The future of men's bathing suits..

[Elise]

Just in time for summer??

:pinch:

[007XX]

Just in time for summer??

:pinch:

What swimsuit??? I'm sorry, can anyone see an actual swimsuit?

All I can see are luscious, toned and lovely muscles with a delicate tan on pic 2 and 3 that just begs for a little :bleh:

Ok, sorry, I'll go and have a breather somewhere else...:o

[jrandom]

I rather suspect that you ladies are the secondary market for those tantalising images...

[Harry33]

I rather suspect that you ladies are the secondary market for those tantalising images...

What he said, I think more for the gay market.

More importantly why the fuck did I even look at this thread...Shit wears the wife.

[janno]

Ick!! That just looks like gay pr0n to me!! Double Ick!!

Can just imagine how well the first one would stay on at the beach when the surf's up. Don't know what it is, I'm not the least bit bi, but I'd rather look at a gorgeous natural woman in a scanty bikini any day.

[MSTRS]

...Shit wears the wife.

Suggest she increases her fibre intake....

[Freakshow]

Firstly why did I think I would find something useful or interesting in here!

Secondly how could the first be comfortable???

[Ocean1]

I'd rather look at a gorgeous natural woman in a scanty bikini any day.

...Who's scanty bikini has suffered the depredations of the surf...

[007XX]

...Who's scanty bikini has suffered the depredations of the surf...

What do you mean? Like this one perhaps??? :innocent:

:lol:

[Ocean1]

What do you mean? Like this one perhaps??? :innocent:

:lol:

You have a horibly distorted concept of what represents a gorgeous scantilly clad woman. I'd edumicat ya, but I wouldn't want to distract the boys from their work.

[MSTRS]

You have a horibly distorted concept of what represents a gorgeous scantilly clad woman. I'd edumicat ya, but I wouldn't want to distract the boys from their work.

Go on. We want to be distracted...

[007XX]

You have a horibly distorted concept of what represents a gorgeous scantilly clad woman. I'd edumicat ya, but I wouldn't want to distract the boys from their work.

Hmmm...and maybe I was just trying to keep this thread on topic! :bleh:

It is titled "The future of men's bathing suits" isn't it?

[Steam]

I think most women wouldn't want to see the average kiwi male in one of those things. Podgy, pasty white, hairy, with knobbly knees and little beer guts. Wearing only a tiny tight bit of lycra.

[Ocean1]

Go on. We want to be distracted...

I would, but...

A. I don't have a really good example available.
B. I'm off out and can't go find one.


Hmmm...and maybe I was just trying to keep this thread on topic! :bleh:

It is titled "The future of men's bathing suits" isn't it?

Yeah, but you're outnumbered, and we don't want to see it.

[MSTRS]

Hmmm...and maybe I was just trying to keep this thread on topic! :bleh:

It is titled "The future of men's bathing suits" isn't it?

Yes, you are quite right. So...no, distraction will not be a happening thing.

[007XX]

Yeah, but you're outnumbered, and we don't want to see it.

What?? You don't want to see me outnumbered? :blink: (that's either very sweet or profoundly disturbing :laugh:)

Or, if you're just being a grumpy gut, may I suggest visiting such delightful thread as the :"Tits and Arse" or "Girls in bikini" ? :innocent:

Here is Girl's territory...:devil2: :2thumbsup

[Steam]

I'd feel more comfortable wearing this nice woolen number. But it's not really about what I would prefer to wear, is it?

[007XX]

Yes, you are quite right. So...no, distraction will not be a happening thing.

:hug: feel more than welcome posting pics of toned young male athletes in bathing suits though...:yes:

*goes off to find some of them cuties...hehe*

[Elise]

Here is Girl's territory...:devil2: :2thumbsup

Thats why i posted it in "biker angels" forum :bleh:

[Elise]

I'd feel more comfortable wearing this nice woolen number. But it's not really about what I would prefer to wear, is it?

No sorry, but you could start another post which could be? :)

[jrandom]

*goes off to find some of them cuties...hehe*

Pfft. You and your emo runts in clingy undies.

I know what I'd want if I were a girl.

<img src="http://images.art.com/images/-/Arnold-Schwarzenegger---Conan-the-Barbarian--C10102051.jpeg"/>

[jrandom]

And forget posing at the beach. Let's have some photos with a bit of fucking testosterone, eh?

