Going Commando...

[Kittyhawk]

How often in summer do you go commando? :psst:

This also means no lingere for women...

[deanohit]

Never for me, like the feeling of security from a comfy pair of breifs.

[jrandom]

Never. Can't stand the feeling of sensitive man-bits dragging around on seams and zippers etc, tucked up in cotton briefs is the way to go.

:niceone:

[Usarka]

you need to be too careful about what you eat and drink, and how hard you fart.....

[cowpoos]

I'm commando right now.

[007XX]

This also means no lingere for women...

:innocent:Only if I want my beloved's attention!

...'nuff said, as you were!

[trump-lady]

I hate underwear!~

[Kittyhawk]

:innocent:Only if I want my beloved's attention!

...'nuff said, as you were!

LOL! You're Strumpet....a category of your own....:clap:

[007XX]

LOL! You're Strumpet....a category of your own....:clap:

My dear...I intend on keeping 007XY a very happy man, for many years to come! ;)

[Kittyhawk]

My dear...I intend on keeping 007XY a very happy man, for many years to come! ;)

LOL.....:shutup:Im not sayin nuffing

[fireball]

How often in summer do you go commando? :psst:

This also means no lingere for women...

thats as dangerous as asking whats under your leathers....

[Paul in NZ]

Sold my last Norton ages ago so not much chance to go Commando these days however, given the chance a nice S or SS would be a great way to go...

[Colapop]

I'm always commando under my underwear... :crazy:

[Reckless]

How often in summer do you go commando? :psst:

This also means no lingere for women...


And yourself????

[marioc]

well i am usually wearing my "manpers"

[KATWYN]

How often in summer do you go commando? :psst:

This also means no lingere for women...

Thats all good and well......until you have a slight off or something like that and find that you have to have your leathers cut off etc with onlookers geeking :eek:.

Always good to listen to mum's advice to always wear clean underwear cos if you are in an accident it could be potenitally :o......commando well.....thats probably even worse.

I know someone that had a minor car accident and she happened to be wearing her worst undies possible at the time(some kinda nana like fruit of the loom holey things) and everyone got a good look :laugh:

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

Too many embarrassing stories re commando - when wearing leather trou - I like to protect the leather! lol be it lace, leather, satin or fishnet.

[vifferman]

Thats all good and well......until you have a slight off or something like that and find that you have to have your leathers cut off etc with onlookers geeking :eek:.
Hmmm... very good point. I'd forgotten about that... which is kinda dumb, because I've had personal experience of having to have my trooozerz removed after binning it. :Oops:


Luckily (or perhaps not :confused:) when you're in pain you don't usually give a rats about what people can see....

[Kittyhawk]

Fark....I must be a virgin at life....never tried it..Im just thankful I was wearing underwear at ATNR one thurs evening, as 2 bikers at different times of the night thought it would be amusing to pull up my skirt...

I cant begin to imagine what shade of red I would have gone in front of everyone if I was going commando :angry:

[FlangMasterJ]

I cant begin to imagine what shade of red I would have gone in front of everyone if I was going commando :angry:

Most likely pink.

[vifferman]

Im just thankful I was wearing underwear at ATNR one thurs evening, as 2 bikers at different times of the night thought it would be amusing to pull up my skirt...
Doesn't sound very amusing to me - as I'm sure an assault charge wouldn't be amusing to the bikers concerned. :nono:

[Kittyhawk]

Doesn't sound very amusing to me - as I'm sure an assault charge wouldn't be amusing to the bikers concerned. :nono:

LOL I can take a joke.....you'll just have to come along to ATNR and see what it's all about....and at least once over the duration of the evening I get squeaked...

[Reckless]

Fark I'm comin to the ATNR.:woohoo:

[007XX]

Doesn't sound very amusing to me - as I'm sure an assault charge wouldn't be amusing to the bikers concerned. :nono:

Kitty is right, get your butt down to the ATNR and check it out, great fun!


LOL I can take a joke.....you'll just have to come along to ATNR and see what it's all about....and at least once over the duration of the evening I get squeaked...


:yes: I can attest to the fact that this young lady squeeks in the most delightful way, and very readily so...:jerry:

[NotaGoth]

I'd rather not risk poking someones eye out with my nipple

[Deviant Esq]

Never. Can't stand the feeling of sensitive man-bits dragging around on seams and zippers etc, tucked up in cotton briefs is the way to go.

:niceone:
+1 to that one. As well as that they tend to get knocked around a bit without something keeping everything together... Though some of us can substitue tie - downs... :eek: :shifty:

[hospitalfood]

I only wear boxers when I have my leather pants on, because I get hot and they are a pain to put through the wash.

rest of the time I see no need for men to wear undies coz we dont drip.

