Specifically for Katman

[White trash]

Fuck it. They are big, and they're definitely clever!

Just that those that can't perform, bitch about those that can.


WE LOVE WHEELIES

Post up your shots of KBers in action folks, nothing like glorifying the actions that make a bad name for all the law abiding motorcyclists out there.

[Str8 Jacket]

I really WISH that I could wheelie! One day maybe..... I know I get a kick outta watching stunts and will admit to being jealous that I cant! :pinch:

[Patch]

Fuck it . . . . . for all the law abiding motorcyclists out there.

:killingme :killingme :killingme

do they exist?? :no:


enter the big mofo Tui Ad bout now.

[James Deuce]

I'm with katman.

[Joni]

My favourite Wheelie pic.....

Legends in action! not sure if Im helping you make your point here WT... but its still my favourite mono shot....

Life is good!

[Omega1]

Well your all safe from me...The only way you'd get my Harley's front wheel in the air would be to chuck a grenade under it......

[007XX]

I really WISH that I could wheelie! One day maybe..... I know I get a kick outta watching stunts and will admit to being jealous that I cant! :pinch:

+1...very much so! I guess you got to crawl before you can walk...

[Patch]

old habits . . .

[ManDownUnder]

old habits . . .

There's a nun under there????

[jrandom]

:love:

<img src="http://i14.tinypic.com/8b7r285.jpg"/>

[BarBender]

Buckled under the pressure on Sunday. As Mental said..."Big Guy...Big Bike...Little Monos.
:killingme

Should have taken Boomerhauers lead and used the stunt session as practice.


Anyway ...wheelies....:yeah:...is there anything better than pulling heads? No way.

Stand by
Reds at Puke on Saturday.

[White trash]

My favourite Wheelie pic.....

Legends in action! not sure if Im helping you make your point here WT... but its still my favourite mono shot....

Life is good!

Yeah, I was hoping someone would post that one Jo. Pair of crap wheelies to be honest but performed by two of the most UNcrap people I've met.

And Jim, want me to pull out an old PM that proves you most definitely are not with Katman?

Oh yeah, thanks to www.bikestore.co.nz and Sanx for this one. Not bad elevation going on.

[cowpoos]

Buckled under the pressure on Sunday. As Mental said..."Big Guy...Big Bike...Little wheelies
:killingme

.
u calling me mental??

Mr Trash....where the fuck are all the pics of you and every other clown...stunting shit face pissed...with no protection gear on??? if you wanna be un-PC do it properlly!!

[White trash]

Buckled under the pressure on Sunday. As Mental said..."Big Guy...Big Bike...Little Monos.
:killingme

Should have taken Boomerhauers lead and used the stunt session as practice.


Anyway ...wheelies....:yeah:...is there anything better than pulling heads? No way.

Stand by
Reds at Puke on Saturday.
By the way big fella, got your prize here.

Cowpoos, right you are, stand by for some very un PC shit.

[BarBender]

u calling me mental??

You did kick Marvin didnt you?

[Joni]

Hmm... I cant wheelie for shit... so I am posting pics of some of my favourite KB mono'ers....

This one is of a KB'er who no longer posts much...

Also not the best shot.... but Zed (red Blade) doing his thing with Saul.... he sure can make a bike boogie! :yes:

[BarBender]

By the way big fella, got your prize here.

"Smallest Wheelies of the Day"
Chur.

Will arrange via PM the hook up.

[jrandom]

"Smallest Wheelies of the Day"

No, no, it'll be "most impressive tyre throw after being given hints on technique by jrandom", I think.

;)

[jrandom]

You did kick Marvin didnt you?

He did, he really really did.

What a bad man auw!

[cowpoos]

You did kick Marvin didnt you?
I fricken tapped the dam thing!!! jezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!! its like he's whinged to every body about it!!!

[White trash]

One of some pissed prick giving motorcyclists a bad name

Wheelie (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=49802&d=1167718965)

[Patch]

Bloody Farmer Brown the Bully - why not Hassle hoff someone your own size :Pokey:

[BarBender]

My favourite from Sunday
I call this one...Padawon and Master Jedi...

