to New Zealand Sanx. Apparently there is a law forbidding you from overtaking people.
No just forbidding Honda's with dwarfs on them

[Tony.OK]

Lucky escape fella,most tintops accept the fact we can pass easier than them.
Pity your pegs didn't scratch the shit out of his car.

[ArcherWC]

Lucky escape fella,most tintops accept the fact we can pass easier than them.
Pity your pegs didn't scratch the shit out of his car.
or an armored glove "accidently" knocking his mirror off

[SVboy]

Good thing you were not hurt sanx. I feel sorry for the Serena driver. I would rather have AIDs thad drive something like that! AIds would be more enjoyable and easier to get rid of! Hope the Police take it as seriously as they should.

[Headbanger]

Perhaps someone with access to the info could look up that plate and publish the name,,,,

[westie]

No just forbidding Honda's with dwarfs on them

Dont forget gay

[Sharry]

Damb lucky there was no oncoming traffic Sanx. And a shame that a steel cap boot didn't fly out and put a hole in his door!!


I would rather have AIDs thad drive something like that! AIds would be more enjoyable and easier to get rid of!

I agree SVboy. I have a DK green Nissan Serena (that lets all bikes pass with a smile while I ogle them). I cant get anyone to buy the damb thing so as I can buy me another bike. :(

[Qkchk]

Im surprised he didnt lean out the window and give you the jandal!

Nothing else stuffs up your day like an arsehole in 4 wheels.....

[sprag]

Dont forget gay

You forget gay people have taste :P

[Grahameeboy]

Perhaps someone with access to the info could look up that plate and publish the name,,,,

I can...................

[Sanx]

No just forbidding Honda's with dwarfs on them

Seem to remember you're not exactly over-endowed in the height department either, kwacker-boy.


Perhaps someone with access to the info could look up that plate and publish the name,,,,

No - let's keep the lynching private...


Dont forget gay

Perhaps it was close-up view of the butt-plug as I went past he objected to.


You forget gay people have taste :P

Some of them. I managed to miss out on the good taste gene.

[westie]

Ha ha forgot that gay people wont lower themselves to ride a honda.:laugh:

Sanx I found that getting infront of the next car in the line is a good way to get away from arse holes that come up right behind you.

Unless ya like it......

[boomer]

you should have given the coont a good kicking and had done with it.:girlfight:

[jtzzr]

Dude glad you`re OK ,could have been a lot worse, got his rego (nice) should we hunt him down and kill him?(just a thought) p/t or hopefully the fuzz will do something , cause fuckers like that deserve to be dragged behind a motorcycle and then kicked in the testes (twice).:argh::2guns::2guns:

[Sanx]

I went down to the cop shop and filled in a statement form thingy, so hopefully it'll get looked at in the not-to-distant future.


Dude glad you`re OK ,could have been a lot worse, got his rego (nice) should we hunt him down and kill him?(just a thought) p/t or hopefully the fuzz will do something , cause fuckers like that deserve to be dragged behind a motorcycle and then kicked in the testes (twice).:argh::2guns::2guns:

What makes you think they've got testes?

[motorbyclist]

Someone tried to kill me this evening. This wasn't a lapse of attention or a failure to look, it was a deliberate concerted effort to run me into the oncoming traffic.

Having just overtaken a line of stationary cars (legally - no yellow lines) before a roundabout, I stopped behind the front-most car and then followed him over (round, but straight ahead, before any jokers say it) the roundabout. Fifty yards later on, this short ugly white bloke in a Nissan Serena drives up behind me, and then moves into the space between my left hand side and the kerb. I just looked over at him, just in time to see him swerve right. His driver door hit my knee, banging me into the opposite lane. Luckily, there was no oncoming traffic.

By this time, I was just a little bit pissed off. So I followed him. He drove round in circles for twenty five minutes before I had to call it off due to lack of fuel. However, I have his rego, and will be making a little trip down to the cop-shop later to lay a formal complaint.

However, if you happen to be in the May Road / Richardson Road area and see a dark metallic purpley-grey Nissan Serena with the rego WL3213, watch out.

