Bren
20th November 2007, 21:16
St Michael and the angel Gabrial are getting really worried because they haven't seen God for 6 days.
They wake up on the seventh day and to their relief find God resting. when they question God about where he's been. "Look" says God pointing through the clouds "i've made a beautiful thing called a planet, on that planet i've created life, full of balances, and i'm going to call it earth". Gabrial and Michael look through the clouds and see earth and say "God it looks great but i don't understand what you mean by balance, tell us more".
"Well says God, where there is heat (pointing to the sahara), there is also cold (pointing to Antartica), where there is white (poiting to Europe), there is black (pointing to africa), where there is wealth (pointing to America), there is poverty (poiting to South America)".
That's brilliant that says Gabrial, "but whats that (pointing to New Zealand)".
"arhh that i'm most proud of" says God "it is the most beautiful place, full of mountains, fresh air, stunning streams,blue crystal clear skys, and i've filled it with the most relaxed and friendly people, it is infact paradise on earth".
Gabrial looks puzzled and says "it does trully look amazing but what about balance God"
to which God replies "yeah but you haven't seen the shithole place full of wankers that I put beside New Zealand".
They wake up on the seventh day and to their relief find God resting. when they question God about where he's been. "Look" says God pointing through the clouds "i've made a beautiful thing called a planet, on that planet i've created life, full of balances, and i'm going to call it earth". Gabrial and Michael look through the clouds and see earth and say "God it looks great but i don't understand what you mean by balance, tell us more".
"Well says God, where there is heat (pointing to the sahara), there is also cold (pointing to Antartica), where there is white (poiting to Europe), there is black (pointing to africa), where there is wealth (pointing to America), there is poverty (poiting to South America)".
That's brilliant that says Gabrial, "but whats that (pointing to New Zealand)".
"arhh that i'm most proud of" says God "it is the most beautiful place, full of mountains, fresh air, stunning streams,blue crystal clear skys, and i've filled it with the most relaxed and friendly people, it is infact paradise on earth".
Gabrial looks puzzled and says "it does trully look amazing but what about balance God"
to which God replies "yeah but you haven't seen the shithole place full of wankers that I put beside New Zealand".