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Finn
28th November 2007, 15:06
Why save…you stupid?

Its been a long time coming but the IWI Saver is here.

This is far petter skeme than that Kiwi Saver cause you don't contribute any of your income, they just gife you the moneys each fursday of each week and you get unlimited holitays, sick tays and when you visit the docs, you get a mean card called Community Surfuces card, makes pyuning Night and Days pils cheaper for resale.

If you have more kids, then your rate of IWI Saver goes up aswell, its qood for me cause I always wanted a big family.

As a bonus of joining the IWI Saver you get other such benefits such as chrain hard out at the YMCA and get to really no those horses your betting on by spending quality time at the TAB whilst the kids stand outside watching and apsorbing the petting strategy.

Aslo beofore I's forget, if you demonstrate that you are really poor, than IWI Saver could kive you the house you alfawys dreamed if to stay in at pelow market falue. And as a bonus your neighpours are mostly your cousins so its community atmosfer ay.

Apply now at your local Work and Income store. PS...its a kood job Bridgcorp got wasted cause I owe them founsands when I pought my Mazda Pongo van last week, oderwise it coudve been repossesioned.

Okay, it's a bit lame.

judecatmad
28th November 2007, 15:10
Must spread rep around blah de blah............

:rofl:

janno
28th November 2007, 15:27
Iwi saver with an Island accent?

Finn
28th November 2007, 15:31
Iwi saver with an Island accent?

Ever given much thought to the size of that huge lake around New Plymouth and the fact that it's tidal and rather salty? Well the same lake works it's way right around NZ...

deanohit
28th November 2007, 15:39
Na man, thats funny as! Just a bummer it's true.

SwanTiger
28th November 2007, 16:09
I came up with a new truth today.

Maoris steal and brag about it.
Pakehas steal and lie about it.

janno
28th November 2007, 16:38
Ever given much thought to the size of that huge lake around New Plymouth and the fact that it's tidal and rather salty? Well the same lake works it's way right around NZ...

I try to avoid thinking. It's been successful so far . . .

mynameis
29th November 2007, 23:22
Lolz..Yeee boo dats saw chuu aye. You're sad Finn! Bored eh. Good laugh though fella!!

mynameis
29th November 2007, 23:25
Didn't know you had such an artistic ability to imitate your fellow brothers who you work very hard for and pay taxes to help fund Iwi Saver :lol:

howdamnhard
29th November 2007, 23:32
HA,HA,HA very good:killingme:killingme:rofl: