Threesomes

[MSTRS]

Who would and then talk about it?
And who thinks that 007XX should regale us with her experiences?

[TerminalAddict]

I'd like to hear 007XX stories :D

[Hitcher]

There are several occasions that Mrs H and I have shared a ride.

[MSTRS]

As suggested by this challenge http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=1315889&postcount=40

[NZsarge]

Who would and then talk about it?
And who thinks that 007XX should regale us with her experiences?

:blink:
:blink:
:yes:
:D

[Finn]

True story... many years ago when I had hair, I had a little social gathering at my flat. 2 chicks turned up that I hadn't met before and the 3 of us ended up being the last ones left. They were not capable of driving home so I said they could stay. They obliged but suggested I should sleep on the couch. Unlikely - I never give up my bed and in a very drunken state, just climbed in the middle. At this moment in time, the room started spinning at a great rate of knots. So bad, I had to hang on tight. I recall two hands, one from each side of the bed on Mr Chucky and for some ungodly reason (probably due to the fact that I thought I was going to throw up) it didn't feel very nice.

Next thing I remember was waking up in the morning with the girls leaving in a hurry to go to work.

To this day, it still brings tears to my eyes.

[MSTRS]

True story... too drunk to really remember...
To this day, it still brings tears to my eyes.

The ol'brewers droop eh. You cad.

[janno]

True story... many years ago when I had hair, I had a little social gathering at my flat. 2 chicks turned up that I hadn't met before and the 3 of us ended up being the last ones left. They were not capable of driving home so I said they could stay. They obliged but suggested I should sleep on the couch. Unlikely - I never give up my bed and in a very drunken state, just climbed in the middle. At this moment in time, the room started spinning at a great rate of knots. So bad, I had to hang on tight. I recall a two hands, one from each side of the bed on Mr Chucky and for some ungodly reason (probably due to the fact that I thought I was going to throw up) it didn't feel very nice.

Next thing I remember was waking up in the morning with the girls leaving in a hurry to go to work.

To this day, it still brings tears to my eyes.

See? The Sallies are right! Stay away from the demon drink cos it ruins your life.

[ManDownUnder]

Who would and then talk about it?
And who thinks that 007XX should regale us with her experiences?

LOL no and yes - or - yes and no... take those how you will

[HTFU]

Another 3some true story... was at one of Hamilton's major uni pubs and mate hooked up with a random chick, they went back to student village and she came back later in the night got back on the dance floor and went home with one of the guys from our rugby team. Both had played hide the sausage that night with her. Was funny they had had a 3some and not even know it. They got some ribbing for that one. :doctor:

Was almost as funny as when we took a photo of a mate fucking his girlfriend after a night on the piss and a couple of the boys got in the front of the photo. We framed it and put in the lounge. Its not until you get up close to it that you realise that there is a butt and some legs sticking out from it in the background. They were both too pissed to know it was being taken. :pinch: That was like a 5some :grouphug:

[007XX]

And who thinks that 007XX should regale us with her experiences?

Eh...hang on a bloody minute! :eek::laugh:

Never did I say I was going to "share my experience" :nono:...Wait til I get my arse down South...yours will be toast! :spanking:

You were the one asking: " since women are supposedly so good at multi tasking, why is it that so very few are into threesomes..."

Now, this is something that I often have thought was worthy of ponderment...just not quite in the way you presented it, but still...:D

Firstly, i think it would be interesting to define the basis of the said threesome...most men would immediately imagine the commonly referred to as FFM, or 2 females and a man...

Now, can any ladies honnestly tell me how much attraction there is in this for the ladies involved...in the majority of cases, this would have the male as a primary point of attention (very likely to be why the boys like the idea so much :msn-wink:), but how much can a man really do with two women??? And do it for long and well enough that it would actualloy allow the ladies to genuinely get off on it??? Odds are not very good, even though any man would like to think they're more than capable to handle the task.

Now, the other option is the MMF... :devil2: Way more enticing to the ladies, but that opens a whole can of worms on both sides: feelings of inedaquecy on the male's side, and insecurity and/ or culpability on the woman's side. We were taught not to feel like a sexual being, it is dirty and inapropriate of a true lady to have primitive urges....:rolleyes:

Then, women are way more picky in their choice of partners...it's bad enough finding one that does the trick, so finding two??? :eek5:

[DMNTD]

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[nudemetalz]

I suggested it (jokingly of course...) to Mrs Nudie once. She said sure, why not... :2thumbsup....but only if it's me and another guy also...:eek5:...
That was a swift end to that conversation !!!!

[007XX]

photobucket

:killingme :killingme :killingme

Bwhaahahhahaha...Oh fark...I just choked on my coffee and spilled it on my PC!!! :doh:

[ManDownUnder]

:killingme :killingme :killingme

Bwhaahahhahaha...Oh fark...I just choked on my coffee and spilled it on my PC!!! :doh:

Coffee with cream?????

[MSTRS]

.... but how much can a man really do with two women??? And do it for long and well enough that it would actualloy allow the ladies to genuinely get off on it??? Odds are not very good, even though any man would like to think they're more than capable to handle the task......

Hence the real reason that Viagra was invented??

[ManDownUnder]

Hence the real reason that Viagra was invented??

na mate - that was cater to "little man syndrome". You think they made it smurf colour by accident?

... or errr... so I am told... *ahem*

[007XX]

Coffee with cream?????

:yes: :D Freshly frothed up....:laugh:

[ManDownUnder]

:yes: :D Freshly frothed up....:laugh:

... LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

... must spread myself around... but blingo babe - that was good.

[DMNTD]

:yes: :D Freshly frothed up....:laugh:

I think I just got my plunger stuck! :woohoo:

[MSTRS]

:yes: :D Freshly frothed up....:laugh:

Why running with jugs has mixed blessings....

[007XX]

Hence the real reason that Viagra was invented??

Aaaaahhh, yes the pill fantastic solution...what a beautifully modern way of dealing with any ailment, eh? ;)

[chanceyy]

Firstly, i think it would be interesting to define the basis of the said threesome...most men would immediately imagine the commonly referred to as FFM, or 2 females and a man...

Now, can any ladies honnestly tell me how much attraction there is in this for the ladies involved...in the majority of cases, this would have the male as a primary point of attention (very likely to be why the boys like the idea so much :msn-wink:), but how much can a man really do with two women??? And do it for long and well enough that it would actualloy allow the ladies to genuinely get off on it??? Odds are not very good, even though any man would like to think they're more than capable to handle the task.

Now, the other option is the MMF... :devil2: Way more enticing to the ladies, but that opens a whole can of worms on both sides: feelings of inedaquecy on the male's side, and insecurity and/ or culpability on the woman's side. We were taught not to feel like a sexual being, it is dirty and inapropriate of a true lady to have primitive urges....:rolleyes:

Then, women are way more picky in their choice of partners...it's bad enough finding one that does the trick, so finding two??? :eek5:

:killingme thats the best :laugh: i have had for a while & dmntd's pic just bout made me choke on my apple .. but you have really hit the nail on the head with this post ..

[007XX]

I think I just got my plunger stuck! :woohoo:

:laugh: Avoid any yanking action...not good apparently! :no: :pinch:




... LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

... must spread myself around... but blingo babe - that was good.

Why thank you...:D


Why running with jugs has mixed blessings....

Trust me, I got jugs (however small they may be :o), but running has never been a blessing with them puppies...:pinch:

[jrandom]

I'm with 007XX on this; never seen the point of FFM threesomes where the girls aren't into each other. Haven't tried one, can't comment personally, but the only dynamic I'd find interesting would involve watching the two girls get each other off and adding a bit to the mix myself if and when required.

MMFs, of course, would work well for the girl, but as far as I'm concerned, the idea of another guy getting his penis anywhere near my woman involves the line "over my dead body".

I'd only do an MMF with a guy I knew well and trusted, and a woman I didn't really care about.

[ManDownUnder]

I'd only do an MMF with a guy I knew well and trusted, and a woman I didn't really care about.

So you do, or don't want to make Jill happy? I'm confused...

[MSTRS]

.. but you have really hit the nail on the head with this post ..

Indeed she has. Still, without optimism, the world would be a poorer place...

[jrandom]

So you do, or don't want to make Jill happy? I'm confused...

Let's just get on the Stellas at yours this weekend and see how we go.

;)

[Lias]

I've done a MMF threesome when i was in my teens.. Was alright but not something I'd be all that keen to repeat.

Still not as bad as one of my former flatmates wandering downstairs to tell me him and our mate were in the middle of banging some slapper when he realised his balls were touching the mates and it was all over rover. Poor lad was damn near in shock lol.

[chanceyy]

Indeed she has. Still, without optimism, the world would be a poorer place...

Optimism is far better than Pessimism


:lol: :banana: :wari: :2thumbsup

[MSTRS]

Optimism is far better than Pessimism


:lol: :banana: :wari: :2thumbsup

Of course. As long as you are prepared for occasional disappointment...

