Unreasonable women!

[martybabe]

:mad: I've recently aquired a new fatbob,you may have heard, but the bride says I can't keep it in the lounge!:girlfight: so I've made a lounge in the garage for bobby and I'm staying in there with it, until the bride sees reason ,or I get too cold which ever comes sooner!

I guess the reason for this post is to ask if there are any 22 year old unatached lovely ladies out there that would be interested in a fat bald 50 year old twat with a bike fixation (with a view to marriage).:hug:

I think I may have over sold meself there;).So please pm me if your a gorgeous bit of totty,wan't a bike in your lounge and are good at dispensing drugs for mental illness.

P.S. please hurry I'm cold.:laugh:

[fireball]

convince kiwifruit to divorce his lover...
your bike could sleep next to his!

[JimO]

the trouble is there are already too many fat bald 50 yo twats with harleys and not enough 22 year olds to go around

[Matt_TG]

LOL your posts make my day mate!

Hope you find the 22 year old, let us know if she has a twin wont ya?

[martybabe]

the trouble is there are already too many fat bald 50 yo twats with harleys and not enough 22 year olds to go around


You wait and see, my inbox is probably over flowing already:yes:

Hey Jimjim,just checked your profile cause I'm a nosey git.err don't know how to put this..GIVE ME MY DOG BACK! :laugh:

[rudolph]

she is a bit meen ay:gob: I am not even aloud motorbike parts in the house

[pritch]

she is a bit meen ay:gob: I am not even aloud motorbike parts in the house

I can see why she might object to the loud parts being in the house.:whistle:

Seen a few bikes inside, two Harleys at different places, and a Triumph which was chained to the floor. One bachelor of my aquaintance keeps a continually changing roster of about half a dozen bikes in his house.

Me, I can please my bloody self, but there's all these damn steps at every door, otherwise the bike(s) would be inside.

[Disco Dan]

So please pm me if your a gorgeous bit of totty,wan't a bike in your lounge and are good at dispensing drugs for mental illness.

P.S. please hurry I'm cold.:laugh:

Im good at dispensing drugs for mental illness... just finshed medicating 18 people this evening... *sigh*

[JimO]

You wait and see, my inbox is probably over flowing already:yes:

Hey Jimjim,just checked your profile cause I'm a nosey git.err don't know how to put this..GIVE ME MY DOG BACK! :laugh:

thats Charlie i got him from the spca he had been abused and beaten he has several broken teeth but i would have to say he is the best dog i have ever had he is smart and has a good sense of humour...some people are scum and his last owners really were........http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x67/jim157/DSCF1917.jpg

[Dave-]

everyone knows chicks dig sports bikes...

[mattimeo]

The painting on the wall - its a masterpeice! Who did it?

[Conquiztador]

Have you ever considered interia design as a trade??

[kerfufflez]

The painting on the wall - its a masterpeice! Who did it?

Helen Clark self-portrait?

[skidMark]

she is a bit meen ay:gob: I am not even aloud motorbike parts in the house


man ur lucky ur missus even lets you in the house

(his girlfriends asian)

rudi...no running in house

rudi...take off your shoes

rudi...clean up this mess

rudi...reow whipish!

[The Pastor]

im 21 years old :D

[JimO]

im 21 years old :D

that doesn't surprise me

[martybabe]

Just checked my inbox for p.m's, think the system must have crashed or something. x

[martybabe]

The painting on the wall - its a masterpiece! Who did it?


My daughter when she was only five.I think It's the Mona Lisa when she'd let herself go a bit.

Let that be a lesson to you youngsters, abuse your livers :drinkup: and your eyes will end up on your forehead.:yes:

[martybabe]

thats Charlie i got him from the spca he had been abused and beaten he has several broken teeth but i would have to say he is the best dog i have ever had he is smart and has a good sense of humour...some people are scum and his last owners really were........http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x67/jim157/DSCF1917.jpg

Nice dog,glad he's got a good home now. Ours is called foggy, soft as,loves people,gettin on a bit tho 10 now. She's just flown 12000 miles to be with us and we're so glad...I think.:rolleyes:

[jtzzr]

im 21 years old :D

Mate didn`t know you were into 50yr old bald guys.

