Must Go! MINI FOR SALE

[Disco Dan]

Well the time has come for me to move house, say goodbye to the massive house and my beloved garage... *sigh*

My mini has to go. The whole lot.

It went from being a show car.. to a crashed car (thanks skidmark) then to a restoration project... and now I need to move house and only room for my bike. New shell after the crash - subframes checked and perfectly straight - reconditioned front subframe with brand spanking new mounts.

Engine has been reconditioned (including aux) and is in perfect condition.
Shell is in great condition - no rust (all removed).

Make me an offer folks... its a complete car.. just in bits.

Prefer to sell the lot - but if there is something specific your after let me know.

SEND ME PM IF YOUR INTERESTED.

MUST GO! I only have a couple of weeks before my move.

Someone is going to get one fantastic deal out of this! You will be surprised how cheap im prepared to sell her for....

[Disco Dan]

I can supply more pictures if you wish - or you can come and view.

Be quick.... I want it gone. Turn up with a trailer and the right amount of cash and you get yourself one VERY CHEAP MINI.

Making a big loss selling this for the price I have in mind - you will be surprised.

[WRT]

Never mind the sales pitch, tell us how it went from show car to crashed car! That sounds like the interesting bit.

[skidMark]

Never mind the sales pitch, tell us how it went from show car to crashed car! That sounds like the interesting bit.


i bought it had it one day...totalled it....self explanitory really.

[Disco Dan]

Never mind the sales pitch, tell us how it went from show car to crashed car! That sounds like the interesting bit.

Sold it to mark - he wanted to "restore" it. He had a minor crash in it shortly after. He then bought a new shell - and I took possession of it.

Did a lot of work to it but have now run out of time to finish it before I move.

Are you interested in buying it?

Thread is about 'selling it' not about what happened to it during the short time mark had it.

[Disco Dan]

Will even throw in some "toilet duck" (see my sig) ;)

[007XX]

Thread is about 'selling it' not about what happened to it during the short time mark had it.

Ya're not in sales, are ya?!? :Pokey::msn-wink: half the way of making a sale is in being able to spin a good yarn to get the interest of the punters...

But anyway, check with Lilsel. She's got a Mini that she is doing up, so she might be keen for it!

Good luck.

[Disco Dan]

Ya're not in sales, are ya?!? :Pokey::msn-wink: half the way of making a sale is in being able to spin a good yarn to get the interest of the punters...

But anyway, check with Lilsel. She's got a Mini that she is doing up, so she might be keen for it!

Good luck.

Nope.. not sales. Mental Health Recovery :yes:



FYI - mini has been checked and has got clearance - No STDS ;)

[007XX]

Nope.. not sales. Mental Health Recovery :yes:
FYI - mini has been checked and has got clearance - No STDS ;)

I'm beyond help apparently in the recovery of my own mind...:wacko:

And I'd say that given the current state of it, STDS are the least of the next buyer's worries...:blink:

[Disco Dan]

I'm beyond help apparently in the recovery of my own mind...:wacko:



Well if you wanted some therapy sessions.... :whistle:

[007XX]

Well if you wanted some therapy sessions.... :whistle:

My demons and I get along famously well! ;) But thanks for the kind offer. :D

[Disco Dan]

My demons and I get along famously well! ;) But thanks for the kind offer. :D

Serious question: Have you ever heard someone call your name but there was no-one there? You more than likely are prone to hearing voices.

Dont be afraid - just call Disco :cool:

oh and "bust a move":

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[LilSel]

But anyway, check with Lilsel. She's got a Mini that she is doing up, so she might be keen for it!
.

you knew I'd find this thread huh?!... interested... :yes: its a mini... of course... not to replace mine... as mine is mint lol... but... if Dan wants to get rid of it cheap... Might be swayed... Race MINI...!!!

[LilSel]

So... how much you want for it?

[skidMark]

you knew I'd find this thread huh?!... interested... :yes: its a mini... of course... not to replace mine... as mine is mint lol... but... if Dan wants to get rid of it cheap... Might be swayed... Race MINI...!!!


right on que

[Disco Dan]

you knew I'd find this thread huh?!... interested... :yes: its a mini... of course... not to replace mine... as mine is mint lol... but... if Dan wants to get rid of it cheap... Might be swayed... Race MINI...!!!

"CHEEP CHEEP" Cheeper than a fluffy little yellow bird...

Go get ya trailer and make me an offer!!!

..oh and "bust a move".

[007XX]

Serious question: Have you ever heard someone call your name but there was no-one there? You more than likely are prone to hearing voices.

Dont be afraid - just call Disco :cool:

oh and "bust a move":



:laugh: I enjoyed that episode.

And I hear voices all the time! Are you telling me it's a bad thing? :shit:


you knew I'd find this thread huh?!... interested... :yes: its a mini... of course... not to replace mine... as mine is mint lol... but... if Dan wants to get rid of it cheap... Might be swayed... Race MINI...!!!

Of course I knew you would! :2thumbsup

[Maha]

Must Go! MINI FOR SALE


Wadda ya mean 'Must Go'?.... anyone can see by looking at it that it doesn't!.....:baby:

[Disco Dan]

Must Go! MINI FOR SALE


Wadda ya mean 'Must Go'?.... anyone can see by looking at it that it doesn't!.....:baby:

bust a move.

[Disco Dan]

Make me an offer!!!

[Disco Dan]

And I hear voices all the time! Are you telling me it's a bad thing? :shit:


..yeah. Bad.

[Pumba]

If only I had a bigger shed that wasn't full of bikes

[LilSel]

"CHEEP CHEEP" Cheeper than a fluffy little yellow bird...

Go get ya trailer and make me an offer!!!

..oh and "bust a move".


LoL... Ok... Well... goes like this... Must run it by the boss first (mum), will do tonight/in the morning.

See I have to prepare myself for the "You already have a Mini, a motorbike, a subaru, a mitsibushi & your getting a ford in a couple of weeks, you dont need another car!" speech!!

hmm... Can counter it with "when I get the ford I will sell the subaru & mitsi & just have 2 minis, one bike & a work vehicle"... hmmm... & of course "I need it for parts" might work too LMAO....

As it'll be at home out east... I do have to ask mum & dad first... trailer not a prob to get...
and cheep cheep?... you mean a couple of hundy?

[LilSel]

Make me an offer!!!

a hundy!! and some beer...

Edit (if parentals say ok to store at home lol)

[Disco Dan]

and cheep cheep?... you mean a couple of hundy?

little more than a couple of hundy but your flipping close!

[Qkchk]

What the status of the car? Rego on hold / deg / or still got Reg on it?

[Disco Dan]

What the status of the car? Rego on hold / deg / or still got Reg on it?

Reg on hold.

[Disco Dan]

Bust a move and buy my car!

[LilSel]

If anyone wants a slightly bigger car.... click me!! (http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Cars/Nissan/auction-130173543.htm)
;)

[Disco Dan]

Just had an offer to swap mini for a bike...

Will wait for your reply Lilsel as you got in there first.

[Disco Dan]

If anyone wants a slightly bigger car.... click me!! (http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Cars/Nissan/auction-130173543.htm)
;)

Bump *hint* bump :banana:

[skidMark]

sold yet?.......

[LilSel]

Just had an offer to swap mini for a bike...

Will wait for your reply Lilsel as you got in there first.

Swap it for a bike dude!... that'd prob be the best way to go as im sure said bike would be worth more than what your prepared to let the mini go for....
I tried the speech... It didnt work... we are selling two cars at the mo... nissan safari & mitsi galant... soon to be selling my subaru and prob dad's jaguar.... we have too many cars... n im not allowed another one *sigh*.. I did try... but I can understand mums reasoning... my mini has been *cough* 6 years in the process so far... I havent had a chance to do more on it since the boot was sprayed either. Told me to finish mine first

Once all our extra cars are gone etc... (will be selling my bike in a few months to upgrade as well).... & my mini is back on the rd then im allowed to get another one as a race mini :soon:... and once my mini is finished... dad is allowed to get a sturdeebaker (sp?) lol... mum has us all in order huh!!! easy to see who the boss is :lol:

[LilSel]

Bump *hint* bump :banana:

hehe... its about the size of 3 mini's!