[007XX]

:killingme thats the best :laugh: i have had for a while & dmntd's pic just bout made me choke on my apple .. but you have really hit the nail on the head with this post ..

:laugh: was trying to be reasonable succinct on this one, but it is very much one of those multi layered subjects with lots of pros and cons, and reasonably sensitive grounds for a lot of people...

Glad you found some enjoyment in it...what you doin' later? :blip: :laugh:


I'm with 007XX on this; never seen the point of FFM threesomes where the girls aren't into each other. Haven't tried one, can't comment personally, but the only dynamic I'd find interesting would involve watching the two girls get each other off and adding a bit to the mix myself if and when required.

MMFs, of course, would work well for the girl, but as far as I'm concerned, the idea of another guy getting his penis anywhere near my woman involves the line "over my dead body".

I'd only do an MMF with a guy I knew well and trusted, and a woman I didn't really care about.

Absolutely...:yes: Ultimately, a threesome is not really to be based on the same criterias as a relationship would be...and essentially probably should stay a "once in a lifetime" sort of opportunity. Any prolonged interaction is bound to create feellings, be them good or bad...


So you do, or don't want to make Jill happy? I'm confused...

Eh, he said he'd do that with a girl he didn't care about...:whistle:

[DMNTD]

... when he realised his balls were touching the mates and it was all over rover....


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[NZsarge]

Optimism is far better than Pessimism


Try telling the old man that.....arrg, bloody All blacks, they'll choke! Dammit...he was right...

[007XX]

Try telling the old man that.....arrg, bloody All blacks, they'll choke! Dammit...he was right...


Phhwoooaaaarrr...now there is a picture straight out my mind:

007XY, me and Richie McCaw!!!! :yes::yes::yes:

*Swoon*

[DMNTD]

Phhwoooaaaarrr...now there is a picture straight out my mind:

007XY, me and Richie McCaw!!!! :yes::yes::yes:

*Swoon*

...choke/gag...same thing innit? :whistle:

[chanceyy]

Of course. As long as you are prepared for occasional disappointment...

if only it was occasional .. :lol:


:laugh: was trying to be reasonable succinct on this one, but it is very much one of those multi layered subjects with lots of pros and cons, and reasonably sensitive grounds for a lot of people...

Glad you found some enjoyment in it...what you doin' later? :blip: :laugh:



oh I think you managed succinct quite well .. extremely sensitive subject for most ..
& since I am home sick today honey I think i will be sleeping later but thanks :hug:




Absolutely...:yes: Ultimately, a threesome is not really to be based on the same criterias as a relationship would be...and essentially probably should stay a "once in a lifetime" sort of opportunity. Any prolonged interaction is bound to create feellings, be them good or bad...



only strong relationships can handle the sharing of partners in the most intimate way .. but eventually most (not all) crumble under the strain.


Try telling the old man that.....arrg, bloody All blacks, they'll choke! Dammit...he was right...

:laugh: :niceone: sarge

[NZsarge]

Phhwoooaaaarrr...now there is a picture straight out my mind:

007XY, me and Richie McCaw!!!! :yes::yes::yes:

*Swoon*

Me and Monica Bellucci......and no bloody one else:devil2:

[jrandom]

only strong relationships can handle the sharing of partners in the most intimate way...

Hmm, I'm very dubious on that one. Smells like bullshit to me. The kind of bullshit that a selfish man would brainwash a woman with as a way of acting out his fantasies. It's the kind of line you'd hear from a woman when she was the lower rung in a ladder disparity (http://www.laddertheory.com/ladderconsequences.htm) relationship.

I'd say that only the least committed relationships would handle sharing. What I know for sure is, the closer I am to a partner, the less inclined I'd ever be to share her with another guy.

It's got nothing to do with security or insecurity, it's a simple instinct that I have no intention of denying or suppressing. My woman is my woman. End of story.

Maybe the female mind is a very different thing, and you girlies wouldn't mind seeing the man you love sticking his dick in another woman. I dunno. I can't see it happening, to be honest.

Given the generally greater fluidity of feminine sexuality, I'd say that the FFM where the man only focuses on one woman is both the most likely and the psychologically healthiest form of threesome.

All just theorising on my part, of course.

[007XX]

...choke/gag...same thing innit? :whistle:



oh I think you managed succinct quite well .. extremely sensitive subject for most ..
& since I am home sick today honey I think i will be sleeping later but thanks :hug:

Cheers mate...as stated earlier, I have givenm it some thought, just like I do about a lot of things that make a lot of people bristle up the wrong way! :laugh:

and big hugs to you, hope you feel better soon...:hug:


only strong relationships can handle the sharing of partners in the most intimate way .. but eventually most (not all) crumble under the strain.

Yes, I'd think you'd be quite correct on that one! So, ultimately, a lot of people who endeavour to go that road would really have to weigh in the " is it really worth the risk"...


Me and Monica Bellucci......and no bloody one else:devil2:

OI you...we're talking threesomes, get it right, will ya! :bleh:

[007XX]

...choke/gag...same thing innit? :whistle:

Anyone choking me would get more of a unpleasant reaction...:kick:

As far as gagging...what's that? :innocent: :whistle:

:rofl:

[Stickchick]

I'd say that only the least committed relationships would handle sharing. What I know for sure is, the closer I am to a partner, the less inclined I'd ever be to share her with another guy.

It's got nothing to do with security or insecurity, it's a simple instinct that I have no intention of denying or suppressing. My woman is my woman. End of story.

Maybe the female mind is a very different thing, and you girlies wouldn't mind seeing the man you love sticking his dick in another woman. I dunno. I can't see it happening, to be honest.

Females minds are not very different really. I have had the opportunity to be involved in both FFM and MMF but all parties were friends only, no one was romantically involved with each other etc as that would have made things very difficult. It put a strain on the friendship to begin with so I can imagine that it would put a huge strain on a relationship.

If I am involved with someone they are mine and mine alone, I don't like to share!!!!

[chanceyy]

Hmm, I'm very dubious on that one. Smells like bullshit to me. The kind of bullshit that a selfish man would brainwash a woman with as a way of acting out his fantasies. It's the kind of line you'd hear from a woman when she was the lower rung in a ladder disparity (http://www.laddertheory.com/ladderconsequences.htm) relationship.

I'd say that only the least committed relationships would handle sharing. What I know for sure is, the closer I am to a partner, the less inclined I'd ever be to share her with another guy.

It's got nothing to do with security or insecurity, it's a simple instinct that I have no intention of denying or suppressing. My woman is my woman. End of story.

Maybe the female mind is a very different thing, and you girlies wouldn't mind seeing the man you love sticking his dick in another woman. I dunno. I can't see it happening, to be honest.

Given the generally greater fluidity of feminine sexuality, I'd say that the FFM where the man only focuses on one woman is both the most likely and the psychologically healthiest form of threesome.

All just theorising on my part, of course.

ohh dunna get me wrong I am not a sharing kinda girl at all ..I would hate to see a man I love getting it on with another girl .. I am pretty open minded but not that open minded

I have had friends who do the bouncy thing & had friends who the sharing thing .. some are still together & some are not .. funnily enough what drew them together is the one thing that forced them apart ..

to me trust & communication are the two vital ingredients of a relationship (along with compromise, listening etc) but without those two building that foundation it will crumble eventually

so those who have remained together have those two ingredients & work hard to ensure they remain .. others have lost the communication & trust which failed their relationship

[KATWYN]

No thanks. Theres just some things in life you don't share communally.

[MSTRS]

I'd say that only the least committed relationships would handle sharing. What I know for sure is, the closer I am to a partner, the less inclined I'd ever be to share her with another guy.



I'd factor that with....
A strong relationship would not be in the habit of messing about with a third party. But should such a thing happen, and many will have experienced 'that one time at band camp' sort of scenario (even if no 'action' ensued), then a strong relationship will be able to survive it.
However, a weak relationship may be the catalyst for repeated occurences, and will not survive the stress it causes, or will survive only because the partners are unwilling to trade convenience for self-respect.
IMHO

[007XX]

Hmm, I'm very dubious on that one. Smells like bullshit to me. The kind of bullshit that a selfish man would brainwash a woman with as a way of acting out his fantasies. It's the kind of line you'd hear from a woman when she was the lower rung in a ladder disparity (http://www.laddertheory.com/ladderconsequences.htm) relationship.

I'd say that only the least committed relationships would handle sharing. What I know for sure is, the closer I am to a partner, the less inclined I'd ever be to share her with another guy.

It's got nothing to do with security or insecurity, it's a simple instinct that I have no intention of denying or suppressing. My woman is my woman. End of story.

Maybe the female mind is a very different thing, and you girlies wouldn't mind seeing the man you love sticking his dick in another woman. I dunno. I can't see it happening, to be honest.

Given the generally greater fluidity of feminine sexuality, I'd say that the FFM where the man only focuses on one woman is both the most likely and the psychologically healthiest form of threesome.

All just theorising on my part, of course.

Once again, what makes it right or wrong for you doesn't mean it is a law onto itself...