[Bren]

What, you guys go commando only in summer????? I own 2 pairs of boxers, and they are for special occasions such as when the Mother-in Law is down with us....

...commando is a natural state for me!....and the wife loves it!

[NotaGoth]

So not commenting on lack of skuddies on women.... :crazy:

[BMW]

some times and it dpends on what I am wearing!lol

[Pumba]

:yes: I can attest to the fact that this young lady squeeks in the most delightful way, and very readily so...:jerry:

Ahh yes the ear peircing squeek from across the pub and you know Kitty has arrived, normally followed by histerical giggleing.

Commando, not for me. I like to know all my bits are securly held in place (especially when ziping up the jeans:crazy:)

[Kittyhawk]

Ahh yes the ear peircing squeek from across the pub and you know Kitty has arrived, normally followed by histerical giggleing.

Commando, not for me. I like to know all my bits are securly held in place (especially when ziping up the jeans:crazy:)

Well Pumba....that's not what I saw when your fly was down at Westagte!!
I was just upset that I wasn't the first to notice, and that it was a guy who looked first!!:lol:


Kitty is right, get your butt down to the ATNR and check it out, great fun!

Lube me up well then I wont squeak...


:yes: I can attest to the fact that this young lady squeeks in the most delightful way, and very readily so...:jerry:

You and I should do a thread crawl and destroy all hahahaa (actually it'll all go to PD if we did that)

[cowpoos]

I'd rather not risk poking someones eye out with my nipple
are there people that short in existance?

[Maha]

How often in summer do you go commando? :psst:


Na ah no way.......my boys need a home.....:whistle:

[NotaGoth]

are there people that short in existance?


You...??????

[cowpoos]

You...??????
I suppose if you call 184cm short?? you must be like mega-tall??









or someone got you a step ladder for ur B day??

[Mom]

Commando all the way here!

Less washing to do, something nice about the feeling of air on your bits :eek:

[NotaGoth]

I suppose if you call 184cm short?? you must be like mega-tall??









or someone got you a step ladder for ur B day??

The step ladder that you got me so I could actually kiss you at the alter when we finally get married :love:

Love you doll xoxo

[Kittyhawk]

Commando all the way here!

Less washing to do, something nice about the feeling of air on your bits :eek:

MOM lol....oh geez...:girlfight:

[Mom]

Fanks love........:sunny: :love:

[inlinefour]

Yea I have been commando since my accident. Gotta make sure your wearing good pants or shorts though. Although I'm pleased I was wearing underwear on the day of my accident, even though it tooke the ambo crew awhile to cut through the kevlar patches on the draggin jeans, I did not leave with them on.

[cowpoos]

The step ladder that you got me so I could actually kiss you at the alter when we finally get married :love:

Love you doll xoxo
yes its true folks....after years of kittie stalking me....and sending other girlfriends death threats....in a drunkin moment ,I paniced and gave in!!! the wedding maybe rather akward because of the restraining order...and because of kittie can not come within a 50km radious of me...which will also be handy for contriception

[NotaGoth]

yes its true folks....after years of kittie stalking me....and sending other girlfriends death threats....in a drunkin moment ,I paniced and gave in!!! the wedding maybe rather akward because of the restraining order...and because of kittie can not come within a 50km radious of me...which will also be handy for contriception


WANKER!!!!!... lol

[homer]

just if anyone dosnt want to go comando but wants to stay some what cool
....get some cycling shorts ,there great to keep sweat away (some what )with the kevlar and heavy codura keeping the heat in so well .
Also of course they are padded or not and can get shorts and longs which are good for in the cold as well

[cowpoos]

WANKER!!!!!... lol
your right...with a restraining order like that...I'll be doing alot of wanking!!!


Love you bee beh :love:

[cowpoos]

just if anyone dosnt want to go comando but wants to stay some what cool
....get some cycling shorts ,there great to keep sweat away (some what )with the kevlar and heavy codura keeping the heat in so well .
Also of course they are padded or not and can get shorts and longs which are good for in the cold as well
ya like lycra huh??? you and kiwifruit will probally get along!!

[homer]

ya like lycra huh??? you and kiwifruit will probally get along!!

i dont like kiwi fruit
whens you getting out of the closet:laugh:
Should have known someone would have had a smart reply

[Sanx]

How often in summer do you go commando? :psst:

This also means no lingere for women...

Eek. And I was alone with you yesterday for a couple of hours? Doesn't bear thinking about :bleh:

[Dave-]

ricky gervais goes on about commando in his fame dvd...

here's a snippet the commando bit isnt as funny nor as long as the bit i've seen

L_7XHoxUmrE

fuck he's brilliant

[Xile]

How often in summer do you go commando? :psst:

This also means no lingere for women...

