Jim2 Memorial Bikepark

[James Deuce]

I just looked out the window and at one end of the Jim2 Memorial Bikepark in Abel Smith St are 4 Suzukis.

Adding their CC ratings together still doesn't make a litre. Katana 400 + AX100 + FXR150 + RG150 = 800CC.

This must mean that Suzuki is the Greenest automotive manufacturer on the planet. They think of the children.

[jrandom]

You're bored, aren't you?

[Usarka]

Trying to up his post count :innocent:

Isnt kawasaki the greenest manufacturer?

[Hitcher]

The Exceptionally Successful Creator of Bike Parks should now turn his attention to the needs of Boulcott and Grey Streets. I have just had an earful from a regular bike parker who has been twice ticketed for parking atop the footpath in recent weeks.

[WRT]

This must mean that Suzuki is the Greenest automotive manufacturer on the planet. They think of the children.

Of course. Have you not seen the Vitara's driving round with an Orca on the spare wheel cover and the words "Suzuki loves nature?"

[merv]

'cept the AX100 and the RG150 probably poke out enough pollutants to kill and maim thousands of pensioners annually.

[WRT]

I have just had an earful from a regular bike parker who has been twice ticketed for parking atop the footpath in recent weeks.

Slow learner, eh?

[WRT]

'cept the AX100 and the RG150 probably poke out enough pollutants to kill and maim thousands of pensioners annually.

That's ok - Pensioners are expendable. The Children are our future!

[Str8 Jacket]

Hey Jim, is that the carpark by the Car Clinic?..... With the Car Clinic RG parked in it?....

[Freakshow]

Trying to up his post count :innocent:


So If I post in this thread does it count???


Isnt kawasaki the greenest manufacturer?

Are you talking about the paint job??:confused:

[James Deuce]

Hey Jim, is that the carpark by the Car Clinic?..... With the Car Clinic RG parked in it?....

Yes. No. It's the Jim2 Memorial Bikepark.

There's also a GN250 in there. So that is the same cc rating as one Triumph Triple. 1050cc. If the GSXR250RR that normally parks there was there that would be 6 Suzukis, transporting 6 people for 1300cc worth of motive power. Don't often see 6 people in a 1300cc car.

The only other bike there is a CBR600. 6 Suzukis and 1 Honda on a normal day. I wonder if the Honda gets wedgies when no one is looking?

[jrandom]

I wonder if the Honda gets wedgies when no one is looking?

It's a Honda. It probably enjoys them.

[janno]

Hmmm. I have a Honda. Supposedly that makes me gay.

Aren't gay chicks supposed to be a Good Thing?:devil2:

[jrandom]

Hmmm. I have a Honda. Supposedly that makes me gay.

Aren't gay chicks supposed to be a Good Thing?:devil2:

pixpls

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[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

Get back to work Jim
- lucky bugger - at least you have a window to gaze out of

[Maha]

There's also a GN250 in there. So that is the same cc rating as one Triumph Triple. 1050cc. If the GSXR250RR that normally parks there was there that would be 6 Suzukis, transporting 6 people for 1300cc worth of motive power. Don't often see 6 people in a 1300cc car.



Just a few more and you will the combined cc's of a Triumph Rocket

[jrandom]

My Toyota Camry has a 3L V6 engine, carries 5 people and gets about 9km per litre.

Frankly, that's a lot more efficient than five motorcycles, unless you restrict the choice of bikes to machines that have trouble reaching the open-road speed limit.

My Zeal got about 21km per litre.

Edit: Yes, it's also more efficient than three bikes with two of them carrying pillions, particularly if you still require that all the bikes be able to handle the open road.

[janno]

pixpls

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Not only busty, long haired chicks, but bondage too. And I bet they ride hondas.

[Finn]

Jim, your shoelace is undone.

[James Deuce]

Thanks. Just banged my head on the fucking desk. I also have zip up boots. With velcro covers

[MSTRS]

No, Jim, it's not. He just wants you to bend over in front of him....

[pritch]

Aren't gay chicks supposed to be a Good Thing?:devil2:

Only if you let us watch :whistle:

[janno]

Only if you let us watch :whistle:

Just leave your squillions to me in your will, so when you have a fatal heart attack from excitement I'll be able to buy some flowers for your funeral. :bye:

Oooh. And your scoot. I'll have your scoot too, please.

[yungatart]

You know, it really pisses me off when I get hom from a hard day at work to find this kind of trivia posted in working hours.
How come I have to work so hard for two tenths of bugger all, while you lot get paid for doing nothing?
There is no justice in this life/world.
Rant over
I am off to open a beer...

[jrandom]

How come I have to work so hard for two tenths of bugger all, while you lot get paid for doing nothing?

It's mostly because I'm so charming.

:D

[James Deuce]

Shut up I'm trying to burn CDs for my music pirating business on my work laptop.

[fireball]

Not only busty, long haired chicks, but bondage too. And I bet they ride hondas.


you need clarification on what a lesbian is... :whistle:

and they have short hair and dont ride hondas thats for the boys...