Of course, if you decided to stop, pull him screaming from his car and give him a good beating, I couldn't possibly condone your actions... :shifty:

that just makes me angry reading it!


fuck tell the cops you want an assault laid not some poxy driving charge.


hell yes lay an assault charge


Perhaps someone with access to the info could look up that plate and publish the name,,,,

and failing the police doing anything, you can go to the post shop, get his address, and maybe give him a notice we know where he is? i dunno, 4 slashed tyres and no glass left? (only stuff to the car so we know it's him)

[Sanx]

Oh, I already know his name and address <_<

And smashing the windows and slashing the tyres is just petty vandalism. If you really wanna piss someone off you have to get creative. Now - does anyone know where I can get my hands on five strips of 5mm thick steel, 10cm by 40cm and a MIG welder? Cars are really hard to drive when you can't get inside them...

[kiwifruit]

Oh, I already know his name and address <_<

:devil2::blip:

[motorbyclist]

Oh, I already know his name and address <_<

And smashing the windows and slashing the tyres is just petty vandalism. If you really wanna piss someone off you have to get creative. Now - does anyone know where I can get my hands on five strips of 5mm thick steel, 10cm by 40cm and a MIG welder? Cars are really hard to drive when you can't get inside them...

I approve!

brilliant!:lol::killingme

[sprag]

Oh, I already know his name and address <_<

And smashing the windows and slashing the tyres is just petty vandalism. If you really wanna piss someone off you have to get creative. Now - does anyone know where I can get my hands on five strips of 5mm thick steel, 10cm by 40cm and a MIG welder? Cars are really hard to drive when you can't get inside them...

Oh how about a mid night raid on his address, that "no more gaps" stuff that you get in the can is good up the old exhaust pipe, that stuff just hardens up great and as long as you get it far enuff up the pipe its a great pay back (not that i have ever do it):whistle:

[classic zed]

here is an old trick that I seem to remember works quite well, a bucket of mashed fish guts poured into the heater intake. Get enough of it in there and the only way to clean it will be to dismantle the whole heating system which means hours and hours of work taking the dash out. Either that or drive with the windows open permanently :laugh:

[sprag]

here is an old trick that I seem to remember works quite well, a bucket of mashed fish guts poured into the heater intake. Get enough of it in there and the only way to clean it will be to dismantle the whole heating system which means hours and hours of work taking the dash out. Either that or drive with the windows open permanently :laugh:

mwahahaha that one is good, "takes notes"

[Blue Velvet]

I approve!

brilliant!:lol::killingme

+1

:innocent:

[Swoop]

Oh how about a mid night raid on his address, that "no more gaps" stuff that you get in the can is good up the old exhaust pipe, that stuff just hardens up great and as long as you get it far enuff up the pipe its a great pay back (not that i have ever do it):whistle:
If he leaves his window even slightly open....

I can get an industrial sized tube of that stuff. Pretty sure it would fill the entire inside of the cage:shifty:.
Never tried it, so it would be an interesting bit of "product research".

[imdying]

I feel sorry for the Serena driver. I would rather have AIDs thad drive something like that!Ditto... was he a boonga? They all seem to drive those stupid people mover vans...:Pokey:

Oh, and freeze a couple of cans of shaving foam with LN2... peel the can off, and insert in the car.... by the morning, the shaving foam will have unfrozen and expanded like it does... you can guess the rest :D

[Elise]

Dude, that is a pretty scary thing to happen, but that’s Auckland for ya. Hopefully karma bites this guy in the arse. However, if he’s driving a Serena, maybe it already has...?

[Blue Velvet]

There's something in the water...

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=61466

[Sanx]

Ditto... was he a boonga? They all seem to drive those stupid people mover vans...:Pokey:


Nope - not an islander. He was an ugly middle-aged white bloke.

And karma will get him. Provided the cops don't first.

[Sanx]

Which reminds me - does anyone happen to have a rottweiler named Karma?

[Nicksta]

i have a mate with a german shepherd called Judge?

[lemure]

Nope - not an islander. He was an ugly middle-aged white bloke. And karma will get him. Provided the cops don't first.

Hey it wasn't me! (Anyway I drive a Mitsi.) Scary stuff sanx, glad it was only scary. However, some people, no matter what they do to others and whatever retaliation happens, still don't care. Next day they're back doing it to some other rider. The only permanent way to solve those individual problems is to install an auto directional pump-action shotgun with armour piercing high explosive ammunition. They would NEVER do it again....
:done:

[Ewan Oozarmy]

Which reminds me - does anyone happen to have a rottweiler named Karma?