Happened that while riding, I felt like stopping for a swim seeing the beauty of some beaches. No swim suit so going in underwear...but no time to dry it: better commando than with a wet salty undies :P
and..yeah..for fun sometimes, wearing a skirt seeing boyfriend, and tell him hehe.
But usually, more clean to wear some ;)

[FlangMasterJ]

fuck he's brilliant

Funniest comedian in the world.

I thought Fame was the best of the three.

[Mr Merde]

Never gone commando


played SAS a few time though

[Animal]

Frequently.

[skidMark]

I'm commando right now.

oh god no...why does that make me think of the full monty and covering up with ur pink hat?:mellow:


I hate underwear!~


now thats a nicer thought.:love:

[skidMark]

and..yeah..for fun sometimes, wearing a skirt seeing boyfriend, and tell him hehe.
;)

when u 2 break up...send me a pm

LOL

[vifferman]

ricky gervais goes on about commando in his fame dvd...
fuck he's brilliant
No, he's not.

[vifferman]

Funniest comedian in the world.

I thought Fame was the best of the three.
Ah - you spelled that wrong - it's "least" funny comedian in the world. You actually have to be funny AND make people laugh in order to be called a comedian. There's other more appropriate words for Ricky Gervais, like twat, try-hard, dork, eejit...

[skidMark]

Ah - you spelled that wrong - it's "least" funny comedian in the world. You actually have to be funny AND make people laugh in order to be called a comedian. There's other more appropriate words for Ricky Gervais, like twat, try-hard, dork, eejit...


This coming from a honda rider?

:done:

[Sanx]

This coming from a honda rider?

At least Hondas don't break down...

[vifferman]

This coming from a honda rider?

:done:
You inadvertantly proved my point.
You really should have signed your post "Ricky".

Like him, you seemed to think that what you said was funny.<_<
Yeah, f'kn hilarious, and VERY clever. :rolleyes:

[007XX]

This coming from a honda rider?

:done:

And at least, most of us are legally allowed to ride...:whistle:

[nodrog]

i would never go commando, its not very PC these days..

[007XX]

i would never go commando, its not very PC these days..

I never thought I'd see you and the initials "PC" in the vicinity of each other...:laugh:

[nodrog]

I never thought I'd see you and the initials "PC" in the vicinity of each other...:laugh:

it depends what "PC" is standing for :innocent:

[007XX]

it depends what "PC" is standing for :innocent:

Palliatively Challenged? :innocent:

[Pumba]

Well Pumba....that's not what I saw when your fly was down at Westagte!!


Well now you know the reason my fly was down, is I was to terified to zip it up in case I caught any said dangly bits.

In the end I had to zip it up just to stop you trying to get a look in:shit:

[TonyB]

I hate underwear!~ Cuz... TMI

[Kittyhawk]

Well now you know the reason my fly was down, is I was to terified to zip it up in case I caught any said dangly bits.

In the end I had to zip it up just to stop you trying to get a look in:shit:

Couldnt see anything....*looks for microscope*


Eek. And I was alone with you yesterday for a couple of hours? Doesn't bear thinking about :bleh:

You were perfectly safe, I was wearing underwear....wasn't my fault I slipped ass over head trying to relieve myself....

[Kittyhawk]

Happened that while riding, I felt like stopping for a swim seeing the beauty of some beaches. No swim suit so going in underwear...but no time to dry it: better commando than with a wet salty undies :P
and..yeah..for fun sometimes, wearing a skirt seeing boyfriend, and tell him hehe.
But usually, more clean to wear some ;)

Deary me!!!....so when are we going on a man hunt??

[trump-lady]

Cuz... TMI


Woops sorry cuzz :)
Shoulda given u the heads up on that one lol
PS dont tell the family hehehehehe

[007XX]

Deary me!!!....so when are we going on a man hunt??

Gaaaahh..does that concept still exist? :blink: i must be getting old...:weep:

Eh, but what about: Does anyone have a lucky pair of undies?

:rofl:

[Pumba]

Couldnt see anything....*looks for microscope*

I keep getting told its not the size that matters, it is the way you use it

[007XX]

I keep getting told its not the size that matters, it is the way you use it

And how many times have your mates explained to you it is the chicks' way of trying to make you feel kind of better about it? :whistle:

Can't make butter with a toothpick my dear little warthog! ;)

[Kittyhawk]

I keep getting told its not the size that matters, it is the way you use it

Fact...size DOES matter....and mine is bigger than yours :devil2:


And how many times have your mates explained to you it is the chicks' way of trying to make you feel kind of better about it? :whistle:

Can't make butter with a toothpick my dear little warthog! ;)

I wouldn't use butter in the same sentence with a warthog or a pumbaabaa....he'll roll around in it and then we'd have to spitroast him!!! :buggerd:

[ynot slow]

I'd hazard a guess everyone has gone commando,especially in summer when at the beach swimming.

