Wanker in a stationwagon uses car to touch me up [Archive]

Fub@r

21st November 2007, 08:21

This morning I was coming along the Nelson St offramp, traffic was stopped along the single lane width portion so I filtered forward along the right hand side of the cars. Had to stop as this guy was over the lane line and there wasn't enough room to get by.

Anyway I was in front of this dark blue station wagon who didn't look too happy about me having been able to filter in front of him. Whilst sitting there stationary this guy is edging forward on me, so think to myself what a cock he is as he edged his nose right beside my leg.

Traffic starts to move off and I'm ahead of this car, he then accelerates on the inside of me to keep trapped against the barrier and gives me a "squeeze" eg moves his car across on me and squashes my leg in to the side of my bike. As he moves back off of me I put the boot in to his drivers door and moved to filter the traffic. This guy decides he will now try and ram me in the arse. I jump into the middle of the lanes and split through to get out of his way.

Only injury is a sore leg from it being pinned in to the side of my bike, slight limp but I'm sure it will wear off.

Can't understand why a cage thinks that a motorbike filtering is going to cost him precious time in his commute!

Blue Velvet

21st November 2007, 08:30

jonbuoy

21st November 2007, 08:54

Impotence or a small cock.

foxmoth

21st November 2007, 08:59

[QUOTE=Blue Velvet;1305363]Man, is there something in the Auckland water today? Are they testing some new drug to make people psycho?

must be in the rain water, other day what i thought a was delinquent dickhead (with a big bore subaru) was trying to scare me, he tried donuts and weaved about me giving it all large etc but didnt/couldnt touch me, got up next to him to give him the birdie and he turned out to be a bald 60 yr old spastic, this in cambridge where little old ladies ask politely for a fang on ya bike....
thank some one we dont have that many hand guns down here.

crampons on yer town bike boots make a right mess of paint....
glad you ok too

gijoe1313

21st November 2007, 09:01

Man, glad you are okay from that! Assault with a MV even :oi-grr: If that idiot was game enough to do that, must be a low-life or someone who had a brain fart.

Unfortunate you couldn't get his plate details, but I guess survival and discretion is the better part! The thing is, will he try it on again with other bikers?

Ewan Oozarmy

21st November 2007, 09:02

A mate of mine back in London had a similar issue the other day. Here's his post on a motoring forum of how he dealt with it:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&t=462312

There seem to be a lot of bikers suffering these idiots of late. Cities seem to attract this sort of jealous bad tempered car drivers throughout the world, unfortunately. Follow them and hurt them, I say.

Usarka

21st November 2007, 09:07

It's Auckland. And another reason to leave this country.

ElCoyote

21st November 2007, 09:11

Are they testing some new drug to make people psycho?

I think the old ones are working just fine...........sadly

Also glad you're OK:Police:

EJK

21st November 2007, 09:12

What the FUCK?! thats the worst "Cage Dick" story I've ever heard! what kind of a fucktard is that?!

Blue Velvet

21st November 2007, 09:17

...what kind of a fucktard is that?!

...a bald 60 yr old spastic...

LOL

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pritch

21st November 2007, 09:33

what kind of a fucktard is that?!

One in five people allegedly suffers from some form of mental disorder and most of them are driving around.

People who can't see properly have to wear glasses.
People who can't think? No problem! :whistle:

yod

21st November 2007, 09:41

its just sad aye - some people think its all a big race and they should prevent anyone and everyone passing them at all costs

unbelievable aye

ridiculous thing is - it wouldnt surprise me if you met the guy outside of his car/off the road he's probably a decent bloke, some poeple just lose it when they get in control of a vehicle

Dave-

21st November 2007, 09:58

filtering through traffic? lane splitting? illegal init fubs?

glad to hear you''re all right cobba.

young1

21st November 2007, 10:01

I hope you left a good dent in his door?

BarBender

21st November 2007, 10:19

You're not having the best of times of late on Nelson Street are ya?

Grahameeboy

21st November 2007, 10:23

It's just summer madness guys...........

