Are women dangerous at home?

[Kittyhawk]

Just working on an assignment and found some info which made me think about things....

ACC Facts and Statistics in 2005/06

Our homes are the most dangerous places of all: accidents at home killed over 300 people. 29,910 people were injured at home, with slips, trips and falls causing most injuries. Although men and women are injured in almost equal numbers, adult men are 70% more likely to be killed at home.

Im a little confused here...what does this say about women at home?!
We know how to cook our eggs.:devil2:

Over 1,100 people are killed in accidents each year, with more people killed in non-road accidents than on the roads.

I would have thought the roads would be the highest cause as they are used everyday in large volumes.

[jrandom]

Men are far more likely to be 5m up a ladder, or using a power saw under the house near mains wiring, or any number of potentially fatal activities around the home, hence the higher rate of fatalities in their accidents.

[Usarka]

Its hard to drown in the sink, and having the washing fall on you isnt usually fatal.

[hospitalfood]

are women dangerous at home ???

I think it depends how they are treated.

[Finn]

Men are far more likely to be 5m up a ladder, or using a power saw under the house near mains wiring, or any number of potentially fatal activities around the home, hence the higher rate of fatalities in their accidents.

But surely giving the wife a bash would make up for the statistics? After all, it was an accident.

[Chickadee]

Women are safer - we have caution and commonsense! Well most of the time :whistle:

And yes treating a women badly round home would make her dangerous. Watchout we bite amongst other things:spanking::argue:.

I'd say it's blokes doing DIY at home with power tools, up ladders, on roof's and such like that would be the cause of the 70% statistic. After all they didn't say murdered at home did they? Frying pan/rolling pin injuries perhaps for those being rotten to their Mrs?

[Coldrider]

Don't underestimate the poisonous fumes of cleaning agents.

[Kittyhawk]

HAHA yea and if we dont get our "servicing" you males are in BIG trouble :buggerd:

[Ocean1]

Its hard to drown in the sink, and having the washing fall on you isnt usually fatal.

True, still think giving 'em shoes was a mistake though, ifn they keep the floors clean they orta not need 'em.

[Romeo]

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Probably a repost from somewhere, just chill out...

[007XX]

Jrandom's right...men are more likely to be using dangerous tools, and to believe they're born carpenters, roofers, allround wonderful doer uppers with magically fantastic skill born out of the ether...:rolleyes:

When most of them wouldn't know how to use a hammer without instructions, which btw, we all know they don't read...:innocent:

[Ocean1]

Jrandom's right... *some more wordz*:

Where's mah eggs? :bleh:

[007XX]

Where's mah eggs? :bleh:

Not sure...when was the last time you caught yourself is a warm place, laying eggs? Retracing your steps might help you in finding them! :yes:

:shake:

[SwanTiger]

HAHA yea and if we dont get our "servicing" you males are in BIG trouble :buggerd:

From what I hear you need a lot of servicing, do you have one particular mechanic or is it whatever is nearest at the time.

Or perhaps you are the DIY sort of sheila?

[Ocean1]

Not sure...when was the last time you caught yourself is a warm place, laying eggs? Retracing your steps might help you in finding them! :yes:

:shake:

See that? bunch of shoes and they get all lippy. :beer:

[007XX]

See that? bunch of shoes and they get all lippy. :beer:

You just pissed cos I hit the nail on the head...:nya:

[Taz]

I'm forever telling the missus not to leave things on the stairs of our house. One day she'll be coming down from the upper level carrying something slip on whatever she's left on the stairs and injure herself or worse. She doesn't get it though. Hopefully she won't learn by accident. Or maybe I'm just too anal as I work for a large company that really pushes the safety angle and we still have 30-60 injuries a month there.
Andy.

[janno]

I'm forever telling the missus not to leave things on the stairs of our house. One day she'll be coming down from the upper level carrying something slip on whatever she's left on the stairs and injure herself or worse. She doesn't get it though. Hopefully she won't learn by accident. Or maybe I'm just too anal as I work for a large company that really pushes the safety angle and we still have 30-60 injuries a month there.
Andy.

Let me guess - she'll be carrying your bike down the stairs from the master bedroom where it sleeps, as Sir has decided that when he's finished his beer he wants to go for a motorcycle meander? :apint: You'll be a rich man when they finally get cloning sorted!

[Taz]

Let me guess - she'll be carrying your bike down the stairs from the master bedroom where it sleeps, as Sir has decided that when he's finished his beer he wants to go for a motorcycle meander? :apint: You'll be a rich man when they finally get cloning sorted!