[jrandom]

they have short hair and dont ride hondas...

But... can they be busty?

:love:

[WRT]

Just close your eyes and they can be anything you like!

[fireball]

But... can they be busty?

:love:

we both know of course they can! boobies are the best part!:niceone:

[car]

My Toyota Camry has a 3L V6 engine, carries 5 people and gets about 9km per litre.

Frankly, that's a lot more efficient than five motorcycles

Five motorbikes are extremely likely to be carrying at least five people, though. Can you say the same about the average Toyota Camry?

[jrandom]

Five motorbikes are extremely likely to be carrying at least five people, though. Can you say the same about the average Toyota Camry?

God damn you.

[pzkpfw]

Thanks. Just banged my head on the fucking desk. I also have zip up boots. With velcro covers

Don't be silly. The money is in pron.

[car]

God damn you.

He already has, mate. He already has.

[Paul in NZ]

The Exceptionally Successful Creator of Bike Parks should now turn his attention to the needs of Boulcott and Grey Streets. I have just had an earful from a regular bike parker who has been twice ticketed for parking atop the footpath in recent weeks.

I thought Bike Parker was now the Mayor of ChCh?

[James Deuce]

Votes for "Bike Parker" as less than flattering noun for the KB lexicon.

[Steam]

The Jim2 Memorial Bike Park.... I thought he had died and I was all like "YES! Score one for the whales!":nya:
I shall do a minute of silence anyway in antici ......................................pation

RIP.....................

.................

[James Deuce]

Fuck the Whales, Save the Krill!

[jrandom]

Fuck the Whales, Save the Krill!

I'm guessing Heineken.

[SPman]

My Toyota Camry has a 3L V6 engine, carries 5 people and gets about 9km per litre.

Frankly, that's a lot more efficient than five motorcycles, unless you restrict the choice of bikes to machines that have trouble reaching the open-road speed limit.


Shut up you - we don't want to know that!

I just realised my bike is the same capacity as a Vauxhall Viva...........

I think they had trouble reaching the open road speed limit carrying 5 people....

[James Deuce]

I'm guessing Heineken.

A Single Mac's Gold.

I have just done a lap of the floor, smashing the unopened bags of chips. It's fun to see people's faces when they realise that there is only spud rubble in that bag labeled; "Onion & Balsamic Vinegar".

[jrandom]

I have just done a lap of the floor, smashing the unopened bags of chips. It's fun to see people's faces when they realise that there is only spud rubble in that bag labeled; "Onion & Balsamic Vinegar".

It takes a special man to make sociopathy so lovable.

[Swoop]

Yes. No. It's the Jim2 Memorial Bikepark. I wonder if the Honda gets wedgies when no one is looking?
Or if the Honda give it's OWn wedgies for fun?
What's this "memorial" stuff, anyway?

You know, it really pisses me off when I get hom from a hard day at work to find this kind of trivia posted in working hours.
How come I have to work so hard for two tenths of bugger all, while you lot get paid for doing nothing?
There is no justice in this life/world.
Did you vote labour?:done:

The Jim2 Memorial Bike Park.... I thought he had died and I was all like "YES! Score one for the whales!":nya:
I shall do a minute of silence anyway in antic ......................................pation
Oh, Rocky!

Fuck the Whales, Save the Krill!
OI!!! REPOST (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=1318750&postcount=8)!!!

I just realised my bike is the same capacity as a Vauxhall Viva...........
I think they had trouble reaching the open road speed limit carrying 5 people....
Should have bought a Victor!!!

[yungatart]

Oh, Rocky!


Well....no....but isn't it nice

[Swoop]

Well....no....but isn't it nice

Flash Gordon was there, in silver underwear - apparently..

[car]

Oh, Rocky!

Oh, Janet!

(Slut!)

[car]

Flash Gordon was there, in silver underwear - apparently..

Yeah, but who's Claude Rains?

[yungatart]

Oh, Janet!

(Slut!)

Oi! You!
Who are you calling a slut???

prick

[yungatart]

Yeah, but who's Claude Rains?

...any relation to Claude Balls?

[Swoop]

Oh, Janet!

(Slut!)
So was Brad. (Having sex with the same person...)

[Colapop]

He saved every one of us!

[yungatart]

I can't be a slut ....I have never ever had sex with any man named Brad!

[Swoop]

Yeah, but who's Claude Rains?

For some reason I cannot see him.
Oh man.

[Swoop]

He saved every one of us!
You sound like a Queen to me...

[car]

So was Brad.

http://infohost.nmt.edu/~tps/script.all.dec24.95.txt

[Colapop]

You sound like a Queen to me...
Get on your bikes and ride!

[James Deuce]

I'm a speshul man!

Dude, remove the photo.

[yungatart]

Dude, remove the photo.

Doesn't Heather know.....

[Swoop]

Get on your bikes and ride!
Left alone with big, fat Fanny!
She was SUCH a naughty Nanny!:headbang: