A bike for the girls.

[hXc]

As the title suggests, it's the new bike, just for girls.

[janno]

Oi! No boy germs allowed here - bugger off to your own section, young'un!:angry2:

[007XX]

Hmmmm...Maybe it's the wrong time of the month for me to "get" this one...:shit:

Funny thing is, I was really hoping for this one to be an actual thread with a bike for the girls...:weep:

Oh well...:shutup:

[Elise]

Hm

Funny thing is, I was really hoping for this one to be an actual thread with a bike for the girls...:weep:



Same here! :(

[hospitalfood]

mmmm....not really sure about it

[Finn]

Funny thing is, I was really hoping for this one to be an actual thread with a bike for the girls...:weep:

I agree. Period.

[007XX]

I agree. Period.

Sir, I have it on good authority that as a man, you have no idea what you're talking about!! :bash:

Oh hang on....were you actually agreeing with me??? :eek5:

never mind! :clap:

[ninjac]

Once a month just aint worth it!

[Eurodave]

I get it...... Mens Trail Cycle.... isnt that another name for a mountain bike?

[MSTRS]

Sir, I have it on good authority that as a man, you have no idea what you're talking about!! :bash:

Oh hang on....were you actually agreeing with me??? :eek5:

never mind! :clap:

No. He was just jerking your string...:chase:

[Mom]

As the title suggests, it's the new bike, just for girls.

Thin ice post fella me lad! :spanking:


No. He was just jerking your string...:chase:


What string????????????? :msn-wink:

[McJim]

As the title suggests, it's the new bike, just for girls.
Yup - the Spada really suits you there :rofl:

[MSTRS]

What string?????????????

I was just padding out the thread (for the younger ladies you know:whistle:).
I bet I get my 'wings' clipped for that comment!!

[007XX]

No. He was just jerking your string...:chase:

Eh bugger off...leave me dental floss alone! :spanking: It ain't no freakin' bungy cord...:lol:

[MSTRS]

Eh bugger off...leave me dental floss alone! :spanking: It ain't no freakin' bungy cord...:lol:

Aww, go on, you're upsetting the flow:Pokey:

[007XX]

Aww, go on, you're upsetting the flow:Pokey:

Mebbe...that's the whole point of the expression "put a cork in it", isn't it?

:laugh:

[MSTRS]

That's what :Pokey: does, eh?

[007XX]

That's what :Pokey: does, eh?

No Hun...if you were to pock me at the wrong time of month, you'd get a very different reaction...:bash::motu::ar15:

:rofl: :rofl:

[MSTRS]

Waddaya mean 'me', paleface. I aint 'pocking' nuffink.
*Keeps hands in pockets and sense of humour/dignity intact*
(damn the bling rules)

[007XX]

I aint 'pocking' nuffink.


Awwwww...that so sad! :bye:

To quote one of my favourite movie's line: "even dirty old men need love!"

:dodge: :rofl:

[MSTRS]

Awwwww...that so sad! : "even dirty old men need love!"



I'll be sure to pass that on. One exists in an eternal state of hope...although one has moved beyond even begging.:oi-grr: That just leaves guilt as a lever. I think.:jerry:
Do you really think that 'plug' will work?:killingme:dodge:

[007XX]

Do you really think that 'plug' will work?:killingme:dodge:

Depends...is it 12V powered? And do you have a fresh supply of batteries?

:killingme

[MSTRS]

Depends...is it 12V powered? And do you have a fresh supply of batteries?


Cordless eh? No strings attached? What...magnetic retrieval system?

[007XX]

Cordless eh? No strings attached? What...magnetic retrieval system?

:rofl: I like your thinking...

Remote controled? :cool:

[MSTRS]

Remote controled? :cool:

No! Everyone knows that girls can't operate those things properly....

[MSTRS]

Surely that was enough time for that to be absorbed? Should I feel flushed with success?
:whistle:

[007XX]

No! Everyone knows that girls can't operate those things properly....


Surely that was enough time for that to be absorbed? Should I feel flushed with success?
:whistle:

Oh so very sorry, but you are not the only one I was having a discussion with... :innocent:

But feel flushed to your little heart's content...:nya:

[MSTRS]

Oh so very sorry, but you are not the only one I was having a discussion with... :innocent:

But feel flushed to your little heart's content...:nya:

This is so confusing....:eek5:
I thought women could multi-task. So, you can't be a woman.
But this ability to utterly crush a fragile male ego, says you are a woman.

"Bleeding women"
;):sweatdrop

[007XX]

This is so confusing....:eek5:
I thought women could multi-task. So, you can't be a woman.
But this ability to utterly crush a fragile male ego, says you are a woman.

"Bleeding women"
;):sweatdrop

:laugh: You'll get over it...eventually! I'm a man's mind stuck in a female's body...even I get confused from that...:yes:

And I can multi task....i'm working and talking to you at the same time...:shake:

[jazbug5]

From the same site... (I love Cyanide & Happiness)

[007XX]

From the same site... (I love Cyanide & Happiness)

:laugh: Nice one...But, see: a woman would have never suggested to put it back! fark, it's bad enough spitting them out :rolleyes: :pinch:

[MSTRS]

*pulls the plug on this string (oops, I mean 'thread') and pads off into the wings to play with his remote*

[yungatart]

It looks like the only person in the MSTRS/YT/hXc household that does any work is me!!!!
hXc, that is NOT what you are supposed to be studying!
Mstrs, I thought you said you were busy at work today??

Bloody men!

[007XX]

:clap: :clap:

*chanting quietly while grinning: Mstrs' in trouble, mstrs' iinn trooouuuubllle....te he*

[MSTRS]

:clap: :clap:

*chanting quietly while grinning: Mstrs' in trouble, mstrs' iinn trooouuuubllle....te he*

Always. Its only the depth that ever varies!

[007XX]

Always. Its only the depth that ever varies!

As a certified angel with no stains on my record, I have no idea what you mean...: innocent:

:rofl:

[yungatart]

As a certified angel with no stains on my record, I have no idea what you mean...: innocent:

:rofl:

You could be in trouble too!
Flirting with MY man, while I'm at work!

[007XX]

You could be in trouble too!
Flirting with MY man, while I'm at work!

Fancy a threeway?:blip: :dodge: (just kidding btw...)

However, might I point out that :

Oh yeah...flirting while talking about menstrual cycles...that makes me so hot right now...no really, I'm getting hot flushes! Or is that the onset of menopause?...aka: putting the men issue on pause since Eve bit in that blasted apple...:shifty:

I don't mind getting punished though:devil2:...depending on what you've got in mind...:rofl:

[MSTRS]

Fancy a threeway?

Which segues quite nicely into...
If women are so good at multi-tasking, why are so few interested in threesomes?
Oh, and Ms.V? You are a naughty little baggage. Miss Y may have to pay you a visit....
Can I watch?
:devil2:

[007XX]

Which segues quite nicely into...
If women are so good at multi-tasking, why are so few interested in threesomes?
Oh, and Ms.V? You are a naughty little baggage. Miss Y may have to pay you a visit....
Can I watch?
:devil2:


Are you sure she's not coming over to kill me? :laugh: *Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned* Not to be :shit:

Hmmm, threesomes...I could theorise on this for quite some time as I have given the subject a reasonable amount of thought over the years...Yes, surprising, I know, but then again I am the deserving owner of the title of Strumpet, so what the heck was anyone expecting? :rolleyes:

But unfortunately, this is not the right thread for this subject...might have to start one, as I reckon it would be funny to see who has enough guts to talk about it...:laugh:

[MSTRS]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1315914#post1315914

[hXc]

Yup - the Spada really suits you there :rofl:
Sorry, it clashes with the leathers. I'll keep it in blue.

[BuFfY]

I love C & H! I saw that one a few months back :)

[Roj]

Hmmmm...Maybe it's the wrong time of the month for me to "get" this one...:shit:

Funny thing is, I was really hoping for this one to be an actual thread with a bike for the girls...:weep:

Oh well...:shutup:

Strangely enough my wife is thinking about another bike and I had a similar thought, though in general the girls I know that ride are capable of riding whatever bike they choose:scooter:

[007XX]

Strangely enough my wife is thinking about another bike and I had a similar thought, though in general the girls I know that ride are capable of riding whatever bike they choose:scooter:

hehe...indeed. Saying this, it has been highlighted on a number of occasion that a bit of guidance never hurts, and us gals are as much in need of it as anyone else...

What is she riding now?

[Roj]

hehe...indeed. Saying this, it has been highlighted on a number of occasion that a bit of guidance never hurts, and us gals are as much in need of it as anyone else...

What is she riding now?

A cage, due to an unlicensed driver in an unregistered and unwarranted car that put her in hospital for almost 16 weeks... but that is another story

She has missed having a bike and has been thinking about another one...:hug:

[007XX]

A cage, due to an unlicensed driver in an unregistered and unwarranted car that put her in hospital for almost 16 weeks... but that is another story

She has missed having a bike and has been thinking about another one...:hug:

Oh dang! Sorry to hear about her bad experience...:(

But really, good for her getting back into it and all...I would very highly recommend the VTR 250, and no I'm not being biaised just because I own one! A lot of people I have spoken to (ladies and gents alike) rave on about this girl, and often say that they had never sold theirs...

Let her take one for a spin, and she will be hooked...there are so many advantages in them, I am not going to start writing about them now...:D

Hope she finds the perfect steed! :2thumbsup

[Sharry]

I would very highly recommend the VTR 250, there are so many advantages in them, I am not going to start writing about them now...:D


Plese do rave on about your VTR. I have been looking at a VTR as I am trying to sell my cage and return to a bike. I would be interested in the opinion of one who owns one.
The VTR took my attention as my last bike, 27 yrs ago, was a CB400 and I loved the experience of riding with that Honda.