What would you say for this pic?

[Kittyhawk]

One of our fellow Kb'ers a newbie at that, decided to make this a moment of truth between himself, his bike, and the road.

What would your pic caption be?

[FlangMasterJ]

"26bhp was a little to much for lofty"

[Ocean1]

Right, there's the apex... roll on the gass...

[yod]

glad someone got a pic of me knee down.....


:laugh::rofl::killingme

[vifferman]

"Ha! Let's see Rossi lean his bike as far as I can!"

[nodrog]

"I'm Asian, I'll park where I farkin want"

[EJK]

Hmmmm...

"How to get knee down on a Scorpio"

[yod]

Hmmmm...

"How to get knee down on a Scorpio"

:lol: i did my full on a scorpio - bloody great little bike around town and had a surprising amount of go on the open road

i dint get it quite that far over tho.....

[GaZBur]

"My tyres last better since I learned how to ride on the wheel rims!"

[Pwalo]

Even getting your knee down isn't going to save it when your wheels are off the ground.

Nice pic for the insurance claim.

[Kittyhawk]

Hmmmm...

"How to get knee down on a Scorpio"

HAHA you know you love me EJ....feel free to spank me on wed when you come to the newbie night....oh thats right bugger bout the bike!!

(seriously, if you want to come I can pick ya up, need some help if ya want to lend a hand..)

[fireball]

look im not showing off! :dodge:



BUT AFTER THE BIN

EJ told me "it felt like i was lying down in my bed".....

[RC1]

finally got that knee down, now to show skidmark how its done :shutup:

[emaN]

"i knew i hit the (cattle) ramp wrong"

[johan]

Look, I can take the corner on only the flywheel!

[NighthawkNZ]

a few sparks, a little bit of scrapping, and little bit bumps here and there... but hey at least I got my knee down :P

[LilSel]

"opps..." ......

[ManDownUnder]

Proof - wherever you find a skidmark you find an innocent in pain

[Kittyhawk]

Im getting ready to race Kitty at the roundabout!

[fireball]

"OH look there is a dollar, if i lean far enough".....:laugh:

[LilSel]

" I wonder what kinda asphalt that is... OOooOOooOOoo sparkly! "

[gijoe1313]

"Does this mean I only have two more bins to get out of the way?"

[car]

Evel Knievel lives!

[ambler]

"Must.. impress... my peers... oops"

[Elise]

Chicken strips are for losers

[Aa7]

posted in the wrong thread before. DOH!!!!! so here they are…………

Scorpio the ultimate touring package…… Bin there, done that!!!

Chicken strips are for pussies……… I even use my rims!!!!

Countersteering is an urban myth…… There's no way you can get this much lean on with it.


and now new for this thread where they should of been first off…

FOR SALE: just the one careful owner :Oops:

damn I'll show you bucket racers, this is how you powerslide in the corners :scooter::scooter:

Sorry EJ, i couldn't help myself :innocent:

[car]

Because golf is for faggots.

( http://www.ls1.com.au/forum/showthread.php?t=77125 )

[Wiki Drifter]

I don't like where the bus is going Mr Bus driver....

[EJK]

"Must.. impress... my peers... oops"


Chicken strips are for losers


Evel Knievel lives!


"Does this mean I only have two more bins to get out of the way?"


posted in the wrong thread before. DOH!!!!! so here they are…………

Scorpio the ultimate touring package…… Bin there, done that!!!

Chicken strips are for pussies……… I even use my rims!!!!

Countersteering is an urban myth…… There's no way you can get this much lean on with it.


and now new for this thread where they should of been first off…

FOR SALE: just the one careful owner :Oops:

damn I'll show you bucket racers, this is how you powerslide in the corners :scooter::scooter:

Sorry EJ, i couldn't help myself :innocent:

hahaha I like em all above :yes: lol

[Mom]

Sheeeit......I thought I had got the hang of countersteering! :doh:

[fireball]

not your turn today fireball..... maybe next ride

[BMW]

how did that happen???!!! I thought I still had some rubber left to go?

[Swoop]

"F*ck it! - It'll buff out...!" :headbang:

[Shadows]

"Fuck!" pretty much sums it up I thought.

[Griff]

Don't just lie there....Do Press Ups!!!

[EJK]

The truth/ answer/ real/ what I was thinking at that time was...