[jrandom]

I fricken tapped the dam thing!!!

You laid boot upon the precious.

COWPOOS IS A VERY BAD MAN WHO BEATS UP DEFENCELESS MV AGUSTAS

[Hitcher]

One has yet to figure out two things:

1. How to wheelie. One owns and rides a shaft-driven motorcycle.
2. How to take a photograph of oneself in the act of wheelieing.

Until one has sorted out the above, one will not be materially contributing to this thread.

[White trash]

One has yet to figure out two things:

1. How to wheelie. One owns and rides a shaft-driven motorcycle.
2. How to take a photograph of oneself in the act of wheelieing.

Until one has sorted out the above, one will not be materially contributing to this thread.
Brett, bet ya a box of Heiniken I can show ya how to wheelie the Yammy. Then, I'll take a pic of ya doin' it.

Then you'll be able to contribute to this missfits of society thread :D

[crashe]

One of some pissed prick giving motorcyclists a bad name

Wheelie (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=49802&d=1167718965)

OMG.... are you trying to copy me..........?:first:

[Finn]

You laid boot upon the precious.

COWPOOS IS A VERY BAD MAN WHO BEATS UP DEFENCELESS MV AGUSTAS

This is true. Poos almost flipped mine thinking it was a lazy jappa.

[onearmedbandit]

A few crap pics of my earlier stuff. Must get out and get some new footage.

[cowpoos]

One of some pissed prick giving motorcyclists a bad name

Wheelie (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=49802&d=1167718965)

Balding to apparently!!


You laid boot upon the precious.

COWPOOS IS A VERY BAD MAN WHO BEATS UP DEFENCELESS MV AGUSTAS

oh fuck a brick!!! he can kick my bike!! :baby:


One has yet to figure out two things:

1. How to wheelie. One owns and rides a shaft-driven motorcycle.
2. How to take a photograph of oneself in the act of wheelieing.

Until one has sorted out the above, one will not be materially contributing to this thread.


Answer to question one...shaftdriven motorcycle does not in anyway or form mean that you can not wheelie!!! harden up and give it a go.

Answer to question two...your wife can operate a camera,can she?

[James Deuce]

And Jim, want me to pull out an old PM that proves you most definitely are not with Katman?



I'm older and grumpier, and the new me hates everyone.

[Maha]

Hmm... I cant wheelie for shit... so I am posting pics of some of my favourite KB mono'ers....

This one is of a KB'er who no longer posts much...

Also not the best shot.... but Zed (red Blade) doing his thing with Saul.... he sure can make a bike boogie! :yes:

That is indeed a great pic Joni, there are some awesome pics on here of Matt doing his thing....


My favourite from Sunday
I call this one...Padawon and Master Jedi...

Another Stunning Stunting pic pic BB....good to see Dunc minus the traing wheels...whos that coming a close 2nd?

[White trash]

Good on ya OAB, always get a kick outta your shots although it looks that unnatural that my brain constantly tells me "photoshop".

Crashe I think you were tryin to be like me weren't ya?

Here's a couple that'll REALLY get the PC brigade firing on all cylinders.

[White trash]

I'm older and grumpier, and the new me hates everyone.
Glad to hear it. When we catching up for a beer to discuss how much we hate how many people?

[BarBender]

Another Stunning Stunting pic pic BB....good to see Dunc minus the traing wheels...whos that coming a close 2nd?

Thats Death Inc Maha.

[Hitcher]

Answer to question one...shaftdriven motorcycle does not in anyway or form mean that you can not wheelie!!! harden up and give it a go.?
But, but, but jrandom said...

Answer to question two... your wife can operate a camera, can she?
My wife can do ANYTHING! She rides a Suzuki, doesn't she?

[Goblin]

Here's a couple that'll REALLY get the PC brigade firing on all cylinders.
:laugh: How was that american site? Funny as a fight when Str8Jacket got on there as Jen gives head! LMFAO!!! Talk about wind them up.