Pex Adams

21st November 2007, 10:25

filtering through traffic? lane splitting? illegal init fubs?

glad to hear you''re all right cobba.

WHAT!? Line Splittings illegal... I thought 'Undertaking' was illegal. Or for those cages that like dusting up people on bikes, who pass them legally on the right, I'm fairly sure this is totally within the limits of the law.

I hope you come across the GERK again, and rip his wing mirrors off, while your keying his car with a nice piece of 30mm steel!

Fub@r

21st November 2007, 10:39

filtering through traffic? lane splitting? illegal init fubs?

Passing on the right within the lane prior to this.

Besides I was stationary in front of him for 90 seconds or so waiting for the traffic to move so its not as though he could say I was lane splitting and he didn't see me. I was directly in front of him as we moved off

discotex

21st November 2007, 12:23

I thought it was just me noticing the increased number of psycho's out there. Clearly between you and Sanx having similar incicents the same day it's not just me being paranoid.

Tank

21st November 2007, 12:28

Pity you did not get his number - I would have called the police and done him for a "hit and run".

SVboy

21st November 2007, 12:30

Hope your kick left a visible reminder to this turkey.....

Fatjim

21st November 2007, 12:34

Mate, you aucklanders need backup. Don't ride alone!

Mully

21st November 2007, 13:03

Repost!!!

Oh shit, no it isn't. There actually are that many psychos on the road in Auckland.

Fub@r

21st November 2007, 13:32

Pity you did not get his number - I would have called the police and done him for a "hit and run".

It was me running.........bastard wanted to have another crack at me after I kicked his door and i wasn't about to give him the oppourtunity :)

sprag

21st November 2007, 13:38

It was me running.........bastard wanted to have another crack at me after I kicked his door and i wasn't about to give him the oppourtunity :)

Well lets hope he did not get your plate number otherwise it could get worst

Fub@r

21st November 2007, 14:04

Well lets hope he did not get your plate number otherwise it could get worst

That doesn't worry me........he's the one that will have to explain to the cops how when he was behind me he managed to sideswipe me?

sprag

21st November 2007, 14:16

That doesn't worry me........he's the one that will have to explain to the cops how when he was behind me he managed to sideswipe me?

Yep I know but you have to remember he will tell his side of the story to the cops to make it should like its all your fault.

Usarka

21st November 2007, 14:20

It's just summer madness guys...........

Grumpiness, people letting off fireworks in letter boxes, getting pissed etc can all be happily explained such.

people purposefully trying to knock you off your bike is a sick reflection on this city we live in.

yes i took my grumpy pills. lock your dogs up or i might kick them.

Xaria

21st November 2007, 14:32

Glad you are OK though.

McDuck

21st November 2007, 15:52

Well lets hope he did not get your plate number otherwise it could get worst

But he knows who to call.....

ambler

21st November 2007, 15:52

I've often thought it would be great to have a surreptitious knee-mounted spray can, so you can ride politely away without exacerbating the situation, but still feel good about leaving a big fluorescent stripe down the side of the cage to warn other bikers.

Kelem

21st November 2007, 16:13

Start posting license numbers, but fark its hard to write down a license number when ya riding and my brain can't remember that many number past the next set of lights.:mad::mad:

Swoop

21st November 2007, 16:30

It's just summer madness guys...........
Nope. Fuckwit small-dick kiwi drivers. Nothing new really.

Mate, you aucklanders need backup. Don't ride alone!
Three up? Rider + Smith + Wesson?

Grahameeboy

21st November 2007, 16:35

Nope. Fuckwit small-dick kiwi drivers. Nothing new really.

Three up? Rider + Smith + Wesson?

Perhaps but a lot of dogs go mad during hot weather and attack kids so there must be something in it.........

discotex

21st November 2007, 17:03

Perhaps but a lot of dogs go mad during hot weather and attack kids so there must be something in it.........

I thought it was rabies that made them ignore the heat or something... Maybe there's an epidemic amongst the cage population. Hope I don't catch it before I get my new bike!