Ummm yeah whatever you say. Happy hour early for you?

[Swoop]

Our homes are the most dangerous places of all: accidents at home killed over 300 people. 29,910 people were injured at home, with slips, trips and falls causing most injuries. Although men and women are injured in almost equal numbers, adult men are 70% more likely to be killed at home.
Don't worry. The labour gubbinment is working on banning houses and homes to prevent these dangerous activities.
The'll have us living back in the bush pretty soon...

[Kittyhawk]

From what I hear you need a lot of servicing, do you have one particular mechanic or is it whatever is nearest at the time.

Or perhaps you are the DIY sort of sheila?

hahaha Yea well there aint any real blokes around here who know how to service properly....

And yes Im proud to be a DIY chick! only human afterall :2guns:


See that? bunch of shoes and they get all lippy. :beer:

Well when it comes to shoes, or lingere....then it matters...


Don't worry. The labour gubbinment is working on banning houses and homes to prevent these dangerous activities.
The'll have us living back in the bush pretty soon...

As long as we dont have to wear grass skirts we're fine, I'd hate to think about wondering snakes....:whistle:

[SwanTiger]

hahaha Yea well there aint any real blokes around here who know how to service properly....

And yes Im proud to be a DIY chick! only human afterall :2guns:

Are you single now? Mark is single too...

[Swoop]

hahaha Yea well there aint any real blokes around here who know how to service properly....
According to the singer Joe Jackson, "all the real men are gay".:lol:
If you are referring to young boys as "real blokes", and not finding satisfaction, perhaps a different approach might be required?

I'd hate to think about wondering snakes....:whistle:
It would depend on what the snake is wondering about.:rolleyes:

[Kittyhawk]

Are you single now? Mark is single too...

Been single for over 6 months....and its going to stay that way for a while its nice not having to answer to no one :yes:


According to the singer Joe Jackson, "all the real men are gay".:lol:
If you are referring to young boys as "real blokes", and not finding satisfaction, perhaps a different approach might be required?

It would depend on what the snake is wondering about.:rolleyes:

Then what are the straight men?
I dont go for any young guys! They are 5 min or 3 stroke wonders. Shame really. And as for the older ones....are you offering hahaha!

As for the snake....it'd be rising in thought. :innocent:

[Disco Dan]

Just working on an assignment and found some info which made me think about things....

ACC Facts and Statistics in 2005/06

Our homes are the most dangerous places of all: accidents at home killed over 300 people. 29,910 people were injured at home, with slips, trips and falls causing most injuries. Although men and women are injured in almost equal numbers, adult men are 70% more likely to be killed at home.

Im a little confused here...what does this say about women at home?!
We know how to cook our eggs.:devil2:

Over 1,100 people are killed in accidents each year, with more people killed in non-road accidents than on the roads.

I would have thought the roads would be the highest cause as they are used everyday in large volumes.

Yeah.. never used to be like that.

Women dont spend enough time at home cooking and cleaning to learn how NOT to hurt themselves ironing my shirts and cooking my eggs.

Bring back the 50s !

[Kittyhawk]

Yeah.. never used to be like that.

Women dont spend enough time at home cooking and cleaning to learn how NOT to hurt themselves ironing my shirts and cooking my eggs.

Bring back the 50s !

We do...but its not our fault theres so many sales on thesedays...Speaking of which my mama gave me a dual pie maker for my birthday, got lazy today so cooked an egg in each for lunch, my god it was nice, perfect mini pie shape, yolk in the middle...yea I can cook my own eggs...:girlfight:

[Disco Dan]

We do...but its not our fault theres so many sales on thesedays...Speaking of which my mama gave me a dual pie maker for my birthday, got lazy today so cooked an egg in each for lunch, my god it was nice, perfect mini pie shape, yolk in the middle...yea I can cook my own eggs...:girlfight:

Yes you can cook them but can you fertalise them? ;)

Pre heat your oven... start making that dough and get ready to put that bun in there woman!!! :clap:

[Kittyhawk]

Yes you can cook them but can you fertalise them? ;)

Pre heat your oven... start making that dough and get ready to put that bun in there woman!!! :clap:

FARK you ya sleeze!

Im wondering which head thought of that caption first....:shutup:

[mstriumph]

See that? bunch of shoes and they get all lippy. :beer:

erm :confused: i've got the shoes, now where do i queue to get the free lippy?

[and do i get a colour choice? ...............:rolleyes:]