[martybabe]

Im good at dispensing drugs for mental illness... just finished medicating 18 people this evening... *sigh*


Yeah that's the brides profession as well. :niceone:Good on ya DD a valuable job mate but I think you must not have seen the totty part of the job description.:doctor:

Note to self....use the muti quote thing you arse.:rolleyes:

[jtzzr]

Just checked my inbox for p.m's, think the system must have crashed or something. x

No doubt mate ,you`ve probably had soooooo many Pm`s and emails your computer is overloaded and ca`nt cope, Good thread mate ,a halarious way to start the day. Bling Bling

[smoky]

Get ya balls outa her purse, move the bike back into the house, and tell her she can sleep in the ********* garage if she doesn't like it - and while she's heading out there tell her to cook you some ******** eggs








Gotta go now - before she catches me making a post instead of cleaning the bathroom

[JimO]

Nice dog,glad he's got a good home now. Ours is called foggy, soft as,loves people,gettin on a bit tho 10 now. She's just flown 12000 miles to be with us and we're so glad...I think.:rolleyes:

the only downside is he moults something terrible and the fur is short and stiff so it gets into everything

[martybabe]

Gotta go now - before she catches me making a post instead of cleaning the bathroom[/QUOTE]

:rofl::rofl: Yeah smoky...They dunno what the're messing with, bloomin brides!! :girlfight:

[martybabe]

:nono: Tip of the iceberg this, Hubby abuse I reckon,, a sample........

"Why do you need two bikes you've only got one ass" ?

"Well why do you only want one bike you've got two asses"

:sweatdrop fooks me I hope she don't read this! Ah the kinda bannter only lovers can share.:bash:

What is the matter with my p.m. inbox? I've only had one reply from a girl called -Harry! :sweatdrop:sweatdrop

[Skyryder]

:mad: I've recently aquired a new fatbob,you may have heard, but the bride says I can't keep it in the lounge!:girlfight: so I've made a lounge in the garage for bobby and I'm staying in there with it, until the bride sees reason ,or I get too cold which ever comes sooner!

I guess the reason for this post is to ask if there are any 22 year old unatached lovely ladies out there that would be interested in a fat bald 50 year old twat with a bike fixation (with a view to marriage).:hug:

I think I may have over sold meself there;).So please pm me if your a gorgeous bit of totty,wan't a bike in your lounge and are good at dispensing drugs for mental illness.

P.S. please hurry I'm cold.:laugh:


Right site for the chicks but sorry............wrong bike.:beer:

There's always the exhaust if you get desperate. Give me more :beer:


Skyyrder

[martybabe]

Right site for the chicks but sorry............wrong bike.:beer:

There's always the exhaust if you get desperate. Give me more :beer:


Skyyrder

:lol:Well I might as well face it, judging by the underwhelming response, I'm lookin for old chooks with very low standards, rather than chicks and your right it must be the bike cause I'm obviously every ladies dream bloke .......................Think I'll give Harry a call, she's got somthing goin on! :2thumbsup

[rudolph]

man ur lucky ur missus even lets you in the house

(his girlfriends asian)

rudi...no running in house

rudi...take off your shoes

rudi...clean up this mess

rudi...reow whipish!


Yer some times i have to sleep on the roof.

"Rudi why you waste money on Harry davidson, you spend it on me"

[martybabe]

Yer some times i have to sleep on the roof.

"Rudi why you waste money on Harry davidson, you spend it on me"


:clap: Aw dude, can I refer you to what smoky said earlier in this thread, Lets put these viragos in there place, Men unite!!......... just don't tell the bride ok, I'll tell her when shes in a better mood ay,:yes:

[martybabe]

:lol:Well I might as well face it, judging by the underwhelming response, I'm lookin for old chooks with very low standards, rather than chicks and your right it must be the bike cause I'm obviously every ladies dream bloke .......................Think I'll give Harry a call, she's got somthing goin on! :2thumbsup


Crikey I take it back,I gave Harry the girl a call and it turns out she'd love to have the harley in her lounge, Ok,shes a bit ugly and unshaven but at least she's reasonable! So there you go BRIDE, this site is the place to find women, err...with stubble. Happy as.:lol:

Check out the piccy of Harry my new bride bellow.:2thumbsup

[smoky]

Check out the piccy of Harry my new bride bellow.:2thumbsup

She's the one with the sunglass on then

[Goblin]

....short and stiff so it gets into everything
Sounds a lot like someone I know. :whistle:

[martybabe]

She's the one with the sunglass on then


Smoky, your just jealous cause I finally got someone that looks like a woman, er....from a distance, rejoice for me it's a step up and it's someone to arm wrestle with late into the night.:lol: where the frig is this thread going, I can't remember how it started.:2thumbsup