Grub

21st November 2007, 17:38

I'm afraid I have *some* sympathy with irate drivers. This city commuting is all new for me, it's been a month now and the behaviour of bike commuters appalls me! I don'tr blame drivers for getting fucked off with bikes at all.

We watched a guy tonight splitting traffic that was doing 90. Then he did some lane-swapping and weaving and then for good measure just in case they weren't royally pissed of already, he used the emergency stopping lane as his own private 110kmh road! The only good part is that he was only wearing sneakers and jeans so when he does come off - and he will, he'll be broken and off hte road for longer.

Yeah yeah, not everyone's like that but *every* day we see at least one, usually three or more, doing much the same.

So before we start casting stones .... :mellow:

Boob Johnson

21st November 2007, 18:25

Mate I would of got off my bike & nailed that prick, kevlar glove through the window/boot on the door. If some ass wipe wants to use his car to injury me it wont be without repercussions, fuck that shit is all I can say & if your not that way inclined then at least get his plate, for all bikers sakes, all you did was just let him get away with it & he will probably do it again :oi-grr:

Heavy handed? Maybe but to use a 1(+) tonne piece of steel as a deadly weapon is a pretty serious crime & one that shouldn't go unpunished, seriously :bash:

pritch

21st November 2007, 18:51

Mate I would of got off my bike & nailed that prick, kevlar glove through the window/boot on the door.

That's not how I remember your last close encounter ended? :sherlock:

Maybe but to use a 1(+) tonne piece of steel as a deadly weapon is a pretty serious crime & one that shouldn't go unpunished, seriously :bash:

Yeah, agreed. But some things are socially acceptable and some are not. I sometimes think I'd like to have a gun in my tankbag, but being caught doing that would cause the sky to fall. A huge commotion.

Killing people with cars has become the new national sport (and you have to admit we're currently doing better at that than rugby). The judges make that appear acceptable though, and it seems the politicians don't give a shit.

Never mind there's an election next year. :whistle:

Guess, as always, we just have to be careful, don't let a sudden rush of hormones over rule good sense. Said he hopefully.

Happybug

21st November 2007, 19:00

i 3rd lane down the western motorway onto the northern motorway every day for work. I don't understand why some wallies keep moving over so you can't go past. Obviously they feel threatened in some way. It's not like i'm taking their place, i'm just not stupid enough to spend an hour or more sitting in a cage each way. Having said that, some cages are really considerate - one almost hit the concrete barrier in his hurry to move over for me the other morn.

Northpoint

21st November 2007, 19:01

Thats hard core mate. Glad you OK. There really are some fuckwits on the road..

Boob Johnson

21st November 2007, 19:44

That's not how I remember your last close encounter ended? :sherlock:

Yeah, agreed. But some things are socially acceptable and some are not. I sometimes think I'd like to have a gun in my tankbag, but being caught doing that would cause the sky to fall. A huge commotion.

Killing people with cars has become the new national sport (and you have to admit we're currently doing better at that than rugby). The judges make that appear acceptable though, and it seems the politicians don't give a shit.

Never mind there's an election next year. :whistle:

Guess, as always, we just have to be careful, don't let a sudden rush of hormones over rule good sense. Said he hopefully.
Is that the one where the 18yr old girl pulled out in front of me while I was doing somewhere between 70/80Km/h in a 100 zone writing off my bike, putting me in hospital with 9 pins & a titanium plate screwed to my hip for life not to mention the dislocated thumb? Or the clown bout a week or so ago that decided it was a good idea to do a 3 point turn over the other side of a hill? After braking, turning around & pulling him over which was followed by some very stern words which were met with smart ass comments which were in turn met with the promise of a severe beating if he didn't STFU, pull his head in & piss off. There is little excuse for such retarded behaviour such as that & it must be met with some sort of action, simply riding off & saying "gee that was close" just isn't good enough in my books, that moron would of thought nothing of it otherwise & is doomed to repeat it unless you let him know it is unacceptable. You will be pleased to know I do differentiate between a clown having a brain fart & doing something silly to intentionally using his vehicle as a deadly weapon hence I stand by my prior statement he either needs to be reported or my personal preference would be to Kevlar slap him...........hard.