[cheese]

$500??????????????????????

[LilSel]

$500??????????????????????

From what I understand... Thats about what he's looking for... PM Dan, Im sure he'll be happy :2thumbsup

[Disco Dan]

Swap it for a bike dude!... that'd prob be the best way to go as im sure said bike would be worth more than what your prepared to let the mini go for....
I tried the speech... It didnt work... we are selling two cars at the mo... nissan safari & mitsi galant... soon to be selling my subaru and prob dad's jaguar.... we have too many cars... n im not allowed another one *sigh*.. I did try... but I can understand mums reasoning... my mini has been *cough* 6 years in the process so far... I havent had a chance to do more on it since the boot was sprayed either. Told me to finish mine first

Once all our extra cars are gone etc... (will be selling my bike in a few months to upgrade as well).... & my mini is back on the rd then im allowed to get another one as a race mini :soon:... and once my mini is finished... dad is allowed to get a sturdeebaker (sp?) lol... mum has us all in order huh!!! easy to see who the boss is :lol:


Sounds complicated... :crazy:


$500??????????????????????

When can you pick it up? :beer:

[LilSel]

Sounds complicated... :crazy:



haha... simple version is... 'mum said no we have too many toys already'

[Disco Dan]

PM sent CHeese.

[skidMark]

wahhhhhh i want my mini back.

[Disco Dan]

wahhhhhh i want my mini back.

You need green stuff called "cold hard cash" for that to happen dude ;)

[0arbreaka]

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff224/0arbreaka/skidmark_tui.jpg

[LilSel]

tui pic

bwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! :killingme....

[Disco Dan]

Well the time has come for me to move house, say goodbye to the massive house and my beloved garage... *sigh*

My mini has to go. The whole lot.

It went from being a show car.. to a crashed car (thanks skidmark) then to a restoration project... and now I need to move house and only room for my bike. New shell after the crash - subframes checked and perfectly straight - reconditioned front subframe with brand spanking new mounts.

Engine has been reconditioned (including aux) and is in perfect condition.
Shell is in great condition - no rust (all removed).

Make me an offer folks... its a complete car.. just in bits.

Prefer to sell the lot - but if there is something specific your after let me know.

SEND ME PM IF YOUR INTERESTED.

MUST GO! I only have a couple of weeks before my move.

Someone is going to get one fantastic deal out of this! You will be surprised how cheap im prepared to sell her for....

Someone buy my dam-tootin mini!!!!

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[Disco Dan]

Bump bump bump

[TLMAN]

I think I have found the new buyer an engine for it.........

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Motorbikes/Parts-accessories/Engine-drive-train/auction-130761170.htm

:soon:

[crazefox]

1 million dollars:beer::beer::beer::beer:

[Disco Dan]

1 million dollars:beer::beer::beer::beer:

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Riiiiiiiight......

[Disco Dan]

OK FOLKS HERE IT IS:


THIS MINI HAS TO BE SOLD !





PM me.

[Disco Dan]

Bump Bump Bump Bump

[skidMark]

I went to pick it up .....and got told by current flatmate to piss off because dan owes money....dan let me know when you have got this sorted...went all the way to bloodey ranui for nothing the other day.:bash:

[Disco Dan]

I went to pick it up .....and got told by current flatmate to piss off because dan owes money....dan let me know when you have got this sorted...went all the way to bloodey ranui for nothing the other day.:bash:

You half wit!!

I told you the situation via text..yet you still feel you have to post it up?? :baby:

Dont owe any money, they owe ME money.