You and I have had a similar debates in the past...what bothers me with your approach is that it always seems to revolve around what is right is the way you think, and if it is not that way, then it must be wrong...:calm:

Now, as much as I think of you as a hell of a nice guy, I do believe you need to open your mind a little more and give room for other people's wway of thinking. I'm not saying adopt it as your own, just don't be quite so judgemental (eg: highlighted text).

[jrandom]

Now, as much as I think of you as a hell of a nice guy, I do believe you need to open your mind a little more and give room for other people's wway of thinking. I'm not saying adopt it as your own, just don't be quite so judgemental (eg: highlighted text).

I did hesitate before posting, knowing it'd spur this reaction from you. But I'm nothing if not a stirrer...

I'm not offering judgement, heaven forbid. Rather, I'm expressing my own feelings, and calling for comment and input from others. Everyone's different.

I take it you're saying that, in the right context, watching 007XY bone another woman would be fine by you? Well, cool, lucky him.

:D

You shouldn't need to feel defensive when I express my instincts and opinions about subjects, you know. I'm very receptive to robust refutation, and as I stated in the text you highlighted, when it comes to what women think, I dunno.

So, enlighten me!

[007XX]

I did hesitate before posting, knowing it'd spur this reaction from you. But I'm nothing if not a stirrer...

I'm not offering judgement, heaven forbid. Rather, I'm expressing my own feelings, and calling for comment and input from others. Everyone's different.

I take it you're saying that, in the right context, watching 007XY bone another woman would be fine by you? Well, cool, lucky him.

:D

You shouldn't need to feel defensive when I express my instincts and opinions about subjects, you know. I'm very receptive to robust refutation, and as I stated in the text you highlighted, when it comes to what women think, I dunno.

So, enlighten me!

:d :hug: Gawd...it's so hard to explain properly what I mean via posts...My reaction was not meant to make you feel like I was telling you off.

I guess what i was trying to say is: everytime I have read a post of yours on a similarly touchy subject, it has come across as judgemental and fairly aggressive.

And I am not feeling defensive for myself, but more for the concept of open mindedness that needs to be applied on such sensitive subjects...I get angry when someone says something to the effect of: "if you don't think my way, then you have got to be sick in the head".

Itr is one thing expressing your opinion, it is another categorising everything else as unacceptable.
"...and you girlies wouldn't mind seeing the man you love sticking his dick in another woman", is not to me stating your opinion, but if it is, it is poorly formulated, and comes across as offensive... No woman in love with her man would want to see this. However, if you had said:

"Could a woman possibly find it a turn on to see her partner having intercourse with another woman"

Then, that is a question inviting feedback. Just trying to explain the difference, that's all.

[TerminalAddict]

do you two need a room?

[MSTRS]

do you two need a room?

With suitably-tiered seating for the audience?
*will watch developments with keen interest*

[Stickchick]

007XX, I am not coming to the defensive of Dan here and he is capable of fighting his won battles but I do believe that you are only taken a part of what he said and therefore it comes across as offensive. His whole comment as you highlighted above came across as an opinion, if you read the whole thing rather than the part you just took out.

[Krusti]

You get a bit sick of them after a while. One person at a time thinking I am a God is enough for me these days......:woohoo:

[DMNTD]

So then....who's for a game of tag? ;)

[007XX]

do you two need a room?

I'm already in my own little padded room...:crazy:


With suitably-tiered seating for the audience?
*will watch developments with keen interest*

Nope, I've said my peace...no more of that! <_<

Now, who else has done the triple humpback whale???? :laugh:

[MSTRS]

Nope, I've said my peace...no more of that!

Now, who else has done the triple humpback whale????

So, you are saying you have? But you're not going to tittilate us with the juicy details? *skulks away to sulk*

[skelstar]

Triple humpback whh...?!?! .... oh myyyy... :shit:

[007XX]

There are several occasions that Mrs H and I have shared a ride.


Another 3some true story... :pinch: That was like a 5some :grouphug:


I've done a MMF threesome when i was in my teens.. Was alright but not something I'd be all that keen to repeat.



So, you are saying you have? But you're not going to tittilate us with the juicy details? *skulks away to sulk*

Aaaaaaahh, wouldn't you like to know ?!? Dear, a woman has to keep some secrets to herself....the above posts were those I was hoping to find other tales to add to...Feel free to join anytime! :D :innoncent:

[Trudes]

Hey you're all invited to the weekly orgy at our house (ok, only some of you, eh V):msn-wink:








I have nothing else to contribute, thanks.:laugh:

[007XX]

007XX, I am not coming to the defensive of Dan here

Yes you are...but it's ok. You wouldn't care about him unless you did.


and he is capable of fighting his own battles

Oh trust me, I know that! He is a very smart young man, and normally has a very tactful approach to most things. That tact is lacking in this instance, hence me voicing my disapproval. And this is one out of a few other situations, so there is a prelude to my comment.


but I do believe that you are only taken a part of what he said and therefore it comes across as offensive. His whole comment as you highlighted above came across as an opinion, if you read the whole thing rather than the part you just took out.

That is the way you read it, and that is fine. Allow me my opinion though, and as you said, Dan is perfectly able to prove me wrong, should he choose to do so. :calm:

[007XX]

Hey you're all invited to the weekly orgy at our house (ok, only some of you, eh V):msn-wink:


Hoh babe....I'm still shaking from the last time! :devil2:

:rofl:

[Krusti]

See this is why I don't take part in group games, someone always feels like they are not being listened to...:killingme

And.....it's all fun till someone gets poked in the eye...:woohoo:

[Finn]

Aaaaahhh, yes the pill fantastic solution...what a beautifully modern way of dealing with any ailment, eh? ;)

It's not that I have a problem getting an erection, it's just that sometimes I can't think of anyone else to think about while I'm nailing the missus.

[MSTRS]

... a woman has to keep some secrets to herself....

Ahhh, I think you will find that should read ' A lady....'
And your willingness to engage this topic thus far proves you aint no lady:chase:
So? he said expectantly

[Finn]

I've done a MMF threesome when i was in my teens.. Was alright but not something I'd be all that keen to repeat.

I can understand. Kinda like connecting 3 pieces of Lego together.

[007XX]

Ahhh, I think you will find that should read ' A lady....'
And your willingness to engage this topic thus far proves you aint no lady:chase:
So? he said expectantly

:laugh: you got that right, I'm not a lady! And no, I'm not afraid to speak about things that make other people cringe...

But that don't mean I'm going to let you in on my little secrets...so keep guessing! :nya:



It's not that I have a problem getting an erection, it's just that sometimes I can't think of anyone else to think about while I'm nailing the missus.

Oh that's harsh...:pinch:...you ain't got much imagination, do you?

[MSTRS]

But that don't mean I'm going to let you in on my little secrets...so keep guessing! :nya:


You've been running with scissors, haven't you? As well as making jugs of cream go all frothy.

[Finn]

So then....who's for a game of tag? ;)

That game has been going on for over a year on KB. I'm managing her schedule now and the calender is fully booked until January 23rd. There is a slot at 3am January 1st if you like but you might want to reconsider.

[007XX]

You've been running with scissors, haven't you? As well as making jugs of cream go all frothy.

Not quite, but I do have sore knees...:blink: No idea why either! :whistle:

[marioc]

cbf reading the whole thread but I have had a couple of mmf's ,good times.
We used to call ourselves The Mantis and the Jackhammer.
Pleasure gauranteed.

[MSTRS]

MMF? No way. I don't like the thought of being tapped on the shoulder (and what with) :gob:

[Deano]

For those so inclined.....do a google on 'Silverado', pages from NZ.

It is based in Upper Hutt. (only in Upper Hutt eh ? haha)

I had a meeting with the organisers this week about a 'regulatory matter'.

[ManDownUnder]

I had a meeting with the organisers this week about a 'regulatory matter'.

You got the clap from there???

[Deano]

You got the clap from there???

:mellow::no:

A 'licensing issue'.

[ManDownUnder]

:mellow::no:

A 'licensing issue'.

Glad to hear - coz I tell ya every bastard was picking it up there a while back. I think it was "Bloody Mary" personally but I guess it could have been any of them

[Coyote]

ladder disparity (http://www.laddertheory.com/ladderconsequences.htm) relationship.
Interesting reading that. I've also found this article (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Friend_Zone) helpful, and kinda sad knowing I've been down that road...

Funny thing with ym previous relationship though is anyone that looked at us would think I'm much higher up on the ladder, but I was still that bitch that was getting pushed around. Guess that's basically what being depressed does to ya. I was emo before it was cool :laugh:


As for the threads topic; Never been in one, but since I'm typically attracted to the scene/gothic type lass, maybe it'll happen. Though I did play a rugby game once, and everyone piled together in what they called a 'scrum', does that count?

[Unit]

So then....who's for a game of tag? ;)
Your it...:bleh:

[Deano]

Glad to hear - coz I tell ya every bastard was picking it up there a while back. I think it was "Bloody Mary" personally but I guess it could have been any of them

You know this how ? :shit:

[007XX]

For those so inclined.....do a google on 'Silverado', pages from NZ.