Again..........too hard nosed? Maybe for some, but if someone wants to intentionally harm me then he wont A) ever do it to me again or B).....(the most important part) EVER do it again to ANYONE ELSE :oi-grr:

Again I stand by my previous statement im personally disappointed a fellow biker had that happen to him but more so didn't do anything about it.

McDuck

21st November 2007, 20:22

Is that the one where the 18yr old girl pulled out in front of me while I was doing somewhere between 70/80Km/h in a 100 zone writing off my bike, putting me in hospital with 9 pins & a titanium plate screwed to my hip for life not to mention the dislocated thumb? Or the clown bout a week or so ago that decided it was a good idea to do a 3 point turn over the other side of a hill? After braking, turning around & pulling him over which was followed by some very stern words which were met with smart ass comments which were in turn met with the promise of a severe beating if he didn't STFU, pull his head in & piss off. There is little excuse for such retarded behaviour such as that & it must be met with some sort of action, simply riding off & saying "gee that was close" just isn't good enough in my books, that moron would of thought nothing of it otherwise & is doomed to repeat it unless you let him know it is unacceptable. You will be pleased to know I do differentiate between a clown having a brain fart & doing something silly to intentionally using his vehicle as a deadly weapon hence I stand by my prior statement he either needs to be reported or my personal preference would be to Kevlar slap him...........hard.

Again..........too hard nosed? Maybe for some, but if someone wants to intentionally harm me then he wont A) ever do it to me again or B).....(the most important part) EVER do it again to ANYONE ELSE :oi-grr:

Again I stand by my previous statement im personally disappointed a fellow biker had that happen to him but more so didn't do anything about it.

If it if safe to fight back then do so. If not safe then dont. Simple as that.

BIGBOSSMAN

21st November 2007, 21:52

Try that one on me Mr Cage, I'll drag you out of your car by your hair and smack the mother loving shit out of you. Just test me...

The Pastor

21st November 2007, 22:09

dude, at least the bike is ok!

sucks man not much you can do about it either, apart from come on more rides, theres a 250 coro loop coming up, you keen?

fredie

21st November 2007, 22:46

get this one . bumper too bumper traffic all stoped in a line . im sitting there on my bike . this asian moron woman .is trying too turn right. out of the side street . into our full lane . i cant go forward because of cars infront of me . so what she does is . makes contact with her front bumper onto my rg500. bikes front fairing near my leg .and attempts too push me out of the way can u believe this .bike starts too tip over . i move too the left forward too get away from fucking moron:angry2::argh:. this is my prized susuki rg500 bitch :angry2: you do not fuck with my bike . if i did move .she would of kept going and knock me over . i went crazy at her . told her too pull over . then when she tried too park she left the car in neutral . an smashed in to another parked car:wacko::argue:by this time i wanted too kill her there and then . :angry2: lol. she would give me her details of her licence . she was too scared:clap::whistle:lol. so i got her number plate . reported too police . then the woman denied everything too the police . i have had a asian guy do the same thing . try too push me out of the way with his bumper aswell . on my cbr1000rr at a set of lights that were not working . i wont tell u what happened then . but i tell now . he wont ever .ever direspect a motorbike again :clap: i think something too do with there judgement of distance and there eyesight fucking wanker morons .you need too let them know that kind of driving is not on .:argue:

Boob Johnson

21st November 2007, 23:01

Try that one on me Mr Cage, I'll drag you out of your car by your hair and smack the mother loving shit out of you. Just test me...And the more people like you around the less this kinda shit will happen, seriously it is so far from outrageous it just isn't even funny.

dude, at least the bike is ok!

sucks man not much you can do about it either, apart from come on more rides, theres a 250 coro loop coming up, you keen?
Grow some nuts mate honestly! If you let people cagers get away with that kind of behaviour then you deserve it. To simply say "oh well never mind" is a bloody joke quite frankly. Would you say the same if someone came up to your car & booted it while it was parked in your driveway? (like what just happened at my place 15 mins ago funny enough lol). That be ok with you? Be ok if someone used there car like a deadly weapon & damage your bike? Or worse you? That be ok too?

Seriously grow some nuts :bash:

he wont ever .ever disrespect a motorbike again, you need too let them know that kind of driving is not on .:argue:Damn straight :2guns:

rant over

fredie

21st November 2007, 23:21

this guy in a cage . cut me off . by not looking an seeing me on my bike . :nono:i went crazy again . the guy shit himself . said but i ride bikes aswell . i told him .i dont give a fuck dickhead :angry:dont ever do that again moron:angry:

HungusMaximist

21st November 2007, 23:30

How much I hate confrontations and acting on impluses but shit like that real pisses me off and I agree, if some cunt went tried some stupid shit with me, the least I would do is smash their mirrors off.

There's a fine line between deliberate act and an accident.

I was having a good yarn to Mike from NZbikerentrals about people's attitude towards bikers and bike thefts in South Africa seeing he's from there. Well, he simply put it, yo never mess with a motorcyclist in SA or you're fucked because there's so many bike postie/courier boys and if they spot you, they'll take you down.

At Auckland Uni we had a string of bike thefts and have implemented a txt-bash scheme among our club members. Maybe it's a good time to it cross it over here.

The Pastor

22nd November 2007, 07:48

Grow some nuts mate honestly! If you let people cagers get away with that kind of behaviour then you deserve it. To simply say "oh well never mind" is a bloody joke quite frankly. Would you say the same if someone came up to your car & booted it while it was parked in your driveway? (like what just happened at my place 15 mins ago funny enough lol). That be ok with you? Be ok if someone used there car like a deadly weapon & damage your bike? Or worse you? That be ok too?

Seriously grow some nuts :bash:

And what would the wise boob suggest one do in this situation?

Hang around to get the number plate?
Stop and have a logical conversation about his bad driving practices?
Give him the bash bro (figure out first how to get him to pull over without running said biker over)
Write a letter perhaps?

You are an idiot, if someone is purposely trying to run you over, do not stick around and ask why, get out of the situation. 1.5 tonne vs 150kg is never going to work in the bikes favor.

Tell me to grow some nuts? I already have nuts, how about you grow some brains - you'll save us taxpayers from your inevitable future as an IHC patient.

Gubb

22nd November 2007, 08:06

this asian moron woman

i have had a asian guy do the same thing

Wow, racist much?
What does their race have to do with any of that? Why even mention it?
Have you received your National Front election pack in the mail yet?

Sanx

22nd November 2007, 09:24

Wow, racist much?
What does their race have to do with any of that? Why even mention it?
Have you received your National Front election pack in the mail yet?

Before I arrived in NZ, I never had any preconceptions, justified or not, about any one race's ability to drive. Sure, you watch out for Pakistani taxi drivers down the Oxford Road in Manchester late at night (they're usually pissed) and you should always be wary of drivers in hats, but other than that, nothing.

And then I got to Auckland. Never had I seen such complete incompetence before; failures to look and observe, chronic indecision, appalling lane discipline, a complete inability to make any form of reasonable progress ... and I slowly began to notice a pattern in the ethnic origins of the worst drivers. The ones completely oblivious to anything outside of their own cage, and the ones who simply had no idea what they were doing: predominantly asian. The ones driving Mazda Bongo Wagons (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php?u=188) at speeds more suited to an ox-cart: predominantly Pacific Islanders.

My opinions are born from observation and my own experience. Sure, my own experience does not necessarily reflect the population as a whole but consider this: the majority of stereotypes develop because the trait that's the subject of the stereotype is usually predominant within a particular group. Does that mean I'm racist? Or is that I've just developed an opinion based upon a genuine set of observations?

As for your question "What has race to do with any of that?". Because of the driving behaviour exhibited a reasonable proportion of this particular ethnic group, such behaviour might be considered by them to be reasonable or acceptable. Like the stupid bint I saw reversing up a motorway on-ramp the other day, or the equally stupid bint I was in my cage behind when she tried to join the motorway doing a whole 35 kph.

Asian drivers do not have an exclusive hold on bad, stupid, illogical, discourteous, dangerous or downright incompetent driving. But they certainly seem to be very over-represented in the total of such incidences.

Ewan Oozarmy

22nd November 2007, 10:15

Before I arrived in NZ, I never had any preconceptions, justified or not, about any one race's ability to drive. Sure, you watch out for Pakistani taxi drivers down the Oxford Road in Manchester late at night (they're usually pissed) and you should always be wary of drivers in hats, but other than that, nothing.

And then I got to Auckland. Never had I seen such complete incompetence before; failures to look and observe, chronic indecision, appalling lane discipline, a complete inability to make any form of reasonable progress ... and I slowly began to notice a pattern in the ethnic origins of the worst drivers. The ones completely oblivious to anything outside of their own cage, and the ones who simply had no idea what they were doing: predominantly asian. The ones driving Mazda Bongo Wagons (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php?u=188) at speeds more suited to an ox-cart: predominantly Pacific Islanders.

My opinions are born from observation and my own experience. Sure, my own experience does not form a lasting trend, but the majority of stereotypes develop because the trait that's the subject of the stereotype is usually predominant within a particular population. Does that mean I'm racist? Or is that I've just developed an opinion based upon a genuine set of observations?

As for you question "What has race to do with any of that?". Because of the driving behaviour exhibited a reasonable proportion of this particular ethnic group, such behaviour might be considered by them to be reasonable or acceptable. Like the stupid bint I saw reversing up a motorway on-ramp the other day, or the equally stupid bint I was in my cage behind when she tried to join the motorway doing a whole 35 kph.

Asian drivers do not have an exclusive hold on bad, stupid, illogical, discourteous, dangerous or downright incompetent driving. But they certainly seem to be very over-represented in the total of such incidences.

SNAP!!! I've also, in my short time here, noticed an underlying aggression and discourteousness on the roads which appears to general and across the board.

janno

22nd November 2007, 10:25

Move to Taranaki!!

The drivers are a pretty courteous bunch down here, but then a whole crowd of us bikers make a point to acknowledge any movings over or other nice behaviours by giving a toot and a wave - perhaps that goodwill is filtering through?

Or perhaps we're just a bit more laid back here. We've got our share of idiots and fucktards for sure, but riding out over the weekend it was really noticable how "friendly" the cars were.

Lotsa kids waving madly as we were passing, they luvvit when you toot or wave back.

Lived in Brisbane and commuting there was OK. Auckland seems incredibly hostile to bikes by comparison.

Katman

22nd November 2007, 11:28

We've got our share of idiots and fucktards for sure

Hey, leave Boob out of this!:msn-wink:

The Pastor

22nd November 2007, 15:30

thanks for the red rep, it makes my infaction page look more balanced.

Boob Johnson

22nd November 2007, 15:54

And what would the wise Boob suggest one do in this situation?

Hang around to get the number plate?
Stop and have a logical conversation about his bad driving practices?
Give him the bash bro (figure out first how to get him to pull over without running said biker over)
Write a letter perhaps?
Last time it happened to me was a few weeks ago (a cage doing something extremely stupid putting my life @ risk) I turn around, pulled him over & gave him the ear bashing off his life, I went off at the guy. It was unintentional but none the less extremely stupid, had it been intentional I would of pulled the clown out of his car & beat him senseless, kick his door & smashed a wing mirror or two & leave him to have a wee think about his actions. I bet after that he wouldn't EVER mess with a bike again. And hey, if that resulted in an assault charge on me then so be it, hopefully it made the news or at least the paper so others dickhead cagers will see what happened. But im fucked if im going to do nothing (as the clown found out last night who was kicking my flatmates HSV, we gave chase, gave him the bash then called the cops & they were pleased we laid into him).