[Str8 Jacket]

:laugh: How was that american site? Funny as a fight when Str8Jacket got on there as Jen gives head! LMFAO!!! Talk about wind them up.

Hmm, didnt they ban all of us?.... Was funny though!

[kiwifruit]

I let Sally ride the TEN a while back....

[jrandom]

oh fuck a brick!!! he can kick my bike!! :baby:

Actually, the last time I saw him around it, he was stuffing mint leaves into the front end...

[kiwifruit]

Actually, the last time I saw him around it, he was stuffing mint leaves into the front end...

He's lucky thats all i was stuffing it with, eh poos

[White trash]

Ahhhh, here's one. Balmy summers evening in the bronx about a year and a half ago. Sunlight filtering through the leaves above, birds singing, and some pissed dickhead disturbing the peace on a pitbike.

Good times......

[White trash]

Hmm, didnt they ban all of us?.... Was funny though!
Never banned me. Hmmmm, might have to revive that critter. Stand by.

[325rocket]

A few crap pics of my earlier stuff. Must get out and get some new footage.

if anyone says that a fella with one arm doing wheelies / stoppies isn't clever they are a fool!
i cant do the buggers with two arms,,, and im pretty clever :yes:

[jrandom]

I let Sally ride the TEN a while back.... crazy bitch

Would it be correct to say that that girl rides a motorcycle with almost as much skill as she gives head?

[Str8 Jacket]

Never banned me. Hmmmm, might have to revive that critter. Stand by.

I think you were their hero! What the feck was that website again?! hehe.....

[yungatart]

Jimmy, those first photos don't count...they're all on the track!
How can you be law breaking on the track? Just proves you're nothing but a big girls blouse!:Pokey:

[White trash]

I think you were their hero! What the feck was that website again?! hehe.....
StuntUSA (www.stuntusa.com) but the fuckers have deleted the thread me thinks. The linky in this thread (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=31313) doesn't work. Cunts.

[Str8 Jacket]

StuntUSA (www.stuntusa.com) but the fuckers have deleted the thread me thinks. The linky in this thread (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=31313) doesn't work. Cunts.

Oh no, you dont think that we offended them do you! :rolleyes:

[White trash]

I know Sully60's gotta have a shot or two? :D

Also mate, Bruces mum gave me a heap of DVDs that I think should have you acting up on his TL in the Nui that night.

[Sully60]

I know Sully60's gotta have a shot or two? :D

Well howd ya guess?:whistle:

Heres a lame one from the buckets a couple of weeks back courtesy of the man who's name ps'd onto the bottom.

Just reinstalling scanner software onto my new computer (fast one this, Power commander, K&N full titanium A crop a vitch system pirelli slicks etc. at least thats what I heard when my father in law told me what it's got!) so I'll dig out some from the pre digital days.



Also mate, Bruces mum gave me a heap of DVDs that I think should have you acting up on his TL in the Nui that night.

Shit now that takes me back!
Jeez if I'd known I had a camera on me I would have pissed off down the coast road to get in some practice instead of the lame shit I pulled that night!:yawn:




One has yet to figure out two things:

1. How to wheelie. One owns and rides a shaft-driven motorcycle.
2. How to take a photograph of oneself in the act of wheelieing.

Until one has sorted out the above, one will not be materially contributing to this thread.

I could help you there Brett, I know for a fact that your bike WILL wheelie, I like to pass on my bad habits!

[Riff Raff]

I think you're all irresponsible. I don't agree with any of this. You won't catch me being associated with any shenannigans in any way, shape or form.

[cowpoos]

I think you're all irresponsible. I don't agree with any of this. You won't catch me being associated with any shenannigans in any way, shape or form.
is that because your big and clever?

[White trash]

is that because your big and clever?
Clever enough to spell "you're".

[98tls]

is that because your big and clever? Nope.......because his cats wiping his arse all over the inside of his helmet.