The wife has the odd shit forgot undies at night in bed lol,neat surprise to grope under blanket and find happy place without having to do the two fingured waltz to get around the elastic.:Punk:

[TonyB]

Woops sorry cuzz :)
Shoulda given u the heads up on that one lol
PS dont tell the family hehehehehe
Whats it worth to ya?

[trump-lady]

I'd hazard a guess everyone has gone commando,especially in summer when at the beach swimming.

The wife has the odd shit forgot undies at night in bed lol,neat surprise to grope under blanket and find happy place without having to do the two fingured waltz to get around the elastic.:Punk:

Hey cuz (TONY B) warning..dont read

WHAT! clothes to bed???? Undies to bed!!!!
Horrible
Naked Naked Naked

[TonyB]

Hey cuz (TONY B) warning..dont read

As you wish....but what about MrsB? She's reading over my shoulder...

[TonyB]

I'd rather not risk poking someones eye out with my nipple
You only have one nipple?!?

[marty]

The wife has the odd shit forgot undies at night in bed lol,neat surprise to grope under blanket and find happy place without having to do the two fingured waltz to get around the elastic.:Punk:

this seriously has to be put into the 'funniest quotes on kb' thread - anyone know where it went?

[NotaGoth]

You only have one nipple?!?


3 actually.

[TonyB]

3 actually.

Proof please.

[Grahameeboy]

I prefer no boxers cause they get in the way

[Pumba]

Fact...size DOES matter....and mine is bigger than yours :devil2:

:blink: O.K. Not entirly supprised as it does answer a few questions




I wouldn't use butter in the same sentence with a warthog or a pumbaabaa....he'll roll around in it and then we'd have to spitroast him!!! :buggerd:

Butter, Rolling Around, and Spit Rosting all in one post. It is a magical world in side your head, disturbing, very disturbing, but magical all the same.

[MisterD]

Ah - you spelled that wrong - it's "least" funny comedian in the world. You actually have to be funny AND make people laugh in order to be called a comedian. There's other more appropriate words for Ricky Gervais, like twat, try-hard, dork, eejit...

Nice to know I'm not the only one swimming against the stream on this one...

[007XX]

I wouldn't use butter in the same sentence with a warthog or a pumbaabaa....he'll roll around in it and then we'd have to spitroast him!!! :buggerd:

Please see pic below...


Proof please.

Perv...:bleh:


I prefer no boxers cause they get in the way

In the way of....what? :innocent: (please don't say Dan, please don't say Dan...)



Butter, Rolling Around, and Spit Rosting all in one post. It is a magical world in side your head, disturbing, very disturbing, but magical all the same.

Same as Kitty...have a look at the pretty piccie...:D (courtesy of DMNTD btw...)

[Patch]

I'll venture out at least once or twice during the season
http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee149/patchTLR/howtogetawomantogofishing.jpg

[Kittyhawk]

:blink: O.K. Not entirly supprised as it does answer a few questions

Butter, Rolling Around, and Spit Rosting all in one post. It is a magical world in side your head, disturbing, very disturbing, but magical all the same.
You know you luv me!!! Its the squeek which secretly turns you on isn't it...hmm!

Please see pic below...

Same as Kitty...have a look at the pretty piccie...:D (courtesy of DMNTD btw...)

OOOER!! 007XX That's one preddy picture...so since pumba is now a pig as we have photo edvience, does that mean he's secretly working under cover? is this the reason why we get busted on ATNR? Could round up a couple of honda riders and make sure he gets spitroasted. :girlfight:


I'll venture out at least once or twice during the season


That picture is a distraction! ButI love it :hug:

[007XX]

I'll venture out at least once or twice during the season


Hi! How u doin' ? :blip:




OOOER!! 007XX That's one preddy picture...so since pumba is now a pig as we have photo edvience, does that mean he's secretly working under cover? is this the reason why we get busted on ATNR? Could round up a couple of honda riders and make sure he gets spitroasted. :girlfight:


Why delegate when it would be way more fun to do it ourselves? :devil2:

Oh, that's right, you wouldn't suit cos you're not a privileged Honda rider...:rolleyes: :nya:

[TonyB]

Perv...:bleh:
Its for scientific research purposes.

[Racey Rider]

this seriously has to be put into the 'funniest quotes on kb' thread - anyone know where it went?

Classic Quotes Thread is Here (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=2590).
I asked Frosty to sticky it last year so people could find it, but nothing happened.

It seems it is not something pep's want to use for whatever reason so I was going to let it die.

[Richard Mc F]

But of course..............vPL is soooo unatractive.............G's meh