Obviously you would get away from the immediate danger but it wouldn't be hard to move over to the shoulder further up & wait for him, we are talking about the motorway rush hour hear. But hey if that isn't your cup of tea cup cake then at least get the persons plate & talk to a witness or two, get there details & go straight to a cop shop & pay a complaint about a cager using his car with intent to cause grevious bodily harm or even murder, you think they will ignore that? Because that is the reality you fucking dick. You say you have balls but its pretty obvious you need to strap them on? To simply high tail it out of there & thank the lord ol mighty your safe is pathetic.

And hey, im not the only one in this thread who would do what ive suggested & im far from alone from other bikers taking this type of behaviour seriously, I lived in Auckland for 10 years & have seen my fair share of bikers going off @ cagers & a few beatings.

Boob Johnson

22nd November 2007, 15:56

thanks for the red rep, it makes my infaction page look more balanced.
What were you expecting? Flowers? :laugh:

The Pastor

22nd November 2007, 16:04

I lived in Auckland for 10 years & have seen my fair share of bikers going off @ cagers & a few beatings.

And I've seen a few mates get run over.

EJK

22nd November 2007, 16:06

And I've seen a few mates get run over.

Bloody blind cagers.... Almost got run over this morning :mad:

Usarka

22nd November 2007, 16:10

Bloody blind cagers.... Almost got run over this morning :mad:

Beat the living shit out of him....

EJK

22nd November 2007, 16:11

Dear the cage driver

I understand you are late for your work but FUCK SAKE! RED MEANS STOP!

gijoe1313

22nd November 2007, 16:15

Dear the cage driver

I understand you are late for your work but FUCK SAKE! RED MEANS STOP!

Must have known you were an asian "ho hum, plenty more where he came from!"

You need to be a hot asian biker chick so the guy can crash trying to perve! :lol:

EJK

22nd November 2007, 16:20

I'd kill myself before that happens! lol

Back to topic: yeah, have your finger on the horn button and use it when you want to ;) roadcode says it too :D

McDuck

22nd November 2007, 16:30

thanks for the red rep, it makes my infaction page look more balanced.

That is sooo funny.

madbikeboy

22nd November 2007, 22:00

Last time it happened to me was a few weeks ago (a cage doing something extremely stupid putting my life @ risk) I turn around, pulled him over & gave him the ear bashing off his life, I went off at the guy. It was unintentional but none the less extremely stupid, had it been intentional I would of pulled the clown out of his car & beat him senseless, kick his door & smashed a wing mirror or two & leave him to have a wee think about his actions. I bet after that he wouldn't EVER mess with a bike again. And hey, if that resulted in an assault charge on me then so be it, hopefully it made the news or at least the paper so others dickhead cagers will see what happened. But im fucked if im going to do nothing (as the clown found out last night who was kicking my flatmates HSV, we gave chase, gave him the bash then called the cops & they were pleased we laid into him).

Obviously you would get away from the immediate danger but it wouldn't be hard to move over to the shoulder further up & wait for him, we are talking about the motorway rush hour hear. But hey if that isn't your cup of tea cup cake then at least get the persons plate & talk to a witness or two, get there details & go straight to a cop shop & pay a complaint about a cager using his car with intent to cause grevious bodily harm or even murder, you think they will ignore that? Because that is the reality you fucking dick. You say you have balls but its pretty obvious you need to strap them on? To simply high tail it out of there & thank the lord ol mighty your safe is pathetic.

And hey, im not the only one in this thread who would do what ive suggested & im far from alone from other bikers taking this type of behaviour seriously, I lived in Auckland for 10 years & have seen my fair share of bikers going off @ cagers & a few beatings.