<img src="http://i14.tinypic.com/6ymlj89.jpg"/>

That's a 292kg deadlift in progress, folks.

:Punk:

[007XX]

Thats why i posted it in "biker angels" forum :bleh:

Yep... funny how the boys are so very supportive and happy whn I post lots of piccies of girlies in various states of undress...But ask them to return the favour, and zilch...

:spanking:


Pfft. You and your emo runts in clingy undies.

I know what I'd want if I were a girl.

<img src="http://images.art.com/images/-/Arnold-Schwarzenegger---Conan-the-Barbarian--C10102051.jpeg"/>

Aaaaaaahhh, that's more like it...As usual Mr Jrandom, love your work!!!!:hug:

Edit: this was posted before that last atrocity...ya should be ashamed of yourself!

[MSTRS]

Oh dear...this is getting....something...dunno... *retreats hastily, laying down chaff and flares*

[jrandom]

this was posted before that last atrocity...

Pictures of muscles are good, but a picture of muscles being used is an atrocity? How do you think Arnold got into the shape he was in?

Would you like a motorcycle calendar with nothing but photos of racebikes sitting on paddock stands?

[janno]

Oh fer Chrissakes.

Real women want real men. Like the gorgeous hunk below. Iffin ya don't look like that, ya got no hope!!

[007XX]

Would you like a motorcycle calendar with nothing but photos of racebikes sitting on paddock stands?

Ok then...based on this interesting theory, here is my next post in the Tits and Arse thread...which I'll make sure to tell all the boys is from you, of course...I'm sure they'll truly appreciate your perspective on things :yes:

:rofl:

[jrandom]

Ok then...based on this interesting theory, here is my next post in the Tits and Arse thread...

Eh?

What does a picture of ugly female bodybuilders posing have to do with the attractiveness or otherwise of muscular men in action?

Women turning themselves into men is no more attractive than wan, scrawny guys laying about and looking feminine.

[007XX]

Eh?
... with the attractiveness or otherwise of muscular men in action?


:blip: Whatever rocks your boat my friend...:dodge::laugh:

My point was: you are in a Biker Angels thread, about men in bathing suit...

One would hope that you would find it in your heart to post a pic of a man in a bathing suit, and that would be attractive to the designated biker angels...

Just a thought...:D

Now, if you don't know what might be considered attractive to women, then in case of doubt, don't do it...And no, I'm not arguing with you *quickly checks to see if Stickchick is going to come out swinging...* :p

[jrandom]

Now, if you don't know what might be considered attractive to women...

Mmm, of course, I'd never dream of stirring.

I do enjoy, though, the amusing way that certain women recoil at the sight of a sweaty, red-faced man lifting an enormous weight off the ground, but would undoubtedly slick their panties in a trice if they met him in person, or saw a photograph of him in a swimsuit.

The female mind is an odd thing indeed, and not always entirely sensible.

I take it, then, that you find languid photography of men without body hair erotic, but wouldn't enjoy spectating at a strongman competition (http://www.theworldsstrongestman.com/)?

[007XX]

Mmm, of course, I'd never dream of stirring.

Of course not...sorry, it is a little early for me to have a beer...:laugh:


I do enjoy, though, the amusing way that certain women recoil at the sight of a sweaty, red-faced man lifting an enormous weight off the ground, but would undoubtedly slick their panties in a trice if they met him in person, or saw a photograph of him in a swimsuit.

Yes...I have observed that very confusing phenomenon in NC...had quite a few of my mates who were Pacific Champions bodybuilders, and always watched in half amusement, half consternation the reactions of females on the beach...Never really figured this one out myself, to me they were just my mates.

Now, if 007XY is exercising, weeeeelllll...:drool: Different story though.


The female mind is an odd thing indeed, and not always entirely sensible.

Oh definitely...and for some of us, it apparently is a charm, and for others a curse.


I take it, then, that you find languid photography of men without body hair erotic, but wouldn't enjoy spectating at a strongman competition (http://www.theworldsstrongestman.com/)?

Nope.

[Stickchick]

*quickly checks to see if Stickchick is going to come out swinging...* :p

I don't swing.....I bite:whistle:

[TonyB]

All I can see are luscious, toned and lovely muscles with a delicate tan on pic 2 and 3 that just begs for a little :bleh:
Begs for a good tonguing/licking?!?!? precisely where were you planning on using your tongue?:mellow:

And yeah- these are gayer than something that is really quite gay

[007XX]

I don't swing.....I bite:whistle:

Hmmmm, I'm starting to se why dan likes you...:laugh:



Begs for a good tonguing/licking?!?!? precisely where were you planning on using your tongue?:mellow:


In my mind or in reality? :blink:

[Elise]

And yeah- these are gayer than something that is really quite gay

Thats a great comparison! :niceone:

[jrandom]

I don't swing...

:shifty:

... pfft, coulda told me that before I got all excited about introducing you to 007XY.

:laugh:

*runs away very fast*

[007XX]

:shifty:

... pfft, coulda told me that before I got all excited about introducing you to 007XY.

:laugh:

*runs away very fast*

Bwahahahahahah...*falls off her chair*...:killingme

[bandit_girl]

What?? You don't want to see me outnumbered? :blink: (that's either very sweet or profoundly disturbing :laugh:)

Or, if you're just being a grumpy gut, may I suggest visiting such delightful thread as the :"Tits and Arse" or "Girls in bikini" ? :innocent:

Here is Girl's territory...:devil2: :2thumbsup

Agreed!!!
Each to their own .....

[007XX]

Agreed!!!
Each to their own .....

Aaaaahh, now that's more like it! :first:

[TonyB]

In my mind or in reality? :blink: Erm...both?

[MSTRS]

*quickly checks to see if Stickchick is going to come out ...* :p

I don't think she's ready to come out yet <_< Perhaps if you talked dirty to her?

[007XX]

I don't think she's ready to come out yet <_< Perhaps if you talked dirty to her?

:shifty: Somehow, I feel this particular job application has already been filled! :eek:

Besides, offically coming out must be such a burdensome formality these days, don't you think?...:whistle:

[jrandom]

Besides, offically coming out must be such a burdensome formality these days...

What I've always wondered is, do gay folk have to 'come out' as straight if they start shagging someone of the opposite sex?

[007XX]

What I've always wondered is, do gay folk have to 'come out' as straight if they start shagging someone of the opposite sex?

Now, that is a very interesting question, never thought of it that way!

I guess you'd then get categorized as a bit of a half breed, aka Bi , wouldn't you? In which case, do you actually have to come out at all?

I've always wondered if Bi was seen as clear a status as gay or straight was?

[jrandom]

I've always wondered if Bi was seen as clear a status as gay or straight was?

I've met straight folk who are table-bangingly insistent about being straight, and gay folk who are table-bangingly insistent about being gay.

In my experience, though, the truth is often a little less clear-cut, and I'm pretty sure many people would feel that they'd get ostracised by everyone if they tried to claim fair dinkum bisexuality.

I don't think anywhere in the world hosts a Bi Pride march...

[007XX]

I've met straight folk who are table-bangingly insistent about being straight, and gay folk who are table-bangingly insistent about being gay.

In my experience, though, the truth is often a little less clear-cut, and I'm pretty sure many people would feel that they'd get ostracised by everyone if they tried to claim fair dinkum bisexuality.

I don't think anywhere in the world hosts a Bi Pride march...

That is precisely the impression I got. I'm not prejudiced in any way...to me, a human being is just that.

I guess it's a little sad that we still need to categorise people, to make them identifiable before accepting them (or not).

[Beemer]

I think most women wouldn't want to see the average kiwi male in one of those things. Podgy, pasty white, hairy, with knobbly knees and little beer guts. Wearing only a tiny tight bit of lycra.

Ugh, just the thought of that makes me glad I am married and no longer have to choose from that motley lot!

[yungatart]

Pictures of muscles are good, but a picture of muscles being used is an atrocity? How do you think Arnold got into the shape he was in?



Its all just airbrushing!
I have walked this planet for a goodly but undisclosed number of years and I ain't ever seen men like that.
Muscle bound, sure, but they need paper bags, or scrawny (yeah they need paper bags too) or overweight and paunchy yeah, you guessed it, paper bags for them as well.

[jrandom]

I guess it's a little sad that we still need to categorise people, to make them identifiable before accepting them (or not).

+1

:yes:

So... are you bi, then?

[yungatart]

+1

:yes:

So... are you bi, then?

Bi?
You mean the ones that nobody can trust?