No but I do have a medieval mace with that name if you wanna borrow it.

[DMNTD]

Which reminds me - does anyone happen to have a rottweiler named Karma?

No but it's my middle name...

[Mr Merde]

Oh, I already know his name and address <_<

And smashing the windows and slashing the tyres is just petty vandalism. If you really wanna piss someone off you have to get creative. Now - does anyone know where I can get my hands on five strips of 5mm thick steel, 10cm by 40cm and a MIG welder? Cars are really hard to drive when you can't get inside them...

Make a nice mix of iron filings added to an equal amount of aluminium filings.
A strip magnesium ribbon to act as a fuse.

Placed gently on the bonnet and the ribbon place in the mixture. Light ribbon and just watch.

Thermite is lovely to watch doin g its thing.

[koba]

"there is nothing more chickenshit than fauckin wit a mans ride"

Why not just go and punch him, you did say he was small.

*ding dong*, hello?

yes, hello *SMACK* You sir, are a cunt. :bleh:

[slickaz]

wow! i have learnt so much from here..and one big lesson..never piss one of you guys off while driving!..lol..
hey glad ur ok dude....its probably the fact that you got ahead of everyone else when he had to wait in line that pissed him off..but still should never had tried such a stupid stunt..he will get it back..no doubt.

[Sanx]

Make a nice mix of iron filings added to an equal amount of aluminium filings.
A strip magnesium ribbon to act as a fuse.

Placed gently on the bonnet and the ribbon place in the mixture. Light ribbon and just watch.

Thermite is lovely to watch doin g its thing.

Oh, Thermite's very fun. But it's Iron Oxide and Aluminium filings in a 8:3 ratio. Though I can never remember which one to use 8 parts of and which to use 3 parts of.

[Pex Adams]

I really miss the ol' days when we used to name and shame!

'Name and Shame'
Name and Shame!!!!':mega::mega:

[Mr Merde]

Oh, Thermite's very fun. But it's Iron Oxide and Aluminium filings in a 8:3 ratio. Though I can never remember which one to use 8 parts of and which to use 3 parts of.

It has been a long time since I last browsed "The Jolly Roger Cookbook"

Even longer since I played around with some of their creations and advice..

[BarBender]

Oh, I already know his name and address <_<

And smashing the windows and slashing the tyres is just petty vandalism. If you really wanna piss someone off you have to get creative. Now - does anyone know where I can get my hands on five strips of 5mm thick steel, 10cm by 40cm and a MIG welder? Cars are really hard to drive when you can't get inside them...

You know my number if you wanna go party.

[MSTRS]

wow! i have learnt so much from here..and one big lesson..never piss one of you guys off while driving!..lol..
hey glad ur ok dude....its probably the fact that you got ahead of everyone else when he had to wait in line that pissed him off..but still should never had tried such a stupid stunt..he will get it back..no doubt.

Hey, it's got nothing to do with 'pissing us off'...but it does have everything to do with using a cage as a battering ram and intentionally putting a rider's life at risk. Any failure to address the issue only leaves said cager feeling like his dick just grew an inch. Whist suitable retaliation is often not possible, or in fact desirable, at the time...a followup with a pair of docking pliers (so to speak) may have a more permanent effect on said cagers attitude.

[FilthyLuka]

Rode through that area in the way to work this mornin, saw the nissan, rego looked similar, stumpy arse white bloke driving.

Took of his wing mirror on an overtake (thank you size 10 boot :) )

Karma eh :niceone:

[MSTRS]

Rode through that area in the way to work this mornin, saw the nissan, rego looked similar, stumpy arse white bloke driving.

Took of his wing mirror on an overtake (thank you size 10 boot :) )

Karma eh :niceone:

If you didn't tell him why, then you've just allowed him to declare open war on all bikers. Cos to him, you just attacked without warning or reason (people like him reserve that right for themselves)

[Sanx]

That's pretty impressive if you're riding a GN, especially as the wing mirror on one of those things is at shoulder height.

[koba]

Oh, Thermite's very fun. But it's Iron Oxide and Aluminium filings in a 8:3 ratio. Though I can never remember which one to use 8 parts of and which to use 3 parts of.