[Colapop]

StuntUSA (www.stuntusa.com) but the fuckers have deleted the thread me thinks. The linky in this thread (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=31313) doesn't work. Cunts.
STUNTUSA - banning irresponsible Kiwis since WT became world famous!!

[White trash]

Nope.......because his cats wiping his arse all over the inside of his helmet.
Bro. See the little symbol next to her avitar? I'm prrrrreeeeeety sure she's no him.

[skidMark]

Well your all safe from me...The only way you'd get my Harley's front wheel in the air would be to chuck a grenade under it......


best thing you could do to a harley.

[98tls]

Bro. See the little symbol next to her avitar? I'm prrrrreeeeeety sure she's no him. :girlfight:uh-huh,i stand corrected.

[boomer]

every chance i get, i'm practicing....

And to all those who say they're not big or clever... you guys haven't lived, that shit is better than smack!!! !

[White trash]

best thing you could do to a harley.
Ummmmm, know a bit about bikers sonny? Just so happens this particular gentleman used to have the most mint ZX7R you'll ever see and rode it in a VERY handy fashion. Can't knock a bloke for following his passion and riding what he likes. I'd also put money on an Omega1 mounted Wideglide over a Skidmark mounted ZXR for a lap of Taupo too.

[White trash]

every chance i get, i'm practicing....

And to all those who say they're nott big or clever aint lived!!! that shit is better than smack!!! !
Woah there sonny, don't say anything rash!!!!

[Colapop]

Stop it Jimmie!! I'm not allowed to hand out that much green!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[98tls]

Nice pics Boomer,am looking forward to seeing how the wee Honda race bike i bought wheelies,should be sweet being a big single.

[Sully60]

Here's a couple from my oil burning days, #2 is what happens when you're overexposed to 150 Streetstocks and need to spice things up a bit, hehe:bleh:

Edit:Although my father in law installed all the cool stuff into my new computer he also put on a disc lock and didn't give me the key
I think that was me trying to ride away with it still on!

BTW Jimmy, you know that I am actually quite big!


But not clever, speshally with puters!

[Colapop]

Sully - put the pics up!

[98tls]

Here's a couple from my oil burning days, #2 is what happens when you're overexposed to 150 Streetstocks and need to spice things up a bit, hehe:bleh: Uh huh.........................

[White trash]

Sully - put the pics up!
Give him time mate, he's not big on the technical stuff......

[Colapop]

How long is long enough?

[White trash]

How long is long enough?
Obviously longer than this.........

Nice pics Craig.

[onearmedbandit]

Found another.

[Sully60]

I figured out the problem............

The operator

Do top gear flat out wheel lofts on the dirt count?

[Riff Raff]

is that because your big and clever?

Yes!

10 chs bla bla

[saul]

There or there abouts:chase::lol:

[jimbo600]

here are some of my favourite KBre, and that person would be me.

And yessiereebob wheelies are very clever things indeed.

[Sparky Bills]

Oldie but goodie.
Ahhh those were the days!:Punk:

[Kendog]

My contributions are under my profile picture and in this (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=45827) thread.

[86GSXR]

I wouldn't normally post on a thread like this because I'm mature and responsible :innocent:

[erik]

need more practice, but I'm getting there :D

[McJim]

need more practice, but I'm getting there :D

Need more torque.

[Drunken Monkey]

This is my favourite, because it's my bike (well, was) ANd it was being ridden by our one-and-only "White Trash":

[HDTboy]

Bro. See the little symbol next to her avitar? I'm prrrrreeeeeety sure she's no him.
How sure?

every chance i get, i'm practicing....

And to all those who say they're not big or clever... you guys haven't lived, that shit is better than smack!!! !

Wheelies are neither big, nor clever.
But while we're at it....

[Reckless]

Here's a real bike doing a wheelie LOL. (no its not me unfortunately)
None of this light frame, gobs of power stuff in these shots.
ya have to work a bit harder on the old Z900, taken last year.
Just thought Kat might enjoy something closer to his model seeing how its for his entertainment!!