It is based in Upper Hutt. (only in Upper Hutt eh ? haha)



:gob: OMG...I didn't think that something like that would exist here...I'm truly gobsmacked...

[ManDownUnder]

You know this how ? :shit:

Another regulatory issue - something about mandatory reporting of communicable diseases or summat - does that make sense to you?

[007XX]

Our dear MDU is a limitless source of interesting and diverse range of information...

:2thumbsup

[ManDownUnder]

Our dear MDU is a limitless source of interesting and diverse range of information...

:2thumbsup

Thanks but I only recognise some of the symptoms... pain when peeing, sore balls, spots and the ocassional rash I can deal with.

Anything blood borne is beyond my expertise (although I'm sure Bloody Mary has that too)

Hope that clarifies

[Deano]

:gob: OMG...I didn't think that something like that would exist here...I'm truly gobsmacked...

Surely not ?

Are you a bit nieve or completely innocent ? :Pokey:


Another regulatory issue - something about mandatory reporting of communicable diseases or summat - does that make sense to you?

Perfectly. I used to work at Wgtn Hospital Haematology Lab.

I'm glad it wasn't a first hand experience.

[skelstar]

I'm glad it wasn't a first hand experience.
I thought you got it on ya knob?

[ManDownUnder]

Perfectly. I used to work at Wgtn Hospital Haematology Lab.


LOL so you'd know of Bloody Mary then!

[007XX]

Surely not ?

Are you a bit nieve or completely innocent ? :Pokey:
.

I'll answer when I'll know what a nieve is...:shifty:

[MSTRS]

I'll answer when I'll know what a nieve is...:shifty:

It's a bit like a collander, but it's black?

[007XX]

It's a bit like a collander, but it's black?

No, that's a sieve, dear...:rolleyes: Not often in a kitchen, are ya?

To answer the question though...I wouldn't think of myself as naive, but I guess I can sometimes be a bit of an innocent on some things...:blink:

I knew that there is such a scene as the Swingers Club in London and New York as well as Paris, but I didn't think that there was one in NZ...

yeah, I guess that was a bit naive of me :p...but you Kiwis are so very old fashioned! :Pokey: :dodge: :laugh:

[Mikkel]

Back on topic...

Ah the glorious threesome - subject to so much mystique, fantasy and hype...

If I was NOT in a relationship I'd:
-Go for it if I got the opportunity, but obviously only if I thought both partners were hot!
-Never consider doing an FFM involving a woman I had any desire to get romantically involved with later.
-Never do an MMF involving a man I didn't know well.
-Make sure to enjoy it - but still most likely be disappointed since it would not live up to my fantasies.

Being in a relationship I can only seeing it happening one way (and I'm not seeing that happening anytime soon ;) ):
-My partner expresses bi-sexual desires. (I doubt it...)
-She finds a partner with my approval. (I would...)
-They decide to invite me along.
-?

In other words - who wants a Tui?

[ManDownUnder]

Lets face it - the ol' threesome is something that many aspire to, not many actually try, and for those that make it there aren't many that remain doing long term without permanent (and damaging effects) on the primary relationship involved.

3somes are best done between consenting, slightly drunk, adults where eveyone involved cleans up their mess at the end of the day/night/shower/party/conference/flight and goes their separate ways...

[ManDownUnder]

...but you Kiwis are so very old fashioned! :Pokey: :dodge: :laugh:

Am not! I'm in denial sure - but not naive (or nieve or a bloody collander or whateverthehell) LOLOL!

[MSTRS]

No, that's a sieve, dear...:rolleyes: Not often in a kitchen, are ya?

To answer the question though...I wouldn't think of myself as naive, but I guess I can sometimes be a bit of an innocent on some things...:blink:

I knew that there is such a scene as the Swingers Club in London and New York as well as Paris, but I didn't think that there was one in NZ...

yeah, I guess that was a bit naive of me :p...but you Kiwis are so very old fashioned! :Pokey: :dodge: :laugh:

Sigh...Nigger Sieve = Nieve. :chase:
And as for NZ being old fashioned....there has always been a strong swingers scene, and still is. Just ask Kickaha.:whistle:

[SVboy]

So ...MMF=pig on a spit?. Stirring even a good friends porridge does not do it for me, personally.

[MSTRS]

So ...MMF=pig on a spit?. Stirring even a good friends porridge does not do it for me, personally.

And who'd want to be at the toothy end, in case she clenches at the supreme moment?

[Steam]

I could tell some tales, but my mum knows my username, and sometimes looks to see what I'm up to.

[MSTRS]

Did it not happen to a 'friend' ? Or was your mum involved?
(evil chortle)

[007XX]

Bwahahahaha....you boys truly crack me up!!!:laugh:

But yes, some good thoughts in here...very interesting!

[idleidolidyll]

hmmm, far too much trouble if I share experiences here: too may know me and the missus

i think i'll just read for a change

[ManDownUnder]

hmmm, far too much trouble if I share experiences here: too may know me and the missus

i think i'll just read for a change

'ang on bud - that was only 2 lines... who is this really - and what'd you do with III????

[007XX]

i think i'll just read for a change

Unchartered waters for you then...:laugh:

So, it would seem the Kiwis are not so much old fashioned about sex, just more quiet when it comes to talking about their prowesses???

[MSTRS]

So, it would seem the Kiwis are not so much old fashioned about sex, just more quiet when it comes to talking about their prowesses???

Aye. 'Twould be churlish to rut'n'tell.

[idb]

It seems to me that it's like bungy jumping or eating kina...if you think about it too much you'll never do it.

[jrandom]

"...and you girlies wouldn't mind seeing the man you love sticking his dick in another woman", is not to me stating your opinion, but if it is, it is poorly formulated, and comes across as offensive... No woman in love with her man would want to see this. However, if you had said:

"Could a woman possibly find it a turn on to see her partner having intercourse with another woman"...

A hit, a very palpable hit!

:sherlock:

Your comments remind me of our little-seen user 'Courtesan', and her disingenuous attempts to redefine her declared occupation of charging money for sex as something other than prostitution.

How on earth does a lady's partner have intercourse with another woman without sticking his dick in her?

:laugh:

The act of penetration is the central and defining moment of sexual activity, and carries powerful symbolism. I used it as an intentional rhetorical device to strip away unnecessary pretensions of gentility and address sex as precisely what it is.

Men with a cuckold fetish (getting off on watching their partner have sex with another man) have a well-defined subculture (shudder - its only saving grace is that it smells better than coprophilia) but the idea of a woman with that desire is... rather novel. Is there even a word for it?

I'd be fascinated to get some insight into the sort of life that could cause a woman to invert the usual feminine instinct of romantic exclusivity. I'd expect such women to be even rarer than true female submissives. I'm sure they exist, naturally. The simple fact that we can imagine it almost guarantees that it happens...

[idb]

A hit, a very palpable hit!

:sherlock:

Your comments remind me of our little-seen user 'Courtesan', and her disingenuous attempts to redefine her declared occupation of charging money for sex as something other than prostitution.

How on earth does a lady's partner have intercourse with another woman without sticking his dick in her?

:laugh:

The act of penetration is the central and defining moment of sexual activity, and carries powerful symbolism. I used it as an intentional rhetorical device to strip away unnecessary pretensions of gentility and address sex as precisely what it is.

Men with a cuckold fetish (getting off on watching their partner have sex with another man) have a well-defined subculture (shudder - its only saving grace is that it smells better than coprophilia) but the idea of a woman with that desire is... rather novel. Is there even a word for it?

I'd be fascinated to get some insight into the sort of life that could cause a woman to invert the usual feminine instinct of romantic exclusivity. I'd expect such women to be even rarer than true female submissives. I'm sure they exist, naturally. The simple fact that we can imagine it almost guarantees that it happens...

Crikey...you've thought about this a bit haven't you!!!

[jrandom]

Crikey...you've thought about this a bit haven't you!!!

I spent over an hour on a Ducati on my lunchbreak, and believe me, thoughts of threesomes never left my head...

;)

[LilSel]

Interesting perspectives on this thread...

good read!

[007XX]

The act of penetration is the central and defining moment of sexual activity, and carries powerful symbolism. I used it as an intentional rhetorical device to strip away unnecessary pretensions of gentility and address sex as precisely what it is.

Men with a cuckold fetish (getting off on watching their partner have sex with another man) have a well-defined subculture (shudder - its only saving grace is that it smells better than coprophilia) but the idea of a woman with that desire is... rather novel. Is there even a word for it?

I'd be fascinated to get some insight into the sort of life that could cause a woman to invert the usual feminine instinct of romantic exclusivity. I'd expect such women to be even rarer than true female submissives. I'm sure they exist, naturally. The simple fact that we can imagine it almost guarantees that it happens...