Ive never managed to get that to work quite right aye....

[breakaway]

Ahh yes more vigilante justice

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[Usarka]

If you didn't tell him why, then you've just allowed him to declare open war on all bikers. Cos to him, you just attacked without warning or reason (people like him reserve that right for themselves)

Next biker may get more than a nudge......

[McDuck]

Ditto... was he a boonga? They all seem to drive those stupid people mover vans...:Pokey:

Oh, and freeze a couple of cans of shaving foam with LN2... peel the can off, and insert in the car.... by the morning, the shaving foam will have unfrozen and expanded like it does... you can guess the rest :D

i am crying that is so funny.Milk is better than fish guts for the heater, you can not tell untill it is to late.

[discotex]

If you didn't tell him why, then you've just allowed him to declare open war on all bikers. Cos to him, you just attacked without warning or reason (people like him reserve that right for themselves)

I dunno... They might have got the message. Ram biker one day.. Biker takes off wing mirror the next... You'd have to assume it was the guy's mate wouldn't you?

Hope it was the right person that lost their mirror. I'd be fuckin ropeable and in full roadrage mode if someone just popped up and smashed my mirror off for no reason because they got the wrong guy. :mad::2guns:

My personal opinion is that you either fight back at the time in the heat of the moment (while you've forgotten you're at a severe disadvantage if they ram you harder) or save that kinda shit for when all other efforts at justice have failed.

If I ever have the misfortune to be starting one of these threads remind me to ask people to leave the vigilante justice to me unless I give the ok first.

[Usarka]

Hope it was the right person that lost their mirror. I'd be fuckin ropeable and in full roadrage mode if someone just popped up and smashed my mirror off for no reason because they got the wrong guy. :mad::2guns:
.

nope. most of the fuckwits in auckland that act like this do so because they have a problem with bikers. usually the problem is that the bike is faster through traffic, but they justify that hatred by saying the bikers are lawless, pass where they shouldn't etc etc.

smashing off his mirror will reinforce his view. and make him even more of a cunt to the next biker.

you cant expect someone like this to use logic to put the two events together.

[discotex]

nope. most of the fuckwits in auckland that act like this do so because they have a problem with bikers. usually the problem is that the bike is faster through traffic, but they justify that hatred by saying the bikers are lawless, pass where they shouldn't etc etc.

smashing off his mirror will reinforce his view. and make him even more of a cunt to the next biker.

you cant expect someone like this to use logic to put the two events together.

Totally agree. I'm saying it's worse if they got an innocent cage. Will also make the drivers that saw it happen less amenable to bikes. They definitely won't understand the reason.

Funny how people in cars whinge about bikes not following the rules. In the last week while I've been sitting in my cage stuck in traffic (bring on the new bike already) I've been watching the behaviour more closely as I've got nothing better to do. Way more cages are doing dodgy shit than any bikers out there. If cages are allowed to do whatever they want to get to the front why can't bikes eh? Bus lanes are a classic example.

[Dafe]

Oh, Thermite's very fun. But it's Iron Oxide and Aluminium filings in a 8:3 ratio. Though I can never remember which one to use 8 parts of and which to use 3 parts of.

Aluminium - 3
Iron Oxide - 8

You will end up with a mass of roughly 50:50. Because the Aluminium is so light, it takes alot to get to the weight required.

[FilthyLuka]

If you didn't tell him why, then you've just allowed him to declare open war on all bikers. Cos to him, you just attacked without warning or reason (people like him reserve that right for themselves)

Well you see, being the unsubstantiall lad that i am, Waiting round, getting the guy to pull over, and then informing him that i was simply making a point as to why one should not ram bikers, didn't exactly seem like a good idea.

[motorbyclist]

yeah, pays to be 100% sure when you pull that shit - better have been the same car

if it was the same bike as he had rammed that took off his mirror he may have gotten the message, but otherwise expect things to only be worse.

[Max Preload]

...and make him even more of a cunt to the next biker.

I fail to see how that's possible. He's King of the Cunts already, and he better hope I don't see him on the road - if the fucking arrogant little shit thinks he can use his loser cruiser to shunt bikes he's got another thing coming (and it comes in a glove).