[jimbo600]

Fuck at last a decent thread about bikes and no bleating

[Drew]

One has yet to figure out two things:

1. How to wheelie. One owns and rides a shaft-driven motorcycle.
I used to hoist my XJ900 on the regular mate, come round for some pointers any time.






oh fuck a brick!!! he can kick my bike!! :baby:



Why bother tho?


I think you're all irresponsible. I don't agree with any of this. You won't catch me being associated with any shenannigans in any way, shape or form.You have to associate, who else will take us to the hospital when we fuck ourselves up?


here are some of my favourite KBre, and that person would be me.

And yessiereebob wheelies are very clever things indeed.How funny. one of Jimmy behind you on one wheel, and the same of me. I can see why those would be your favorites.


Fuck at last a decent thread about bikes and no bleatingWait. the moaning will start soon.

[jimbo600]

How funny. one of Jimmy behind you on one wheel, and the same of me. I can see why those would be your favorites.

Yep those fuckin' Mairs copying my shit all the time.

[Patch]

I think you're all irresponsible. I don't agree with any of this. You won't catch me being associated with any shenannigans in any way, shape or form.


You have to associate, who else will take us to the hospital when we fuck ourselves up?

exactly - I for one am quite glad you did - its about one of the few things I do actually remember. Its a year ago on Monday :eek: my how time flys.

[LilSel]

Fuck it. They are big, and they're definitely clever!

Just that those that can't perform, bitch about those that can.


WE LOVE WHEELIES


Have to work on gettin pics... lol... Then can at least prove my lil zzr can go up... albeit it not alot... still counts?... :niceone:

as for your skills ...:not::not:... you rock!

[Riff Raff]

I get all bubbly in the gusset when I see boys doing wheelies and stuff.















What?

This is a thread for Katman. If he can backtrack his opinions during a thread then so can I.

[boomer]

where's the original thread you talk of ..show me..? !

[enigma51]

Cant do any so posted some classics follow on from the weekends theme:niceone:

[RC1]

Fuck at last a decent thread about bikes and no bleating

thats cause :tugger: katman hasnt posted

[chanceyy]

I wouldn't normally post on a thread like this because I'm mature and responsible :innocent:

errrrrrrrrr tui add there ... btw those pics look familiar :innocent:


thats cause :tugger: katman hasnt posted

hmmm katman may be having a wee holiday at the mo :whistle: :lol:

[Str8 Jacket]

hmmm katman may be having a wee holiday at the mo :whistle: :lol:

Once he's pulled his head out of his arse, he'll be back.... :mellow:

[chanceyy]

Once he's pulled his head out of his arse, he'll be back.... :mellow:

:yes: but its soooooooooo peaceful at the moment .. so make the most of it :lol:

[jimbo600]

I get all bubbly in the gusset when I see boys doing wheelies and stuff.

UMMMM gamey voodoo butter

[Riff Raff]

It's ok Jimbo - I don't get bubbly at your wheelies!

[Luckylegs]

Once he's pulled his head out of his arse, he'll be Black.... :mellow:

Actually, he will be more of a "brownish" colour :sick:

[jimbo600]

It's ok Jimbo - I don't get bubbly at your wheelies!

Must be my engorged yard then

[Macstar]

This is my effort. It felt huge but looks pathetic, hence me posting a thread wanting to be taught how to wheelie....:no:

[Sully60]

This is my effort. It felt huge but looks pathetic, hence me posting a thread wanting to be taught how to wheelie....:no:

I love your enthusiasm but you really need to concentrate on looking where you're going as this will actually help your technique. When the bike is high enough that you can't see where your going then start looking at the crowd, cameras, girlies or boylies if thats what your into.

But keep on practicing because even the even the highest twelves started out as tiny wheel hops!

[Macstar]

I love your enthusiasm but you really need to concentrate on looking where you're going as this will actually help your technique. When the bike is high enough that you can't see where your going then start looking at the crowd, cameras, girlies or boylies if thats what your into.

But keep on practicing because even the even the highest twelves started out as tiny wheel hops!

Ha ha. Yeah! Had to smile for the camera! I think that was snapped on the way up, but I definitely haven't been able to hit the balance point (12) yet.