:clap: Yay! You're back....:woohoo:

Now, that post is more what I have come to appreciate from you Dan...educated, well explained and expressed more like an opinion rather than a prejudice...:yes:

What i was trying to highlight here was your poor choice of words on the topic, which as stated earlier, can be a sensitive one for a lot of people...For someone with such a wide range of tasteful vocabulary, you sometimes resort to using crass language to define certain things, and I have often found that it was on occasions where you did not seem all that comfortable with the topic in the first place...

And it merely then appears, upon reading it, as a harsh criticism rather than an educated opinion...

If it doesn't rock your boat, then that's fine, but don't make everyone else feel bad if they are not of the same opinion as you.

[jrandom]

For someone with such a wide range of tasteful vocabulary, you sometimes resort to using crass language to define certain things...

Naughty words are my chilli sauce for the overcooked beef of pretentiously respectable conversation.

;)

[007XX]

Naughty words are my chilli sauce for the overcooked beef of pretentiously respectable conversation.

;)

I guess diplomats would have really bland food all the time then, wouldn't they?

Oh, and I'll have my meat raw, and with lots of chilli thanks! :msn-wink:

[jrandom]

Oh, and I'll have my meat raw, and with lots of chilli thanks!

:drool:

:lol:

I've already posted the Astroglide chilli story, haven't I... yes (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1261337&post1261337)...

[007XX]

:drool:

:lol:

I've already posted the Astroglide chilli story, haven't I... yes (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1261337&post1261337)...

aaaahh, yes, that's right!! Wish reminds me, I owe you a dinner...When is your delightful babe coming up again?

[jrandom]

When is your delightful babe coming up again?

Her Auckland permanent residency visa has been granted and she'll be getting it stamped at the border on the 8th of December.

:yes:

[007XX]

Her Auckland permanent residency visa has been granted and she'll be getting it stamped at the border on the 8th of December.

:yes:

Excellent!!! Be great to have you guys over for dinner at some stage after that then...That's if she's still talkign to me after today, of course...

Now, just to stay on topic...foursome? :Pokey:

*faaaaaaaaarrrk...better hide now...:chase: :rofl:

[The Stranger]

but as far as I'm concerned, the idea of another guy getting his penis anywhere near my woman involves the line "over my dead body".


It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures

[007XX]

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures

I didn't pick you as a fan of Alanis...now, I got that song stuck in my head, thanks! :laugh:

[jrandom]

Excellent!!! Be great to have you guys over for dinner at some stage after that then...That's if she's still talkign to me after today, of course...

She promises not to wade in swinging. Might have to feed her up before we arrive, though; she has a bit of a raw meat phobia...


Now, just to stay on topic...foursome?

Only if I get to play with 007XY.

:love:

[MSTRS]

Oh god, what have I started?:eek5:

[007XX]

She promises not to wade in swinging. Might have to feed her up before we arrive, though; she has a bit of a raw meat phobia...

Te he...she was soooooo very cute! (Sorry, but it was) I could almost see the claw marks from here :D

Always good to see a chick sticking up for her man!!!


Only if I get to play with 007XY.

Heck, I don't mind...but I'm not sure 007XY would see that as funny as I would! :rofl:

I can understand that you'd want to though...phwoaaarrrrr! :drool::love:

[ynot slow]

Phhwoooaaaarrr...now there is a picture straight out my mind:

007XY, me and Richie McCaw!!!! :yes::yes::yes:

*Swoon*

Nah mate Ritchie hasn't got the brains to vary or change the game plan on his own,needs to be coached.

[Maha]

Thank fuck i dont have access to a pc during the day...would rather get some work done sometimes, every now and then a thread pops and quickly becomes a benefit for the totally bored, and i can only shake my head and wonder...why?

[ynot slow]

Had a friend who was living at his place with his recently ex girlfriend,ex was at one end of home and happy couple at other,they had the odd 3 some,usually in hall when they passed each other and said fuck you,annimosity ruled.An ex g/f of mine said yes she would do it with another girl if she knew,but I said ok but my priority is fucking you not her,didn't care to have the friend,suppose it's strange,didn't happen,

[pzkpfw]

MFD is pretty safe...

[007XX]

Nah mate Ritchie hasn't got the brains to vary or change the game plan on his own,needs to be coached.

I don't need him to have brains on this particular occasion...:devil2: I don't mind coaching him! :laugh:


MFD is pretty safe...

What the heck is MFD? :confused:

[Pwalo]

I don't need him to have brains on this particular occasion...:devil2: I don't mind coaching him! :laugh:



What the heck is MFD? :confused:

It's MDF with the last two letters reversed. Don't quite know what it's got to do with this very classy thread.

[pzkpfw]

"D" stands for the (sometimes) battery operated "third person" that is probably safest in a "threesome", in both medical and psycological ways.

[idb]

Had a friend who was living at his place with his recently ex girlfriend,ex was at one end of home and happy couple at other,they had the odd 3 some,usually in hall when they passed each other and said fuck you,annimosity ruled.An ex g/f of mine said yes she would do it with another girl if she knew,but I said ok but my priority is fucking you not her,didn't care to have the friend,suppose it's strange,didn't happen,

Soooo....what you are saying is that neither you nor your friend have ever had a threesome?
Thanks for sharing.

[Hitcher]

What the heck is MFD?

It's a building product that's used for flooring. Haven't you heard the expression "As thick as two sheets of MFD?"

...

[007XX]

It's a building product that's used for flooring. Haven't you heard the expression "As thick as two sheets of MFD?"

...

You have quite literally crushed any remaining romanticism I may have had in the notion of having a vibrating bunny anywhere near my building site...:blink:

*and yes, i like using the little smilies...:bleh:*

:rofl:

[jrandom]

a vibrating bunny anywhere near my building site...

Your building site?

Good lord, that's a new one.

[007XX]

Your building site?

Good lord, that's a new one.

Well, it is...it makes babies, don't it? Or do you still believe that boys are from cabbages and girls come from roses? :bleh::laugh:

I don't mind having that little talk with you if you're still unclear on the topic...

[scumdog]

Your building site?

Good lord, that's a new one.

The mind boggles.


A vision of sweaty carpenter, spotty apprentices and a plathora of tools, electrical cable and assoreted flotsam and jetsam scattered around...you must have one hell of an exciting boudior (sp)!!!!!!

[jrandom]

Well, it is...it makes babies, don't it?

Yes, I got the allusion.

I just, you know, was a little shocked; you give evidence of having a good vocabulary, and yet chose to descend to the use of such a crude euphemism...

:D

[Big Dave]

The Police are my favourite threesome.
Then Stray Cats and the Living End.

[007XX]

The mind boggles.


A vision of sweaty carpenter, spotty apprentices and a plathora of tools, electrical cable and assoreted flotsam and jetsam scattered around...you must have one hell of an exciting boudior (sp)!!!!!!

Ok, to start with...Its' boudoir, and secondly (as I said a little earlier), it is a building site: it builds babies...or it did, 10 years ago, when I still didn't know how important riding a bike was... :lol:

[Hitcher]

Ok, to start with... Its' boudoir
You have never been to Balclutha, have you...

[007XX]

Yes, I got the allusion.

I just, you know, was a little shocked; you give evidence of having a good vocabulary, and yet chose to descend to the use of such a crude euphemism...

:D

Oh you stinkin' little...:clap::clap::clap:

How hot can you handle your meat??? :devil2:

*mutter, rumble...you must spread the love...blah,blah feakin' blah...*

[007XX]

You have never been to Balclutha, have you...

Eeerrr, yes, I did...however very briefly in all honnesty! Sales trip, you know...

Please, enlighten me , Oh Beacon of Wisdom...:sunny:

[Grahameeboy]

Eeerrr, yes, I did...however very briefly in all honnesty! Sales trip, you know...

Please, enlighten me , Oh Beacon of Wisdom...:sunny:

Balclutha.....well population probably dictates there I guess.

I still prefer twins...............:whistle:

[007XX]

Balclutha.....well population probably dictates there I guess.

I still prefer twins...............:whistle:

Err, cheers for that. I'm even more confused now...

Dan, DAAAANNNN...please explain! Cos I know you will know, and take pity on my french ignorance...:p

[MSTRS]

Ok, to start with...Its' boudoir, and secondly (as I said a little earlier), it is a building site: it builds babies...or it did, 10 years ago, when I still didn't know how important riding a bike was... :lol:

...or what caused babies to build in the first place?:sweatdrop

[jrandom]

How hot can you handle your meat???

[obligatory double-entendre goes here]

Very hot.

When I'm in Sichuan, I send my meals back to the kitchen for extra spice.

When I walk into my local Newmarket curry joint, the Goan chef out the back blushes with the memory of defeat.

I substitute Kaitaia Fire in equal quantities for Watties tomato sauce on sausages.

I wouldn't be surprised if my police file contained a note not to bother with pepper spray if I ever get stroppy.

In other words...

Bring it the fuck on!

:2thumbsup

[007XX]

...or what caused babies to build in the first place?:sweatdrop

A different recipe which involves hiding a sausage for a while...and often! :p


[obligatory double-entendre goes here]

Very hot.

