Pit Bitch withput a home

[MadDuck]

Now I have been around KB for a long time and have offered my support to the racing guys be it ever so limited. I can change a tyre and get coffee.

I have time off to go to the Nationals. But the team I was going to go with has kind of parted ways. I offered my time to Cowpoos who doesnt want the help. Any one else out there. Or I will just pay and be a spectator.

You racing guys are always asking for help and support...so here it is

[Bren]

Bugger thought this was a post about a homeless Pit Bull Terrier...

[Mom]

Now I have been around KB for a long time and have offered my support to the racing guys be it ever so limited. I can change a tyre and get coffee.

I have time off to go to the Nationals. But the team I was going to go with has kind of parted ways. I offered my time to Cowpoos who doesnt want the help. Any one else out there. Or I will just pay and be a spectator.

You racing guys are always asking for help and support...so here it is

I will dye cowpoos' next lot of coconut ice "PINK" for not wanting your help!

[MadDuck]

Bugger thought this was a post about a homeless Pit Bull Terrier...

Oh you havent met me yet then

[Bren]

Oh you havent met me yet then


I'm guessing you are a bit of a bitch then??????

[MadDuck]

Oh thats harsh. I guess it depends who you speak to

[Bren]

all in tongue and cheek my frend;)

[MadDuck]

Quite frankly I give up.

Its been a hoot being pit crew and I work hard for any team that wants my help. Seems you guys dont need the help you ask for.:blank:

[Mom]

Quite frankly I give up.

Its been a hoot being pit crew and I work hard for any team that wants my help. Seems you guys dont need the help you ask for.:blank:

I need help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come and ummmmmm well you know, sort of, ummmmm

You bring coffee!.......I often need that!

[scracha]

If you've ever seen my (cough) "spannering skills" you'll know I need all the pit bitches I can get.

[Grahameeboy]

I need help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come and ummmmmm well you know, sort of, ummmmm

You bring coffee!.......I often need that!

But you have your own kitchen bitch............

[cowpoos]

I offered my time to Cowpoos who doesnt want the help.

I never said I didn't want your help doll...I'm just not going to be racing for a while...have bugger all money and I'm selling the bike :(

but I would snap you up in a heart beat in any other case :love:

and a racer would be nuts not to take you on board with your experience :sunny:

[dickytoo]

i'm sure if you were there on the day and someone needed a hand, they'd grab you quick smart.

reminds of when i first started going to the races (1989ish) , i was just walking down pit lane in ruapuna when a ginger haired fella grabbed me and asked me to hold a spanner while he adjusted his front forks. i was new to the new zealand scene then and had no idea who he was. i later found out he was our very own gremlin!

i guess its a case off looking keen and if a team looks short handed, offering to help. more often than not, your offer would be gratefully accepted and its a way of extending the circle of people who know you and will use you in future. if they look stressed out and get a little rude, don't take it personally, i'm sure they don't mean it!

for future reference, i like my coffee white, no sugar!:laugh:

[dickytoo]

I never said I didn't want your help doll...I'm just not going to be racing for a while...have bugger all money and I'm selling the bike :(

but I would snap you up in a heart beat in any other case :love:

and a racer would be nuts not to take you on board with your experience :sunny:


hey poos,

sorry to hear you won't be racing this year. i know the feeling (being broke!)

good luck with the bike sale. derek and i are hoping to head up to puke next friday for some testing.

cheers

richard

[cowpoos]

hey poos,

sorry to hear you won't be racing this year. i know the feeling (being broke!)

good luck with the bike sale. derek and i are hoping to head up to puke this friday for some testing.

cheers

richard
I might come up and watch help out if ya want... I'll rep ya my cell number.

[dickytoo]

I might come up and watch help out if ya want... I'll rep ya my cell number.

can you make good coffee?:lol:

it'll be good to catch up. at this stage, we're driving up after work on thursday and returning straight to wellie on friday after testing. unfortunately i have to work on the sunday. it makes 3 bloody weekends in a row! (no overtime for this poor bloody bugger)

[SlowHand]

I got an idea.

How about, you follow us/go ahead of us on road rides during national season, and clean our boiks (do mine over lunch), visors (over lunch also), and have coffee, tea, pie, lobster ready at stops?

:D

Hang in there eh?

[mstriumph]

I never said I didn't want your help doll...I'm just not going to be racing for a while...have bugger all money and I'm selling the bike :(

but I would snap you up in a heart beat in any other case :love:

and a racer would be nuts not to take you on board with your experience :sunny:

the BEST references are the ones that are freely offered .... like this one :cool:
cherish it, Gal!

[GIXser]

Now I have been around KB for a long time and have offered my support to the racing guys be it ever so limited. I can change a tyre and get coffee.

I have time off to go to the Nationals. But the team I was going to go with has kind of parted ways. I offered my time to Cowpoos who doesnt want the help. Any one else out there. Or I will just pay and be a spectator.

You racing guys are always asking for help and support...so here it is

i thought you were helping jill,,,,?????

[T.I.E]

try trademe, put yourself up on there see how ya go. experienced pit crew operator. but is this just for bikes only?
and im still waiting on ya fan club when you start your own team.
got my pom poms.

[Kittyhawk]

Im starting my own race team...still deciding on what bike and class lol...

Could do with the help....

I'll pm ya closer to the time!!

[Finn]

Now I have been around KB for a long time and have offered my support to the racing guys be it ever so limited. I can change a tyre and get coffee.

Can you cook and clean? I might have a job for you.

[SPman]

Be afraid...............very afraid!

Midget mauled by Pit Bitch!

You have met our MadDuck?

[The Stranger]

I offered my time to Cowpoos who doesnt want the help.

Dont take it personally mate. It's not that he doesn't want help, more that he is beyond help.