[Forest]

wow! i have learnt so much from here..and one big lesson..never piss one of you guys off while driving!..lol..

Don't read too much into it. There are quite a few Internet Tough Guys here.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=internet+tough+guy

[Blue Velvet]

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Is that ice cream, paint, or jism?

:lol: :o

[Sanx]

Hmm ... after a little bit of investigation, the address to which the vehicle is registered isn't correct. The people who lived there had no knowledge of the registered owner or the vehicle. And one neighbour confirmed this.

However, there is another possibility for the address. I'm going to take a little pootle this evening and see what I can find. And of course, if I do find the vehicle, the Police will have to be informed not only where to find him, but that the vehicle is illegally registered.

[motorbyclist]

perfect!

i was wondering how he planned on getting away with this, and if he's falsely registered his car then maybe you're not the only one he's had a go at

[MSTRS]

Hmm ... after a little bit of investigation, the address to which the vehicle is registered isn't correct. The people who lived there had no knowledge of the registered owner or the vehicle. And one neighbour confirmed this.

However, there is another possibility for the address. I'm going to take a little pootle this evening and see what I can find. And of course, if I do find the vehicle, the Police will have to be informed not only where to find him, but that the vehicle is illegally registered.

I can't keep quiet anymore - Spank 'has never driven a car etc' - he is in denial, and trying to hide the fact...
teehee

[McDuck]

Worth a beating i recon (not condoning that sort of action tho)

[Qkchk]

............Hope it was the right person that lost their mirror. I'd be fuckin ropeable and in full roadrage mode if someone just popped up and smashed my mirror off for no reason because they got the wrong guy. :mad::2guns:

Maybe a well-placed white sticky label on the fuel tank/windscreen with the offending vechile Regos written down could be a way of fixing that. The amount of times I could of used it :whistle:.......but I'd prob run out of ink. :angry:

[Qkchk]

Is that ice cream, paint, or jism?

:lol: :o

Brake fluid all over the car, if ya want to get REAL nasty.

[motorbyclist]

Brake fluid all over the car, if ya want to get REAL nasty.

will that stuff actually ruin paint like i've been told it will?

and radiator coolant too?

myth or truth?

[Qkchk]

will that stuff actually ruin paint like i've been told it will?

and radiator coolant too?

myth or truth?

Brake fluid - True. It eats the paint away.

As for Glycol, not sure if it does any paint damage but if you drink it....................:blink: Well known way of killing rats/cats/people.

[Sanx]

I was actually thinking about a boot-mounted revenge system. Something like a relatively light-weight tack hammer shoved down the outside of one's left boot. Should a fuckwit try to do something fuckwitty (this should be a word) then, reach down and take the windows out...

[motorbyclist]

I was actually thinking about a boot-mounted revenge system. Something like a relatively light-weight tack hammer shoved down the outside of one's left boot. Should a fuckwit try to do something fuckwitty (this should be a word) then, reach down and take the windows out...

could just get some sandpaper stuck on the outside of your boot... bit more subtle

[EJK]

This afternoon way to school, I stood at the lights side by side with a 90's ZX-?R (probably 7) rider. This was at Great North Road and Ponsonby Road.

When the lights turn green, the ZXR rider zoomed and took off, but suddenly a Maori woman (according to my blurry memory) from across the side doing a right turn. (It was red light for her FFS!!!!)

Luckily the ZXR rider braked at ease (some skills there) and managed to avoid the crash.

Now when the car was in front of me (she did not stop, keep continuing her way) I gave a big blast of Yamaha horn.

Message of the day: Have your horn ready! Fucktards are everywhere!!!!

[Max Preload]

I was actually thinking about a boot-mounted revenge system. Something like a relatively light-weight tack hammer shoved down the outside of one's left boot. Should a fuckwit try to do something fuckwitty (this should be a word) then, reach down and take the windows out...

Kind of like the rifle on the side of the saddle... how about a pistol in a holster on the side of the fairing? :innocent:

[imdying]

Old brake fluid is more effective than new stuff... but really, if you can be bothered going to that much effort, you're far better off with something like TergoStrip :yes: Unlike brake fluid, she yields instant results, and you ain't gonna wipe it off with your hands :no:

[McDuck]

Yep and the middle finger to.