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Edbear
3rd December 2007, 17:56
"Cause when I stand naked in front of the mirror I think I look fat...:(
homer
3rd December 2007, 17:58
"Cause when I stand naked in front of the mirror I think I look fat...:(

Yeah join the club .....
have some more beer ...works for me ...mmmmmBeeeer...arrrrghh
crashe
3rd December 2007, 18:00
"Cause when I stand naked in front of the mirror I think I look fat...:(

Is that when you looking at it from a sideways view or front on......?

Probably best you hide the mirror......
Skyryder
3rd December 2007, 18:12
"Cause when I stand naked in front of the mirror I think I look fat...:(


You sure you have not 'cracked a fat?' :love: There is a differnce you know.:shit:

Skyryder
tri boy
3rd December 2007, 18:12
I'm growing "Man Titties".:headbang:
NighthawkNZ
3rd December 2007, 18:14
"Cause when I stand naked in front of the mirror I think I look fat...:(

drink more beer then... :beer:



oh someone else said that... :doh:
Edbear
3rd December 2007, 18:19
Is that when you looking at it from a sideways view or front on......?

Mmmmm! Either way, it's not a pretty sight...:bye:



I'm growing "Man Titties".:headbang:


My wife reckons mine are bigger than hers! I reckon it's not that close, but no matter how big mine might be, there's just something about hers that...:shutup:
Jorja
3rd December 2007, 18:23
doesn't everyone feel fat when we look in the mirror? Just that some of us are. Know the feeling.
Bullitt
3rd December 2007, 18:24
Not all of us. Sometimes the opposite is the problem...
Mental Trousers
3rd December 2007, 19:16
Wear glasses except for when you're looking in the mirror. Blurry images are never detailed enough to make you look fat.
janno
3rd December 2007, 19:55
Eat some fucken pies, man.

Or stop eating fucken pies.

One or the other . . .
homer
3rd December 2007, 20:39
I'm growing "Man Titties".:headbang:

Yeah to
side on you wont notice them and front on you wont notice the belly
dont ask about doing both havnt got a trick for that yet
homer
3rd December 2007, 20:45
Mmmmm! Either way, it's not a pretty sight...:bye:

My wife reckons mine are bigger than hers! I reckon it's not that close, but no matter how big mine might be, there's just something about hers that...:shutup:

Always remember more than a handful is a waste :lol:
kiwifruit
3rd December 2007, 20:58
kick, punch, its all in your mind

<img src="http://livenintendo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/parappa_1_jz.jpg"/>
homer
3rd December 2007, 20:58
if you look in the bike mirrors .no problem you cant see enough......id just start worrying if your riding 2 up ....but your not actually 2 up .
Griff
3rd December 2007, 21:38
"Cause when I stand naked in front of the mirror I think I look fat...:(

Why are you standing in front of a mirror naked?

This is in the privacy of your own ome right? and Not Harvey Normans?
Edbear
4th December 2007, 06:32
Always remember more than a handful is a waste :lol:


Hers are definitely bigger than mine, and believe me they don't go to waste...:hug:


kick, punch, its all in your mind

<img src="http://livenintendo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/parappa_1_jz.jpg"/>


I worry about my mind, not only does it wander, sometimes it leaves completely...:banana:



Why are you standing in front of a mirror naked?

This is in the privacy of your own ome right? and Not Harvey Normans?


Unfortunately they're everywhere! Well in the bathrooms and bedroom, anyway. But yes, only at home, I couldn't do that to poor old Harvey, (or his customers...):whistle:
homer
4th December 2007, 19:15
..I worry about my mind, not only does it wander, sometimes it leaves completely...:banana:

I find the same