Bless your cotton socks - i feel like I'm an alien for getting mad at being roughed up by crazy motorists while on the Gixer or the bicycle. Occasionally I get a little mad, sometimes I get a little even - cagers should learn to be nice to bikes or face the consequence. Too many fucked up incidents to list over the years, but I've done my share of re-education, and for the slow learners, the odd bit of positive reinforcement... Respect or fear, it doesn't matter...

McDuck

22nd November 2007, 22:08

Beat the living shit out of him....

agreed. No excuse.

Katman

23rd November 2007, 08:03

Anyone that supports the theory that road rage will cure the problems motorcyclists face on the road has no place being on the road. Big tough guys just make the roads more dangerous for the next motorcyclist that crosses the path of the car driver that he attempted to intimidate. The road should not be turned into a fucking battleground. A disapproving wag of the finger at someone who unintentionally puts a motorcyclist in danger is far more effective than streams of verbal abuse or 'giving them the bash'. For intentional acts that endanger a motorcyclist, place it in the hands of the police - that's what they're there for.

Patrick

23rd November 2007, 12:35

As for your question "What has race to do with any of that?". Like the stupid bint I saw reversing up a motorway on-ramp the other day, or the equally stupid bint I was in my cage behind when she tried to join the motorway doing a whole 35 kph.

Nah, not racist... but definitely sexist!:bleh:

Move to Taranaki!!

The drivers are a pretty courteous bunch down here, but then a whole crowd of us bikers make a point to acknowledge any movings over or other nice behaviours by giving a toot and a wave - perhaps that goodwill is filtering through?

Or perhaps we're just a bit more laid back here. We've got our share of idiots and fucktards for sure, but riding out over the weekend it was really noticable how "friendly" the cars were.

Lotsa kids waving madly as we were passing, they luvvit when you toot or wave back.

Lived in Brisbane and commuting there was OK. Auckland seems incredibly hostile to bikes by comparison.

Gotta agree here. Kids love it, cars often move to one side, the roads are definitely not as congested, often open and alone except for other bikers...

Only thing I have noticed is that Naki drivers don't like letting you in from side streets/carparks etc in heavy traffic... Actually worse than in Auckland, but at least with Auckland driving survival skill up my sleeve, I can be pushy in the car or on the bike even....

Katman

23rd November 2007, 19:33

Thanks to the mods for finally allowing my post to go through (albeit in a somewhat watered down version). It is so important for motorcyclists to understand that if the roads become a battlefield the motorcyclist will lose.

Skyryder

23rd November 2007, 21:57

I made reference in another thread about this dick who came up on the iside and tried to force me out into oncoming traffic. Must be the time of year or he failed to crack a hard the night before. But recently I have noticed a deteriation in driving behavour.

Skyyrder

homer

23rd November 2007, 22:05

as for myself i dont filter through traffic used to but hey im on a bike the car cant beat me anyways so why do i care :Oi:

Boob Johnson

24th November 2007, 04:13

The Pastor

24th November 2007, 08:43

great, the thread got pwnt by the mods :(

fredie

24th November 2007, 22:15

what pisses me off . is young woman in cages that cut u off with out looking . then when beep the horn :argue:. they stick there finger at you:angry2:one time this aussie white:whistle: woman looked too be about 35 years old . came around a t section corner . on my side of the road :angry2::crazy:like she that dumb she drives like she the only person on the road . like its a one way road:angry2:selfish bitch:angry2:so i avoided her cause i was way over on my side . expecting something like this .roadsmarts :whistle:so i do a u turn an follow her beeping my horn she keep driving i keep following . then she pulls over at the cop shop. good i pull over and go in 2 secs after her . the cop says he cant do anything cause he did not witness it :wacko:

Max Preload

27th November 2007, 08:22

get this one . bumper too bumper traffic all stoped in a line . im sitting there on my bike . this asian moron woman .is trying too turn right. out of the side street . into our full lane . i cant go forward because of cars infront of me . etc

Jesus H. Christ. Whoever taught you your written language skills, needs shooting. No capitalisation, full stops in the middle of sentences. I can't even be bothered beginning trying to decipher it to read the post. :(