When I'm in Sichuan, I send my meals back to the kitchen for extra spice.

When I walk into my local Newmarket curry joint, the Goan chef out the back blushes with the memory of defeat.

I substitute Kaitaia Fire in equal quantities for Watties tomato sauce on sausages.

I wouldn't be surprised if my police file contained a note not to bother with pepper spray if I ever get stroppy.

In other words...

Bring it the fuck on!

:2thumbsup

Hhmmmm, that kind eh? Bummer is, you and I would probably be the only ones able to eat then...the average Kiwi taste buds can't seem to cope!

My maternal grandfather used to put home made (by his vietnamese 2nd wife) chilli paste on top of crackers as a snack...and also add it again to any meals she would make, which if splattered on a wall would have stripped paint as it is... he was a staunch 5 foot6 blond terror with an evil temper on him...Apparently, I take a lot after him :o, minus the bad temper, of course...

Thing is, he died of bowl cancer from so much acidic abuse..not pretty! So I tend to go quite a bit easier...

[Mikkel]

"D" stands for the (sometimes) battery operated "third person" that is probably safest in a "threesome", in both medical and psycological ways.

Bummer - I thought it stood for Dog.

[jrandom]

My maternal grandfather used to put home made (by his vietnamese 2nd wife) chilli paste on top of crackers as a snack...

Yes, after a decade or so of work, I'm starting to think I'm finally at the point where I can start savouring raw chillis with a couple of my Indonesian friends.

There's nothing quite like it.


the average Kiwi taste buds can't seem to cope!

Oh, indeed. The average western taste buds don't, I'd say. I usually get shocked triple-takes in China at what I eat. Apparently gwailos aren't supposed to be capsaicin-tolerant.

[Mikkel]

Oh god, what have I started?:eek5:

You should have seen that coming!!!

[007XX]

Oh, indeed. The average western taste buds don't, I'd say. I usually get shocked triple-takes in China at what I eat. Apparently gwailos aren't supposed to be capsaicin-tolerant.

Capsicin is also so very good for you against prostate cancer...just thought that was a useful info for you boys out there...:innocent:

I do enjoy a good curry, but have rarely found a place that could do one without making it hot but also flavourless... You have got to be able to taste the spices, in my book!
However, the indian/ mexican takeaway in Browns Bay has always met my high criterias on this...Been going to it for about 10 years now, and was never disappointed.

[jrandom]

I do enjoy a good curry, but have rarely found a place that could do one without making it hot but also flavourless...

I can highly recommend Poppadom, in Newmarket. There's a reason that it's the second and fourth result on a global Google search for "poppadom"!

[007XX]

I can highly recommend Poppadom, in Newmarket. There's a reason that it's the second and fourth result on a global Google search for "poppadom"!

hehe...when I came to NZ, and first heard the word Poppadom, I thought it was something naughty! :lol:

Cheers for the recommendation, shall check it out.

[jrandom]

Capsicin is also so very good for you against prostate cancer...

I have a horror of prostate cancer, and do everything I can to reduce the risk.

:innocent:

[007XX]

I have a horror of prostate cancer, and do everything I can to reduce the risk.

:innocent:

Understandably...however, make sure not to have the same experience my grandfather got...:no:

[Hitcher]

hehe...when I came to NZ, and first heard the word Poppadom, I thought it was something naughty!

Like kumi kumi, perhaps? Add a whole new dimension to the expression "Would you like to play squash?"

(Even my guord jokes are bad...)

[jrandom]

my guord jokes are bad...

... but your gourd jokes are quite passable?

[Hitcher]

... but your gourd jokes are quite passable?

My cheese jokes are no gouda either...

(Edam spelling checker...)

[MSTRS]

My cheese jokes are no gouda either...

(Edam spelling checker...)

But your egg yolks crack me up...

[007XX]

Like kumi kumi, perhaps? Add a whole new dimension to the expression "Would you like to play squash?"

(Even my guord jokes are bad...)

Te he...still gets a giggle out of me...Gosh, I am easily amused, aren't I! :rolleyes:

[007XX]

My cheese jokes are no gouda either...

(Edam spelling checker...)

That should really go in your grated hits...

*I'm hungry now, I don't know why...*

Now the interesting question would be: If someone was to think of a third person while engaging in sexual relations with their partner, would that be a threesome?

and more to the point, is that considered cheating? :shifty:

*sits back to watch the show...*

[MSTRS]

Now the interesting question would be: If someone was to think of a third person while engaging in sexual relations with their partner, would that be a threesome?

and more to the point, is that considered cheating?

Threesome? Maybe. Inspiration? Definitely. Cheating? Only if you believe that to think it is to do it.

[Colapop]

I think therefore I am

[007XX]

Threesome? Maybe. Inspiration? Definitely. Cheating? Only if you believe that to think it is to do it.

:D Once again, you and I agree...but I think the issue of whether it is cheating or not is a little more intricate than that...

It really would depend on what intensity the thoughts are taking, how much it actually "helps" with that person's capacity to make woopee with their partner, and even what sorts of feelings are involved in the mere thinking of that third party.

(e.g:Some years ago, I had a girlfriend who could only have sex with her man if she thought of her ex...that to me is cheating and fairly twisted, as well as dishonnest. I guess some individuals have a few too many loose kangaroos in the top paddock!)

This obviously would be an extreme example, but it really makes one wonder as to how much we really know of what goes on in other people's heads...

[Mikkel]

Only if you believe that to think it is to do it.

Sounds like religion - thought equals will equals action...


I think therefore I am

"Rene Descartes was a drunken fart - I drink therefore I am!" (From a good song - I hope some of you know it.)

[MSTRS]

Sounds like religion - thought equals will equals action...



"Rene Descartes was a drunken fart - I drink therefore I am!" (From a good song - I hope some of you know it.)

Bad thoughts? Three Hail Mary's for you, my boy. (I could never get my head around the 'If thine eye offend thee, then pluck it out' bullshit)
Gidday Bruce.
Gidday Bruce. Have you met the new guy Mikkel?
Oooh that'll be confusing. We better call 'im Bruce

[jrandom]

Some years ago, I had a girlfriend who could only have sex with her man if she thought of her ex...

I thought that was normal for women, but then, I'm only working from the ones who've been with me.

:lol:

(Yes, there are two possible ways to interpret that statement.)

[Mikkel]

Gidday Bruce.
Gidday Bruce. Have you met the new guy Mikkel?
Oooh that'll be confusing. We better call 'im Bruce

Gotta love it (http://orangecow.org/pythonet/sketches/bruces.htm)!

You obviously know the song (http://www.adelaide.edu.au/library/guide/hum/philosophy/philos_song.html) I was referring to ;)

[ynot slow]

Soooo....what you are saying is that neither you nor your friend have ever had a threesome?
Thanks for sharing.

Me nope,wouldn't do her friend,so she said no,my friend not sure to be honest,heard he and his now wife did the 2 guys and she took em both if you know.

[Hitcher]

Oooh that'll be confusing. We better call 'im Bruce

This thing here's a wattle
It's the emblem of our land
You can stick it in a bottle
Or you can hold it in your hand.

Australia, Australia, Australia we love you. Amen.

[Grahameeboy]

I thought that was normal for women, but then, I'm only working from the ones who've been with me.

:lol:

(Yes, there are two possible ways to interpret that statement.)

Well you will be o'right cause in theory Jodie is your ex and you got back together............

[idb]

....heard he and his now wife did the 2 guys and she took em both if you know.

Crikey!!!!!!

[mister.koz]

Been in a couple but they are a powdercake of things that can go wrong. Only done the FFM - crossing the sausages could break the space-time-continuum.

Don't get me wrong, 1 was bloody great, good points on this one was no one knew anyone, everyone felt the same about everybody no one was left out and when the xy was finished for round 1, the xx's were occupied and happy to wait for round 2. Because no one knew anyone there was no chance of shame or fear of failure so it was all on :)

I know a counselor (friend) who tell me if you want to keep a relationship then don't try a threesome, if there are any insecurities at all they will be compounded real bad and its all messy.

My GF suggested doing that as a way of sparking up the relationship, trying something new... then she suggested one of my female friends (who she's never met) my question to her was "could you look them in the eye while i was shagging them?" The subject was dropped and never re-visited :)

[007XX]

What's a powdercake? :innocent:

[mister.koz]

What's a powdercake? :innocent:

Its a collection of blackpowder packed into a disc used for the explosive charge in the old style ship cannons. Its really explosive and easy to drop and blow yourself up instead of using it properly :)

Lots of english ships were blown up because someone wasn't careful to load the cannons properly in battle.

[jrandom]

crossing the sausages could break the space-time-continuum.