[Sully60]

Ha ha. Yeah! Had to smile for the camera! I think that was snapped on the way up, but I definitely haven't been able to hit the balance point (12) yet.

I've actually gotten to 12 a few times.

on my way to 3 o'clock

[Toaster]

All these wheelies are making me hard.

[Matt Bleck]

Me on ma K3 1000 :woohoo:

[boomer]

Me on ma K3 1000 :woohoo:

meh meh........ 'kin neeeeeow :Punk:

[owner]

whoolies are cool! most cops arent! some are! this one was not!

[texmo]

The first one is proof the wheelies are neither big nor clever.

[Drew]

No, the first one is proof that you're a muppet.

[Blue Velvet]

whoolies are cool! most cops arent! some are! this one was not!

LOL, nice whoolie! :clap:

The other pic is good too...

[HDTboy]

No, the first one is proof that you're a muppet.

Funny, that looks more like a 1000 than a K5 600

[White trash]

Thought I'd better add a couple of my all time favourites. Both on public roads. Neither very big nor clever. I'm ashamed of myself, I really am:(

Huge thanks must of course go to the outstading lensmen on the other side of the camera in each instance.

[Drew]

Thought I'd better add a couple of my all time favourites. Both on public roads. Neither very big nor clever. I'm ashamed of myself, I really am:(

Huge thanks must of course go to the outstading lensmen on the other side of the camera in each instance.

Piss poor, show us a twelve!!!

[jimbo600]

Thought I'd better add a couple of my all time favourites. Both on public roads. Neither very big nor clever. I'm ashamed of myself, I really am:(

Huge thanks must of course go to the outstading lensmen on the other side of the camera in each instance.

The guy who took the pic on the right fucks dead dogs on chains.

[jimbo600]

Thought I'd better add a couple of my all time favourites. Both on public roads. Neither very big nor clever. I'm ashamed of myself, I really am:(

Huge thanks must of course go to the outstading lensmen on the other side of the camera in each instance.

Jeez I remember those good ol' days. Used to wear onions on our belts, as was the fashion at the time.

[White trash]

You're not wrong my pommy friend.

[texmo]

No, the first one is proof that you're a muppet.
No its not I have never looped a bike with gears.

Funny, that looks more like a 1000 than a K5 600
You would be right my hairy little friend:niceone:

[Drew]

Jeez I remember those good ol' days. Used to wear onions on our belts, as was the fashion at the time.

"I woke up that morning and made myself a piece of toast, I set the toaster to three, medium brown..."

[Maha]

....could do with updating...:yes:
Looking through the thread seeing some of those who no longer post for whatever reason/s.
I even asked of one pic ''who is that behind Boomer''?...:innocent:

Thread title could be changed to Wheelie Good Pics?
No need to bait the hungry.

[bombsquad]

Far too much talk not nearly enough wheelies!! and nothing even close to balance point?? (apart from texmo) step up your game chaps!!
http://i828.photobucket.com/albums/zz202/H8V8S/ariepic1.jpg
http://i828.photobucket.com/albums/zz202/H8V8S/DSCN2519.jpg
http://i828.photobucket.com/albums/zz202/H8V8S/DSCN2516.jpg
And a little bit of drifting donuts for good measure
http://i828.photobucket.com/albums/zz202/H8V8S/DSCN2529.jpg

[White trash]

Ok <tenchars/>240582

[blackdog]

Ok <tenchars/>240582

Nice thread.

This probably counts by someone we know.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBz6v7I3CGQ&feature=player_detailpage

[ClutchITUP]

Thats awesome ^^^^ hahaha
My effort to make Katman finally realise his arguement is flawed.
We are human. We cannot be programmed we do what ever we want.
http://youtu.be/VMM4BPYUqrA

[Katman]

My effort to make Katman finally realise his arguement is flawed.


Keep trying.



http://youtu.be/VMM4BPYUqrA

Those motorcyclists who oppose the WRBs must be awfully proud of you.