[007XX]

Its all just airbrushing!
I have walked this planet for a goodly but undisclosed number of years and I ain't ever seen men like that.
Muscle bound, sure, but they need paper bags, or scrawny (yeah they need paper bags too) or overweight and paunchy yeah, you guessed it, paper bags for them as well.

:devil2: Oh really?!? You and I need to go on a little trip to my birthplace...We could call it a Girly trip of discovery...I can promise you muscles galore, very nice features, and a cute french accent to boot.

However, don't expect brains, otherwise, you'll be generally shit out of luck! :lol:

[007XX]

+1

:yes:

So... are you bi, then?

Am I or am I not? That is the question...:laugh:

[yungatart]

:devil2: Oh really?!? You and I need to go on a little trip to my birthplace...We could call it a Girly trip of discovery...I can promise you muscles galore, very nice features, and a cute french accent to boot.

However, don't expect brains, otherwise, you'll be generally shit out of luck! :lol:

I rest my case...they are all lacking somewhere...brains, personality, good looks, a bod to die for, or money!

[007XX]

I rest my case...they are all lacking somewhere...brains, personality, good looks, a bod to die for, or money!

Ok then, I will not introduce you to 007XY...:whistle: :laugh:

[jrandom]

they are all lacking somewhere...brains, personality, good looks, a bod to die for, or money!

A particular old friend of mine of Brazilian extraction who lives in Auckland entirely disproves your hypothesis.

Unfortunately for you, I'd have way more of a chance with him...

:2thumbsup

[MSTRS]

Cos its getting close to Christmas.....

[yungatart]

A particular old friend of mine of Brazilian extraction who lives in Auckland entirely disproves your hypothesis.

Unfortunately for you, I'd have way more of a chance with him...

:2thumbsup

So....what you are really saying is that your friend isn't that particular at all :Pokey:

[TonyB]

Agreed!!!
Each to their own .....

That guy REALLY likes fishing:crazy:

[TonyB]

Am I or am I not? That is the question...:laugh:Personally, I won't belive it till I see photographic evidence...or a movie:wait:. No WAIT....:shifty: a private show!:drool:

[007XX]

Personally, I won't belive it till I see photographic evidence...or a movie:wait:. No WAIT....:shifty: a private show!:drool:

Tell ya what...I'll introduce you to 007XY, and you can try to get infos from him...cos you got more chance of succeding there than you would with me!

:bleh: :laugh:

[TonyB]

Chances are THAT good then?

[007XX]

Chances are THAT good then?

I don't know whether that sentence should be considered sarcasm or plain delusional optimism...:dodge:

Sorry mate, but as anyone who's met me can attest to, in real life I am a very plain boring person...:sweatdrop

[TonyB]

Consider it optimistically delusional sarcasm...I think...

[007XX]

...I think...

Then stop...you might hurt yourself! How about you take up modelling a few of them interesting swimwear pieces for us, eh? :blip:

What with you taking up surfing and all...:whistle: :dodge:

:laugh:

[Busy]

It could be worse ...

like this on trad me (http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=129285122)

[TonyB]

Sorry mate, but as anyone who's met me can attest to, in real life I am a very plain boring person...:sweatdrop
Ditto.

Then stop...you might hurt yourself! How about you take up modelling a few of them interesting swimwear pieces for us, eh? :blip:

See now we're back to the 'private show' thing again....

[007XX]

See now we're back to the 'private show' thing again....

Oh no, I didn't say anything about "private"...I'd be good to my fellow sisters, and invite all the KB girls around for a perv!

:rofl:

[pritch]

and little beer guts.

Damning with faint praise?

[TonyB]

Oh no, I didn't say anything about "private"...I'd be good to my fellow sisters, and invite all the KB girls around for a perv!

:rofl:
Weeeeelll, as long as there was enough alcohol....But no. I'm a very shy person....

And unlikely to live up to expectations:baby:

[007XX]

Weeeeelll, as long as there was enough alcohol....But no. I'm a very shy person....

And unlikely to live up to expectations:baby:

Crap! I was already half way trough the invites' design...:rolleyes:

Oh well! I'll get over it eventually, I'm sure...

*pussy!* :Pokey:

:eek: :shake:

[TonyB]

*pussy!* :Pokey: :

uh-oh.....this all seems disturbingly familiar...
*covers ears and eyes* Can't see nuthin', can't hear nuthin' !!!