<img src="http://i30.tinypic.com/jt7vyb.jpg"/>

[mister.koz]

Pic removed

:rofl: just brilliant :)

[Mikkel]

As far as thread necromancy goes this is a great choice! :niceone:

Speaking of necromancy and threesomes... :whistle:

[007XX]

Its a collection of blackpowder packed into a disc used for the explosive charge in the old style ship cannons. Its really explosive and easy to drop and blow yourself up instead of using it properly :)

Lots of english ships were blown up because someone wasn't careful to load the cannons properly in battle.

Thanks for that...a little french girl learns everyday :D



Dangle Fangle theory

Gawd! :rolleyes:

What is it about you boys and your balls?

[jrandom]

What is it about you boys and your balls?

We just want you to remember that the trick is to stroke them lightly. They're not goddamn muscles in need of deep-tissue massage.

:crazy:

[007XX]

We just want you to remember that the trick is to stroke them lightly. They're not goddamn muscles in need of deep-tissue massage.

:crazy:

Hence the fact I like to have long nails...just a light, soft trailing generally does the trick :innocent:

I think that the point was made very well by mister.koz...Threesomes in theory and I'm sure in practice are perfectly doable.
The only things really coming into play which will make it a hazardous enterprise are insecurities. And heck, I don't know many people who don't have those...

[ManDownUnder]

And heck, I don't know many people who don't have those...

I don't think I do... just don't tell my wife I said so.... she scares me

[mister.koz]

What is it about you boys and your balls?

We're just so attached to them :)

[007XX]

We're just so attached to them :)

A man without balls is one of the most unattractive things ever...limp towels hold little interest generally.

[mister.koz]

A man without balls is one of the most unattractive things ever...limp towels hold little interest generally.

Yeah, all sorts of things become useless without the dangly bits :eek5: (so i've heard)

[Clockwork]

My balls are touching and I'm not gay.

On another topic, I always thought it was a "powder-keg" as in a small barrel containing gun powder.

[mister.koz]

My balls are touching and I'm not gay.

On another topic, I always thought it was a "powder-keg" as in a small barrel containing gun powder.

2 good points, tho i have heard of powder-cake's too :)

[CookMySock]

wow, what an amazing thread. I am soooo tempted to comment on heaps of it, but I think I will sit this one out. sigh.

It has been really impressive to see just how people think on this topic.

DB

[007XX]

wow, what an amazing thread. I am soooo tempted to comment on heaps of it, but I think I will sit this one out. sigh.


Oh Common...:devil2:


http://animals.timduru.org/ids/albums/chicken/WhitePersianDomesticCat_N_BabyChicken.jpg

[Skyryder]

Had a threesome once. Posted on here way way back. If interested you will need to go and search.


Skyryder

[oldrider]

Hence the fact I like to have long nails...just a light, soft trailing generally does the trick :innocent:

I think that the point was made very well by mister.koz...Threesomes in theory and I'm sure in practice are perfectly doable.
The only things really coming into play which will make it a hazardous enterprise are insecurities. And heck, I don't know many people who don't have those...

Sexual experimentation by married couples (IE:Threesomes) is possibly best compared to financial gearing.

The risks are extremely high but "successful" ventures could be extremely rewarding. (so I have been told)

By the same token, failed ventures can be extremely messy. (so I have been told)

What is your own personal risk factor, that is the question!

In seeking extreme rewards, can your marriage handle the extreme mess of any failed bids?

I think it would be wisest to address these things fully in the cold, cold light of day.

There is sometimes a vast difference between successful fantasy and successful reality!

Again, what is your own marriage/relationship "risk factor"? :blip: and even then, is it really worth it? :scratch:

Winter is approaching. :shifty: John.

[Manxman]

I suggested it (jokingly of course...) to Mrs Nudie once. She said sure, why not... :2thumbsup....but only if it's me and another guy also...:eek5:...
That was a swift end to that conversation !!!!

Nice one...made me laugh, especially the twitchy eye thingy.:clap:

[portokiwi]

Females minds are not very different really. I have had the opportunity to be involved in both FFM and MMF but all parties were friends only, no one was romantically involved with each other etc as that would have made things very difficult. It put a strain on the friendship to begin with so I can imagine that it would put a huge strain on a relationship.

If I am involved with someone they are mine and mine alone, I don't like to share!!!!
Honesty is best.... my partner and I have talked about these things and about other things...
She has told me her feelings and I told her mine. Thats all I am :bleh:going to say lol

[portokiwi]

ohhh whats a FFM and the other one lol:doh:

[MSTRS]

Lead a sheltered life, have we? F = female...etc

[007XX]

Lead a sheltered life, have we? F = female...etc

We all know that knowledge is most prevalent in our elders, but now you're just showing off...

[Tank]

I was going to have a threesome once.

I was told over breakfast that evening was going to be my lucky night.

I was told that we were going to make, hot sweaty love, and there would be a special friend - possibly two to make sure I REALLLLLY got the full benefit of the experience.

I was told that it was going be be rough and dirty, no holds barred orgy.

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[portokiwi]

:2thumbsup:slap: that was sooo good

[portokiwi]

:buggerd: 007XX interesting

[Mikkel]

I was going to have a threesome once.

I was told over breakfast that evening was going to be my lucky night.

I was told that we were going to make, hot sweaty love, and there would be a special friend - possibly two to make sure I REALLLLLY got the full benefit of the experience.

I was told that it was going be be rough and dirty, no holds barred orgy.

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:rofl:

The M^x, x>2!

[007XX]

:buggerd: 007XX interesting

Hmm...you called?

[fireball]

Hmm...you called?

how about you call me?!

[alanzs]

Raised in the '70's in Lost Angeles. :dodge:

[007XX]

how about you call me?!

Nah sorry...I get bored very quickly chasing thin air.

[portokiwi]

:devil2:
Hmm...you called?:devil2:

[Kittyhawk]

hmm....lol thought it was called a private life for a reason :sleep:

secrets are good, especially the wet type:shutup:

[007XX]

:devil2::devil2:

You wouldn't be so keen to establish contact if you knew what I look like...Hambeast barely starts to describe it.

[portokiwi]

:not: Well done. I cant wait to start going for some good rides. i am too soft at the moment as I hate the cold....... Only ride to work and pick up the boy from school.
My lady and I go for our Sunday ride (depending on work) and have a latte in mission bay.;)getting into this Auckland coffee drinking.
Looking forward to meeting all you other guys and ladies out there.

[Trudes]

You wouldn't be so keen to establish contact if you knew what I look like...Hambeast barely starts to describe it.

Oh bollocks, you're a sexy bitch, yes you are!:love:

[007XX]

:not: Well done. I cant wait to start going for some good rides. i am too soft at the moment as I hate the cold....... Only ride to work and pick up the boy from school.
My lady and I go for our Sunday ride (depending on work) and have a latte in mission bay.;)getting into this Auckland coffee drinking.
Looking forward to meeting all you other guys and ladies out there.

Looking forward to meeting you too Portokiwi... and don't believe everything you read on here of course



Oh bollocks, you're a sexy bitch, yes you are!:love:

Oh sweety! You know I love you too...beauty is in the eye of the beholder though, eh?
*and I think you're just gorgeous* Nigel reading this btw? :)

[portokiwi]

[QUOTE=007XX;1612554]Looking forward to meeting you too Portokiwi... and don't believe everything you read on here of course
:innocent: I am a very shy in person :msn-wink: untill you get to know me.... lol.
No I am shy.
I have to say its great waving to the other bikes even the scooters wave back.

[007XX]

[QUOTE=007XX;1612554]Looking forward to meeting you too Portokiwi... and don't believe everything you read on here of course
:innocent: I am a very shy in person :msn-wink: untill you get to know me.... lol.
No I am shy.
I have to say its great waving to the other bikes even the scooters wave back.

Don't you dare turn this thread into an other dreaded "wave thread", cos I'll spank you myself.

back on topic please...moving on , nothing to see here.

[Maha]

[QUOTE=007XX;1612554]Looking forward to meeting you too Portokiwi... and don't believe everything you read on here of course
:innocent: I am a very shy in person :msn-wink: untill you get to know me.... lol.
No I am shy.
I have to say its great waving to the other bikes even the scooters wave back.


The scooter riders wave (solly Y) cos they need all the mates they can muster.......oh, and I am shy too, so you are in good company :eek:
Get your arse down the Auckland on the 28th (I see you visit Mission Bay so you go right past the Helicopter Base) and come and say hello, theres 40 plus registered to get onto the Base at this stage.

[portokiwi]

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The scooter riders wave (solly Y) cos they need all the mates they can muster.......oh, and I am shy too, so you are in good company :eek:
Get your arse down the Auckland on the 28th (I see you visit Mission Bay so you go right past the Helicopter Base) and come and say hello, theres 40 plus registered to get onto the Base at this stage.
Wish I could mate, I am working on the 28th and 29th enjoyment of working 4 on 4 off. looking forward to this sunday off though.
Hay do they they still sell the westpac toy helos there???? the one with the stretcher that comes out?

[portokiwi]

Don't you dare turn this thread into an other dreaded "wave thread", cos I'll spank you myself.
Ohhh Sorry Miss 007XX:weep: I have been bad

[Maha]

Hay do they they still sell the westpac toy helos there???? the one with the stretcher that comes out?

Not sure, but more than likely....we are planning on having some on the day.

[avgas]

I would like to get a lovely lady/girl drunk with my girlfriend (bottle of Midori works the trick) and let them have a bit of fun.
Previous attempts of this while not be unsuccessful have not got the home run yet. Camera does not have to be involved but can be included if required.
PM me for details.

[Coyote]

At the pub the other night, my girlfriend had a bit to drink. She said to a friend of hers though made sure I heard it that if she was to ever to have a threesome, it'd be an FFM type, as she'd have "one of each". She then looked at me and smiled.

Is it a trap?

[Mikkel]

Is it a trap?

Fuck yes!

Doesn't mean you shouldn't just square it off and head right into it though :clap:

[MSTRS]

At the pub the other night, my girlfriend had a bit to drink. She said to a friend of hers though made sure I heard it that if she was to ever to have a threesome, it'd be an FFM type, as she'd have "one of each". She then looked at me and smiled.

Is it a trap?

Of course it is...anything said whilst she is squiffy will be used against you if you try to 'collect'.
Cutting it off yourself will involve less pain.

[alanzs]

At the pub the other night, my girlfriend had a bit to drink. She said to a friend of hers though made sure I heard it that if she was to ever to have a threesome, it'd be an FFM type, as she'd have "one of each". She then looked at me and smiled.

Is it a trap?

Sounds like an invitation. But then invitation to one person is another persons trap. "Trapped between two hot women." :2thumbsup

[Coyote]

Fuck yes!

Doesn't mean you shouldn't just square it off and head right into it though :clap:
I already read Best Case Scenario (meant to give my mate that book back) which warned, when asked if you want a threesome, to first not say "is the pope Catholic?! and secondly, not immediately mention names because the question may have been intended to find out which friend of hers you've got the hots for. It's best to ask "who did you have in mind?".

She's more than enough as it is, I'm happy to wait until she starts the ball rolling. I'm only keen if she is, cause then it's not really cheating on the other is it?

Of course it is...anything said whilst she is squiffy will be used against you if you try to 'collect'.
Cutting it off yourself will involve less pain.
A few things she's said have led to some good times. Can't walk past a park bench without giggling now.

I don't talk to hXc about this stuff in case you were wondering.

[Coyote]

Sounds like an invitation. But then invitation to one person is another persons trap. "Trapped between two hot women." :2thumbsup
The cheese in a mouse trap is an invitation...

[sinfull]

At the pub the other night, my girlfriend had a bit to drink. She said to a friend of hers though made sure I heard it that if she was to ever to have a threesome, it'd be an FFM type, as she'd have "one of each". She then looked at me and smiled.

Is it a trap?

Haha hell yeah but don't write it off lol
If you want it , you'll be a cad and just want sex with other women
If you let her initiate it and be a jock at the time you'll just be a jock
If you relax and it happens naturally, sit back, enjoy the show, make yr woman the centre of attention and you MIGHT just enjoy it !
If you squirm and say no cause your scared of losing her to another woman, heres my number to give her !

[alanzs]

The cheese in a mouse trap is an invitation...

No, it's bait... :yes:

[Coyote]

Haha hell yeah but don't write it off lol
If you want it , you'll be a cad and just want sex with other women
If you let her initiate it and be a jock at the time you'll just be a jock
If you relax and it happens naturally, sit back, enjoy the show, make yr woman the centre of attention and you MIGHT just enjoy it !
If you squirm and say no cause your scared of losing her to another woman, heres my number to give her !
Think I've already said I'll do what you've just said, Seems like the logical path. Except giving her your number :bleh:

[Coyote]

No, it's bait... :yes:
Haha, that's a point...

[avgas]

Are you sure she was talking about you? Mabey they know something you dont.

[sinfull]

Think I've already said I'll do what you've just said, Seems like the logical path. Except giving her your number :bleh:

Awwww :( But i'm a lesbian !!!!:drool:
Known it since i first seen a girl on girl movie !
Hell them girls weren't doing nothin i wouldn't do, so i must be !

[Coyote]

Are you sure she was talking about you? Mabey they know something you dont.
That would suck.

I'm fairly confident that she's sticking with me though :D

[Coyote]

Awwww :( But i'm a lesbian !!!!:drool:
Known it since i first seen a girl on girl movie !
Hell them girls weren't doing nothin i wouldn't do, so i must be !
That makes sense. Shit, I must be one too!

[portokiwi]

Not quite, but I do have sore knees...:blink: No idea why either! :whistle:

you been washing the floor like cinderalla:cool:

[alanzs]

A girlfriend and I had used to have threesomes with another girl (in 1978, when my hair was on my head, not on my back). She DID end up leaving me for her. DAMN, I wish I would have taken more photos before she left! :crybaby:

[MSTRS]

...

I don't talk to hXc about this stuff in case you were wondering.

So I just tortured him for nothing?? He will be upset...

[CookMySock]

Is it a trap?wait until shez hot and about to go, and then make up a norty story about it.. you will get an immediate indication one way or the other.. :whistle:

DB

[oldrider]

One of the joys about being old is not have to wonder about very many things anymore!

Read into that whatever you like but life is for living and you may only ever get one chance at anything. :shifty:

Everything else is a bonus! Take it :2thumbsup or :crybaby: forever! Cheers John.

[007XX]

you been washing the floor like cinderalla:cool:

nah...I'm a ceramic tile layer by trade (no kidding).


So I just tortured him for nothing?? He will be upset...

Nah....He's got more than enough brains to sort it out.

[portokiwi]

[QUOTE=007XX;1613675]nah...I'm a ceramic tile layer by trade (no kidding).

:laugh: ahhh so you are good with your hands

[MSTRS]

nah...I'm a ceramic tile layer by trade (no kidding).

:laugh: ahhh so you are good with your hands

Nah...she's saying she thinks she's a chicken...sort of :shifty:

[sinfull]

Nah...she's saying she thinks she's a chicken...sort of :shifty:

Haha flash back of the devils rejects there !

[007XX]

:laugh: ahhh so you are good with your hands

Jack of all trades, master of none...could be my life's epitath.


Nah...she's saying she thinks she's a chicken...sort of :shifty:

Come closer and say that again.


Haha flash back of the devils rejects there !

haven't seen that one, sorry.

[MSTRS]

Come closer and say that again.


I might be smart-mouthed, but I aint stoopid...:bleh:

[007XX]

I might be smart-mouthed, but I aint stoopid...:bleh:

Well, I knew that already, given your choice for a wife...I'll just get her to bash you on my behalf *sweet smile*

[MSTRS]

Well, I knew that already, given your choice for a wife...I'll just get her to bash you on my behalf *sweet smile*

Is that your idea of F FM ?

[NZsarge]

Is that your idea of F FM ?

:lol: Hah, in this case I think it's the best you can expect....

[MSTRS]

:lol: Hah, in this case I think it's the best you can expect....
yes indeed
You did note one F was somewhat removed from the equation?

[007XX]

yes indeed
You did note one F was somewhat removed from the equation?

What would the fun part be in that? Besides, we girls tend to have way more fun as soon as we remove the M out of the equation...

*sits back, grabs popcorn, awaiting for the feminists lynch mob...*

[NZsarge]

yes indeed
You did note one F was somewhat removed from the equation?

I did note that but now I understand why. :yes::D

[007XX]

I did note that but now I understand why. :yes::D

Or so you think..."beware your mind, for it betrays you."

[buellbabe]

3somes... there was this time... no not talking about me!
But there was this time over in London, the flatties had been to town the night before and we had some stayers-over... well the next day my best mate gets me alone and says "OMG! I just have to tell ya something!" Turns out that she and her fiance and their mutual mate (another bloke) had a threesome the night before and she was BUZZING!
She told me all about it and made me swear not to say anything (hey that was over 10 yrs ago and the statute of limitations is well over!).
But the funny thing is that during the same day her fiance also approached me and told me his version and then later on their mate did as well...

So I got to hear 3 different sizzling versions and by all accounts it was fantastic for all concerned.
:clap:

[MSTRS]

What would the fun part be in that? Besides, we girls tend to have way more fun as soon as we remove the M out of the equation...

*sits back, grabs popcorn, awaiting for the feminists lynch mob...*

FF . M
??

[007XX]

FF . M
??

Is that an invitation?

[portokiwi]

:innocent:with toys:innocent::wari:

[Her_C4]

Interesting thread...

In my (muuuuch) younger days I have to admit to quite some curiosity about this very same subject (along with a number of similar 'taboo' subjects). ;)

I have to say that I MUCH prefer FMM :cool: all that attention is mindblowing really .:devil2:

[NZsarge]

Or so you think..."beware your mind, for it betrays you."

No head games please.... i'm happy with my understanding of it.... i think :scratch:

[007XX]

No head games please.... i'm happy with my understanding of it.... i think :scratch:

Bugger, he's onto me...run away!