"Hmmm.... This isn't suppose to happen..."
:laugh: Honest! lol!

[deanohit]

Hmmmm Deano showed me how not to drift, so I can do this AAHHH SHHHIT, same result.

[Street Gerbil]

Motorcycle - $4500.00
Gear - $1600.00
Replacement parts - $450.00
Labor - $300.00
Getting your knee down on camera - Priceless
For everything else....


Or

In Soviet Russia knee down gets you.

[motorbyclist]

props to deanohit (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=1325364&postcount=2) for the poster

[Big Dave]

Manually setting the camera to 1/1000th of a second will eliminate unfortunate speed blur.

[skidMark]

props to deanohit (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=1325364&postcount=2) for the poster


oh thats brilliant...it's perfect because he fully lost it but hanging on for dear life.

and fine.....

"So thats what they meant when they said new tyres are slippery"

"I am hiro i am hiro i am hiro, i can save it" (heroes tv show)

"fuck peg down.....all or nothing"

"grips are made of rubber, rubber side down!"

"I knew i shouldn't have tried 98 octane"

"If i can save this i'm sure to get a sponser"

ahh fuckit.

edit:

"Chicks dig scars"

"Chicks dig road rash"

"balls...people without them, drift in cars"

[PuppetMaster]

Pretty hard to say anything when your laughing.




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[Mikkel]

I reckon deanohit's two posters posted in the original thread are awesome. :niceone:

Mine would be:YOU FAIL

As in tune with the pictures below.

[Laava]

Gittin 'er dun! Ridin' dirty!

[The Pastor]

If I keep holding on I can save it!

[deanohit]

Now if I just turn the bars the other way this will be the best motard pic in Deanos Supermoto thread!

[EJK]

EJKDDORAI 1
skidMark 0

[Big Dave]

If I keep holding on I can save it!

Sunshine - you should have let go of it years ago.

[sunhuntin]

"quick! get the limbo stick out!"

"how low can you go?"

[0arbreaka]

"Skins for losers, time for some skin grafts!"
"Look Ma, no wheels"

[Badger8]

"Umm... anybody got a spare pair of pants?"

"Oh dear... i appear to have soiled myself"

"Oh well, i may have dinged up the body, but at least i finally scrubbed those unsightly chicken strips"

"Why oh why didn't i buy a cruiser?"

:D

[ehab2weelr]

.fuk any one can knee-slide, but only a hand full can rear-seat-slide!!!!!!

.is that a camera????? lets try this......

.lets see if the red and blue can catch up if i do this!!!!!!!

.dry road...lets slide......

.every one i no have done it.......but i can prove it......

.lets see if she’ll leave me now!!!!!!

.i was board......

.shit!!!! in coming truck!!!....lets slide underneath it......

sorry EJ couldn’t help it......:banana: :msn-wink:

[EJK]

.fuk any one can knee-slide, but only a hand full can rear-seat-slide!!!!!!

.is that a camera????? lets try this......

.lets see if the red and blue can catch up if i do this!!!!!!!

.dry road...lets slide......

.every one i no have done it.......but i can prove it......

.lets see if she’ll leave me now!!!!!!

.i was board......

.shit!!!! in coming truck!!!....lets slide underneath it......

sorry EJ couldn’t help it......:banana: :msn-wink:

haha! I like the last one :clap:
bling awarded :)

[McJim]

"Dunno why that fella told me to change the stock tyres.....oh fuck..THAT's why he told me to change the stock tyres...."

[Big Dog]

Can save this... just need... more... something.

[Big Dog]

Sheeeit......I thought I had got the hang of countersteering! :doh:

In light of your other thread.

All Of The Gear All Of The Time.

[Big Dog]

If you drink then drive your a bloody idiot.

[Big Dog]

Oh so that was maximum lean?

[EJK]

"Now I know the knee-measurement of the maximum leaning angle"

[Mom]

In light of your other thread.

All Of The Gear All Of The Time.


ROTFL.......no more bling today.........LOL

how about?...(3)

Wish I had them knee sliders, the pattern I would leave on the road will baffle any investigation :shifty:

[Big Dog]

http://www.excelerate.com.au/downloads/ls1/ryzz/Gear.jpg

Kind of says it all.

[darkwolf]

Only need two tools in life - Looks like I chose the wrong one... who knew?