A French letter

[martybabe]

:ride: So I'm cruising through France on an XS750 with me buds and the bride and were all gettin kinda weary and hunngy,so we stop at the only village for miles,a place called Maniac Blanc,a one horse 3 buildings kinda place.:( ffwd to reception at the only guesthouse in town.Got any rooms lady?"oui",across the court yard,over the stink drain,up the stairs,down the corridor thru the shared bathroom and it's second closset on the left.Dump the gear and two hours later I've found reception again. Ave vous any where to park the bikes? "NON!",ok ave vous any food?"NON!" how about a beer and some chippies?"NON!" Le bar cest ferme (closed),le kitchen cest ferme, NON NON NON!:mad:.Any where in town then sweetness? NON! le village CEST FERME!:girlfight:.Remember the village name? fookin found her aint I, the blanc maniac.Breakfast 7.30-7.32 a.m. eenglish man!Baguette avec snails.:sick: Yum put me down fer that fecker.
Hour and a half later I've found the broom cupboard we're stoppin in,"No feckin food no feckin booze and no fekin parkin boys and girls" apparently it's national feck you day in homo paris or somat!."I've got this powdered ham and pea soup" says the bride.How the hell do you powder ham? so 4 of us share one packet of green and pink wet sawdust,go nighty night and miss brecky in the mornin.:mad:
I'd love to say I shoved the french witch's head down the stink drain but sadly it would be untrue.
The rest of the holiday? went to nudist village,saw old people doin naked yoga,legs akimbo:lol:,fried me c.d.i.,had a puncture, rode bike naked legally on the road,nearly lost it on some mountain pass and went home,avoiding bloody maniac blanc,population 1 witch,1 donkey and a sore ass,all related.
Don't go to france bro's,the're mad as poms.:lol:
Happy holliday memories,I might have some one day. x

[paturoa]

all holiday stories require the friends to be bored shiteless by the photos - so where are they?

[martybabe]

all holiday stories require the friends to be bored shiteless by the photos - so where are they?

No camera dude,no room' pockets full of pea soup.:niceone:

Oh you wana see the wrinklies doin naked yoga.... best left to the imagination mate. euch!

[paturoa]

That good, I was having second thoughts about the photos of "legally naked riding"

[deanohit]

Bwahahaha, sound like ya's had fun then!

[pritch]

:clap: LOL Sorry, gotta share the love...

[martybabe]

:clap: LOL Sorry, gotta share the love...

:eek:Hey pritch,were you on your profile bike on sunday?I'm sure I saw that thing rattle and hum atop one o them hills, recognise the exhaust pannier bracket combo?:niceone:

[martybabe]

P.s. please say you were or you'll make me look like a blind man on non observent sunday,in a heavy fog with his eyes closed and sunnies. quite accurate really!:yes:

just tryin to fill this thread up,loads a readers but no one wants to say hello today:zzzz:

[jrandom]

I'm all about saying hello dude, that story put a grin on my face that I needed real bad.

Bling coming your way! [Edit: Fucking 24-hour limitation... have to hang on a bit then...]

:niceone:

[gijoe1313]

So... you went abroad then? :whistle:

[martybabe]

So... you went abroad then? :whistle:


oui :laugh:

[Blue Velvet]

I'm all about saying hello dude, that story put a grin on my face that I needed real bad.

Bling coming your way! [Edit: Fucking 24-hour limitation... have to hang on a bit then...]

:niceone:

+1 and +1

I've already blinged you too much today MB, I enjoy reading your posts :lol:

(Edit: LOL @ green and pink wet sawdust)

[martybabe]

+1 and +1

I've already blinged you too much today MB, I enjoy reading your posts :lol:

(Edit: LOL @ green and pink wet sawdust)

wow thank you babe did you sort out yer bike trouble? x:niceone:

[Winter]

rode naked? crikey.

[007XX]

:lol:

Oh excellent post...Bling well deserved :niceone:

[Mikkel]

"Only in France!" ;)

Great story! I recognised some of the trends... :lol:

Yeah, customer service is not always a priority some of those places. However, I must say I've found southern France to be quite good... especially if you speak french.

[martybabe]

:whistle:
rode naked? crikey.


I did actualy ride a mobike naked, in the south of france,totaly legal and totaly stupid.Only did about a k then give myself a good talking to.had to strap me dooda to me calf stop it flapin about:lol:.ok,but the first bit was true.Air cooled XS750, roasted nuts anyone?:killingme
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[martybabe]

"Only in France!" ;)

Great story! I recognised some of the trends... :lol:

Yeah, customer service is not always a priority some of those places. However, I must say I've found southern France to be quite good... especially if you speak french.

:msn-wink:thanks mate,had to cut it short,If I had The ability to articulate my actual memories of that trip I'd die of laughter. mind you good way to go.hey yes ,south o france,brilliant thats where the naturist village is,I say village it's actualy a small city,60,000 people all shakin it about, a sight to behold, :laugh:

[Xile]

hey...mmm...ok...
All french people are not like this ey! Just a matter of trying to speak in French or not (especially on the South) or saying that you Kiwi and not a POM...you'll see a difference :P

[martybabe]

hey...mmm...ok...
All french people are not like this ey! Just a matter of trying to speak in French or not (especially on the South) or saying that you Kiwi and not a POM...you'll see a difference :P


God no, interesting funny and lucky people mostly.I'm sure you could find her equivalent in any country if your unfortunate enough.:msn-wink: They do like you to speak french tho,It goes down well. Hey i'll tell you a cool nation,Germany! I know,so friendly and funny and hairy faced.:niceone:

[martybabe]

hey i managed to find a crinkly old picture taken just before the naked ride out :gob:

you thought I was havin you on dintya :yes:

[Winter]

hey i managed to find a crinkly old picture taken just before the naked ride out :gob:

you thought I was havin you on dintya :yes:

no no no.

We hoped you were having us on!!:crybaby::Playnice:

[martybabe]

no no no.

We hoped you were having us on!!:crybaby::Playnice:



:lol: Iknow,I know just be thankful there's no video, I'm tellin ya it was a wobble fest!:lol::chase:

[pritch]

:eek:Hey pritch,were you on your profile bike on sunday?I'm sure I saw that thing rattle and hum atop one o them hills, recognise the exhaust pannier bracket combo?:niceone:

Most Sundays :-) Maybe even tomorrow, God willing...

[martybabe]

Most Sundays :-) Maybe even tomorrow, God willing...

:scooter: hope you had a good one dude,I've had visitors all day, how do you tell people you like to feck orf when the road beckons.I aint got it in me.:msn-wink: